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Babomiskid:
please can someone give answer to this question
In a small Spanish town,there is a barber,Male,Adult and clean-shaven,who shaves everyone who does not shave himself,and shaves no one who does shave himself.. WHO SHAVES THE BARBER!!!

It's not a question. Its just a statement.

*Falls down from coconut tree *
That lady no get joy I swear, she is so mean

These are the kinds of thread I like, not all those frequent threads about women created by men as if our lives revolve around them,It's annoying.

Nice one OP.

I miss that "boys night out" thread.

Well some points made sense....

me and daretodiffer

Lol...see as everybody they shout beat, up and down, some even say beat the husband too.
Open another thread now you go see them dey preach against violence.

I don't care who is innocent, all I know is that this woman is heartless.

By the way, wetin consign those her useless friends? make them no go face their marriage.
If na my wife they involved in something like this, me and her go get case to settle.

Him don use una money take travel, make una take heart...

It depends on the individual involved...

Some find peace in letting go, others don't...the grave mistake anyone can make is trying to be someone you are not.

The truth is that, some people can only learn the hard way, if you keep on letting go when you don't feel like, you are only digging your grave further and granting the offender absolute power over you.

In my opinion if anybody hurts you and opportunity presents itself for you to stick it back to him/her don't hesitate take it with both hands. As much as people might think it's a horrible thing to do,they can't deny the sweet feeling it brings.


P.S: In retaliating, caution have to be taken not to go beyond your mark otherwise you are now the oppressor.

Congrats man-city....at least you guys are fighting for something.
#from an arsenal fan.

Omo...which kind level of frustration be this.?

Is he possessed or what? because I know the only way he is going to justify his action is....

"The devil made me do it"

slightlyMad:
I am going to put sentiments and bible aside, lets face it

Life wasn't fair to you, you already know this am sure
These guys, though your parent never cared that much whether you sleep under the bridge or not.
Yes they are your parent but i am sure, along the line, so strangers were even more of a parent than they were.

Here is my piece, DONT go out of your way for these selfish guys, because if you had turned to Anini or Shina rambo as a result of their gross negligence, They will change their phone numbers the moment they realize you have it and even change their surnames if possible.

But look at you, Life is beginning to smile at you, and then they are beginning to mark territories and competing with each other over who gets the larger "ounje omo"

I will say, any extra you have, invest it and ensure your kids dont suffer like you did.
if you see their situation getting bad, assist, but dont put them first, put your children's future first.

GBAM....!!!!

Bae, your moniker is wrong, you head correct.

The truth is, your parent don't care to know how their actions affected you.

Some parents are just wierd and selfish, they only care about their rights on their children and not their children rights on them.

OP the truth is, they didnt fufill their end of the bargain so dont bother yourself worrying wether you are beign good to them enough.

It's a super story.....a life if strife and sorrow ....!

Mindfulness:
Very straightforward and interesting.



Even if you promised to stay faithful? And what feelings? Hor.niness, affection, infatuation, love?

If I fail to live up to the end of my bargain, that is, with respect to the promise I made, it would be as a result of something beyond my control and that something is called LOVE.

If am Hot, she can cure it for me....lol.

But to be honest, after thinking hard about it, it could be any of this feelings, am human and what it means is that, I was putting my feelings before hers, no apologies for that.

Having said all that, I think best policy is self discipline/control. There are some actions that have ripple effect.

Well I guess everybody is different....

She can get angry if she wants too, but she shouldn't lay her frustration on me cos it won't make me regret my decision to act on my feelings,she is on a long thing,

If she wants to stay fine, I will continue to love her to the best of my ability, but if she wants to leave, its all the same.

If she cheats on me, she is leaving no two ways about that and that's one of the reason I won't blame her for wanting to leave me as stated in the paragraph above.


On a side note; I don't understand the concept
" Worth fighting for "....how can someone risk something as fragile as trust and starts to weep when you were the one that made the decision to break it in the first place.

akike:
My mother is a biitch

Don't be hard on yourself or your mother......
Learn to forgive her, she was an illiterate (No offence)...she should have treated you better and not favor your brother over you, she made a mistake but we are all humans aren't we?

Now say it after me, " I'll be happy from now on, I will not be angry again"

Breathe in, breathe out....now say it again.

akike:
You are his biitch, aren't you?

Is this how you talk to your therapist?


So how far? Did you try the coping mechanism I prescribed for you?

akike:
Oh my! Your mum is a rude biitch
I can't have a sissy like you as my brother! God forbid bad thing.
Can you please mind your business

Ode...!!!.... ...

Aminat508:

I no be soldier like 'falz the bahd guy' but my love for you na by force.....lol.

My love for you is a "One shhance" ....lol.

Aminat508:
very soon.

You are right, am coming for you soon ....and you better say yes

wolfslair:
Riddle :




There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

Water melon

Omo, guys go so patronize her ehn. ...you know why?






















Them go dey feel her boobs during the barbing process free of charge

At first, I thought it Will Smith,the actor.
Anyway, R.I.P...... will.

I pissed one of my friend off, he was forming "I no dey talk to you again", but deep down I know he didn't mean it, honestly one part of me wanted to call our friendship quit, mumsy had to remind me that we've been friends since secondary school.

So na so I just burst enter him house, the guy come dey form, na him I tell say "thunder fire you, na me you dey form for, if you know want see me then me too no come see you, na your sister and mumsy I come see" .

I went inside, greeted his parents and came back, the next thing he said was " I no know wetin to tell you I swear" and that was it, we were chatting once again, in fact na me and him hang out through out today....

nuttyhnic:
Escape is the name of the club in VI

Oh...okay.!

Jadekitana:

You felt it right ?

Oliviarims, you make me feel vulnerable like a pawn cos you are the queen of my heart.

Wetin him dey escape from....and why 2baba just dey hustle to enter the pics....lol

Why do all of them look alike, whether black or white..

Internet don dey tire me this days....you go just read unimaginable things wey your mind no fit take, things that you think it's impossible to happen....sometimes ignorance is bliss

Creamish:
as often as ur brain functions...NEVER..

Ouch that hurts... ........ You are so mean..

Creamish:
as often as ur brain functions...NEVER..

Ouch that hurts... ........ You are so mean..