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CHANGE at work... no more 'democratic na democracy party'... clueless lots

ibkgab001:
Omg ... RIP



THIS WORLD IS TOTALLY RUNNING TO AN END

Come to Jesus ... He will save you

it's your own world that's running to an end not mine...
MOFO..

please let sleeping dogs lie..
guys wey no get ride go start to dey think now...
awon leggedez crew

Enahi:
I still don't understand why Men go crazy about big behinds.
Its embarrassing walking down the road and I start getting all sorts comments and look from Men.

The most painful part is I cant wear fitted skirts and gowns and feel comfortable anymore.

Ladies with big backside how do you cope? I get very shy when walking down the road because of the way Men stare at me. Its very embarrassing.


What should I do?

I have heard Men shout Ukwu when they see me. Seriously what should I do, am not finding it funny.

you sha want us to knw that you av ANACONDA abi?..

you shld be happy you av it... some girls will do anytin to grow butts

anywaiz sha I think I can help you... we can deflate it if you want

miszeno:
I am a level 200 student in a school here in Nigeria. I went to check our results for last semester, and she was withdrawn because she failed about eight courses. Came back today, she asked me about it, I told her she passed although I didn't tell her I saw it, just told her the lecturer said so, now she's happy and celebrating, not knowing she has been withdrawn, am restless, I feel pity for her, should I tell her the truth or just pretend all is well.

eyah... m sure she z d hustling type. tell her if you like her

and hope your own G.P can flash sha

guys need to be very careful...

dat shiit is real... even in the west here

heard they use beads and incisions on their private parts.(especially prostitutes 98% of them are guilty)

sha na God go save us...

hummerwise:
the reaction on the brides face says it all...
But the question really is who is at fault?

a) the groom: for getting carried away

b) the side chick: maybe she chose the wrong time to show she knows how to dance

c) the bride: perhaps she's abit too shy to show what her mama gave her, that someone else had to take her place

GUYS WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK


Cc lalasticala

na asunder wey dem dey talk gan gan be dat

aaunder no let dem finish wedding...

btw OP you sef no see ni?... side chicks dey always fine pass main chick... go figure

MrGerald:
Idiots, can you compare the mkts in the East, Onitsha, Aba, Nnewi, Enugu with the selling in ur so called SW, only Lagos can compete with them, and that's why you pple has been deceiving yourselves, I'm sure you've not travelled outside SW before.

you're a big FOoooOlL...

we yorubas didn't beg you idiots to come and sell fake things on our soil...

go back to ur EAST where they still live like animals.. no development whatsoever. and do business FooOl

until you guys start getting killed bfor ya'll sit up

some female Nairalanders will be beefing VP's wife like that o...

they'd be like... 'I am even finer than her.. dunno wat Osibanjo saw in her sef'

awom alaye baje

missyadorable:
Why won't she enjoy it? don't men enjoy when they phuck ashewo n their mistresses? by the way,bush sex sweet pass.Try am

I dey suspect you o..

Missali:
At 11pm last night, I was awoken from sleep when I heard footsteps at the window. There is a curfew at 7pm and at that late hour, it is expected that people are in their various houses. This is not the fist time robbers have attempted to break into my house but this was intense.

I quietly got up from the sitting room floor I was laying on and moved to the bedroom to join my grandmother and baby cousin on the bed.
Gradually, the footsteps heightened and from the room window I could see men standing. My heart sank and I suddenly, I had a hard time breathing. My grandma tried to calm me down and it seemed to worsen.

I wasn't wearing any cloths and I usually sleep and thought of getting something to put on. These robbers sometimes rape girls and it doesn't help to be naked in the first place. That would cause some noise so I decided to forego the thought.

They started to spread out. A number of them moved the front and some went far out to the background. The ones at our window kept talking in whispers. I really couldn't fathom what they were saying as my heart was racing faster than I could ever imagine and suddenly I heard these words 'pass me my gun.'

I think I died! Immediately I turned into a prayer warrior, mumbling incoherently in whatever tongues I could speak. I asked God to forgive my sins, I thought of hiding under the bed or inside my grandmother's wardrobe. But what about her and my cousin of 4years?
I tapped grandma to tell her what I just heard and she assured me to keep calm, my cousin on the other hand was very much asleep. I instantly wished I could turn into a child and be unaware of what was going on in my surrounding.

Taking a pillow I covered my head and put a fingerin each ear. Their voices grew louder and just then, a dog started to bark. I have always hated that dog (and all dogs generally), but I think it helped us.It barked violently from a distance and seized a bit. Then resumed, this time even more and came towards our window, running and barking. I could hear the footsteps of the thieves fading as the dog got near and soon after, there was a heavy downpour; the kind that shook the place.

They went to other people's Windows and probably other compounds.The rate of robbery in some parts of Rivers State is becoming alarming. Needless to say, I am not sleeping at home tonight. Should my heart keep skipping this way, I may have hypertension before 20.

you are lucky..

try as much as possible to safeguard your body xpecially the lower region...

you wnt get raped by bunch of thieves IJN..

dat Di'ja don dey add flesh o...
abeg who fit gimme d link?

oya o.. na my turn to collect


wailers will surely have somtin to say... they can say it's oluwole like that

Bimffo:
This guy should just come out abeg. He is gay and he cannot deny it.

you want PMB to jail him?... no be otueke drunkard regime be this o..

#14...
kori tun ma fo wan..

Mckandre:
Who's Mr Nigeria among them both?

your English is very bad..

we use between not among... among is used when you have more than two persons in question.

CHANGE

Girltee1:
Fine guy tho.

who?
Shuga guy or d nairalander

Fmartin:
Hmm... My girl friend is HIV/AIDS positive and we are into relationship not up to a month.

Though we have never had any coitus. She loves me soo much as do i.


It has not being confirmed in any of the laboratory that she is HIV/AIDS positive. But a reliable source close to her affirm to me that she is a victim. Yes! I would have Carried out a test for her but if she refuses the test, my relationship with her will be retarded. Because i will conclude that she is really HIV/AIDS positive.

Actually i don't want her to feel as being stigmatize if she realizes I know about her predicament and at same time not being close to her as before. Am a health worker, and I have also seen series of HIV/AIDS signs and symptoms on her.

Please nairalanders, I need your solemn advice. (advices..hehe) should I try and conduct a test for her or just quit the relationship?

And if am to quit the relationship, how do I convince her? Love y'all.

HIV/AIDS is not the end..

you could take her to a counsellor or something

God help you both

Nigeria is doomed...
when all they do is 'take a bow and walk away'..
no act of patriotism whatsoever..
m sure d wailers are happy now.. since to them youths are not ready to lead..

but wait oh... all these men old na..
no under 40 among them...

Manager123:
This happened to my Big Sis. (though not blood related) she's a Sister to me. I was one of her bridal train.

After four years of marriage with a child(3 years) armed robbers came to their home. They loot away all of their valuables and raped her (three of them). Her husband was made to watch the whole show.
.
She was taken to the hospital and properly treated. And she was back to normal, No STDs.
But ever since, (it's been over 6 months now) her husband have refused to 'Touch' her.
When he was confronted, he said he couldn't bear to sleep with her after having to watch another man Making love to her. The family had set in but all to no avail.

Now, she's feeling miserable and even wish the robbers had killed her. I feel very upset and sorry for her.
Mummys and Daddys in the house, any advice on how to overcome this
Has anyone experience such
Please help, your advice are needed.

Cc. Lalasticlala, Dominique Abeg do the needful.

omo na serious case o..

to be honest with you if m d husband.. i will end d marriage.

can't share my glory with anybody.. so sorry but that's d truth

haba not even one... three

this shiit is so common in yorubaland and it saddens me..

why will you move in with a man that hasn't paid your bride price..

insane & stupiid if you ask me

yet another hypocrite.... smh

some mumu christians won't see anything bad in this.

we cute guys dey suffer o..

girls tend to judge you immediately without hearing you out.. not all cute guys womanize

@OP pele ti e

emusmith:
7 Areas A Girl Who Truly Love You Looks At

Maybe not in the pecking order but I strongly believe (taking a cue from stories of several successful and happy married women), these points are really 7 Areas A Lady Who Truly Sees You As A Prospective Hubby And Loves You Looks At.



1. Your Dreams and Goals

She will ask you severally for your dreams and goals: short term or long term before she begins to ask for other infinitesimal things. Your goal in life means more to her. Yes.

2. Your Role In Her Life And Career

Speaking of her asking you for your dreams and passions, she actually wants to know your role in her life. She wants to be sure you will be there for her as she will do vice versa.


3. Your Spiritual Leadership Or Control.

Trust me, if she loves you, she would ask from flats to grants cutting across your religion to your personal belief of "God". Ladies needs security, spiritual security inclusive.


4. Your Mental State

If she loves him, she would not turn a blind eye to his mental capacity. She will try to influence him for good. Love seeks change.


5. Your Past life

Love isn't stupidity. She loves so seeks to hear of your exes and past relationships. If she doesn't ask or bother to, hmm...



6. Your Financial worth and Target

Yes, this is crucial too. You both love each other and so it's her obligation to ask how much you take home monthly. That would help her plan and make her choices, wisely. Money is vital too.


7. Your Family
This is very pivotal. She would want to see your family: siblings or even parents. If she has no interest in seeing them but just you alone, don't feel special, it's not a good sign. Selah.


The point of this thread is, if that Lady really loves, these Seven Points are the first she'll consider before thinking of other 'trivial' issues.

with your level of knowledge about ladies and relationship..

I hope you've seen that girl that truly loves you else..

misspicy:
[color=#000055]Gold digger is a derogatory name for a person who cultivates a personal relationship in order to attain money. The accusation of being a gold digger is usually aimed at a woman who is with a man only because she wants his money.[/color]


Now the above is the literal meaning of gold digger according to google,it is even a common case in our present day Nigeria that it sometimes feels okay or normal,because of the alpha male gene most men possess,they feel they should provide for the female folk, even though it is not right but the abnormal thing gradually becoming a trend now is the male gold digger


[color=#000055]A male that makes it a point to be noticed via expensive material possessions Charismatic and charming, easily able to manipulate funds from empathetic souls.(women). Rarely works, have a sense of entitlement, lacks close peers and devoid of family. Steer clear of them. if its too good to be true it probably is.[/color]

was in a relationship with a MALE GOLD DIGGER,i cook his food,pay for his upkeep even things as little as haircut,he gets monthly allowance from me too,guy always blackmailing me with breakup if i complain,well i later got my freedom though i ended the whole thing and guy still calling till date

So guys have you come across a male gold digger? How did you handle the situationship




Cc punkyveer

you didn't mention what you two did behind close doors o...

m sure you enjoyed it to d fullest..

mekadinho:
How old r you self? You must be a dunce for calling his state promiscuous n showoff. Should we call Lagos ppl promiscuous cos Fela did worst? By d way, Flavour is from ANAMBRA, but was born n grew up in ENUGU.

m so sorry... didn't mean to offend anyone..

twuz meant to be a joke... anywaiz thanks for d info.

and just so you know... m old enof. to start and run a family ok?

ayodejiayeola:
Family portrait painting of Femi Otedola Watch the making on Channel 192 on DSTV (Spice Tv) on Sunday 11th of October 2015.

Medium: Oil on Canvas
Artist: Ayeola Ayodeji Awizzy​

Bros. you're talented I must admit...

me sef need portrait... wat's ur fee like?

this one wey you don get otedola link so... i dey fear ur price o

IVORY2009:
All this old! Old!! Baba's no youth, der is god oooh

start a movement... write open letter or somtin

I am solidly behind you

makzeze:
8 out of the 21 ministerial nominees are lawyers
cc: lalasticlala

you want them to be carpenters like Mister Fayose did right?

themosthigh:
[size=18pt]A slave takes anything that is given by his master and have no right to be angry.....yorubas are slaves to the fulanis and remain so till thy kingdom com.......if he makes noise,the fate of abiola will befall him just like that of afonja did[/size]

I can see you took your time to read yoruba history...

hope you read your history too... remember ABURI?..
'no victor no vanquished' and so on...

ayoolanr:
I don't understand, Is this Frog eyed egocentric maniac an elected government official?? H should go fvck himself!!!

dat 'frog eyed' together wiith his goons plotted d downfall of a sitting president...

PMB shld not av met him if he doesn't mean somtin.. and see if he wins..

doff your hat for that guy abeg or atlest give him kudos..

JAGABAN eyan nla