₦airaland Forum

The importance to children on Nairaland is…

We’re good at adapting. We go dey alright, last last.

Na una know. Solar na my power plant. Every Naija problem concerning electricity dey like hearing about war for distant lands.

For somebody who claims to own international passports and travels around, you sure don’t know oyibo food is bland by default. You are just another rat on Nairaland claiming Dangote. You are with your kind here.

Everybody has preferences. Do the people who you prefer want you? That therein is the question.

Read the Bible and masturbate frequently. Role play during sex while imagining that she’s the object of your fantasy. If e too hard then you never mature for marriage. Men who masturbate imagine they’re doing their favourite female or IndecentStar. You have a living body at your disposal, imagination should come easier to you.

Boredom.

Okay.

Fine boy. He looks too fresh for me to believe it’s his day job. Which of the women is the wife?

Here we go again.

Fact check wey no dey ever investigate better thing. Make una fact check the real population of Nigeria for once.

E go pain me if after all this plenty talk about Dangote refinery, fuel prices no go change. Since May last year, Dangote refinery. At this point, he should employ Jesus Christ in order to meet up with the many expectations Nigerians have conjured up.

Bye bye, bro. I’m sure if he foresaw this death, he’d still go ahead. Anything is better than poverty in their eyes.

Yankee news.

More money in his pockets.

Na always menial workers dey thief. Wahala. They always have energy. Whenever construction projects take place in my area, robberies rise exponentially. With that thief’s solid build, he’s a mechanic or bricklayer. He go dance all the dance he for use ill-gotten wealth perform. After expending all that time, he fit train towards breaking Guinness world record.

So far she’s happy. She looks regular to me.

“It was the devil. We were tempted to do it.” Good. Devil go dey with una for sanko. Useless entities.

Princess don old. Jesus!

Rubbish. These white people will make promises and fulfill nothing. Many here weren’t born when Clinton came to Nigeria, promised heaven and earth, our politicians clapped like it was a movie theatre and then he left. What was achieved from his visit? I remember only a cool speech. Nothing else.

Plenty story. Naija will suffer epileptic power supply thirty years into the future. Japa or buy solar if you truly want to be free. A respite could come in outsourcing transmission of electricity to foreign companies. I read Nigeria brokered a deal with General Electric for power generation at a point in time. Let the company handle everything since our so-called professionals are lacking. In a decade, the situation will improve.

White women and throwing the word “rape” about. Na so them run many Naija guys local when I school that way.

Eight minutes don carry twenty-six years comot him life. What a pity.

Marriages na long relationships nowadays. No kill yourself.

His worst song to date.

Your depression don reach like this? Lol. You go dey alright, last last.

Gromilla010:
LMFAO!! ;

Folks are giving hushpuppi much more credit than he deserve.

If you go over the fbi Sheet you will realize that the hackers(the north korean ones mentioned there) and alaumary were the actual main beneficiaries. Hush was getting a share of the money for providing account
.which anybody with a halfbacked brain can do...200/300k here and there on jobs
A lot of money for sure. But definitely not as crazy as one will think. He had to be spending it all to maintain his lifestyle..The million dollar figure are the amount of the scams. Hush was getting around 1 percent of the totals..interesting and funny guy

Proof?

Ilamina:
you have to work in shell, too work there

So, how their living conditions take concern you?

Check her blood work. I remember what happened the last time.

The crime solved itself. All that’re needed are joint statements from the witnesses.

Our medical system is terrible in this country. People die from survivable gunshot wounds. It’s now commonplace that I believe our doctors know nothing concerning such injuries. Sha, we balance the situation with our high birth rate. We go dey alright, last last.

Stupid topic number 9,824.