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Crap and best joke I'v ever heard dis year

tega123: waec is out, u can nw check on der website. 4 any help or complain call 0, 7, 0, 3, 4, 3, 5, 8, 1, 6, 8

I will call u @ midnite "as if u don't read d topic wella"

2013/2014!!!!!! Are you a learner??

HOLIDAY sounds like "chinese" to me when ASUU r still on strike.

How does dis Tinubu mata take increase my CGPA.

Fp tinz
Everyday 4 d thief one day 4 d owner.

RIP
Hala baba fela 4 me.

Am addicted to drinking #fact#
I read a lot too
Addicted to gurls too
But money rule me big time

Dis naijablend.com guy whit 3gb code shud just go straight to a well functioning transformer and give it d kinda hug he gave his gf d last tym dey me.
What a wack way to advertise a dumb cheat dat only work wit chico phones
Mr dundii abi wetin u call your name
Abeg find wey delete dis ur long tin make I see road read better comments......*spit*

Passing with spEed

Ndigbo have suffered so much in dis country
Dey know fully well dat 60% of igbos in kano reside in sabo gari before dey carry out dia devilish operation dia.
Dats how dey render VICTOR Moses an orphan,crippled ma cousin *tears*
Hausa pple most especially d muslim.d north remains d last place I will live even if d land is full of Gold and diamond.

samuelkaykay: Later some political chameonic mumuaturu will flood Nairaland to jubilate the victory of Mr stubborn Amaechi over Mr Jangluck,forgetting the diffentiation of equilibral matrices of Nigeria politics as regards to statistical geometric surd of 2015 which is prime factor of cummulative histogram.

Chai dis guy blood dey hot

I don't even know what 2 comment

WTF

stone-mind:
@fishkaveli are u gay?? u look cool

What!!!

I don't believe dis....
Be it 3/4,1/2 or full moon I dey always "get" smooth sleep.
Ask ma room mate if u tink am lying.

Smh....dis one is strong, eleyi gidi gan sha
As if she don see me dey insult YEYEbrity marriage before.
Abegggi

I see Elephant and hin 5 pikin mourning d death of PEJ's mother....

Syenite: Which one is Emmanuel Alayande College of Education. Una go just dey change name of School any how for South West. Rufus Giwa poly, Adekunle Ajashin university, Olabisi Onabamjo Univeristy, Tai solarin Univeristy, Ladoke Akintola etc. They almost changed UNILAG to Moshood Abiola Univerity sef. Mtcheeew. Soon we will have Gbenga Daniels polythecnic or Alao Akala University. Anyways, RIP to the dead and students please stay off trouble.

Ur left lap bro
LWKMD

Obj here Obj dere
Someone shud tell dis man to come down to OTA and concentrate on his farm work.

Eyin oyinbo. Ewah fun mi ni visa
Damn tired of sitting ahome.
God where your face dey

bigtt76: If na car accident now, you go see how people go rush take foto with mobile phone. Fish supposedly turns into human and no single pix?

You are so on point bro
@op abeg pack well, a blind man is not a stranger in d land of d dead

skeletine: Third to comment. Okoli pass the ....

What's dis one saying

Pilot Oz: hmm, she should instead marry the man that saved her..

Abi

IBB!!!
So hin still dey dis country...*cough*

Unitedforever: Arsenal ke?
U sure say blood still remain 4 your body?







Man.Utd ticket dey oh

Man united abi ojoro united
Abeg pack well,am not interested in givn wayward webb a dym.

Big tym one chance.
Thank ur God say no be naija E happen
Ur shorts 4 go witham
ARSENAL till blood finish 4 my body..

Choi so its true. Say hawoof dey rub belle.
Rip man

Sturbon HE goat
Better draw ur triangle before u get squared.

We dominate

I no trust her at all