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Kobojunkie:
1. While some others are just very gullible and never learn from their past mistakes.

Gullible?

You don't let a bad experience from one person make you write off your entire friends.

Amo g your friends, there must definitely be some good ones. If all your friends are bad eggs, then you too are probably one.


Last week I had an accident with my official car. I needed to get it fixed before the return of work on Tuesday and I was very low on cash.

I reached out to just 3 friends a d within 24 hours, I had close to half a million naira in my account.

That doesn't mean I haven't been bitten by bad grinds before. My own experience sef is worse that what I'm seeing here.

But that didn't make me to stop helping my friends.

Evestar200:
This one is from my childhood friend.

This person begged me to send this money to him in 2015 because he is stranded in Borno and doesn't have anything on him to transport himself to Port Harcourt.

As a good person then, I managed to send him from the little one I have even when I was struggling then.

I reminded him in 2021 when I was sick and in need of money to buy drugs but this is what I get back for being kind.

He didn't pay and blocked me last year.

The other person I lend paid half of the money and the other half is history 😂😂😂😂.

Some people are wicked, Imagine someone I lend 20k on Monday is asking me to send her my account number so that she can send me back my money while some people don't want you to even remind them not to talk about requesting back the money you lend them.


Life.

This one Na Soilder. How u sef go borrow Soilder money?

Well... Good for punters...

Cheslea would always play under 1.5 goals because nobody fit score for that team.

Best they can get is an own goal from their opponent.

As dem no fit win matches... Double chance on their opponents is also a good market to explore. Imagine playing X2 on brentford...

Because Of frustration, their fouls Rate would be high.
Individual team fouls - Over 9.5 or over 1.5 yellow cards

As them no get any reasonable striker, they'll keep attacking from the flanks. Trying to get a goal from crossing... Hence their corner rate will be high..
Individual team corner - Over 4.5

Great

pheelhip:
A friend of mine is being offered a Job with a Bond cheque and Indemnity form, what should be done un such case?

He should speak to his lawyer, current employees and former employees of the company.

Yh

So if dem give you job without them, wetin you wan do?

Email HR or confront your boss/Supervisor who most likely doesn't have them on his offer letter too?

Be like you no sabi say we no get labour law for 9ja... Or you never tire to dey legediz around dey find job.

How many years have we been fighting contract staffing in banks?

What about physical and verbal abuse by Indians, Lebanese and Chinese?

Dey play!

Itoro350:
WE NEED DEFENDERS

What about Harry?

Buhari deserves a statue in each the 36 states of the federation. The statue should be renovated every four years, once the elections are approaching. This is to remind Nigerians of the effects of electing a bad leader out of sentiment.

Neither Buhari, BAT or even PO can change Nigeria.

Nigerians are Nigeria's problem.

Corruption, gross misconduct, mismanagement, abuse of power and public office etc are already rooted deep in our DNA.

Even those clamouring for change, put them in position of leadership today and watch them do worse.

This morning, I saw a traditional ruler blaring sirens with his escorts driving roughly around city gate in Abuja...

A mere traditional ruler oooooo

If that one becomes a senator or governor... We won't share that road with him again.

President Buhari my man.

Man has done well for himself and his family.

For 8 years, baba make sure say we see different colours of shege.

Good thing is that, the shege reach everybody.

Shege wey no know if you be APC or PDP.

Meanwhile, CBN open new branch for Nassarawa, did employment without advertising, newly recruited staff have long resumed work there and have already started obtaining loans up and down... Omoh you go think say CBN staff dey live soft life.. E red everywhere oooo. In short, the higher you go, the hotter the shege.

Now they're accepting CVs for (HND, ND and SSCE)... Three to four months from now, sons and daughters of connected people would resume work there.

No dey here dey insult Buhari oooo. Find way follow chuck head, else you go Wail till retirement.

Oops

Cantonese:
A popular Sudan's 🇸🇩 President Omar Albashir was over thrown in 2019 just because of soaring bread prices.

Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir has been wanted by the ICC for crimes against humanity, war crimes and genocide in Darfur, Sudan since 2005.

Bashir dissolved the parliament, banned political parties, and strictly controlled the press. He was supported by Hasan al-Turabi, a Muslim extremist and leader of the National Islamic Front (NIF). Together they began to Islamize the country, and in March 1991 Islamic law (Sharīʿah) was introduced.


Bread indeed.

ahnie:
Are you still bn fed by your girlfriend?

Someone said after making 1m, you're asking if he is still being fed by his girlfriend.

How many girls in Nigeria give their boyfriends 1m?

Maryloveth:
Ok

OK

Mods. Please move this to the jokes section.

It is easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle, than for you to retrieve money transfered to a scammer's account.


If money was transfered to a wrong account, the bank might reachout to the account holder, and request that he transfer the money back to you, or give them the instruction to reverse funds.

But in the case of a fraud. You will end up realising how useless our financial institutions, courts and law enforcement agencies are.

They will ask you to pay this and pay that, till you become frustrated and give up on the chase.

I'm yet to have 500m of my own. So I can't engage in a conversation that is above my paygrade. I see people who haven't made 10m before arguing about private jets.


So if I were to reason like my paygrade, 500m would build me a mini estate of 50 houses.


When I have like 4 billion sitting in my bank account, and I want to spend it on a house, maybe I won't be thinking this way again, but for now... Ra-ra ooooooo


P.S Even after hitting stardom, Ola of Lagos is yet to start behaving like a celebrity. E be like e no been play for small.

Except being a Nigerian is part of the criteria... Kenyans are already warming up to sweep up all the prizes.

The bot bellied dude on white, I hope he is part of the organizer's and not an athlete.

YoungLionken:
Adorable ..

Stella that year though, truly, nothing lasts for ever..

I saw a photo of Michael Jackson last night and listened to"Liberian girl", I was like "the world has truly moved on from this guy? Wow!" Life's so short, just as the young plant to the ground...

The world has truly moved on, but his family and other benefactors would strongly disagree.

Try and Google how much he made in 2022...

You knew you had a political aspiration this huge. Yet you were campaigning in a childish manner against a Sen. Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

I might not be a fan of BAT, but I'll tell you for free, BAT has studied the Nigerian political syllables, and he knows it like the back of his hands.

He has the highest number of loyalists spread across different parts of the country and has foot Soilders in practically all the units of the country.

The APC will bring to the warfront the best of their Arsenal, just to retain Kogi state and Dino doesn't stand a chance.

Naaaahhhhhh!

Lao Tzu Quote: There is no greater danger than underestimating your opponent.


I think the opposition have always underestimated BAT.

Maryloveth:
Like I said,life have not taught you a lesson yet.
I understand you're trying to just agenda,so you can make up any stuff to suit such narrative.

But I'm telling you for free that human nature is very deceptive,and merely making judgement because of how loud one speaks,how powerful their eye contact is,how confident they walk ,how quiet they seem,will most time have you making very very wrong judgements.

Like I said before,life haven't taught you a lesson yet,and I hope you don't learn it the hard way.

I might be wrong about using her facial expressions and eloquence as a KPI in determining her innocence and all of that, but man, you don't know me. I'm very confident that "you" can't walk a mile in my shoes.

I seriously doubt that!

Maryloveth:
So,if someone make a video when they are angry & speaks fluently while recording,that means they are telling the truth ?

And if someone couldn't hold their gaze to a recording camera & are not fluent when speaking ,it means they are under duress ?

Life have not taught you a lesson.

The same person.

Nigeria is just a f*cked up farm.

I don't have any military or para-military training, but I could easily tell from the second video that she was just acting based on a script that was handed over to her.

In the first video, you could sense the anger in her her, and the flow in her words would indicate that she was being truthful.

In the second video, she kept searching for words and stammering.. Showing she was either lying or making the video out of duress..


Oga Ben, I like you. You're a smart Policeman, or at least, you belong to a different crop of policemen from the ones we see on the highway hunting for N50, but you're always quick to use the social media to support your poorly trained colleagues.

Who will change this country sef? Is it too difficult for the president to issue an executive order that will restrict our policemen from being used as official slaves and handbag - carrying escorts for known criminals and nonentities?

isabi2lof:
By experience.

Oh. Sorry about that.

isabi2lof:
It's demonic . even as a single lady or guy it make likely ruin your relationship, pornstars are always on drugs , and most of the videos are edited, somebody will now come from nowhere to break my spine , all in the name of watching porn .

I so much detest it , after watching it , you become so empty within as if you've lost something valuable from your soul .

How do you know all this?

How many times do we see this?

Loyalty prank.

Who does that??

It's just like spying into her phone.


Omoh. You wee definitely see what you're looking for.

Won't they ask me my salary EXPECTATIONS?

broadman20:
Hahah!

I sincerely wish you know who you are talking about?

I also wish you know my struggles, and how many people who have gone in for it.


Life is no TEA PARTY my dear young man.

Always brace up for any eventualities and stand strong for it.

Stop this useless fearful attitude.

If the essence of living for you is dinning, eating and enjoying life, YOU MUST DIE TO LIVE AGAIN.

Fear

It's okay.

Let's leave it.

Allow me enjoy my coordination, while you live your Zik/Awo/Mandela fantasy.

You know, they say "one man's meat is another's poison".

flexyrule:
DRAW GAME

In capital letters!!!!

DRAW GAME

Sometimes I wish we could just go back to 1993 when there was not Mobile phones and Internet.

Social media has really made everything plastic.

broadman20:
Those who loves their lives always loose it easily,

And those who gives their lives always get it back.

Lol.

Social media.... (LOL)

You can't walk a mile in my shoes bro!

I double dare you!

Na people wey never see dey reason like you.

Eye wey Don see dey avoid problem.