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As we walked home from sch dat day, Angom and Kelvin was behind speaking their language TIV, "this una language be like Chinese oh" i teased "u dey mad, when u and Sammy dey speak ibo, shey we dey talk" Angom said. "ehen Angom i don c say na u dey arrange that babe Lola now, u dey chop better tin oh" i teased "flow i dey chop better tin i no go lie, she dey give me money, her papa na big man, but she too dey scatter my head with phoney and big grama any time we dey talk" Angom said "how na?" Sammy asked. "u know all dis ajebutter dem sabi phoney and big grama na, and to come make d whole tin worst, she graduate with first class for english, d other day she talk one grama; AB INITIO, guy i no come know wetin ab initio mean, abi she mean say i resemble albino?" Angom said as we laughed all the way home.......

Weeks later and i haven't gotten a positive reponse from Dami. I was in the class teaching SS3 Physics as usual when i noticed Kehinde was lying on her desk sleeping. "what is wrong with her?" i asked the class, "she is not feeling fine" the class chorused. I came to where she was seating, i taped her softly, she raised her head up and said "sir am not feeling fine" on hearing this i told them to take her to the sick bay.

"abi i don give dis girl belle" "but i think say she tell me say she go collect one liquid from her friend drink so belle no go come na" "so na like dis my service year end" "i go marry Yoruba girl wey i no plan to marry" "y i no use c*ondom dat day" "Kehinde papa and mama go use Yoruba juj*u kill me" "i don die b dat oh" all these tots where runing in my brain, almost tearing my head apart.

I wasn't myself, throughout that day and even the next morning when.................... I saw Kehinde's Mother entering the sch compound with a frown on her face. I tot of jumping through the window of the class i was teaching, also jumping the fence of the sch, get home, pack my bags and leave Ilesa, for my own good.

"my daughter has Malaria, she is in the hospital" kehinde's mum said to the principal. As i eavesdroped from the principal's window my mind was now calm. "i think say kasala don burst oh" "God i thank u oh" i said as my lost breath came back.

As i tip-toed "wetin u go do there na?" Angom asked as he scared the living day light out out of me. "i go p*iss" i answered breathing fast, "but why u no use toilet na?" he asked again, "i no dey like to dey p*iss for toilet" i lied...................

I was getting ready for the date when Ilorin came into my room. "ehen! Ilorin borrow me that ur fine jeans na" i said "where u dey go wey u dey prepare like dis?" he asked a stupid question, "e concern u?" i fired back at him, "u b my man na, so anything wey concern u, concern me sef" he said. "ok Ilorin, i dey work for farm, and i go use that ur jeans do d farm work" i fired at him yet again. "u go give me, abi u no go give me?" i asked.

I was in Captain Cook by 6pm in a table just close to the window, for me to have a panoramic view of the city of ilesa at nite. Just then i moved my eyes to see what was written on my red T-shirt "AM A WINNER" "am i really a winner?" i asked myself. "yes am a winner, but if i don't win Dami, i would be the opposite of winner" i told myself.

Just then i saw someone coming to my direction, at first i tot it was someone else, but when she smiled i realized it was my "black goddess" Dami. We talked about alot of things we had in common, things like; the fact that Dami served in Imo state infact my LGA. She told me she was an Ilesa indigene and that she finishing serving last year, since she hadn't gotten a job, she had to just stay and help her mum in the supermarket. I confessed my love for her, going straight to the point i told her i wanted her to be my girlfriend. Then I had ..........GOAL, from a football viewing centre close by. "thats must be my team Man u that just scored " i said "ooh u are a Man u fan, i am a Man u fan too" Dami said "that makes the two of us" i said as she smiled "women dey watch ball?" i asked myself.

I was in my compound after the romantic date, but the gate was locked from inside. "so this Mama Alhaja dey fear like dis, she no wan make robbers come rob again, no be because her son for yanky send her dollars wey she go keep for house make dem rob us? time na just 8:20 and she don lock gate" i tot. Just then i brought out my phone to call Kelvin because i knew he would be inside, because he doesn't watch football. Kelvin came to open the gate and.......... "i tell u say, una no sabi play" i heard Agom's voice from behind arguing. "who win?" i asked curiously, "we beat una 2-1 for una home na" Sammy said cheerfully. "na because Roney get injury na" i said as we all walked in................

I was coming back from sch one hot afternoon with my guys, all five of us where arguing football at the top of our voices. "forget na Chelsea go carry this premier league" Agom, a Chelsea fan said, "abeg una dey five points below Man u, u dey say una go carry am, na for una dream abi" i said supporting my team. "we get one outstanding match na" Sammy, a Chelsea fan said. "shebi una go play us today for old Tranford, we go see how una go win us na" Ilorin, a Man u fan added as Kelvin listened keenly to our Argument because he wasn't a football fan.

From football, Ilorin was telling a story of how he hussled in the streets of Ilorin; the Kwara state capital. He told us he schooled at Uni. Ilorin. He also said when he graduated from sch in 2005, he had spill-over in some courses, so instead of staying at home doing noting he opted for the job of a "motor park tout" (Agbero). He did the job for two years and was soon gaining popularity as the most dreaded Agbero, so that was how he got the name "Baba Ilorin or Ilorin for short". "so u be Agbero before, nahim robbers come our house dat day u go hide for toilet, come dey lie say u dey purge eehn" i said "oooh, u want make i die ni" Ilorin responded and the others laughed. Just then, i tot i heard someone calling Flow!!! or was it that headache now calls one's name out? because i was having a serious headache.

"see that babe dey call u oh" Agom said pointing. I turned, and lo and behold it was the Genevive Nnaji look-alike Dami. I left my guys and ran to meet her behind. I complimented her beauty, saying "Dami, where were u when Agbani Darego won Miss World? U would have given her a serious challenge". She laughed and replied saying "Flow, where were u when Basket Mouth did Nite of a thousand laugh? U would have given him a serious challenge". We talked as we walked slowly like "two love birds". I asked her to pls go on a date with me the next day, she reluctantly aggreed. As i got close to the gate of my copound, i pointed at it, telling her i stay there as she told me that her house was down the street. 7pm was the time, tommorow was the day, Captain Cook was the venue of a date that would lead to so many things...................

Tinyemeka: Bullshyte!!! Flow so corper like you go dey shine sec sch congo abi? Thunder go fire ya left nyash for there.

no be she want make dem shine her congo? Abi person go put bush meat for ur mouth and u no go chop?

jay4genius: pls nobody should blame Flow 4 d reaction he put up wen dose robbers struck. Its true dat being a coward aint good, but a coward wil live to bury d strong man. No mata wat hapens, neva put up resistance against robbers. I have had an encounter wit robbers back in skul wie 2laptops (including mine) n 6fones were stolen from me n 6 of my coursemates. 2 of my coursemates tried resistin dem n dey usd our lab stools n d base of deir awka-made guns 2 hit dem repeatedly on d head, wounding dem in d process. I came out of d ordeal unhurt coz i willing obeyd dem. Dis life na only one!!!

no mind dem, dem no know say "hard man" no dey dat one. If u fumble, dem shot u, u don go see baba God be that.

Weeks later, Lola had become very close to me, Dami; the girl at the mini-supermarket had been in my dreams lately. I Went to Juliet's school to see her and told her i lost my phone that was why i haven't called. I assured her i had recovered my SIM. Chioma called me, and told me she would come from Ife; where she was serving to visit me someday "why are so many women my life?" i asked myself as i entered to teach SS3 Physics one hot afternoon. "last class we treated PROJECTILE calculations, so can anybody solve this question?" i asked writing a question on the board. "yes, Taiwo come and try, i said pointing to Taiwo in front.

Taiwo came to the chalk board and wrote what looked like he was writing Chinese. The whole class laughed as i noticed Kehinde, his twin sister just smiled revealing her beautiful dimple. "yes, Kehinde come and help him out" i said pointing to the beautiful Kehinde. She came and said "sir i don't know it" "you don't know it?" i inquired "yes sir, sir i want to show u something after the class" she whispered only to my hearing.

The class was over and as i was walking to the corpers office, somebody was calling me from behind. I turned and it was the fair goddess Kehinde, "ehen, kehinde u wanted to show me something, what is it?" i asked. She opened her notebook and said "sir i don't understand all dis calculations, i would like to come to ur house this evening for u to teach me, since my house is very close to ur house" she said. "ok Kehinde if u so wish, then come by 6pm" i said as i walked slowly pass her.

6pm, she came gorgeously dressed with a mini skirt and i taught her not only the calculations but the whole topic, she understood it perfectly. As i was teaching her, i glanced at her well arranged b*reast from time to time, this made my cor*k stood in reponse to the hor*ney feelings i was feeling. My co*rk stood harder, this time she saw it making a "mountain" in my boxer's short. She was longing for what would happen next. "flow today na ur day" i said to myself as i f*ondled her b*reast, i removed her shirt revealing the finest bre*ast i have ever seen. "see b*ooby oh, flow see cowbell milk oh" i said to myself. My right hands fon*dled her succulent bre*ast while my left hands was searching for a con*dom in my wallet that was on the floor. My left hand searched and searched to no avail.............. "d cond*om wey dey my wallet who take am?" i asked myself "and i no dey like do without oh, but she fit b vi*rgin oh, because she still b small pekin oh" i taught not with my brain but with my d*ick. While trying to insert because i was longing for the game to start though i knew that at that moment i couldn't run out to get a con*dom as time was runing out on me.................. "yekpa, dis girl na VIRGIN"..............

ludasam222: Dis flow no even get mind sef

read the last post and u go see y flow no get mind when e comes to robbers. But flow get mind pass boko haram sef for other things oh

I tried to sleep that nite but couldn't, soon it would be morning and i haven't winked a sleep. As i lay on my bed i recalled that this same incident took my room mate's life in my university days. Mike was stuborn. Robbers came to our room and he refused giving them his laptop, claiming he was a "bagga" and that he can't be submisive to "ordinary" robbers.

The robbers wasn't ordinary, they were with g*uns. I was a "bagga" also but i took the wise decision and did whatever they commanded. They shot Mike on his chest point blank, we tried to rush him to the hospital but we couldn't get a cab quickly because it was very late at nite. "Aro Mikoh" as he was fondly called gave up the ghost.

Since Aro Miroh died i have been seeing him in my dreams because he was not önly my "fratanal brother" but was the "blood brother" i never had. After he died we heard rumours that he had a quarel with a "" guy who promised to deal with him seriously.

Since then i feared robbers so much, i just don't know why. Now see what my fears has caused me.

Just then i remembered my phone was gone, my SIM was gone too. "how i go take get my contacts back now?" i asked myself. "Juliet, her number don go b dat, and i tell her say i go call her for mid-nite call this nite" i said to myself as i tried to catch some sleep...........

I was draged like a "christmas goat" to Mama alhaja's room. As Ojiga; the old woman's stuborn teenage grandson opened the door, i saw Mama alhaja already lying on the floor pleading. Mama cried and pleaded saying "ejor oh, boda ejor oh". My jittery boby paused in astonishment when the robbers asked "where d dollars dey?" "which dollars? Here resemble yanky?" I almost said to their hearing. I had Mama Alhaja let out a big audible f*art, "see dis woman oh, c d kin big me*ss wey she dey m*ess" i tot. After some hot slaps and beating, Ojiga went in and brought a bag, "so dis woman get dollars?" i said to myself as one of them pointed a gun at me asking "who be dis?" "i be Flow, who u be? Abi u think say i dey fear gun, u no know say i b barrack boy, and i don c g*un tayah for barrack" i cursed in my mind

"i dey come make i carry d mumu go collect phone and money for the remaining rooms wey we never enter" one of the robbers told his "colleagues" while giving me another hot tap on my head, making my eyes spin again, this time anticlockwise. Me and my "newly found friend" where out in no time as he said "who get dis room" he pointed at my room "na my own, nothing dey am, i don give una my phone na" i cried out. "who get this one?" he inquired pointing at Ilorin's room. Just then i remembered there was a person by that name, "where Ilorin come go na, but him dey cook here that time wey we dey play chess na" i said to myself. "bros the guy wey get this room dey around, na him dey cook dis food sef" i reponded pointing to a pot of rice on the stove.

"d boy get money abi?" the robber asked with a tap on my head yet again, my eyes almost fell out from the socket. "Bros make we go for toilet side, him fit dey there" i suggested as he draged me making my boxer's shot tear. I was almost na*ked, as we approached the toilet i shouted "Ilorin! Baba Ilorin!! where u dey?" "flow i dey here" he shouted back from inside. We opened the toilet door and the robber said "so u think say u be sharp man abi, u come hide here abi?" "i no b sharp man oh, i no well, my belle don spoil, i dey purge" Ilorin said "Haba!! Oga no mind am oh, him well oh" i said what i regreted saying....................

[quote author=Foxy_Rebirth]Come... Flow, I dey chop for here o... If the food climb my nose eh??[/quote]u never c anything sef. U go soon s*hit for body

The b*ang still continued, louder this time, a big noise was heard, it was as if our gate had been brought down, soon the b*ang continued but this time closer and louder as i heard footsteps walking to the direction of Sammy's door; which was the first door by the right. They almost distroyed Sammy's worn out door shouting "open this down!!" without ceasing. I had concluded they were robbers as i was f*arting none stop due to fear, "go open the door na" i said to Sammy "you why u no go open am, u no wan die abi?" he said "no be ur house, na u suppose open am na" i said as i could now feel my legs fidgety. Sammy finally opened the door, and lo and behold the "men in black" came in.

"so una no wan open d door abi?" öne of them shouted "i wan open am oh, dis mumu nahim no gree me open am" i lied pointing to sammy. "ok wey una phone and una money" another one said giving me a hot slap on my head, that made my eyes spin instantly. Without thinking straight i said, "bros una welcome oh, my phone dey here oh, but i no get money, no be my room be this" "what of u?" öne of them said hiting Sammy with the bottom of his g*un. "bros him don hide him own under bed" i said before realizing the magnitute of what i just said. "i don f*uck my guy up oh" i regreted immediately. Sammy brought out his blackberry phone where he hide it under the bed. They beat him to stupor, as i saw blood coming out from his mouth. "yeeeh! make dem no kill am oh, but why i no keep my mouth shut na" i said to myself lying facing the floor. I was hearing beating from Agom's room and Kelvin's room too. I was thinking if i should die dat night, that is sure not the best way to die "imagine say dem write OBITUARY: he died after been beaten to stupor by robbers" "God forbid! e no fit happen" i assured myself. I heard the noises from Angom's room even louder, "so some of dem even dey Angom and Kelvin room, dem plenty be that, but corpers no dey get money, why dem come, wen dem know say we no get money?" i asked myself a stupid question. I was still lost in my tots when one of the robbers draged me up and shouted "carry us go Mama alhaja room".............

In sch i was discussing with my guys next day "flow eeeh, as i enter class, i ask dem my students where the last teacher stop wit dem, naso one girl come stand up con say REPRODUCTION oh" Agom said. I laughed uncontrollably saying "no be u be their biology teacher, u go teach her reproduction na, theory for sch and practical for house, abi no be so?" "na so na" ilorin responded as we continued laughing at Angom.

I got home, took a nap and woke up by 6pm. I entered Sammy's room, i saw him playing Chess with Kelvin. "correct men dem, so una sabi play chess?" i asked what was obvious, "yes oh u sabi play am?" Kelvin asked. "i be baba for chess na" i said while taking my seat. I noticed Sammy played better as the attacked Kelvin with his queen flying to different angles of the board trying to devour all Kelvin's officers. "i dey set oh" i said "no wahala, just ready i go soon win am" sammy said.

Soon it was my set, i gave sammy a hard time as we played till late in the nite. They took the light, yet we continued playing with a candle light. We were playing happily not knowing what trouble would befall us that night. We played, and my brain was geting heavy, i couldn't think any more, when suddenly we heard a big b*ang on our gate. . . . . . . . . "who be that" i said. . . . . . .

Damex333: If u tamper that gal dt is my namesake,i will make u pay 4 it,why i dey fear sef,when i knw say all d gals,sometin go disturb u sha.

u think say i dey fear u? u never know flow the BBB sef

movmentish: Kehinde don enter am,flow why I dey feel say u go follow suliat sleep for dis tori

wait na, only time would tell. Patience is a virtue.

I got to the small office the sch had reserved for corpers thinking deeply with a gloomy face. My seat was beside that of Lola, just by d wall. I was praying in my mind for the subject chemistry to be taken away from me and given to someone else, when the principal walked in and said, "hey corpers hope u are enjoying the sch?" "enjoy wetin, me wey dey suffer here, u dey say enjoy" i said to myself. "well they is some changes now, corper Lola would b taking English and not literature, while corper Ugo would leave chemistry and take only physics because we have a new chemistry teacher, all the rest remains with their various subjects ok" the principal said while taking his leave. "thank God oh, so God u dey answer prayer fast fast like dis" i said to myself with a smile in my face.

I got home, hurried to the bank, withdrew some cash and went to the market to buy somethings to beautify my house with, things like: a tv set, a dvd, a speaker, a rug, a curtain, stove e.t.c.

My room was very beautiful, atleast more beautiful than the rooms of other boys. After i finished arranging my room, i arranged my foodstuff, ready to cook myself lunch when i noticed i had no salt.

I went to a mini-supermarket just close to our compound to get the salt. As i entered the mini-supermarket what i say made me dumb. "what do u want to buy?" "what do u want, or are u dumb?" dis very angelic beauty that looks more like Genevive Nnaji of nollywood asked. "salt" i said, as she was bringing the salt i said again "sorry i meant sugar not salt" forgeting what i wanted to buy, she brought sugar and i said yet again "am very sorry its salt i actually want" "are u ok?" she asked "no...... ehn sorry yes" i answered with cönfussiön. "my name is Flow, u are?" i asked as she told me her name was Dami "Dami, i said sugar mistakenly because u are as sweet as sugar, even sweeter" i lied. "thank u" she said smiling. She gave me the salt, i paid and went home feeling happier than i came.............

Me, Angom and Ilorin got to the sch rather late, as the students where about entering their classroom after the morning assembly, we did a short meeting with the principal as he told us to start teaching the student as classes as started since two days ago. I noticed the sexy* Lola was puting on a mini skirt revealing her hot legs, in my mind i said "make any of this my guys go for this girl, Agom fit try him luck, me i no dey insterested na me and my Juliet for life" my eyes went straight to the other female corper; Suliat and i said to myself "dis one no even fine, and she dey cover body like alhaja, she fit don marry oh".

Classes started and i had Chemistry first period. "wetin i wan go teach now, i no sabi Chemistry oh" i said to myself as i glanced through the previous section's sylabus. Soon i was in class, after the students greeted i told them "my name is corper Ugo, i would like to know ur names". They said their names one after another, when it got to the turn of this fair goddess; Kehinde i couldn't help but admire her; she was a non-identical twin, her twin brother Taiwo was seating in front.

I told them i would treat "CARBON AND IT'S COMPOUND" with them, i did the introduction to the topic before the bell rang for change of lesson. "any question?" i asked.......... That was the begining of my sorrows for that day............

Deji a "short black boy" raised his hands, "yes! Deji, ask ur question" i said. He stood up and signaled me to come see something in his book. "our last teacher couldn't give us the structural formula for DIMETYL PROP -1 ENE, so sir i would like u to give us the formula, and explain?" he asked. "i don die be dat oh, dimetyl prop-1 ene, shey na french b dat abi na yoruba, see dis over sabi boy wan put me for trouble oh, na y i say i hate chemistry, because of all dis structural rubbish" i almost said out to his hearing. Just den i saw Agom at the door waiting to come in and take them second period, i used that as an excuse and said "u see ehn Deji, ur Biology Teacher is waiting, let us not keep him outside ok, i will give u the answer in d next class ok". Next Class indeed.......... Next class i was sure would never come............

movmentish: Flow bbb men so I just dey carry last all dis while Okay now following.....I don turn crase person as dem dey look me laf

u never laf sef, u go laf fall for gutter sef, no worry tori still plenty

That night i had a terrible dream, i dreamt me and Juliet were sailing on a ship together to an unknowm destination when suddenly the ship started capsizing, Juliet couldn't swim so i tried my best to drag her along with all my strength as i swam to the shores of the mighty ocean, a whale was swiming right behind us trying to get us and eat us for lunch. I swam faster and faster to the shore, but it seems as if the more i swam, the farther the shore was. And final we got to the shore, i was very happy we reached on time before the whale got us. "u saved my life" Juliet said with great relief "my love, thank God that big whale didn't get us" i said as i was breathing out faster. I cuddled juliet r*omantically, my lips was longing to k*iss her. We kissed and................ "Sammy why u wake me like dat na, na now wey i wan do d main tin nahim u go wake me, u be bad belle oh" i cursed in a low voice after been waken by Sammy, "u be mumu, u just dey k*iss Agom n*yash since" Sammy said and laughed loudly at me, as i instantly looked to the spot i slept, i noticed i slept directly facing Agom's a*ss, "nyamah!! na true oh" i said feeling iritated. "Abeg make all of una wake up make we dey go sch, we don late" Sammy shouted. Immediately he said that i glanced at the wall clock it was past 8.

Damex333: So bad benue boy [BBB] sharp pass bad barracks boy [BBB],hahaheheheha

damex u never c anything sef, no worry u go soon know say bad benue boy(bbb) na with small letter while bad barrack boy(BBB) na with big letter. Wen u read on, u go know y

ludasam222: Lmfao....flow u no go kill person abeg

go back go read am again, i don modify am, read am again and laf more.

I got to the hostel after the tiring journey by 6pm, meanwhile i met Sammy, Angom & Kelvin at home and i was told Ilorin was on his way from ilorin. I opened my dusty room, kept my bags and properties, looked around and concluded i wouldn't sleep there tonight because rat sh*it was everywhere, "rat don play champions league for this room as i no dey oh" i said while locking the door and heading for Angom's room where i would pass the nite.

As i entered his room Angom said "e get wetin i wan show u flow" "na wetin be that" i queried when i saw him bringing out a polythene bag full of something, "wetin be dis" i asked, "na weed na, a.k.a ituara" he said as i instantly smiled, "bad benue boy! So u bring weed all d way from benue" i said. "we get am plenty for our farm na" he said while bring out r*itzler.

As we smoked Angom told me that the landlady of the house; an old woman of about 80 stays directly opposite my room, that she wasn't around the last time we came that was why we didn't see her. I went to greet the old woman who i learn't was called "Mama Alhaja" because she was a moslem. As i came to continue smoking, i noticed i was famished so i suggested "make we cook indomie with weed na, i bring indomie oh" "no wahala, bring am, me sef dey hungry" Angom said. I brought the indomie, he started cooked it garnishing it with some eggs and of course weed, while the food was almost done, ilorin arrived, Sammy and Kelvin also came in one after the other complaining that they were hungry. "make una no worry, the indomie go reach all of us" i said while helping Ilorin bring his belongings to his room. Soon the indomie was done and we all started eating, as we were half way through the first plate i suddenly remembered that Sammy and Kelvin doesn't smoke weed and they were eating a food prepared with weed, just then Ilorin look at me and i winked at him not to say a word as it was too late, i just wanted to see the drama unfold. "me and Sammy enta sch today oh, d principal say all of us must report for sch tomorrow" Kelvin said "no wahala, we go show for sch na, thank God say all of us don come back" i assured. Just then, Sammy said "wetin una use cook dis indomie, e sweat oh" "na the new indomie wey dey reign now, the indomie company just produce am, e just dey enta market, u never see am?" i lied "i never see am oh" Sammy said. "but why all dis tin wey b like leaf come dey am na?" Kelvin asked, "na so d company do am oh" Angom lied. We finished first plate, as we were "downing" the second plate, i saw Sammy's eyes closing, i looked at Kelvin, same thing. Sammy droped his spoon and fell to bed like a plywood, Kelvin followed saying, "my belle dön full abeg" "ur belle never full, na u head don full" i said in my mind. As we entered the third plate Ilorin droped his spoon also saying "una know say i just dey come from journey, i don tayah, make i sleep" "na lie ur liver don fail u" i said as he smiled at me and slept ön the floor. We entered the fourth plate and i said "u dis benue boy, u no wan give up abi, u think say ur brain strong pass my own abi" "my brian ströng pass ur own na, u get brain" Angom said. I ate five spoons from the fourth plate when suddenly........ Light out.......

jay4genius: my man flow, i swear i dy feel ur flow die. U r truly a rugged wosky baga... Am an xyz, awaitin service by june july. My kappin code na 08160466225, i wil lyk urs to reason coz e be lyk gist ful ya body wela. Sail on!

sail on Aro, i don get ur kapping, i go control u give u my own kapping. Me sef na xyz since 2009. Rugged u baba

Damex333: Weldone.

thank u damex

We got to the church that evening to pack our bags and properties to our new house. We told the pastor that we were through with all the clearance and that we would leave to our various homes the next day, because the schools would soon vacate for the christmas break, so we were to return by january. The pastor gave us 1k each and told us to come worship with them every sunday when we return by january.

"this church try for us oh, dem house us, feed us, now them give all of us 1k", "how i no go worship with una, wen na una make me fit buy tins for my people for house, wit d 1k una give me" i tot as i journeyed back home.

During the christmas break i tried to gather enough money to buy properties when i get back to Ilesa. I worked in the farm seriously during the holidays as i made money from selling farm produce like vegetable. This is one reason i like the barracks; u can make fast money if u can work hard.


As i was on the bus on my way to Ilesa i was comparing in my mind's eyes between Chioma and Juliet which was a picture perfect dream girl for me. Chioma is a paragon of beauty, well endowed with "Manchester united" but she lacked "Arsenal". Juliet on the other hand has "Arsenal" but lacked "Manchester united", Just then, my mind's eyes saw Lola; the corper in my school, she is endowed with both "Manchester" and "Arsenal" or i would rather say "Bothon wanderers"..........

skoloppy31: Weed good for body when consume moderately,,,,fanta bbb........oya I 1 hear hwen u blepp da corper now....

skoloppy wait na story still plenty, u go laf tayah

We were taken to see the room, after each of us collected a foam from the school. I noticed that all the rooms were small, except the one at the extreme which was the one i selected. With everthing set we got to know each other better. Sammy a fair Ibo boy, Kelvin a chubby TIV boy from benue, Niyi a.k.a Baba Ilorin or Ilorin for short, Victor a TIV boy that prefered we called him "Angom" which means "brother" in his dialet and of course my humble self Flow; the bad barrack boy(BBB).

"so we fit travel go our papa house now abi?" i asked nobody in particular as Angom answered "me dey travel go benue tomorow oh, i no know for una oh". "we fit travel na, because we don do every thing wey dey required" Sammy added. As we continued gisting, kelvin and Ilorin was inspecting the toilet facilities when Ilorin shouted "oboy na pit toilet we go dey use oh", on hearing that my jaw droped, my jaw droped even more when Angom brought a paper that looked like rit*zler, i looked from the corner of my eyes to see him bring out something that surprised me more. "so you dey weed?" i queried "yes na, u no know say i b confirm benue pekin?" he responded and smiled revealing his cute dimple. Soon Ilorin and Kelvin came and Ilorin said "mehn see ITUARA oh", "Wetin b ituara na" Angom asked "nahim b dis tin wey u hold na, na d yoruba name na?" Ilorin responded. "so weed get Yoruba name?" i asked myself as Angom offered me and Ilorin the weed to ki*ss. "Kelvin and sammy, una no dey weed?" i asked what was obvious. "i hate that thing" Sammy cursed. "Hate ehn, na my first time to c pesin say e hate weed oh" i said. "well like d saying goes; one man's meat is another man's poison" i tot............

Foxy, flow dey follow ur tori oh

Next day i was outside with Sammy and Kelvin, we were discussing how we would later go to the school to go tell the principal to provide us with a house and other things he is responsible to provide. "nna ka ndì a nye anyi èzigbote uló eh" i spoke ibo to Sammy who is an ibo boy from Enugu, "ha kwésíri nye anyi èzigbote uló nu" he responded as we walked into the school. The school was noisy as students walked to their classes after the morning assembly. "Awòn corper" i heard one of the students say. "Kelvin wetin dem say u go dey teach na?" i asked "na Commerce SS3 oh" he answered, "Sammy what of u?" i asked again, "nna na Account SS2 oh" he answered, as we entered the pricipal's office we met four other corpers there making us seven in number.

"alright since all seven of u are here, i want to let you know that we have only five rooms available in the school's corpers Lodge, just down the street" the principal said "me i go like stay for the lodge oh" i said within myself when he now added "okay since we have two ladies here, we will have to rent a house somewhere else for both of them while the rest of you occupy the five rooms". Immeditely the mentioned that i caught a glimpse of this Black beauty that was one of the girls, "so, fine girls no dey finish for this world?" i asked myself that rather rheotorical question..........