₦airaland Forum

Magnoliaa:
See, I was in tears. 😂😂

"Honorable Justice: I am sentencing this man to 3 life and 26 years for the crime of rxpe.

Prosecuting attorney: Oh, you ate and left no crumbs, my Lord."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3 life and 26years indeed. So funny. Them think say e be like that.

Magnoliaa:
Folake4u, come and see this TikTok video. 🤣🤣🤣

When I tell you I've been laughing my ass out, fr. Check the comments too.



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM6dMoBAM/

The comments are more hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Your Honour, my client is Aries... His Zodiac sign justifies his attitude". Leeemao.

Lol. How Cancel Culture wan exist for Nigeria when majority of its citizens are hungry. 😂😂

Magnoliaa:
I'm so sorry, babe.

Thank you, my darling.

Magnoliaa:
Wow 🥺.

Mehnnnnn, my sister, e nor easy.

Omoooo. Where will I start from?

GloriousGbola:
the highrt the poverty you are born in, the more a relationship is just a packaged transaction on both sides.

Lol. I can't relate at all.

jaxxy:
ok maybe they do but can u tell me what that love is based on? what does she look for when finding love??

Lol. Na you dey do yourself oh.

jaxxy:
we are not arguing. Just sharing our minds. Lol

I might learn from u.

Oh well, I'd just drop this here and move on.

I don't agree that the average Nigerian woman do not understand love or have feelings.

Nigerian women infact love HARD.

Maybe you've not experienced this before? Or whatever.

Bye.

jaxxy:
u saw the average girl right not all?

So tell me what u disagree with? Let's have a discussion.

Wo. I nor get strength for long talk. I said I found your post amusing, that's all.

jaxxy:
agree or disagree?

I totally disagree.

ednut1:
where did i say its bad 😆

Lol. You were making it sound like it's bad na.

E ma binu.

ednut1:
Spa, multiple vacations, home furnishings, latest car, hair, pedicure and manicure, waxing, dining out, channel bags, designer cloths, Beyonce / Mariah Carey/ Burna shows, investments 😁

These things nor bad na.

jaxxy:
The average Nigerian lady doesn't really care about or understand love or real feelings. They just want someone they can use and so when they are up in vantage position they think guys not in a higher/better postion also want to use them.


The concept of love is abstract or strange to them. I love u to them mean I can use u or take advantage of u.

I find this amusing. Lol.

Nazgul:
So you hangout with agberos?

Chie. Nothing way Nazgul no go see for this life.

They're cool people actually.

Acidosis:
Very very obvious.

Certainly.

Acidosis:
Speak for yourself.

Lol. I envy you guys getting agitated over this guy's matter. Y'all really have time mehnn.

Just as Israel is, his friends are one and the same. Like minds isonu.

By the way, this guy has been giving loser vibes since he called out his ex who dumped him in 2001. I just knew once that he has low self-esteem issues.

Nazgul:
And I'll watch you a woman nack plank on my head and body and do absolutely nothing.

You're really overestimating your strength.

Lol. The agberos will hold you while I do the planking.

Caprisun.

GloriousGbola:
you never do 2 weeks in lagos you don already turn to agbero

I can adjust anywhere in the world.

On Sunday, I was standing at my bus stop holding my umbrella in the rain and one agbero came to join me. We were gisting nonstop, he even found a danfo for me.

Nazgul:
This matter is getting serious. My life is being threatened with plank.

I know that it's the devil talking.... receive fire in Jesus mighty name. 🙏

Why you dey fear plank? It's just hits on your head and body parts, that's all.

You'd be fine.

GloriousGbola:
People have always had issues figuring out my ethnicity.

I have been told I look Ibo or fulani. Def not yoruba

At multiple instances in the market traders have started speaking igbo to me in the heat of bargaining.

Lmao. I can totally relate.

Acidosis:
This is exactly how I like it, my dear. I enjoy leaving people puzzled about matters of ethnicity.

Yeah, same.

I like it when they try to solve the puzzle.

Acidosis:
You want them to bear Ayo, Chinedu, and Adamu so you can use tribalism to finish their destiny?

If I have my way, I will avoid all native names from Nigeria's major tribes (Yoruba, Igbo, and Hausa).

A Mark John is more likely to get a University admission from any Southwestern University than a Chinedu. A Jenifer Confidence is also more likely to get a job in Igboland than a Nurudeen Ayoola.

Y'all pathetic decendants of racists and losers will preach one thing and do another.

Valid points, Acid.

My father did something like this to me.
People have to ask me twice my state of origin.

In all honesty, I prefer answering my native name. My English name na just formality.

GloriousGbola:
Naira Marley said big yansh is better than degree

But you lucked out.

You have big nyash and degree

Your cup runneth ovah.

Degree over big yansh >>>>>>>>>>>