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Hanty move on now and look for other toasters, abi?

Someone asked you out the first time, no response.. second time too no response. Even if it's you, will you take the person serious?

You're jealous because he is with someone else now, maybe a much prettier lady.. if not, I'm sure you wouldn't care about him.

That guy deserves an award for protecting his new babe. No be like those simps wey full outside now.

Simi is confused.. or maybe hanty is going through a lot at the moment.

Is he sure? there is this thing called pandoro that 'elewe omo' people sell. It enlarges penis, boobs and buttocks for ladies.That is why you hear things like 'omu pandoro'.. breasts that have become enlarged with pandoro.
There is something they use in the North to massage the penis of young boys till they come of age for increaae in size.

There are native ways around these things that medical can't explain.

40k is fair enough..
highest he'll offer you 35k. Tell him to add 3k to make it 38k.

I don't feel intimidated by tall ladies atal.. infact it's like I have a thing for tall pretty ladies. I don't usually know when I start teasing them.

Anything can move women.. if the brother is well groomed with pleasant smell, she might get turned on.

SarkinYarki:
What tribe is Gbokos again?

Gboko is the town you find Tivs.. sorry for the mix up.

Your nwa boy or whatever is out of fashion.. learning a skill for 6-10 months is different from servitude to one oga for 6-10 years.

There is nothing you can't learn online in this jet age so enslaving people is a no no.

See this mu.mu.. the girl wan chop your money and gb0la join, you dey there dey happy.

It's only South West that can produce credible candidates that will unite the country and end insecurity..

SW 2023 issa goal.

A very big fraud if not the biggest fraud of all time... don't be surprised it's failed politicians in SE that are bankrolling Kanu and IPOB to divert attention of the youths there plagued by illiteracy and unemployment.

The real people behind IPOB mask (failed politicians) have asked their pawns to stand down for elections to hold. Once election is concluded and winner announced, the pawns will resume duty.

I have met Idomas, Tivs, and some others I can't remember.. I don't think Igedes leave their lands like Tivs and Idomas do.

Darkcloud11:
Yorubas are the most accommodating tribe after Hausa in Nigeria,ibos are the least accommodating tribe in Nigeria my Aunty was oppressed out of her restaurant business in onitsha market because she was having more sales than the other women there,in ibo land u will never see a street named after another person of another tribe very tribalistic people they will not sell land to u,my grand parents lived in osun state for yrs they had large farm lands and lots of land even though they are not yorubas,sentiment apart Yoruba’s are more accommodating than ibos.

When we say it here that Igbos don't sell land to other tribes, they think we are lying. The Yorubas that have gone there in the past told tales of their extremism and bigotry there.. reason there is no visible development in the region.

If you open a business there as an outsider and there are Igbos around doing the same business, you're in trouble. Not the way they come to SW to open shops and make money from liberal mimded Yorubas. No equal playing ground for others in their place.

Take a look at their APGA party, year in year out only Igbos. They can't enter any alliance or attract other tribes to grow the party cos it's igbocentric. Now they are looking for who will give them presidency on a platter of gold. If na so e easy, Buhari for contest three times before winning in 2015?. They'll be carrying their narcissistic and entitlement mentality around like logo.

In any gathering, you'll see a Yoruba mixing freely with folks from other tribes but same can't be said of Igbos and most ethnic groups in the Northern part.

The Igbos will get to a place and start forming cliques with their own alone.. even where they live, a landlord will rent house to one of them, he'll go and pack all his immediate and extended family members from East to come and live in the house and before you know it, the entire building is messed up. Took some Yoruba landlords time to realize that renting house to them is more of loss than profit. In most cases they end up frustrating the landlords out with their numbers or even killing them and then take over the property. Ask around if you think it's a lie.

I give thanks to God everyday that Pa Obafemi Awolowo didn't allow an Igbo man Azikiwe become premier over Yorubas in Yorubaland. What would we be saying today? that a near-minority tribe that Yorubas far outnumber dominated the great Yorubas on their own soil. We are not for violence o but any tribe that dares encroach on our rights and possession as a people will be dealt with ruthlessly.

Everyone has their region.. if Yorubas didn't make Lagos, Ogun, Oyo and co. cosmopolitan, nobody will find Yorubaland attractive to the extent of coming to call it no man's land. O to ge!

SIRTee15:
Those yoruba leaders u mentioned should demand for what the people actually want- restructuring.
U will be surprised how people will rally round them n fight for them.
Just what ibos are doing for nnamdi kanu.
For now, Tinubu n co are just fighting for their pockets not for yoruba interest. I wouldn't waste my resources or time on them.

Yes we need restructuring but we also need a good strategy to achieve that part of which is winning the presidential elections.

The real concern now is why only igbos attacking Yoruba leaders in Yoruba land.. what exactly could be giving them such mind if not 'see finish'. They need to be checkmated fast before war or something will breakout on their heads.

SlyDev:
Some Yoruba don't have Yoruba blood in them, most of them change their name to Yoruba, many don't understand Ibos are the architect of everything they are pinning on Osinbajo and tinubu, they don't know they are pawn in the game

Words on marble.

Soon it will be game over for them when Yorubas finally decide to send them packing. Had it been they stayed in their region, they would face their leaders and demand good governance instead of attacking leaders of other ethnicities while theirs walk around like saints. They are like boil gradually turning cancerous in Yorubaland.

asanausana91:
A good man killed by the children of hate.
In his cabinet 78℅ of all his appointment are igbos
He build the first Niger bridge for them.
Upon all this, the same people killed him.
You can never satisfy a child that his heart is full of hatred.

That is the funniest part o.. Tafawa Balewa filled them into positions yet they still took his life.
I heard Ahmadu Bello was the one who took care of Nzeogwu and helped him in the military. Same Nzeogwu shot him dead at close range and sprayed bullet into the belly of his pregnant wife.
You can just imagine the cruelty. Damn!

SlyDev:
They are still doing it, targeting Yoruba leaders while leaving their own leaders

Oh so you observed too.. they can't go North to attack their leaders there but they are all over Lekki toll plaza and Ikoyi looking for every means possible to attack prominent Yoruba leaders relevant in politics.

Yorubas matter don tire me.. Awolowo was humiliated and jailed for crimes he didn't commit. M.K.O and his wife Kudirat were murdered in cold blood over election he won.
Now they are gunning for Tinubu, Sanwo Olu and PYO yet some Yorubas are still forming indifferent to the evil script enemies of SW are playing. All I know is that their plot will fail.

SlyDev:
The sad event that destroy many good things, they have been fearing fulani ever since

Imagine targeting leaders of thought from other ethnic groups for slaughter while they allowed Azikiwe flee the country following a tip-off before the sad event that changed the fortune of Nigeria.. those guys are wicked and desperate to say the least

Ifesinachi22:
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PROTECTION OF NORTHERN CORE INTERESTS IS BEYOND PARTY POLITICS

Lessons for Southerners

For Yorubas Who Think They Have An Alliance In APC With Buhari's North. Please read slowly and digest it well.

Olutoyosi Omotoso thanks for the heads up on this.

The feelings in the North transcend politics and that’s from a personal experience.

In August of 2014, a particular project was to be relocated from Abuja to Lagos because the market survey dictated so. I was then the Rector of the Nigerian College of Aviation Technology and I had to accompany the new minister of Aviation (Chidoka Osita) to the Federal Executive Council for the approval of the Boeing 737NG Simulator to be sited in Lagos because all the beneficiaries for the project are based in Lagos - so it made economic sense.

I was given the floor at the FEC to defend the relocation. Immediately Jonathan asked for any observations from his ministers after my submission from the ministers-in-council, all his core-Northern ministers visibly opposed it one after the other.

They even wondered why Abuja that it should be in the College in Zaria. Jonathan then asked me to address their objections, which I did uninterrupted for like another 3 minutes stressing that it was for advanced training and could not be in Zaria where ab intio training takes place and cited examples all over the world. From the screen in front of me I could see the president nodding as I spoke and convinced with my explanations.

Jonathan smiled and said, “I have been long in this council to know that people always fight for their own interests, I think the Rector’s argument is about the national interest. Any other objection? If not, it is passed.”

That day the whole Northern Press descended on my that I was relocating the project meant for Zaria to Lagos because I am from Lagos. They succeeded in the transfer of the then Perm Sec from the ministry arguing that both of us were from Lagos and dangerous to have both of us in the same ministry. I was called to meet with some Northern big elements, from the emir, Aliu Gasau, IBB to explain the reason. My explanations. seemed to assuage some of them. Some pretended to agree with our position.

When Buhari came in, in August 2015, during the Ministry of Aviation visit to the Vila to brief the new president about the state of our ministry, the CEOs of the Aviation agencies were led by a Perm Sec, a lady from Katsina because Buhari had not appointed ministers then.

After the briefing the only thing Buhari said was, “I understand there is this thing they use for pilot training that is being moved all over the place.” The Perm Sec pointed to me to answer the president, which I did, explaining in details the reasons for the relocation. I was, however, shocked because the earlier objections and intimidations were from the PDP Northern members.

After Buhari appointed ministers, I was called to be told that they have even decided that the project would now be sited in the College in Zaria. Hadi Sirika accused me of taking the project to Lagos for political reasons because I am from Lagos. I told him angrily that I took objection to what he said, that I am a professional and not a politician. I was so mad I didn’t know when I said they can take it to the palace if they want to, but it was not ideal for Zaria.

He laughed and said it has to be Zaria. When they took the matter back to FEC to reverse the location it was when Buhari was on sick holiday, I was not even invited the FEC.

Such experience informs me that when it comes to the interest of the Core North, there is no politics. I thought I should share for us to know the mindset of the people we are dealing with and re-strategise if need be.

Capt. Bayo Araba

Southerners simply need to wake up and stop acting timid in the face of oppression. One part of me feels sorry for Tinubu and his presidential bid cos I know what the North are capable of..

The one that pained me most is the Yorubas in PDP who could not drive home a point of presidency moving South during their recent national convention. Same way they allowed Jonathan marginalize Yorubas completely without expressing any displeasure or concern. In short most southern politicians are weak and docile.

This was before the Igbo coupists struck.

Are you sure they didn't blow up that building to frame the vice president?

The way the whole thing is looking and how some people are desperately trying to rope PYO into the unfortunate incident is becoming suspicious.

This further goes to show that the country's emergency response is below standard and poorly equipped too. It's just sad.

omenkaLives:
You guys are the most accommodating hosts in the entire country. People from all walks of life swarm your region in search of a better life and are given opportunities to realize their lifelong dreams.

Sadly, these people from that part of the country you're referring to, who happen to be the biggest beneficiaries of the accommodation of your people, are the most ungrateful. All they do is curse and insult Yorubas and Yoruba land all day everyday.

There is something wrong somewhere.

They are ungrateful and greedy.. they pretend to love you just so they can gain from you but deep down, they hate and despise you.

We've had enough of their nonsense in Yorubaland and if care is not taken, hands go soon touch them and the stvpid Yorubas covering their excesses on our soil.

Yorubaland is for Yorubas and Yoruba interest must be protected before any other. They now open their gutter mouths to call Lagos slum after polluting the whole place with filth like Abia.

temmypotter:
He's feeling like a principled man who holds himself to high moral ethics and a responsibility to do right by his conscience. Something you'd know nothing about... Ozuor

He is Atiku fan boy and a PDP apologist.. you know nothing so keep quiet.

JAMO84:
Nobody missed you and your dry jokes at the meeting.


Taooma is 800 percent better than you big fool

No mind am..

That Taooma girl is finee and I'm sure she is well-mannereded too.

I was even thinking they didn't invite him cos of his constant attacks on our amiable vice president.

You declined it and so?

What is he now feeling like??

won ti badi je

No more twerking for Instagram and tiktok likes.

IhateYouMan:
A heart full of jealousy and frustration. I will pray for your wretched soul.

You should pray for your people to have sense and think of how to develop alaigbo.. your day of reckoning in Yorubaland is near.

PrinceOfLagos:
I am Yoruba but the way some of you beat empty chest makes me wonder the kind of human beings I share Lagos with

You people from other Yoruba states claiming Lagos are doing terrible job for the state

Touch any metal object beside you and repeat this statement you just made of you being Yoruba.. let ogun trace your ancestry for you

@OP It's everywhere, gossips, envy etc. these are things you'll find in workplaces.. before you take any rash decision, think of those looking up to God for jobs to feed and keep living.

If it's possible to ignore the gossips and naysayers, ignore them, do the job they employed you for and go home once it's closing time. Half bread is still better than none.

PrinceOfLagos:
You and born warriors yet Ismail wakil drove ibarapa people to Benin republic refugees camp

The North took a big risk with Ibarapa crises no doubt.. we have reasons why we didn't allow issues escalate.

None of you will see draw in any fight against Yorubas be it Fulani or Igbos. Just keep being loyal slaves to Tinubu like Joe Igbokwe to keep your heads on your shoulders. Even that is for a while.