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Mehn i sabi hold piss(even shyte) 4 nite especially wen i dey village (because their toilet is outside) due to d fear of what i don't know. Dis time i must go outside go piss even if my grandpapa ghost dey outside......
Op tanks i learnt alot from dat write up.

Simple............ Just tell boko haram to bomb aso rock, senate house, house of representatives and all state government house. Let dem all die wit no one alive. Den we hold a fresh election, nobody go tell d new people wey go enta make dem behave well, abi dem wan die?

U for chase d car and shout, OLE OLE OLE. U try sha, very funny lol

E funny sha...... When dis kin tin go happen 4 naija

Shebi she say na rest she go rest d first time, say she no sick, may be dis time she wan go rest part 2

Wait to y is it dat nkiru is making d news lately? Oh no wonder d ransom. How dis mallam think say him go fit marry nkiru? I trust igbo girls

Na dem sabi...... 6th to commentooo

Naija is d best country in d world abeg, i am proudly naija abeg, i love my country mehn. *11th to comment, oh God y i no fit make 1st na*

Armed forces remembrance day ehn. May there b peace in nigeria oh. I am happy we have a strong force in nigeria. Much love to my colonel dad.........BTW 7TH TO COMMENT, MAKE UNA FIRE GUN SHOT SALUTE 4 ME

Guchis: Lol @ some names here. A distant cousin named her baby boy 'Momentum'. I mean who does that?!

I though I had heard it all until I visited my aunt in-law. Her neighbour's kids are named Enthronment and ENDOWMENT. You go fear names

Lol *singing d banj- am so endowed eeeh, call me Mr endowed eeeh* abeg dat endowed beta b a girl oh. Guys imagine ur babe bearing endowed and she is really endowed? boys go just dey say "dat endowed girl is so endowed" LOL

To be a man no be beans. Dats y some men refuse to marry, leaving many ladies as spinsters (dem no go marry themselves na). D responsibilities is just too much. And whenever i say; "my dad is my role model" i 4 sure mean it.

Q- U don come?( c's u coming). A- No i dey sleep Q- is it sweat? (wen u are eating). A- No e bitter like alomo bitters.
Q- wats dat smell? (wen u mess). A- its drummer boy air freshner.

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4. According to Baridah Job Karabah, a former houseboy, her nickname back in the days was 'Mama Ice Cream' (and that of the President was simply 'Oga Joe' ). Ice cream ke? Yes, and that was because she used to cool (abi na freeze...lol) ice cream in her large deep freezers. The ice cream is then later distributed for sale. He says business was 'booming' for her then.
MR HOUSE BOY U SURE SAY SHE NO DEY GIVE U HER "ICE CREAM" LICK WHEN OGA JOE NO DEY? Job karabah! Job karabah!! Job karabah!!! How many times i call u? Those their two children fit b ur own oh, ehnnn dat means bye bye to house boy work for u oh!! U don hama b dat!!! LOL

Wat do people take marriage 4? Tom and jerry? If she like she should not comply. Dem no dey tell blind man wen rain dey fall. FULLSTOP

Gambrosia: Then show some 'manners' to the only poster on YOUR THREAD!
Till then. . . .

*thread unfollowed*

sorry oh "mr only poster". Manners shown. Wat nxt?

Gambrosia: Only my one post for this ya 'miserable' thread. . .YOU STILL DEY TIA YA PAHEINT!

Na who 'suppose go sleep'?
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!
Abeg drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrress comot from my side before ya 'miserable loneliness' ON and OFfLINE infect moi!
I NOR SEND!

yekpa, na me u dey yab like dis? I no yab u oh. If we start yab, na u go beg oh. Bros wetin b "tia ya paheint" abi na french?

Gambrosia: His business. He can always change it and put a 'GORILLA'S' name in the future!

so gorilla dey get name sef? Pls comment reasonably so others can learn. Or make u go sleep. FULLSTOP

While i was serving a colleague of mine wanted to open an account in a bank, to my surprise when he wanted to fill in for next of kin, he wrote the name of his son (he wasn't married and he had no child), and in the column for relationship with the next of kin, he fill in SON TO BE. I asked him why, and he said he wanted it that way. He even gave his unborn child a name before the child came to the world. He wasn't married and he had no child out of wedlock either, he was 26. his explanation for the the whole thing was funny and i almost laughed out loud in the bank. Nairalanders, my questions are?
1. Don't he have relatives?
2. What if he doesn't give birth to a boy?
3. What if he doesn't give birth at all?
4. What if he doesn't live to get married (Am not wishing him death, but he is not GOD, and doesn't know what tommorow hold)
Pls your comments on this issue

when u take ur new car on a cruise and road safety men stop u for not putting on seat belt.................. u go explain well well

azzima: you ppl are just too infantile or maybe you are still in your teens.Will you be happy if someone said that about your daughter?.from your comment, you dont have one yet but you will one day and I hope she is bow legged and cross-eyed. Idiot!!!

Y the insults na? if i say she is lepaciuos, will u be happy? Na the truth i dey talk na. Abi are u related to Rochas? mind you am not in my teens, even our lastborn is in her twenties. Abeg we no dey fight oooooooooooooooh, so watch you words. FULLSTOP

ignis: I can see money being lavished here.

Mehn if na u be him papa u no go lavish? if na me i go lavish, lavisher, lavishest. All of u saying they are spending our money, "even una papa wey no be politician" on such occation will spend money. If the money is there y won't won't he spend it on his daughter? na jealosy jealosy dey do una abeg. FULLSTOP

oboy nawa oh. if only wishes were roses!!!!!!!!! :- How i wish say na me marry am eeh!!!!!! Even as she fat like Elephant, i no mind ooooh!!!!

dridowu: Who is Maurice Iwu ?

oooh dear He is an Okada man

I heard d form for NAF DSSC for 2013 is out. How true is it?

normac: ^^Lol I give up!

u better give up. Dats how i typed c*unt they change it to well. How dem take relate?
@topic Only child ain't easy base on boredom tins IMO. Tank God am not an only child so i can't tell how it feels. When u ask me how it feels to be first born and first male ("okpara" in igbo) then i will write an essay of 400words. FULLSTOP

Check out mine:
1. And d lion said as a morning prayer: Lord pls just show me d prey dat i will eat today, don't help me to run faster and don't help d prey to run faster, just leave us to our fate .....FLOW
2. Shiit ain't roses .....FLOW
3. Don't be a C*UNT just because of a C*UNT ........FLOW

If there is a section like weed section in nl, d postor should tranfer it there, because he smoke weed b4 posting. FULLSTOP

Callotti: You are contributing to the problem.
No child raised with love and a strong sense of belonging will feel withdrawn under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE!
I believe the damage has been done by you ALL.

If your mom is the 'overboarding' type. . . then there is no hope. ALL GIRLS SHOULD FEEL CLOSEST TO THEIR MOMS!

A child that does not feel loved and accepted at home. . .WILL SURELY FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS!
I hope you discuss this with an understanding adult. . .BEFORE YOU LOSE HER.
All the best!

One thing is to open nyansh and 'born' pickin. . .another is to make the child an well adjusted human in society!

U are right. Btw do people still commit suicide in nigeria?