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PoliticsNnamdi Kanu Is A Real Freedom Fighter by Firstorderwizard(op): 6:54am On Jan 06, 2022
He refused to comply with the terms of the political solution to his release.
He prefers to stay behind bars in the DSS dungeon than compromise his struggle.
It's confirmed, MNK is for real
RomanceRe: Ancient Red Pill: Lessons From The Ancestors by Firstorderwizard(m): 1:50pm On Dec 27, 2021
I think this simp thing started long before we thought.
I know of our ancestors that married all their wives as virgins.
I mean first, second, third etc. all married as virgins.
What went wrong in our time I don't know lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Ancient Red Pill: Lessons From The Ancestors by Firstorderwizard(m): 1:02pm On Dec 27, 2021
DeJoeee:
Sorry for the delay, calls came in

According to my granny, despite all the young virile suitors that keep disturbing her for marriage(She's a beautiful educated nurse and a virgin for that matter)
one thing struck her about my grandpa

1. He was so confident and full of himself. While others keep buying her things and being nice to her i.e playing around the gallery without telling her straight what they actually want. My grandpa was very direct and straight to the point.

Lesson number one: Be confident and go for what you want. My grandpa wasn't afraid of going for what he wants even when it's obvious he had a wife already.

2. My grandpa just met her and told her one word that struck her "I think you're beautiful enough to enjoy what other women are enjoying in my house".
She went home thinking of that single punch "What other women are enjoying in my house"

Lesson 2: Always carry this mentality of You're the price. With this punchline, my grandpa subtly communicated to her that She's the one that actually needs him and not the other way round.
Lesson 2ii: Be unique, other simps was busy chasing around her while my grandpa just came into the picture and dropped a single punchline like a boss.
This got her thinking about him all day long

Let me also add that I was the person that arranged the lessons based on my red pill orientation. She only narrated the story to me.

More details later
This is getting interesting grin
RomanceRe: Ancient Red Pill: Lessons From The Ancestors by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:10pm On Dec 27, 2021
Killbillz:
Lol Him grandpa dey learn where my popsman dey. Three Edo' s one Yoruba, one Igbo, one American and one Caribbean.

Op abeg dey drop am well na. This kind totori no good
While ordinary girl friend dey frown face if I chat with another female. Just chat ooo.
I need to go back to the ancient ways walai
RomanceRe: Ancient Red Pill: Lessons From The Ancestors by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:52am On Dec 27, 2021
Guy we dey wait abeg.
Your grandpa really enjoyed ooo
Igbo, Ijaws and Urhobo among a host of concubines tongue
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Wife Just Got A Job by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:11pm On Dec 25, 2021
More like your wife got admitted into a labour camp angry
RomanceRe: Muhammed Alfa Marries Twin Sisters - Adama & Aisha In Bida (Video) by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:45pm On Dec 24, 2021
Account go red be that
RomanceRe: How To Overcome Suicidal Thoughts by Firstorderwizard(m): 1:51pm On Dec 21, 2021
Poor man's method though.
The rich have access to them fresh p** 24/7
CrimeRe: Man Kills Secondary School Student After Luring Her To His House (Photo) by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:42am On Dec 21, 2021
have gone international with it's usual bad news
EducationRe: Dangote Oil Refinery Absorbs 3 Consecutive Set Of ATBU Engineering Graduates by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:51am On Dec 21, 2021
One Nigeria indeed
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Enters COVID-19 Fourth Wave by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:42pm On Dec 20, 2021
Why Bubu's cap no fit catch this covid.
I mean just the cap
FamilyRe: Man Buys His Wife A Private Jet As Christmas Gift: Video by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:54pm On Dec 20, 2021
Sha person don come this world already.
But in my next world, I go shine eyes wella
CrimeRe: Us-bound Doctor And His Friend Brutally Murdered In His Abuja Home by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:21pm On Dec 20, 2021
How did I get here?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Administrative Assistant At World Health Organization WHO by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:51am On Dec 20, 2021
10 years experience for a job that is not up to Canada's minimum wage.
I weep for my country
PoliticsRe: Electoral Bill:get Ready For National Endless Protest by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:15am On Dec 20, 2021
You and who go protesthuh
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill 38 In Giwa LGA Of Kaduna State by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:44pm On Dec 19, 2021
Zombies will never comment here.
They're busy scouting for ESN/IPOB thread
HealthRe: I Think I'm Infected, Please Advise by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:41pm On Dec 19, 2021
Another one
FamilyRe: Help, My Elder Brother Is Taking Advantage Of My Sick Father! by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:46am On Dec 19, 2021
Wonderboy01:
Tell una lawyer to Share the will ASAP angry
When his papa still dey alive?
Sense is far from you
PoliticsRe: Security: Governor Emmanuel Donates Vehicles, Gadgets To Police by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:49pm On Dec 18, 2021
Militant30:
The two states that are working in the south south is Rivers and Akwa ibom all other ones are glorified Local government Councils.


The south East is the worst, led by lazy ass Niggas who don't know there left from Right, moving around like headless chickens. grin grin grin grin
Bayelsa?
On a serious note I don't know what Bayelsa is doing with the allocation it receives.
Honestly GEJ is a failure. It's just that when compared with the incumbent his failure becomes a land mark success
RomanceRe: Colourful Igbo Traditional Wedding In Canada: Pictures & Video by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:45pm On Dec 18, 2021
NNtv:
Beautiful wedding..






Please, how can I move to Canada with ₦5000
Benin Airways #4500
PoliticsRe: Yusuf Buhari’s Turbaned In Daura, Becomes District Head Of Kwasarawa (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:27pm On Dec 18, 2021
I see
PoliticsRe: Man Arrested With 18 Human Skulls In Ogun by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:24pm On Dec 18, 2021
Awo's free education policy did more harm than good
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Destroy Newly Acquired Armor Vehicle Kill Many Soldiers In Borno by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:15pm On Dec 16, 2021
This is an accident scene. Bokoharam has been decimated, they can only attack soft and succulent targets
RomanceCheck Out My Xmas Billing Evasion Method by Firstorderwizard(op): 8:01pm On Dec 12, 2021
After my experience in 2018 Xmas when I spent over 100k on her only to discover She freely donated to her old village friends.
I have devised a billing evasion method that have worked perfectly for two years now.
Document all her secret sins during the year and release it bit by bit as Xmas is getting closer.
Sexparate from her and endure for 20 to 30 days.
When she's back, press her mumu button and reconcile and continue swimming till 2022 December.
I just did mine this evening. Knacking will resume next year
PoliticsRe: Lagos Should Be Declared A Separate Zone by Firstorderwizard(op): 5:00pm On Dec 12, 2021
cocolacec:
Osogbo indigene is a Yoruba native in Lagos another Yoruba land.
Igbos can claim Enugu,Imo.We Yorubas are not divided by states created by Military, we are an ethnic bloc. No Igbo/Fulani can divide us by states.We are descendants of Oyo empire.
Now you have proved me right. Keep concentrating around Lagos and be claiming Lagosians while the core Yorubaland is fast degrading economically.
When this British experiment eventually collapses, we'll finally see fowl nyash
PoliticsRe: Lagos Should Be Declared A Separate Zone by Firstorderwizard(op): 4:14pm On Dec 12, 2021
Ttalk:
You are correct bro. If it is not Panadol it can never be Panadol. When your identity has to be backed by long story then forget it. Lagosian by birth doesn't qualify you to be an indigene.
But being an indigene of Osogbo qualify you to be a Lagosian?
RomanceRe: My Experience At Enugu by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:53pm On Dec 12, 2021
Quality20:
hope they didn't tempt you sha? Well from an academic research done recently at a public university it was realised that of the 3 major tribes of Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba girls, the Igbo female students had more sexual contact than the yorubas and hausas. So what you just saw in enugu shdnt shock u any bit
Research done in Osun state university and opinion sampled by Lagos - Ibadan news paper.
I'll advise them to focus on a research that will help increase the igr generated from skull mining
PoliticsRe: Lagos Should Be Declared A Separate Zone by Firstorderwizard(op): 3:44pm On Dec 12, 2021
Tinubuadvocate:
That's treasonable.
If you are not born and brought up in Lagos (in a proper home not under bridge) or have any of your parents from Lagos, you are not a Lagosian and this thread is not for you.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Should Be Declared A Separate Zone by Firstorderwizard(op): 3:42pm On Dec 12, 2021
StreetFight:
Once we asked for your name and your father and mother's name, we know where you are from.

You cannot say your father's name is Ogheneruro or Ikechukwu and then claim to be a Lagosian, we will lock you up at State Criminal Investigation Department (SCID) for obtaining by false pretense.
I repeat, if you are not born and brought up in Lagos (in a proper home not under bridge) or have any of your parents from Lagos, you are not a Lagosian and this thread is not for you.

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