₦airaland Forum

ZoneBslayer:
yesterday a thread hit the frontpage were a man was almost crying of being beaten by his wife.... the men made fun of him... and the women kept mute... na hypocrisy go kill all of una for naija..

9jakohai:
He is being realistic. Most oil rich countries are in the same boat. That is why we have to diversify. Talking about it doesn't do the trick.

Agadinho:
Nice one!
Those idiots went too far!
God bless the nigerian army ogas for doing the right thing!

Tolexander:
The way these women get cancer calls for asking them if they were keeping the loot in their bra!

hungryboy:
Nice one
But I dey suspect say na because her Papa no gree share loot with am
All this Politician Pikin were dia father dey send dem go school abroad give them huge pocket money no go ever join protest

Atmmachine:

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of mankind.

God is fake.

Jesus Christ is fake.

Allah is fake.

Like 22:36

Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

MrPresident1:
I am deficient in pulling punchlines and always copy from my god firstcitizen.

MrPresident1:
I was fvcked in the as.s by 2 mallams many years ago and developed an unstable mental capacity afterwards. Please help me as masturbating on Nairaland topics while ranting like a deranged dog gives me orgasmic relief. Help.

MrPresident1:
I am a slave with no destiny.

MrPresident1:
Apologies for my psychotic rants. The recession has made it impossible to buy the psychiatric medicines they prescribed for me at yaba

swtdrms:
Ferrari inspires other companies to greatness. Really interesting, just as Obama inspired/angered Trump to contest the presidency.

The resemblance with Ozil is striking. When I become a star, people will realise I was actually an hero who reincarnated in me. Who's that hero? That's their job

MrPresident1:
There is no recession in Nigeria, it is a lie from the pit of hell. 'Recession' is the word that is being used to enslave you wicked people.

You Nigerians are in trouble because you rejected God's anointed ruler over you, and chose a cruel and satanic one for yourselves.

seunlayi:
Tubaba is no longer your name, you are now fuckbaba. No wonder you are having baby mama's because you broke some promises.
Now, the whole masses are going to be against you for letting them and yourself down on this crucial issue @this time. You just messed up being an hero

jerryunit48:
But it doesn't look like deportation to me because he was out already and even celebrated with friends over there moreover i think he has a British passport or has it been revoked ?