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@alexleo,I know it might sound unbelievable but I was there,in the church,when this 'confession' was taking place. Funny enough,the testimonies on that fateful service,were mostly connected to the CDs and how it affected many people. Quite a number of people came out to testify how they watched the 'demonic' CD and became insane instantly. It took the grace of the god of chosen for them to regain their senses(according to them). These testimonies made the GO declare that no one must buy those CDs or run the risk of insanity. You can imagine the haste at which the members who already owned those CDs,destroyed and burnt their copies. All these propaganda makes me feel unsettled and uneasy in the spirit. The new thing is to say to anyone who tries to talk you out of the church,' I am a chosen,I cannot be deceived. Sounds like hogwash to me.

Recently, a lady,Sis Joy, came to the pulpit of Chosen church and confessed that her kingdom is responsible for the 'false' revelations,being spread by Linda Ngaujah. She said her kingdom sent her(Linda) to spread lies against Lazarus Muoka when the Chosen church is taking over the world. I find this confession of sister Joy quite convenient for Chosen church. If the revelation of Linda is false as the Chosen church says,then everything she said about the materialism of Winners and Redeemed Church,and the lack of love of the DLBC is also false.

Simply put, the Story of Adam,Eve and The Serpent is a classic example of an Allegory. I am sure the author chose to 'hide' some clues within clues (I am no conspiracy theorist,pls). Everything isn't as bland as we think it is. For example,everyone in the bible is well accounted for, i.e, their lives and even their deaths. All except Cain. What happened to Cain? It is not written of where,how and at what age he died. Isn't it slightly possible that Cain wasn't a 'normal' human?
Again,where did Cain's wife come from? Who were her parents,if she even had one? Who were d other inhabitants of the earth,whom Cain was terrified of?

musulmi: ....The Goodthink you don't know is that there is no Nigeria without Islam and you should also remember what happen in Kaduna, no body can can betrayed a real muslim and succeed cuz Allah is always with Muslims

Are you alright?

Benite: Pls can someone explain meaning of this closing date 7/5/2013. Hope this one never expire?

It could also mean 5th of July,2013.

Beync: If the fiance truly loved her, why did the he get her pregnant and died?

i don't support any of them either

Huh!!! Seriously? Are you high on something? If you are not, you are one heck of a dunce. Really one of a kind.

@op,I come to the church very regularly and I am not disputing most of what you ve been saying so far. However,I find some things about the church and even the 'revelations' disturbing. One,Pastor Muoka is the sole central figure of the church.It is like everything revolves around him.It bothers me cuz even the bible says everyone has a role to play in the body of Christ,whether it be apostles,teachers,healers,helpers,etc. It seems like without the pastor,nothing can happen.
Two,many people have come to testify that God revealed to them if anyone wants to go to heaven,the chosen church is d only way. I find this very disturbing in d spirit cuz God cannot make one man in the whole world the only means to heaven.
As for the apron,I ve never worn it and I can agree that some members tend to overstretch its use.

biolabee: Hmm,.. dear post, How can you advocating this sensible option
That she should leave the house she built with her sweat instead of committing murder
Since i will not enjoy my husband alone, no one will

There is nothing so dangerous in this world than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

young9ja: yesterday was her death day she dead each of evr 1of us av a death date nobody no wat she die of all god knows de best r I p

I was wearing a frown while reading through all the posts but yours got me cracking.I thank you for that.You accomplished a lot.

1. Titanic
2. Kuchi Kuchi Hotai Hai.
3. The Notebook.

Aafulenu: i dont knw the bridge u guys are talking abt here, is it the one i just passed on my way back from work? the same one that has heavy traffic right nw? the same one with more than two lanes of cars?
granted, we need anoda bridge, but to say the present bridge is abt to fall is a complete white lie.

You are the kinda person that will see an elephant in his sitting room and pretend it isnt there. Maybe you'll believe the bridge is a calamity waiting to happen when you find yourself in the river,weighed down by the heavy falling stones.

Many of us are so eager to use the Bible as a reference to prove that spirits do not exist.Now I am going to use this same Bible to ask questions.
When King Saul wanted to ascertain the fate of his army in the coming battle,he searched around for a medium who could summon the spirit of Samuel.The questions here are (1).If spirits do not exist as we say,why would the King go to much trouble to summon him?
(2).For those who say that demons are the ones who use our loved ones' images to appear to us,I dnt want to believe that a demon would have been so good as to tell the King that he had sinned against God and so would lose the battle.We all know the devil's mission is to deceive people.
Anyway,I am not saying spirits do exist but we should keep an open mind.No need being so narrow minded.

[quote author=Ejiné]You losers are starting to bore the crap out of me with your dumb humorless posts about prize of garri and whatever you call it. Are you that idle that you have to torture our eyes with your miserable posts about threads you don't like?
If you don't like the thread, why not shut the phuck up, kindly ignore it and move on with your life?

It has become a recent fad for some nairalanders to always post rubbish on threads asking people how the thread affects the prize of the garri.
Maybe these idiiots actually think they look/sound cool when they say it [/quote]muah muaahh muuaaahhh....you just took the thought right outta my mind.na dem chop garri pass.

@Nzomiwu,pls do check for DSSC/2012/3942.Abia state.tanx

mikolo80: PRECISELY.CORRECT MAN

Correction:CORRECT BABE

Sheyun: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for
ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have
acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me
a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look
for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will
look for you, I will find you, and I will KILL you.

TAKEN

Liam Neeson...d film make sense die.

Coefficient: Is it cold in here or is it just me? By Wesley Snipes
co-starring Sylvester Stallone and Sandra Bullock
(Forgotten the movie title)

Demolition man.

Give them ur best but take from them everything-Leonidas,300.

I never bleeped anybody over in my lyf who didnt ve it comin to him,u got dat?All i have in this world is my balls and my word,and I dnt break dem for no one,you understand?-Tony Montana,Scarface.

Mine happened way back wen i was in my second year in the university.One early sunday morning,I was ill and planned to skip church for dat day.My two sisters were getting ready for the church service.Suddenly,the outer door to my lodge was opened and a guy stepped in and asked my sister who was standing in d corridor,if all her sisters were at home.She assumed he was one of anybody's frnd and said yes.He walked ryt in with anoda guy and stepped into our room.He shoved my sister into d room,and pointed a small pistol at her.The other guy brought out a long scary looking rifle from his baggy jeans.We were still staring at dem,lyk idiots.The first guy,who seemed to be deir leader,told us to lie dwn and stop starin at dem.The second guy was busy searching the entire room and our bathroom.Wen he came to d place my eldest sis usually hides money,she surprisingly jumped up and blocked his path.He took the mirro and almost smashed her head in but d leader stopped him.Already,he had taken our fones and was quietly and politely 'begging' us to bring d money out.We kept denyin dat we had money and it pissed off d oda guy.Anoda guy walked in and started loosening his trousers for a gang rape.He called out to d odas outsyd to cum in.Their leader told dem to hold on.He walked to my eldest sis and asked her which sec skul she attended.She replied FGC Ikot ekpene.He told her dat he knew her and dat was wen she recognised him,as her immediate senior bk den.He turned to me and asked y I was writhing.I said I was ill.Can u imagine he took out his wallet and dropped sum money for my drugs?He den told all his guys to leave and locked us insyd.Though he took d fones,we were hapi we werent gang raped cuz evryone in d lodge had travelled for the wkend.I will never forget dat day.

Hmmmm...I believe am guilty of all d dating evils listed...oh well,on to the next one.

emrino: Try nt 2 gv in2 such agn, u'r WAY 2fly 4dat. Hw'u bn?

lolzz...tanks boo!!i dey jare.u no answer my last txt.u no understand french abi?

shollyaj: Laff won tear my belle......This is a shocker. 9ja una no de carry last. Aero plane missing. LWKMD!

olodo

what a bloody week!!!from north to south,west to east!nigerians seems to be bloodthirsty these days.

We all agree d crash was outta dis world.Imagine if the crash had happened at night.The casualties would ve been sumtin else.Still,we ve to consider the slightest chance dt person,at least,survived at the moment of impact.Am sure after autopsy,we wil find out dat many died from asphyxiation.So let us quit with d game of blaming these victims cuz dey were in no position to help demselves.Those monkeys dat used several means of transport to get to d site,jus for d purpose of takin pictures should be hanged from the highest trees.I wonder wats wit d craze of pix dese days..An accident occurs,instead of helpin out,u see pple takin pictures..watever for?While watching it on tv,I didnt see a single sympathetic face.Evryone seemed hyper excited.Even our so called emergency agencies jus no try at all.Ryt nw,am jus ashamed to be a Nigerian.It took dem almost 24 hrs before a body could be scavenged from d plane.SMH!!!

ICE,Agbor,Delta state.Batch A '10/'11

cryptic: Lol, I completely concur. Ko easy rara. How are u doing today?

am doing great,though d day is quite slow...hope we r nw gud?no more attacks sha cuz me don tire.

cryptic: I love you!!! You have your way of just making things funny even though u can be very insultive.Anyway, I am a microbiologist, web application developer so I would not make such a dumb mistake. Anyway, in case u dont know, screen name and username can be used interchangeably. Screen name is used bulk of the time by Americans. Happy Sunday sweetheart and have a fun filled day.

I believe i jus had my first lover on nairaland.Being insultive and funny simultaneously is a talent i worked hard to harness..ko easy gan!!

cryptic: I love you!!! You have your way of just making things funny even though u can be very insultive.Anyway, I am a microbiologist, web application developer so I would not make such a dumb mistake. Anyway, in case u dont know, screen name and username can be used interchangeably. Screen name is used bulk of the time by Americans. Happy Sunday sweetheart and have a fun filled day.

I believe i jus had my first lover on nairaland.Being insultive and funny simultaneously is a talent i worked hard to harness..ko easy gan!!

cryptic: me protest? I can see you are psychotic. Are you not half-baked? Why deduce I am a student when you don't even know me? Get some more education and stop fooling around. and what is my business with your name when it sounds crappy? I did not place emphasis on it and tht is why it was misspelt. Plus, who the hell christens their kid that kinda name? Well, if it is a nickname, sounds kinda lame though.

as educated as u r,u ve never come across d word 'username',which explains y u ve a sillier name dan i do.who cares if u r a student or an omonile?instead of accepting ur mistakes,u r tryin to give excuses for it.i doubt u even knw d meaning of d words u u use.watever sha,a hapi sunday to u.

cryptic: what is my business with ur name? And how does being able to spell your name a yardstick for measuring my intelligence? These are the crop of half baked graduates Nigeria produces. You are obviously retar:ded frustrated and moronic. Wetin u go gain if motor jam any one of dem?

seriously,u r starting to piss me off...look who is calling someone half baked!!u r nt even baked at all.if spelling names isnt important to u,try misspelling ur name in an exam or interview,let me see hw far u wud go.stupid creature.try venting ur frustrations elsewhere.am nt in d mood for nitwits lyk u.if ur prob wit me is d 'motor go jam' stuff,den u beta dnt protest at all.