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*In wande coal's voice* ......I love that booty....

Hmm...the things guys my age see in the hands of girls though....

The kid be like, "oh shiit, I'm loosing my mind" ....

Nigeria and Corruption...

Does he have kwashiorkor? Abi na the clothe to big for him...

Bloggers and lying...

Front page potential

Space booked...

For an organization like Daimond bank to be texting in abbreviations, I think they deserve the shades from Sterling bank.

thenny312:
yea so emotional Dat u had to add ur own story lol
I can't remember where hope felt their pain, wu can help me out? Lol

No mind the guy, he was probably creating his own scenes in his head....na so the episode sweet am reach...

Lol....I just dey think wetin I go like do to this woman for my head if am the boys father.

In summary she will regret her existence.

Kay...on point.

Quit your job so that you can concentrate on wooing him but before you do, please refer me to him as your replacement.

Are you trying to say she doesn't have any other friend she could ask besides him? someone she just met?

Come on, doesn't she have any form of dignity left in her?

If he ask for sex in return now, she will begin to yell and scream about how he is disgusting while she was the one that acted cheap in the first place.

alatbaba1:
1. Story 2. Words 3. Page 4. Novel 5. Cook 6. Read


Make una try dis one too.

Actually it's not 'cook', it's 'Book'

I can see page, read.
I'll come back to modify when I see the rest.

SC31:
does that make it right for the man to almost kill him and the girl accuse him of such a huge crime as rape?

Just forget, this is Nairaland, where hypocrisy and double standard is the order of the day.

Ask most of them here, they probably had sex before they were 15.

The funny part is that by tomorrow you'll see another post of theirs condemning violence irrespective of the offense.

Who secure EPP....?

PunkyV:
My girls be like..."Now drag him to the cave & go medieval on him"
*winning*

Lol...funny you...
Have a great day ahead.

Whatever....!!!!

PunkyV:
Ok, no hot blooded man can resist this If something doesnt move ( if you know what I mean ) then I'll give up

Darling, how about this?

Okay, now you got my attention....

PunkyV:
...

I'm not moved....

PunkyV:
You'll move on? Now I'm shattered. Another hurt added. Next time you see these eyes they'll be all sad & droopy like those of a melting wax bulldog Just remember that you caused it this time

Is the guilt-tripping working?

Nope...wrong strategy.... am the last person this strategy can work on.....

PunkyV:
LMFAO. But honestly that was the most touching thing I've ever been told my whole entire life. So soul stirring. Anyway, here goes nothing...Erm wait...

Damn, give me some more time to practice my knock em dead wooing lines Swear I'll come up with the bombest, boxer dropping lines you've ever heard

Lol.....@ soul stirring.

Keep practicing but maybe by then I would have moved on to better things.

That said, I can't pretend to know what, when or where it hurts, but I trust you'll come out strong.

Optimist1:
You are a kind of funny, for I never wanted to quote you but to be frank, I couldn't just restrain myself rather than to ask you, what are they if not gentle-men?

Personally, I find it to be demeaning. If she didn't want to be your friend,she could have declined it....but thanking her is as if she has done you a big favor, the kind that no one has ever done before is just something else.

Seriously it's irritating, if I was a girl, instantly I'll be turned off just by that statement.

So yes, they are not gentleman, they are men with self esteem issues.

PunkyV:
Lol, we must be soulmates if you can see right through the heart of me from a distance. Marry me

Lol...yea, I could be empathetic "A times"...

As for your marriage proposal, I think I deserve to be wooed....so try harder....

PunkyV:
Seriously if I was a guy I'd probably die a virgin because I wouldnt allow myself to go through hoops just to make some she-thing feel funky about herself. Sometimes it's like the attention guys give to ladies swells up some ladies' heads to the point where they feel the sun rises & sets up their asses. Guys are stupid

I looked at your dp and I felt the sadness in your eyes. I could be wrong though.

I just hope you don't find my assertion offensive....

That number 6 is so on point. For their small mind them dey form gentleman.....I so much hate it, as if make I slap them.

The craze for sex has affected people's mind..... everything now is viewed through sexual perspective .

Asides point no 4, I think all the other points is not just a Nigerian thing, it's universal.

I might be wrong though.

It seems it's making you uncomfortable, then let him know. Ask him how he would feel if you start chatting with your ex.

Personally, I feel it's disrespectful to be chatting with one's ex all the time while married no matter how innocent the chat might be.

Another media hype again...

Cruising on my data Benz to front page....