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GEJman:
You are a f.o.o.l

Read this link and tell me Yorubas don't have Obas in Onitsha. http://www.trinitasnewspaper.com/2015/10/06/hausa-yoruba-communities-commend-senator-stella-oduah-over-condolence-visit-sallah-gifts..aspx

don't worry.. you'll still get flogged..

you still av mouth cos you've not been dealt with shey?

breadandtea:
https://igboworldunion.com/news/igbos_visit.jpg

Igbos and Yorubas won't burn this country for us!
I'm posting this photo to correct this rumour going up and down about people in diaspora leaders can't wear their crown to visit the state king. That is the Eze Ndigbo of kano with Sanusi.

Whenever my owan people want to visit the Emir in kano, our Enogie goes with his full regalia, and nothing has happened.
Even in universities, when a tribe in the school want to visit a traditional leader, they go along with their appointed or voted king/queen.

Ok..

now show me a Yoruba Baale/oba in Igbo land or an hausa king in Igbo land...

you people are so fvcked up... really..
wat you can't allow in your lands you want to do to others and still claim right on it...

I can never stoop so low to propose to a girl...

if she cnt accept my proposal in private... she can take d next bus to hell.... WTF!


stupid boys making dem girls feel too important

Lizabeth25:
OP, you didn't add BAD BREATH to it.!

Wicked...

m sure your lover/lovers has halitosis..

StephanieEzeh:
Majority of guys are very immature and unacceptable societal-wise by their attitude and appearance!

*Dirty boxers: Some guys wear boxers for weeks without changing them! Dirty pikin and u won toast babe. White boxers go turn to carton colour

*White singlet turns brown: I still wonder how some guys wear white singlet till it turns brown! Some guys' singlets have even turned to buba with a wide space under the arms. The skinny ones will look like hangers inside the singlet! abeg upgrade joor!!!

*Keeping bushy hairs: This is seriously a turn-off! Does it mean you can't afford 200 naira to cut your hair? Are you practicing madness? Some barbers even charge 150 naira! Guy, abeg go cut your hair make you look like human being.

*Wearing skinny Jeans: I don't mind seeing small boys do this but not when you have come of age. Do you know how you look? Over 30 and you still wear jeans that make you look like vulture that has been beaten by rain!

*Sagging: Exposing your cheap boxers that you bought from gbogbo at the rate of 150 naira! Continue to misbehave, there is a prize for you

*Wanting to sleep with a lady on a first date: This is the most annoying and dumbest! You just meet a girl and you want to sleep with her? Because of the 1000 naira you spent on refreshment? Well, only girls without class fall for that. One day, your uncontrollable appetite for sex will land you in Kirikiri Maximum Security!!! Akpa!

*Taking drugs and alcohol to make love: So you can really do this? You plan to destroy someone's daughter? I never knew you could be so serious to apply a lot of strength and energy with adequate planning for this ac! Yet, you have not been able to plan your life or think of putting in so much energy in your work or career! Nonsense!

The rate at which most guys post degrading stuffs about ladies is very high yet they don't critically evaluate their own lives! Adumadu body!

you ladies have wahala sha...

if a guy does d opposite... you'll say he is too clean, he is that..

well I like your writeup... waiting for d counter thread

dareyking:
I suspect Gay sh*t...

I second that...
let's wait and see d full details

I think we need spaceships to send those Igbo parasites to Mars...
their wahala don too much.. Yorubas don disown them

RealEstEmeka:
Buy the Land adjacent Dangote Refinery at Ibeju Lekki (C of O Title) with Gazette, no Omonile issues guaranteed.

https://www.nairaland.com/2668998/buy-land-adjacent-dangote-refinery

omo Igbo... i no trust you

btw have you paid @Seun for d advert?

Enesi47:
None of my business, I only focus how I will become some body in future

that's d best thing o..

even me sef... m still working on mysef tho.

francizy:
Oh! OK! Thought homo is short for homosexual..

Well, I've learnt one tho..

yes it is..

1) Homosexual (homo): a guy that is attracted to guys (gay) or a girl that's attracted to girls (lesbian)

2) Bisexuals (Bi): a guy that does both guys and girls or a girl that does both girls and guys..

francizy:
Homo is for male as lesbian is for female..

Edit your post..

Homo is actually right...

you can then break it down to either 'gay or lesbian'...

some are Homosexuals, Bisexuals (both for male & female)

farano:
Star actress, Genevieve Nnaji is an epitome of natural beauty. Her cuteness is sure to give men sleepless nights... Don't be surprised if looking at her takes your breath away or leaves you speechless. ..lol.

ferano dnt tell me you're trippin for dat lady...

beauty is a thing of the mind..

only learners look at physical appearance to ascertain beauty..

Jascon4:
Are you really a Nigerian? How did you come to the conclusion that Akpabio is an igbo man?? You could have atleast asked.

m a biafran...

use tipex correct am na..

lookingbuoy:
I have a little problem and need some advice on it:

I've got a girl I like. We met at nysc and got along really good. Even today i still remember the first day i saw her. She studied psychology and even though I'm an engineer we could relate and talk a lot about her subject, as I read a lot and kinda have read much on psychology. After nysc we still kept in touch and continued to talk even though i never asked her out formally. Soon i got a job away from her. Our talking continued on phone.

While out of Nigeria on training, I met another lady. She's just as pretty as the other one, but has a great job and is a confident woman. The other girl is still searching for a job; and her psychology degree is no help. I have a great job myself and i earn seven digits in naira per month. The new girl also works with an oil form and earns very well. We have got along these past few months and I really have fun talking to her and hanging out.

I have always wanted an independent woman as a wife, a woman who can stand by herself and who has prospects for a huge career. I'm career-minded myself. But now, I'm really confused who to plan my life with and settle down with as a partner: this independent lady who I believe I like or the other unemployed lady who I seem to have a more relaxed, longer friendship with.

Note: I've not asked any of them out formally. Please help.

and what makes you think they've not been asked out by other guys..

on d other hand I cnt blame you cos one has to be very careful in choosing a life partner..

let d Married men & elders in d house come and give advice... m still young

babestella:
Whoever told you Akpabio is Igbo just made your fail current affairs. Go back to school.

lol.. dnt lemme go back

you can explain to me better... wat tribe is he?

raven172:
you are ignorant an un-enlightened. What makes u think Akpabio is Igbo.

pls enlighten me.. what is he?

honestly.. I thought 'igbo' was a collective term for most easterners

why are these YEEBOS jst so corrupt... even d educated ones are not left out

why will you steal that much and still feel okay.. money meant for d state's development..

no wonder they keep wandering about like CAIN...

thought this goat packed his belongings out of d state house prior to d emergence of PMB as president...

he feels he can run his mouth cos they've not dealt with him yet abi?

after all d election rigging saga

queenfav:
I doubt that was the case.I am a grown lady who can tell when a man is seriously asking me out.If it was a test,then its very distasteful!

why you sef fine like that nw.. with such beautiful eyez

any man will want to commit you knw... pardon d interviewer..

but I still wonder why Law always gets d prettiest chicks.. WHYY

baba 70 fun re..
a Legend

what do you expect from a stupiid whor*e who rose to limelight & fame...

our celebs are fvcked up... really

Fynestboi:
A promising, God loving and talented young lady, Oluchi Anekwe, a 300 level accounting student of the university of Lagos who was electrocuted right on campus on the 8th of September 2015, Oluchi had everything going well for her at barely 22, an age which she could have attained by December 5. She was on top of her social and academic life with an enviable grade and her dream of becoming a renowned investment banker was gradually taking shape. Not to talk much, such was her love for excellence before death knocked and left with her, leaving her lofty dreams in flames. So sad she would now be buried on the week she was meant to take her ICAN test. All these would have been avoided if not for some pitiable factors in the education sector of Nigeria.

The above piece put tears on my eyes and sting my curiosity as to what and where the education sector of our dear nation is heading to. Is it into destruction? Taking as aide the lives of undergraduates? Now who is the rightful bearer of this? The Federal Government or school management? Who is to be blamed for sucking the blood of the education sector like a greedy vampire? The most disturbing aspect of this is that, the more the increase in school fees, the worse the welfare of the students. It kept me ruminating on how the combined force of federal government and school management gave the family of Anekwe some long faces, broken spirits and an atmosphere filled with grief. If the electronic cable had been taken into cognizance or properly fixed, would the event that led to the death occur? I refuse to believe the her death was predetermined by any extramental force, I would be right, pointing accusing fingers at at the federal government for not properly funding education and the school management for leaving the cables in such deadly state without attending to them.

According to what I heard and read, this is not the first situation of nonchalant display of cables on the campus. Other universities are not also exempted, there are also such situtations left unattended to on OAU campus, hostels to be precise. With the way things are going, if care is not taken, federal universities will turn out to become a sort of abortion for bright futures. If undergraduates do not stand up to stop this trend, we might be hugging more occurrences. If we continue keeping mute without voicing out on the poor state of our hostels and school environs, we leave the “Monster” no alternative than to continue taking our colleagues.

This is a call-out to universities’ student union government, let us unite and eradicate this cankerworm eating deep into the education sector. Who says it’s not possible? Somebody lied!







http://www.eduregard.com/nigerian-education-sector-needs-attention-fynestboi/

you should tell that to your leaders who do not give a fvck about you or your education...

afterall their wards attend d best skols abroad.. and will eventually come back home to rule over you

I've had my fair share of Uni. life in Nigeria.. I can only hope things get better

chinology:
Anambra born Mikel Obi is doing is currently the best player out of Nigeria..

tot he was born in Enugu o...


shooo!

buh let's face reality..

why should a president go on his knees for pastors, obas and co... it's self diminishing (m not being proud here) and speaks ill of the country as a whole..

when last did you see Obama and others kneel to any moth*rfucker all in d name of religion or what av you...

m really happy to have a classic man like PMB who understands what being a leader means.. God bless him & Nigeria

even internally displaced sef dey complain...
where those NL wailers... #anti corruption war crusaders

Oyinbopepper

but why funke na... why not Amarachi or chukwunneka


The babe fine sha...

Blackberry na fone?..

YEEBOS beware..
there will surely be an abobaku from a foreign land but undisclosed..

nawa o...
upon all those Eastern prostitutes wey full west here..
something is wrong..

the South-East just lost the chance/dream of ever ruling Nigeria...
smh

Army politics no be am atal..
you dnt want to fall on the wrong side...bliv me