₦airaland Forum

moron888:
psg can never sign mourinho

Never say NEVER!

MaziOmenuko:
I see a lot of peeps advising you to chose being an airman than getting an adequate education. After serving 25yrs as an airforce recruit, a newly commissioned officer with a degree certificate will still rank above you. I don't know why people have this primitive mentality of grabbing anything that comes their way because the cowards are afraid of tomorrow. If you are above 23yrs, you can enroll into the airforce, if not, enroll into the school and get educated. Education is not just about getting work; it sets you up and equips you for the life journey ahead.

Just know that if you enroll into airforce now, their is a limit to what you can achieve in the future. your promotion is capped at a certain limit. With an adequate education, you can soar higher than what you are dreaming of right now. Don't be myopic.

One sensible comment at last!

Wonderful piece.

chloride6:
Apply at the expense of your self esteem...

They won't understand.

Ijaycool:
Sorry, am not exactly interested in the BBN.

My interest really is, who else hate the "Find Video Here" link we always encounter in Nairaland. Is NL not grown enough to host videos on its own? Or allow embeddable videos from major video sharing site?

It's irritating that you see headline 'wife beats husband [video]', then you rush to watch, you then see one stupid link "watch video here" that will take you to a shitty website that takes 7 minutes to load, only to discover it was an Instagram video.

Ijaycool:
Sorry, am not exactly interested in this disguised tyranny.

My interest really is, who else hate the "Find Video Here" link we always encounter in Nairaland. Is NL not grown enough to host videos on its own? Or allow embeddable videos from major video sharing site?

It's irritating that you see headline 'wife beats husband [video]', then you rush to watch, you then see one stupid link "watch video here" that will take you to a shitty website that takes 7 minutes to load, only to discover it was an Instagram video.

Mods, the time u take to delete anti-Jagaban comments, use it to figure out a solution to this. I don't open videos on NL all thanks to this rubbish

Smart girl

Corrosiveman:
AS LONG AS THE ARMY IS THERE AMAECHI WOULD WIN

What position is Ameachi contesting for please?

What happened to "safety first"?

Dottore:
I beg your pardon. You said Nigerian politicians belong to what exactly? Rival cult groups? Now you are the ignorant one. They can only use them as thugs. Their are are more reasonable societies or organizations to belong to not some cheap clandestine cult, besides their are many that belong to nothing

Remember when you were arguing up and down sometime last year when I told you that majority of politicians in Nigeria are nothing but upgraded street cultists?
We'll, here is your first proof.
Enjoy the story.

https://www.nairaland.com/5069957/temitope-olatoye-sugar-dies-uch

https://www.nairaland.com/5069731/temitope-olatoye-sugar-shot-ibadan

Sermwell:
either you didn't go to school or you are a bloody liar.

Usually I don't respond to "women", but the world is celebrating them today, so enjoy the honor!

Just in case... A man without balls is equivalent to a woman!

Why won't he have such guts, when the rest of the "kids" were busy shouting like Bush-babies instead of protecting their fellow classmates who were being rubbished right infront of them.

When I was in school... You dare not try this! Even if it is not my department, I'll walk in and ask the lecturer to stop. What nonsense!

They did not dress well.. Kindly walk them out of the class Na.. If they refuse... You leave the class for them or escalate to the head of department.

When I was serving, my LGI asked some of us to remove our shoes infront of other corps members during CDS because they were not NYSC issued. See as all the "fear-fear" jewmen were pulling off their shoes and going about barefooted. I tried to explain to the woman that the NYSC issued shoes were of very poor quality and had gone bad since when I was still in camp. The woman wasn't ready to listen, her own was just for me to pull my white snickers and walk barefooted.

Deep inside of me me... I was like "we die here!!!"
I did not pull my shoes and nothing, I mean nothing happened. She threatened me with extension, escalation to state coordinator and facing DC etc. At the end I still passed out with my batch and not even an hour was added to my service year.

In as much as I don't support insubordination... But this type of treatment is totally uncalled for. Me that was waiting for sceneries like these to make news headline wayback. Mtcheeewww. You go just resign by yourself or your body go tell you!

Some people wey den send make they go make cash deposit for bank. Them they use their Oga money dey snap, post for social media. Ope oooooo

Na still nairaland tell us say she don leave Marvin. Na still una dey tell us say Na rumor. Journalism in Nigeria is really disturbing. Bloggers have turned it to child's play wallahi.

No even think am.. TRUMP would be reelected as America's president.

dmniq:
... and you're here looking for potential clients. Wow

Yes. Potential clients and not insults! I don't work for the bank anymore... I've paid my dues in full.

AutoJoshNG:
Heyaaaa

You shouldn't have quoted me. Am in a good mood tonight. I met my monthly sales financial target for February, so I'll pass on your comment for whatever it meant.... Else I would have categorically stated how the likes of "you" have been benefiting from the dumbbess of the populace. Have a great night.. And quit quoting me bruh.

How does this information benefit an average guy on the street?
After wasting 20 secs of my life reading topics like this, I feel like ending my 9 year relationship with nairaland.
Who cares about any of these things

These bloody scammers posting bullshits about sure games... Are you guys okay at all?

And so f*cking what?
What do we do with the sh*tty video and dumb-a$$ed moment?
Does it change the fact that the incumbent government and everyother previous government have been a monumental failure?
They are just fighting for their interests!

ahiboilandgas:
scammer don have honor ....in communist China scam are liable to be hanged

You're just a baby. Grow up!

ahiboilandgas:
badluck in looking for clients to scam in your about to be extinct mushroom finance house....but good luck in getting a real investment job...

I wish you the best of luck in all your endeavors sir.

Nnamz:
Dude! You're just pathetic. Throwing tantrums cause no one here fell for your scam? Take heart.

Believe me, I don't have any hard feelings. I totally understand people's fears about investments. But there are nicer ways of saying NO to offers, it's better scrolling up and ignoring a post instead of calling people names. It's not a scam and I dont scam people.

amjustme2:
This Loan business talk have extended to 3 pages, taking away 2 much space.

Make una pardon the guy, he is just hustling, job scarce for this country.

At least he doesn't sell Bitcoins and promote get rich quick schemes like you!

ahiboilandgas:
u don't even know the bussiness u are working for ...from a rented 3 room rented suit....they attempt to look for cheap cash (fixed deposits) at 9-10 percent using big grammar and fine office then lend to strictly goverment workers and some Mnc.at 40 percent per anum their flier will say 4 percent but they are very greed group luv loan small small sum like 100 k to worker so this chap will be placed on a 40 k salary with suit looking for fixed deposits and the finance house loan to secured income govt workers ....they can't finance any serious bussiness ....na salary accounts with zero risk them luv....example are all does ren money...attempt to contest for state assemble first and see if your 2 room investment company no go under

You too don't read. Does the address stated above looks like a 3 bedroom to you?
So am no longer a scammer? Am now a 40k salary earner who wears suit looking for fixed deposit. At least I have a portfolio. I used to think we have intelligent people on this forum. Quite pathetic we've got a league of uninformed persons around here.

ahiboilandgas:
u are a confirmed idoit...when did ifanyi uba become a senator....u said a senator collected loan and fixed ...dangote has loans of over 800 bn loan are not the problem cash flow that can sustain it..it was is needed...2 did ifanyi uba told u he collected 200 bn from micro finance bank to fix...he built the largest private depot with 24 loading arm in coconut area of Lagos with vessel and over 300 (60k litres capacity) and can load 10 m litres daily ...he having problem with goverment that why capital oil is not working....am sure u have not been to capital oil or transcate bussiness there...if u work in a big investment house that have only 1 bn capital u would be on nairaland hustling client if 100 k

You don't comprehend because you don't read. You can't learn because you're RUDE.
Enjoy the honor I gave you with my mentions.
Am done playing with a swine. I need a wash!

zamirikpo:
My friend shift......fast fast......we are like a football team here with a tested and proven way of scoring goals.....your formation isn't welcome.


Byyyeee....

Chief. This is a forum, this is not your bedroom. If I encroached your personal space on nairaland, you can always hit the "report" button.

ahiboilandgas:
fat lie ....u think a senator is a councillor ...there are over 35 ex governor and several billionaires as senators infact they are just 99 and expend over 500 m in becoming one...most senetors can buy up 100 of your mushroom micro finance bank ....and have control billions...who is it apabio..or saraki ....or dino or Adullahi Adamu or Ben bruce or kwakanso that will come to your dead micro finance bank to collect loan then be dumb to fix it ...only dino cars can buy up your bank and staff and he not among the top wealthy senator ....do u know how much David mark and co control....u must be a big liar and a scammer

Your hands are faster than your brain. That's why your posts are filled with insults. I worked with the investment unit of one of Nigeria's biggest commercial banks for over 5 years. The organization in question here is not a MFB. And yes! Senators take loans as small as 5m and default terribly! You're mentioning names as if you know an inch about these people.. Ifeanyi Uba alone has a bad loan of almost N200b. If he can owe a bank 30b, who the hell is a senator? This is the very last time am gonna respond to you sir. It's obvious you can't learn.

Yem0350:
Pls create a new thread for your business or investment. This place is strictly for TBills

This has been sorted out! Thank you.

ahiboilandgas:
can u just keep quiet...how can a senator collect loan at 27 percent and fix at 9 percent lossing 19 percent for ?

Lol. I can show u loan documents including repayment plan and liquidation advice.
There's something about everyone around here - BEING RUDE!
I believe that would be the senator's reaction if I told him it's a very bad deal. Just like the ones screaming scam scam scam.

Once elections are over.. Banks would give marketers targets on loans to Senator's and Members of the House of Representatives. They presure these guys into taking loans which are usually as high as 200m. When loan has been disbursed, the management mandates RMs not to allow funds to leave their CABAL. To achieve this, they advise them to invest funds in FD, T-bills etc.
You should be the one keeping quiet.

freeman67:
Before you come here and start ranting for the business that you do not know the integrity of the owners.. Since you are in Abuja you can ask people around about Trim Microfinance Bank, Unic Insurance and their likes. Even Hazal and Fortis that seem to have a wider public acceptance back then are gradually going into their shell. Let me just assume you are only marketing to a faceless online community where you are not known.. If you succeed in convincing people close to you in real life to subscribe and the owner disappear with their hard earned money you will bear the brunt.

Like other people said if you feel so confident about the business/investment plan you are marketing, just open a thread and make you whole explanations their then you can drop a link here for people that are interested.

Sir, you ask questions, you don't assume! This convo has been laid to rest. If we were to go by the history of failed banks and businesses, then we'd never invest. I just have this "empathy" towards people who still invest in FD, T-bills and FG bonds etc.
Just like the senator who took a loan from the bank and invested the same money in fixed deposit in the same bank, feeling like a smart ass.
If the bar is above your risk appetite, there's no harm in scrolling up... If everyone was to approach investment with the type of pessimistic mindset you guys have here... We'll have to count the hairs on our head to make a penny.

Nnamz:
Nobody is falling for your scam scam scam so take your scammmm to the streets where you might find uneducated people, you yahoo fraudster

If someone can post a physical office address in the heart of Abuja, where you can walk-in and verify the authenticity of a business and take decision whether to invest or not, and you still think it's a scam, then I think you are probably the uneducated one here. I'll understand If your fears are about the business model (which am very sure you know nothing about), but jumping up and down calling someone's business a scam is quite pathetic.

Nnamz:
See eh! You better gerrarah here before we tie you up and give you the flogging you deserve. Olodo

Flogging. I typed a physical address up there. You can always come around with your gang and do the flogging physically.