₦airaland Forum

God help us...

might be the enemies at work... they could also be guilty
who knows...

nothing hot there na...
I trust African women

EUROBOMBER:
After Buhari, power should go to the Igbos.

A word is enough for the wise.

eyah... you're embracing one Nigeria that's great

just that even if we yorubas agree... will d north do same?

look at oga Jona... after appointing Notherners, even gave them VP ticket.. they voted him out

who's to blame... yorubas he neglected or hausas that rejected him?

Shamstiel:
You all should stop sending me pms please I don't like it. Because I uploaded pictures of money now u pple r sending pm. Please oh. I just dnt wnt 2 mention name.

#dopemoneyking #spendingandearning

OKO ow far nw...


show Nairaland guys way na...

buh hope say na legit

Reiyvinn:
Sex is sweet. That sensation of getting an unrivaled outburst of hormones toward your urethral lacuna during an orgasm is priceless.

The intimacy that exists between two lovers during sex can really shut one's senses to reality and make two thinking humans become bred dogs all to earn that invaluable feeling that comes with it.

But,

have you examined the good and harm this practice has done to you?

Firstly, I am not a celibate. I have sex a lot and I'll only stop when I go 6 feet.

I also don't believe in "No sex till marriage" as much I don't believe in "No trial till purchase".

However, I'm emburdened to enlighten Ladies on what happens when they endulge in too much sex while unmarried.

1.) Sex and Love are no synonyms:

Hello? Trying to get into a guys heart through his penis is a sure misfire. Guys are sexual beings and can have sex with a hundred ladies without loving any. If he's loyal to you sexually then it means you taste pretty good, but be sure to remain that good cos any sign of unsavour, he'll begin exploring other means. (tho some are sincerely loyal sha, don't get me wrong)

2.) Success is not an STI/STD (no be Suck-Sex):

I don't know what you were thinking when you opened your legs to that business mogul, oil and gas worker or just an average money maker but just be sure that unless you are an olosho, trying to tap into their success through sex is absolute stupidity.

3.) We have NOTHING to lose:

You heard that right. Guys have nothing to lose. We can continue destroying ladies honeypots as long as that young soldier down there is active.

But you. Your body can get ruined by too much sex. No matter how much you 'maga' us, your body will spoil but we'll still keep making money.

Get it into your skull. You're like padlocks, we're like keys. We open more padlocks, we become master keys. More keys open your padlocks, you become useless.

Pregnancy, abortion, labour, pills bla bla bla are on you, not us, so be careful!

4.) We may marry non-virgins but we won't accept 'boreholes':

Even as we crush, smash and destroy. We know what we want. We may whip lots of oloshos and sugar mummies but when it's time to marry, we won't have a tunnel for a wife, never!

You are somebody's future wife, please play safe with your body.

Ekuse!

borehole still better na... you no talk konga (well)

btw most of those ladies get used for rituals in d process of sleeping around..

such that any man that decides to marry or go near them becomes wretched/useless in life

tho. some are smart, they go for incisions on their privates.. some use beads

are those images real atal?... looks like something cooked to me..

I find it hard to bliv any report in Naija at d moment..

prettythicksme:
Chaii

there is God ooo

Lagos na wahala o... stress too much

Military men and Peugeot..

hope Baba is not trying to re-introduce them o

shey prophet ma wa ku ni
who no like better thing... see fresh fish

agarawu23:
reconcile ke! E go hard me o

no sane man would
cos dat kind woman fit poison person

hmmmmn.... NYSC

dat flavour na werey..
see as he commot tongue like say e wan lick kitty...
e go don master am sha

Allosaurus:
Yoloba women and infidelity! These hos from the South West fvck around like street dogs, no wonder they give birth to prostitutes, hooligans, ritualists and internet frauds. Yoloba people are cursed!

IPOB youth spotted..

by the trash they spew.. ye shall know them

agarawu23:
See talk, not all men are dumb NA For the man to drag you to court, he has the DNA confirmation.
Reunite ko manunited ni
Greedy ungrateful wife

some men will still reconcile tho.
those with forgiving spirit not me sha

Bankers dey try o...
na banks and public gatherings I fear pass

una sure say ISIS never enter Nigeria shores so?

abi how 150 soldiers go just disappear like dat...
hmmmmn like play like play..

Aminat508:
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Aminat sharp gurl.. na 50k last make you colloct from am o..

afterall na OKO a.k.a omo kekere olowo

hardwork pays...

kudos to oga seun

laudate:
Go and hug the nearest transformer. After God punishes you a million times every single day, may a thousand flies infest your earholes and every part of your body.

bros nawa for you o...


onto this late Mr. Effiong matter... I kill person?

laudate:
I really do not care about Biafra. But for you to insult the memory of the great gentleman Obong (Major-General) Philip Asuquo Effiong, I repeat: May God punish you one million times everyday for referring to him as a 'scapegoat coward.' Say Amen!

abi I don talk ni...


buh if you fit change that 'you' to 'me'... maybe I go fit assist you

btw his gentle scaaa.. soul rest in peace

laudate:
What dirty truth?? You wouldn't know what the truth looked like, even if it came and hit you in the face, you asinine liar!

did you see/read his speech at the Army HQ in Lagos after being captured?.

my fav. line.... I hereby wish to declare that the Republic of biafra CEASES to exist

they (biafraa soldiers) were re-enlisted and redeployed under the Sovereign Republic of Nigeria..

I would av killed them instead tho. how lucky they were

laudate:
May God punish you one million times everyday for referring to him as a 'scapegoat coward.' Obviously you missed your way into this place. You were actually heading for a psychiatric home. Abeg, swerve!!

truth is bitter.... pele

menix:
Oga Oyegun carry the basket of Egg nd allow us govern ourselves..

We re tired of being governed by Infidels, Gentiles, we want to Leave this Egypt to a Land Were the world leaders will come to seek for council.

Biafra is all we ask...


Signed;
End Time Pikin..

well... it means you'll ask till d world ends


na we dey here... na we be d pharaoh behind una matter..

we'll send troops to hunt you down if need be

ishiamu:
Who is he? Cos we don't know him here in russia

he was d scape goat coward ojukwu left to be captured by gallant Obj and Nigerian troops...

he begged for mercy..
they should have been killed you know buh still were pardoned...

Aminat508 stop sharing BABA3 and Coogar or what have you...
ain't interested in some stupiiid hoe with fish brain dealings ok?... Thanks

hakeem4:
During the exam the person that didn't prepare will just be calculating how many units he'd do next year

no be muslim you be?..

wetin you dey do for convenant... ok you sef follow go buy certificate

half-baked glorified secondary school student

SpaceTour:
Ife eji abu Anambra erika..
Proudly the light of the entire black race.

see your flat skull like agbari ojukwu

light indeed!

ofofoCEO:
Am prettier, no doubt

if I hear...

see as piercing full your body... who knws how many you av underneath

pressplay55:
pls tell me about the analysis he made

tho. I couldn't get all he said... buh according to him, insurgency eg. Bokoharam is like cancer... it eats gradually from within until the whole body is gone.

and he was kind of right tho..