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Hmmm

Our Yoruba Muslims not on the list?....I was expecting to see jagaban at number 17 immediately after Buhari but I didn't....
All Yoruba Muslims are practicing the religion for political gain not like they are passionate about it..
Las Las , once you don't come from Arabic descend, if you like practice Islam from Bornu down to Lagos, when real Muslims are called, Non Arabic descend won't make the list.
If only my Yoruba Muslim brothers will understand this and switch to paganism instead.

Hmm, the op sef, the girl no get name abi, girlfriend no be person name.

oriewanbe:
Can't the origin of that tape be determined so that the police can nab the blackmailer that released the tape? Mehn, the guy wicked no be small. Because of money you can do this to a lady. >
Shame on the guy o.
From comments I've been reading on this platform, the blackmailer has many friends here on Nairaland. If you don't support Tiwa on this then you are a friend of the blackmailer.
Tiwa, I feel your pain but that is human being for you. I can see you were in a dilemma before you decided not to pay the blackmailer. You wanted to do like Salawa Abeni who called the bluff of her blackmailer then even though the guy was eventually arrested.
So so sorry Tiwa.

You're just an efulefu....why not advice your sister to imitate what Tiwa did so that you can be more supportive...our morality is far gone.

There's no blackmailing here, Tiwa refused to pay for the sex tape, God prepared a banquet for the lucky person that first downloaded the video, but instead of Tiwa to start negotiating price for the guy to keep mum for now, she was there denying and wasting time..
Not releasing the sex tape would have fetch both Tiwa and the lucky fan millions, everyone will be happy at Last but she failed to pay, then the highest bidder got it..look where it has landed her now, just 10sec video...
Something that she should have avoided by paying, even making future payments incase the money wasn't enough...
Call it blackmail, I call it "Welcome to the street" don't loose guard if not, your property will become someone else's warranting you pay before it can be retrieved.

What's so special about a jersey number, fati understood that you don't need to copy anyone inorder to make a name for yourself, just take your mind off the jersey number and resume being the best you've always been.

Retiring a jersey number should be an insult to future generation footballers, how can you say after this person's era, there won't be younger talents greater than the current... just like MESSI and RONALDO, like they always say "This is football, anything can happen", if you had watched the likes of Pele, Maradona, Figo, Van Basten, play you might find it hard believing any future footballer could break their individual records and goal tallies but today Messi and Ronaldo did that, so football doesn't end in an era, rather it evolves following modern changes and time.
Possibly in the future, most of these records that took Messi and Ronaldo a decade to set will take future generations 2 seasons to break, making everyone forget how much effort and time it took the present footballers to set those records.
If Zidane, Ronaldinho, Ronaldo Delima, Batistuta, etc were all replaced,no one is irreplaceable, let's forget all these chest beating among Messi and Ronaldo fans. Football is bigger than what we all think, just like a barrack "Soldier go, Soldier come, barrack still remain".

We don hear aunty adviser, your own go soon show online make we see your smelly puff puff just as we don see tiwa own.... shame no get shame, imagine wetin person wife and mama dey yarn

chatinent:
When you are running a degree abroad, you are studying to becoming educated.

In Nigeria, you are schooling...with no hope of being educated or getting a job. That's why they say school na scam (Nigeria)....not education (abroad).

Abroad, it's called tutors.

In Nigeria, lecturers.

Abroad, free modules.

In Nigeria, recycled expensive rubbish called handouts.

Abroad, you have discussions, interviews, responses and peer-reviews...before assignments.

In Nigeria, tear a sheet of paper.

Abroad, you have a zeal in attending classes.

In Nigeria, “course rep, where is my attendance? Who has paid for my handouts?”

Abroad, A shows you are a bright student. You may never get to get zero...they'll be marks for attempting.

In Nigeria, A is for God, B is for Lecturer, C is for serious students which comprise those interested in sexually transmitted grades, and yahoo boys.


Abroad, you can request for extensions if you miss assignments.

In Nigeria, who is your father to walk into my office to authorise me to give you grace?

Abroad, there is serenity to learn.

In Nigeria, you are always on pressure. How can you learn?

Abroad, you are addressed respectfully by your surname...“Mr. Smith, I am afraid you are going to have to go on detention for a week.”

In Nigeria, “hey, you...Kai, if you do as if it is not you I am talking to eh, I swear to God. I will show you what you haven't seen all your life. It's not a threat. You'll carry this course over.”


Abroad, tutors get sacked for thinking of attempting to make things difficult for students by their actions or inactions.

In Nigeria, go and dare report a lecturer. Your days in that school will be the days of Methuselah.


Brethren, no matter the urge you have, never you argue abroad you are from Nigeria.


These are two different worlds.

Nigeria is an international village forced together for administrative convenience by colonial masters! Nigeria is not a country!

With these few points of mine....

Thank you.

You're absolutely right.
Any one that states otherwise needs to be born again.

Righteousness food has land

We are winning this match score line Chelsea 2:1

Ok

Nice

G

What are people scared of actually, especially Christians....if the Anti- Christ wants to come, let it come quickly so that we will know we have entered the final lap so that this world can come to an end quickly since this contraption called Nigeria is still in existence.

Stop wishing what you know isn't possible, for those saying they will toss the coin, your chances of getting a head when a coin is tossed is 50% and the other 50% makes you walk away empty. On the other hand 1million is sure once you forfeit tossing the coin.
Pray never to be put in a tight position such as this because the trauma if unsuccessful is greater than the price. Just like when asked to choose between your wife and your only child (a son ), who you will save knowing fully well you have become impotent?

Ok

K

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Righteousness2 will definitely call this signs of end time...the apocalypse

He will say that as time goes on this robot will rebel against humanity .

He will say....this robot will be possessed by evil spirit

And humans will be having coitus with them ...and they will get pregnant and put to bed like normal humans...that the babies of this robots will be so damnnn evil just like the "movie seed of chucky "
Then boom...Armageddon will set in, return of the living dead...day of the dead, dawn of the dead...train to bursan, night of the living dead, world war...land of the dead...resident evil
All rolled up in one....and humans will be fuckkked

Ok

Usher taking a walk with Messi and Ronaldo

JessetariahMD:
Which one is dead and remain dead
He for die remain alive

Probably for now until the money that was sent for his hibernation gets exhausted, then boom he will resurrect from the dead, then another rat race begins between Nigeria military and Al- Barnawi , we have seen this movie before.
Next please

Hmmm

Who are mine to say otherwise, the person putting on the shoe knows where it hurts.

It's finished for the common man

I refuse to believe they are Nigerians. Among all the top crimes a Nigerian will commit rape abroad is the least of them, assuming it's drugs, internet fraud, money laundering, arm robbery, etc I will say she's on point, the only thing Nigerians care about is how to make money the fast lane
Forget the kidnapping part, the girl should answer that, not the mom

If you used an email address that happens to be your official email address and it's linked to your Bank and BVN, I will say this especially if you don't come from a wealthy and political background that have numerous connect.
" Refrain from posting things that could get you into deep shit"
So many Nairalanders have said so many things against Government, individuals, Government Agencies (DSS, Army, police etc)
Just that this government isyet to make a scapegoat out of some persons because of their post here in nairaland. Don't think because nairaland is a faceless forum they can't locate you, that's a big lie it won't take Nigerian government 5min to access Seun and before you say jack, they have been given access to Nairaland database where your email address will be gotten including some vital information you filled in during registration which doesn't show in your profile (hidden from you or any other person )
I laugh when ever I hear people calling Buhari names, and that's different from criticism.
Just type this in the nairaland search icon "people that called buhari a terrorist" or anything this government might perceive as treasonable offense. You will be surprised what you will find.
So it's very easy to get anyone especially when the said email address is linked to your bank and bvn, and through your bank, your true identity will be revealed. They might start by freezing all your account
Just use the current case of Governor Umahi of Ebonyi State as a case study where his former aide was beaten and arrested over a post on Facebook where the governor perceived he was referring to him. He was handed 7years imprisonment because of that.
Let's not give them the opportunity they are seeking. Always stand responsible for what ever you post online.

RapistOnBail:
Messi fit fat later on

The possibility is very high especially those south Americans

Too bad

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I like your marketing skill...you created a topic that never existed,you attached it with picture of an innocent girl that is unaware of the future problem you're getting her into all because you want to sell your products.
This is bad for business I swear, if you can go this extend just to sell a product, I doubt the potency of the products you are selling.

K

babyfaceafrica:
This is false. Killing people and stealing from people is bad. There isn't any two ways to that

Everyone is disguising to be making money through the legal way in broad daylight, do you know what they do when it's dark?.
Most people you see now as role models when it comes to making money, do you know how they keep up inorder to maintain the status they already attained?.... Stealing and killing is the order of the day, from the government to the last citizen in the country. You must be involved in one of them if not you will never break out from the yoke of poverty as long as you remain in Nigeria, ask our top god of men(pastors), politicians, bosses in our places of work, bankers, musicians, etc.
So don't pretend like you don't know what every Nigerian do.

I hear some persons asking this question and I begin to wonder: "Papa, where were you when your mates were making money".

Fraud is the order of the day now, I'm not trying to support fraud, Yahoo or any other illegal way people makes money, I'm only trying to clear people's doubt, no linage was actually born into wealth, some one paid the price either by legal means or illegal means. Some of the billionaires you see today, the root of their wealth if drawn comes through the illegal before it got redirected. Assuming people like Invictus obi, Hushpupi, Evans etc where not caught, do you think they have not created wealth for their future generations?.
So their offspring won't ask them " Where were you when your mates where busy making money ?
Also there are also good business men and women out there that never gave up on what they believe in and today they are up there as billionaires, people like innosson motors, Coscharis, Dangote etc their tenacity were put to test.
All I'm trying to say is hustle whether by legal means or illegal means, you can correct people's impression as long as you don't end up where you started from.
So that tomorrow your children won't be asking "where were you when your mates were making money?".
Nothing is good or bad so don't allow your conscience make you end up like your Parents, in all you do just don't be caught in between the lines by the government, abide by the law and play by the rules but apply wisdom.

I just hope there's no depression wherever he might be now