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Proserpina:
Well He doesn't like good girls anyways so you are perfect!!!


When is the wedding? I wan chop party jollof

🤣🤣🤣 You nor serious oh.


Na your own I dey wait for. Make Una nor carry me handicap abeg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1. I don't eat chicken head. I don't eat animal head at all.
2. I looooooooove chicken feet. So yummy!
3. I don't eat fish head either. Ewww.
4. I don't drink garri.

Proserpina:
In Tallesty's voice

Are you a good lady?

I'm not a good lady at allllllllllllll.

Proserpina:
Very late

I didn't miss your shot Sha

God have mercy upon his children.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Eunoiaa:
I hear you. 👍

😂😂

Stoppppppppp. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SweetBuns:
I love how the thread was completely derailed

I know right. Too sweet.

Proserpina:
What a thread!

You came late to the parry.

Eunoiaa:
Agba shooter. 🤭🤭

Mango please. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's not even like that. Twas just a joke.

qtguru:
I'm ready, I just need to catch one rapist, in the past we've almost beat one, but it was false accusation. I dey find blood spill

Small small oh, Egbon.

qtguru:
Day by day I'm beginning to understand Jennyclay.

Finally, Jennyclay has been vindicated. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tallesty1:
People call me Dogo or Tallest, which is a normal name for anyone with a height advantage. I added a Y to make it more personal.

I like tall women, just not my kind of tall. It doesn't fit or seem okay for a woman.

Tell your neighbor that I like her already.

Lol interesting. You must be really tall then.

That's weird, cos I've seen some really tall guys follow their female counterparts.

Hahahaha okay. I will tell her.

Tallesty1:
Everything is kind to women, isn't it?

Everything, except we, here

Last time I met my cousin, who is also tall for a woman, she refused a hug because she didn't know where to put her hands.

Good news for me too, because I understand her confusion, albeit differently. I can't be pressing people's heads in the name of a hug.

A man my height is cool, but a woman my height... Omoh, nah to abort the mission.

Oh wow. It means you must be really tall. That's cool. Is that why you chose your monicker?

Lol. You don't like tall women? Why?

Tall women are actually really attractive.

Do you like short women like me? Asking for a neighbour.

Tallesty1:
I talk am.

Tall for a woman like they are measured differently.

Hahahaha.

But it's true na. A 5'7 woman is not same as a 5'7 man.

Tallesty1:
Give Ishilove a school uniform and watch her height of 5.6 or so turn to 4.5.

The lady is actually tall for a woman, very tall, but a woman's height and a man's height are kind of different. I am not sure why. A 5.6 lady will look taller than a 5.8 guy. It is weird.

Lmao, you're rude oh. 🤣🤣🤣

Yes, Poco is tall for a woman. I'm not even up to her height sef.

Men's height is on another level on its own. Very crazy stuff.

Tallesty1:
Nah so. Women are usually shorter than appear.


You will see them looking tall and all but give them school uniform and they will become short teenagers.

Poco no tall anything, na because she hasn't snapped a picture with tall people, I remember meeting a lady who claimed she was 6ft+ and she did look very tall but when we met, the height disappeared.

Which one come be school uniform and short teenagers? Wetin be this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hahahaha. Maybe the camera angles the said lady used to snap pictures made her look tall.

Tallesty1:
Shift small make Ishilove and Pocohantas join you for that bench.

Poco isn't short oh. Dey play.

GloriousGbola:
fixed it for you to make it easier

Justice for short women. Lol.

pocohantas:
Yea. As a taller woman, you begin to realise most men are not that tall and 6ft plus guys are kinda scarce.





I stopped visiting that section. But something or someone dey always lead me there. E suppose trend because "they" [you know who], love threads like this.

Apt.

Tall girls sef dey scarce too. And when they're tall, they're TALL.




Sameeeeee. I don't visit Romance section, so many daft threads there. Na always person dey lead me to am.

pocohantas:
I have always been convinced Nigerian men think they are tall because most women are not up to 5'6. Now I know I am right.

The average Nigerian woman is between 5'4-5'6 if I'm not mistaken.

pocohantas:
I don't know how she discovers them herself.

25 - 34 is such a huge age gap.
Makes me wonder how old the OP is.

I know right.

My age dey there at least. I don qualify but na that 5ft 7 disqualify me.

Eunoiaa:
🤣🤣

For real?

And I did not go looking for it o. I just stumbled on it in the Romance section and I decided to troll.

Yes oh. Every time. You and Perse. 🤣🤣

Lmao. Oh alright. I hardly enter Romance section except I see your comments.

Eunoiaa:
Na only that 5'7" disqualify me sha. 😒

You always lead me to weird threads.

Prison isn't a place to be. When you hear some inmates experience especially those who are there unjustly, you'd weep uncontrollably.

It makes you glow throughout the day...