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Some mofos just dey misyarn for this beautiful thread.
This is why I do witchcraft

When car jam plane, na so so jam jam

Ok

He refused to comply with the terms of the political solution to his release.
He prefers to stay behind bars in the DSS dungeon than compromise his struggle.
It's confirmed, MNK is for real

I think this simp thing started long before we thought.
I know of our ancestors that married all their wives as virgins.
I mean first, second, third etc. all married as virgins.
What went wrong in our time I don't know

DeJoeee:
Sorry for the delay, calls came in

According to my granny, despite all the young virile suitors that keep disturbing her for marriage(She's a beautiful educated nurse and a virgin for that matter)
one thing struck her about my grandpa

1. He was so confident and full of himself. While others keep buying her things and being nice to her i.e playing around the gallery without telling her straight what they actually want. My grandpa was very direct and straight to the point.

Lesson number one: Be confident and go for what you want. My grandpa wasn't afraid of going for what he wants even when it's obvious he had a wife already.

2. My grandpa just met her and told her one word that struck her "I think you're beautiful enough to enjoy what other women are enjoying in my house".
She went home thinking of that single punch "What other women are enjoying in my house"

Lesson 2: Always carry this mentality of You're the price. With this punchline, my grandpa subtly communicated to her that She's the one that actually needs him and not the other way round.
Lesson 2ii: Be unique, other simps was busy chasing around her while my grandpa just came into the picture and dropped a single punchline like a boss.
This got her thinking about him all day long

Let me also add that I was the person that arranged the lessons based on my red pill orientation. She only narrated the story to me.

More details later

This is getting interesting

Killbillz:
Lol Him grandpa dey learn where my popsman dey. Three Edo' s one Yoruba, one Igbo, one American and one Caribbean.

Op abeg dey drop am well na. This kind totori no good

While ordinary girl friend dey frown face if I chat with another female. Just chat ooo.
I need to go back to the ancient ways walai

Guy we dey wait abeg.
Your grandpa really enjoyed ooo
Igbo, Ijaws and Urhobo among a host of concubines

More like your wife got admitted into a labour camp

Account go red be that

Poor man's method though.
The rich have access to them fresh p** 24/7

have gone international with it's usual bad news

One Nigeria indeed

Why Bubu's cap no fit catch this covid.
I mean just the cap

Sha person don come this world already.
But in my next world, I go shine eyes wella

How did I get here?

10 years experience for a job that is not up to Canada's minimum wage.
I weep for my country

You and who go protest

Zombies will never comment here.
They're busy scouting for ESN/IPOB thread

Another one

Wonderboy01:
Tell una lawyer to Share the will ASAP

When his papa still dey alive?
Sense is far from you

Militant30:
The two states that are working in the south south is Rivers and Akwa ibom all other ones are glorified Local government Councils.


The south East is the worst, led by lazy ass Niggas who don't know there left from Right, moving around like headless chickens.

Bayelsa?
On a serious note I don't know what Bayelsa is doing with the allocation it receives.
Honestly GEJ is a failure. It's just that when compared with the incumbent his failure becomes a land mark success

NNtv:
Beautiful wedding..






Please, how can I move to Canada with ₦5000

Benin Airways #4500

I see

Awo's free education policy did more harm than good

This is an accident scene. Bokoharam has been decimated, they can only attack soft and succulent targets

After my experience in 2018 Xmas when I spent over 100k on her only to discover She freely donated to her old village friends.
I have devised a billing evasion method that have worked perfectly for two years now.
Document all her secret sins during the year and release it bit by bit as Xmas is getting closer.
Sexparate from her and endure for 20 to 30 days.
When she's back, press her mumu button and reconcile and continue swimming till 2022 December.
I just did mine this evening. Knacking will resume next year

cocolacec:
Osogbo indigene is a Yoruba native in Lagos another Yoruba land.
Igbos can claim Enugu,Imo.We Yorubas are not divided by states created by Military, we are an ethnic bloc. No Igbo/Fulani can divide us by states.We are descendants of Oyo empire.

Now you have proved me right. Keep concentrating around Lagos and be claiming Lagosians while the core Yorubaland is fast degrading economically.
When this British experiment eventually collapses, we'll finally see fowl nyash

Ttalk:
You are correct bro. If it is not Panadol it can never be Panadol. When your identity has to be backed by long story then forget it. Lagosian by birth doesn't qualify you to be an indigene.

But being an indigene of Osogbo qualify you to be a Lagosian?