₦airaland Forum

Blurryface:
I know this guy. He collected 10k from me at Yaba the day i mistakenly blew one-way on my way to Unilag. So na money for his wedding he was hustling. issorait.

GoggleB:
She was pretty when she never remove to original complexion God gave her

austinesteve:
Op I see ur hubby as a man who loves risk taking...talk to him about U going back to work for safety purposes, should anything happen to one of his investment I.e lotto, MMM etc. If U start working it will help as a backup for d family .

Mentcee:
Buhari is simply an idiott

doskie:
that place resembles uniben engineering department. Front of electrical /computer. The brown building at the background looks like d04. The field at the background looks like the place bad boys use to tell people to sit down on the floor if they catch you strolling around too much with a fine gehl dah is nor agreeing for them.

opethom:
jungle what? How would you feel if na you this guy rape?

Rxpetite:
men's shoes are so ugly.
ugh!!!

dayleke:
She knew it was coming na....
Was just a matter of time....
If he hadn't, he would have heard Weeeennnnn!!!!!!

Dreamwaker:
People should stop this culture of posting photos of dead people, it's not good entertainment.

PapaBaby:
Am saying you'd be more productive to society if you channel your energy on something meaningful like joining a protest March.
Writing meaningless articles on Nairaland won't change anything.
You berate Murray Bruce while doing nothing yourself.

EVILFOREST:
I was expecting something worse like STUBBORNESS

hobermener:
Talk about a country getting fùcked in the arse!!! I laugh uncontrollably when some on here threaten to kick buhari out with their voters card come 2019. Anyone who thumb printed beside the demonic broom waving logo in 2015 and was oblivious of the fact that he or she was giving buhari an 8 year mandate is probably more daft than buhari himself, (Edo and ondo states vidicate my assertion)
No one protested the fuel hike.
No one protested the padded budget.
No one protested the gross mismanagement of the economy.
Job racketeering was swept under the carpet.

But everyone is losing sleep over a proposed hike in data plans, which goes a long way to show what our priorities are - sit back and gossip the elites, while they plunge the country into the abyss!!!

bbdd:
This is why Nigeria cannot move forward
Instead of you guys to fight this law, all youths can do is to make jokes about it.

AgapeHate:
Considering the new developments and hick in data. I hereby inform you that these are the new things I will be doing now.
1. No more clicking on snake threads, Davido baby mama threads, toke makinwa threads and wizkid threads.

2. No more 2 pages on any thread. Once my comment is not on the first 21 posts no need to comment. Someone else already said what I wanted to say

3. Replying of mentions has been strictly ignored. If you like abuse me from now till next year. I am saving data

4. I will not like your comments again. No matter how solid you sound I will not waste 1kb to like your comment no I will just nod my head. That is a proof I like your comment

5. No more alternatives. If I get banned that is it

6. Most of nairaland mods will not ban again. They need traffic and a lot of people will not be online. It will be stupid to ban those available.

7. No more clicking on threads with pictures. If you like give me a thread on how to make 1million and put pictures. I will not click.

8. I will do background restrictions. No need for pop ups. If I don't want notifications they don't need to come up. In fact no more Instagram, Facebook, Skype, snapchat, tingo, tinder, IMO. I am ok with whatsapp alone. Too much of everything is bad

9. I will only come online in the morning and night. To check and reply messages of last night. Then to reply messages the next morning.

10. No more clicking on links. If you create a thread then you said "click here" God will judge you

bulletproofmonk:
Don't blame the government.
Humans used it,not animals. You want the government to start teaching personal hygiene too?

GurlFriend:
New members of the National Youth Service Corp (NYSC) to Ondo State, shared these eyesore that is supposed to be their toilet and bathroom at their orientation camp in Ikare-Akoko, Ondo state.

The toilets are so filthy, it is hard to imagine humans are expected to use it, they complain.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/11/photos-of-filthy-toilte-and-bathroom-at.html

simplyOJ:
Pathetic.... Quite unfortunate the level our hospitals have degenerated to. Their response is always:
"We don't run a charity organization". Why not treat first and hold him "hostage" until
the bill is settled.

The funny part is that if the patient unfortunately dies, they hurriedly convey the body to their morgue, and
the bill automatically starts counting while they wait for the relations of the dead to show up.

Its high time they are reminded of the oath they swore to keep.

kellyshuga:
when clueless people like you talk about Jonathan and corruption. I can't help but imagine if you're still an underage. The corruption in this country have been on play way back. I guess people like you are the ones who spit out honey when it's being put in their mouth. Jonathan is the best thing that has ever happened in this country. You and your hopeless president should go eat poo.

HungerBAD:
Fayose is now my man.

I remember when he called Tinubu a Yoruba leader some weeks ago,and this shows he has respect for elders.

For this,I will not bash his Tai Solarin/NYSC White dressing.

chocolateme:
Soldiers are not meant to be seen.. Congratulations sir.

oloriooko:
This man speaks like a toddler
A responsible leader takes it all- blames or praises!
When the man came out to contest, what he portrayed was that "I know the problems of this country, pls give me the opportunity to fix it"
It is obvious PMB was not in any way prepared to salvage the economy, he was caught unaware by GEJ concession of defeat.
So whenever I read people saying PMB is not the cause of our present predicament, I wonder if these people are toddlers upstairs.

Omudia11:
Your skull is obviously empty.

Lexusgs430:
Since you checked out, have you not returned back yet (albeit only for visitations)?
If you haven't(yet) or you have, the syndrome is in full force......

Lexusgs430:
I already have it. I can only speak for myself. Do you already have said syndrome?

Lexusgs430:
Stockholm syndrome vs Norwegian syndrome vs Nigerian syndrome...........
A syndrome when the citizens start missing and celebrating hopeless politicians, for giving them no hope, no job, no job security, no credible government,no vibrant economy. Infact no nothing...........