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Hmm...to clear my doubts, give me a location, time and day, I'll come pay you a visit. Even if you live in FBIs safehouse. It's all about clear motives, so ain't scared. BUT, if u are for real, then you're about to venture in a wonderful world of adventure naija style! I love meeting people from other parts of the world. And hopefully, you'll learn a thing or two from us too.
Flyingdutchman0314@gmail.com

Polyethene bag, plastic bag, they are both correct. LEATHER is WRONG. Leather is made from animal hide\skin

georgen2u:
He won buy gun na for Fulani business

The OP made it clear that he isn't a fan of Buhari. BUT he made some analysis which makes sense. He didn't pretend to like Buhari and then bash him- no. He only wishes Buhari to be cautious because the OP is a Nigerian first of. IRONICALLY, it's cos some of you process any political analysis as (a) Progandaists- APC (b) Wailers- PDP, that's why you can't interact with maturity and objectively.

I'M BAACCK!!! WHO DEY TALK THERE! ***sends lightening to roast his ass

Dexema:
see your life oga, y u no first touch am before you go sew costume? people for don use the stone power generate light finish before you come back oo!

IF I GO TOUCH THAT STONE, I GO TURN TO SUPER HERO SHEY? ****runs to tailor to sew a costume

MAY GOD PUNISH YOU

pentag0nal:
I know a couple that have three children. They don't want another child and the wife insisted they adopt a family planning method. They have gone to the hospital and the family planning has been done but even after that, the wife has insisted that the man must use condom anytime they want to have sex.

The man is very unhappy about this and becoming frustrated.

What you think guys, ladies?

Note that there is no case or suspicion of infidelity here, the woman is so afraid of getting pregnant again.

Condom can NEVER be as sweet and natural as Niggar Raw! She might as well get her hubby a new wife, cos her hubby is bound to swing outside. [size=16pt]Clap for her abeg[/size]

Last2comment:
That's a CLASSIC not a LUXURY.

On the contrary bro! Classic= Mega Bucks at the auction stand!

Samjr:
Hello guys,

Please I seriously need a good dog, but I need a smart and courageous dog.. . Please what type of dog do I go for

German Shepherd is the choice for a guard dog. However, Rotts, Bull Mastiff, Pitbull, Dobberman are very courageous and could rip thieves in half. BUT, THEY COULD ALSO KILL OR MAIM YOUR CHILDREN, WIFE OR GUESTS IF NOT PROPERLY TRAINED.
Dobberman,Rottweiler, pitbulls are jealous dogs. They could launch after your sweet, little child. Your choice!

You're the kind of wife who would go out to have sexual relations outside with another man, the moment you suspect your husband is cheating. Clap for yourself! Typical

kilode100:
Reporting at the police station as if Adultery is a crime..


Can the okere abi na wetin be him name fit swear say him no dey yansh another woman?..

Bros, take am easy na!!! My ear wan block !!!

Ussyyn:
Why did they gave her admission at first if they know that she is not applicable..

mccoy47:
Akpabio the stubborn goat! Just wait your time is coming. You and Prince ( your nephew) plundered the resources of akwa ibom for good 8yrs. With that Prince of a boy forming demi god.

What infastructure are you talking about? Roads, staduim and 1 hospital!
Dilapidated state schools, glorified secondary school that you call akwa ibom state polytechnic!

Common!!! For a state that had an average budgetary allocation of 30billion per month.
YOU AKPABIO IS A THIEF!

Sad reflection of our rotting educational sector! Gbagan in abundance

Hmm...this Maima is stroonnng! I say this MAIMA is stronnnng!!!

Dude, try someone else. It's should be more like between 4.5 - 6m

IT HAPPENED TO ME. BUT I STAYED AWAY FROM MINE. DON'T BE DECEIVED, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR HER, YOU ARE DOOMED. STAY AWAY FROM HER. I PRAY THAT HER HUSBAND HAS MILITARY CONNECTIONS.

IT DEPENDS ON THE CIRCUMSTANCE. IF ITS A QUARREL, THEN I'D KNOCK ON THEIR DOOR, GET INTO THE ROOM AND PLEAD WITH HER HUBBY TO CALM DOWN. IF MY SISTER TRIES TO FIGHT BACK OR ABUSE HIM, I'LL SHH HER UP. THEN, I'D ASK THE HUBBY TO TAKE A WALK OUTSIDE WITH ME, AFTER LISTENING TO HIS VERSION OF EVENTS, MY COUNTENANCE WOULD SUDDENLY DEADLY SERIOUS AND I'LL WARN HIM TO NEVER EVER RAISE HIS HANDS ON MY SISTER.

FOR GOD HAS NOT GIVEN US THE SPIRIT OF FEAR, BUT OF COURAGE AND SOUND MIND.

AS AN ORDINARY MAN, MAYBE I WOULD BE BOTHERED. BUT, GOD CREATED ALL ANGELS. HE IS GREATER THAN ANYTHING OR PRINCIPALITY. I'M UNDER HIS HEDGE. THE LORD REBUKE YOU BROS! IF YOU TRY ME, I'VE GOT ONLY ONE WORD: [size=16pt]JESUS[/size] BOW!

HardMirror:
I am lucifer! Be careful! The battles in your life are more than enough don't invite more to yourself.
I have spoken!

SATAN, LET GO OF THIS ONE. HIS SOUL IS NOT FOR YOU

[size=16pt]FOR SATAN IS THE ACCUSER OF ALL BRETHREN"; WAS THAT NOT HOW YOU DECEIVED EVE BY ASKING HER QUESTIONS ABOUT THE FORBIDDEN TREE? NOW, GET THEE BEHIND US SATAN! [/size]

HardMirror:
www.nairaland.com/2876811/confession-atheits-work-satan

I already confessed. Satan our father sent us.
We want to mislead people. You seem to be spirit filled. Good for you

Oya abeg, address the issue I raised. Why shld innocent babies go to hell. Because it is obvious from your post that you agree with me, but just seeking to distract people from the issue I brought forth

The passage you quoted does not address the many times god had destroyed children and commanded that everybody including babies be killed.

[size=16pt]ITS SOOOOO EASY TO IDENTIFY DISGRUNTLED SATAN! HE TRIES TO BRING THE ENVIED MAN DOWN WITH HIM. JESUS SAID " IF YE BE LIKE THESE LITTLE CHILDREN, YE SHALL ENTER THE KINGDOM OF GOD" SATAN WWHHHHOOOOOOOOO! NTOOR! [/size]

RIP

DON'T MIND THEM! NEXT TIME, GIVE ME YOUR TICKET, LET ME SAVE YOU THIS ORDEAL AND FLY ON YOUR BEHALF INSTEAD!

A REAL MAN WILL TAKE HER TO HER HOUSE, DROP HER THERE, AND RUN AWAY FASSSSSSSST!!!

I PLAYFULLY TIED A ROPE AROUND HER FINGER ONCE AND SAID IT WAS A SYMBOL OF OUR FRIENDSHIP (I WAS A BROKE ASS NIGGAR THEN). I KEPT THAT PIECE OF ROPE IN MY EMPTY WALLET FOR THREE YEARS UNTIL I GOT A JOB. AS SOON AS I GOT A GOOD JOB, GUESS WHAT I DID?

YOU DO NOT LOVE YOUR WIFE. YOU ARE A SPINELESS MAN!

lastpage:
Apart from what have been said, it is wrong!

It is Hormones that makes a woman lactate.
When you start having sex with her while breast-feeding, her body chemistry changes (natures way of regulating pregnancy) to that of a mother that is not breast-feeding.
The new hormone combination is POISONOUS to the baby, who gets it through the breast milk.

Just watch as that baby develops illness and looses weight rapidly.

I am speaking from experience and seen it on others so many times



Lastpage!

THAT ONLY HAPPENS WHEN YOU SLEEP OUTSIDE, CONTRACT AN STD UNKNOWINGLY, AND DISCHARGE INTO YOUR WIFE WHAT YOU HAVE ACQUIRED FROM SLUTS. THE STD COULD AFFECT THE CHILD. ITS NOT THE ACTUAL SEX, BUT THE STD

HAVE YOU FINISHED EMPTYING YOUR LEG IN THE FLOOD? BACK TO BACK GRAMMAR. GBAGAN TI TAKE OVER!

Amen!!! I believe!!!