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This makes sense. I’m sure Hilda did the same. Why not make money while breaking the record? Many people start and end their feats empty-handed.

I no dey believe all these fake attention-seeking write-ups.

Woman na woman. Carry your wahala go.

Learn a skill. Learn a skill. Learn two and as many as four if not six. Don't sell everything and go there to become a burden on their society. Them go repatriate you without pity. Nigeria may favour you, but that place always favours a person willing to sweat to feed a family.

A stupid topic to create engagement in the forum, straight from the infantile minds of Nairaland members. Mscheew.

OP is right to many extents. Try to toast a girl the moderators like. The person in authority will change your password in a bid to kill your Nairaland existence.

No two ways but food poisoning. No foul play suspected on my end. All I'm doing now is admiring her beauty during the wedding. Marriage added to both their frames. He acquired a potbelly while she gained weight. That was a happy young marriage.

Like it happens in Yorubaland, I suspect undercooked beans, mouldy corn or something toxic mistaken for edible.

Okay. Goodbye. Deaths mean nothing to me because nobody is owed eternal life.

His music doesn't require mastering notes. What the hell? This was the same problem croaky-voiced 9ice complained of. Overrating himself, I see.

I like how actors in foreign movies train to look the part. They know very well people in the profession watch the films with critical mindsets. Back when I worked in oil fields, I quickly realized Caucasians who played such roles had soft gym bodies compared to real ones hardened from labour. Real US soldiers complain that movie directors don't dress their actors properly.

It's obvious what you people will do with them. Don't ask dumb questions.

Every other day, you people post this report. Bia, which moderator's alternate are you?

Cue the illiterates who'll come to type about Tinubu's win.

Na them know. All I care for is Whatsapp. Nairaland go soon tire me.

Sahara reporters; making up stories since 1970.

This reminds me of when every Nigerian wanted to become the next Linda Ikeji. Thank God people don settle.

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Coco yam and yam,are the same. You may as well advice him to buy coconut.

I’ll leave it for another person to correct you.

Wait, Mozambique no dey the motherland or there is another Mozambique I'm yet to know of? Buy coco yams then. I'm sure those will be cheaper and more available.

Life is not so serious. Have fun like these people sometimes. It's good for the blood pressure.

...and this is why I pay oloshos. No stress.

All these Nairaland weirdos. SMH.

Okay, bye.

I am deactivating mine now.

Bye to nairaland

This one don see reason to switch back to him original account.

Nothing concern me. Nairaland is a rubbish place.

All these fake stories.

Pay boys to beat her up then tell her after the ordeal.

Divorce her to end this disrespect.

Why should the story concern you? All these fake write-ups, sef.

Early in the year, I proclaimed that no less than two Nollywood celebrities will pass to the afterlife. A foolish Nairalander — young enough to be my son — reacted, saying I'll pass on first. Months later and four if not five have departed. I'm still here while he enjoyed at least a three day ban.

Okay. Life continues. Every dead person nowadays is one chance death missed you. We all each have a foot in the grave.

Are Nigerians for or against this arrest? I will stay joyfully ignorant of the matter.