₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVCvXFDQdVc?si=f4NOFOUkYbTqvbNP

That is Folake4u's favourite musician.

Na only this song I like na and it's cos he repped the Benin culture well.

Fried Rice. My favourite food. Anyday, anytime.

Purvan:
It's people like you that mislead young boys into doing illict activities because of discomfort of their parents feeding them

You have comprehension issues.

obembet:
Am telling u, many of them stil dey owe palm credit

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Jewessgratitud3:
Na today? Trolling got nothing on me. My dear, forget. Nothing wey ears never hear before.

Alright then, if you say so.

Cheers!

Phyna, speak for yourself please. And stop fooling yourself on cyberspace.

How that girl won BBN is not surprising at all. Nigerians really like rewarding badly behaved people.

obembet:
This should be highly confidential... All this premature Nairalander boys will use this information again her in future

You know this. People that are still eating "Mummy thank you".

In all honesty, you do not owe any Nairalander this true story.

Most likely they will use this against you and troll you for being sincere.

I wish you the very best in your pursuit of happiness.

I'm seriously appalled by some stupid comments here.

Which one is "Women should be more careful?"

Careful of what? Of existing? Make me understand.

So it's now a crime to visit one's partner?

Why will a man murder a woman and cut her into parts? No matter the crime committed against a woman, Nigerians will still blame the woman.

And this isn't just about boyfriend-girlfriend relationship. Even married men butcher their wives.

People are just wicked.

I'm Gen Z but I don't even know more than half of these abbreviations.

Be like say I be old woman oh.

Nazgul:
That can only happen if he has big Gbola. A big Gbola can put food on the table of a broke boy, courtesy of his satisfied girlfriend or sugar mummy. 😏

Well, good for them oh.

Nazgul:
I didn't get this?


He would certainly die of hunger should he tow the path that has women on it.

I'm only helping a broke student manage his dwindling resources.

Lol. I meant, one understanding babe can help his ministry, double his 5k to 10k. He might just be lucky.

Well-done Sir.

kkins25:
It's the role play for me >>>>>>>>>>

You dey feel am abi?

Soft skills.

Every day I thank God for my self worth.

airprince:
Okay thanks do you know the time?

Please go through the thread. You'd understand the process better.

kkins25:
Ah, let me dust my CV. I'm looking for internship.

We currently do not have internship program in our establishment. Maybe we'd consider this in the nearest future.

GloriousGbola:
I am interested

Please confirm that this will be a one on one interaction with direct feedback from the instructor.
And multiple performance assement sessions

Training in handling of mammary glands
Gluteus maximus, erogenous zones, g spot, cunninlingus, digital, oral and penile penetration

😈😈

Thank you for your interest, prospective client.

We are a team of trained professionals who'd give assessment sessions to our clients. It's preferred if you'd come with your partner for comfort.

Our wonderful free package for couples include: Deep tissue massage or Nuru massage depending on partners choice.

kkins25:
Hope it's not PDF?

No Sir.

I have a team of trained professionals who'd attend to our clients.

Blessedarethepe:
You will be a good educator on sex.
Can you take me on a short course about satisfying a lady?

Give me 500k for the short course. It's an introductory course with 10 modules.

Nazgul:
Yes o, he has to avoid women if he wants to effectively manage that money. Women would only make his life more miserable.


I analyze things based on the available resources on ground and provide a possible solution. (At least that's what data analysts do)

Lol. One Reason with me babe fit double him 5k to 10k.

If he decides that something must kill a man and follow woman, that's really on him.

Well done oh, Sapa manager.

Babtunz:
None committed. In fact, I'm taking notes of your wisdom.

Stop etttt.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Babtunz:
I thought your job is to advise and represent clients on legal matters. When did you start a venture in sexology?

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Na why I nor like to dey talk too much be this oh.


Can I know my offence?🥲

doggedfighter:
So you couldn't include konji budget in this your calculations ?


We are here. Let's see how it goes !

Don't mind him oh. He suppose budget at least 1k for condom.

Persephone1:


No be set up oooo, wait till i tell you to submit 20 minutes visual presentation nah .

You are very correct Sis! Little wonder they complain that their women hoard sex from them. If she enjoys it at least 90% will she hoard? That's why they have plenty side chicks and debit alert. Mumu people

Perse please!!! 😭😭🤣🤣

Women enjoy sex when their partner is keen on exploring their bodies. Heck, most men just want to pound abi dig, as if they're digging well. They don't even care if their wives are pleased. And that's why many women haven't experienced orgasm in their lives. Many won't even experience till they die.

Some of them can't even press boobs well. I see some of them squeeze pure water sachet, I imagine them squeezing their partner's boobs like that too and I cringe. That thing can be painful when not handled well.

I don't even blame women that hoard sex oh. If na me, I go begin press phone.

And yes, you're right. If they channel the money spent in chasing side chicks to investing in their wives and pleasuring her, there will be more happy homes.

But they don't understand this logic. The case of a fool and his money are soon parted.

doggedfighter:
You feel the pain wella
Until you come draw diagram join 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣
😂🤣😂

I need sexual advice too

You know a picture is worth a thousand words. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nazgul:
Eat at cheap roadside vendors. Those ones don't sell by plate, they sell by spoon. So you can buy yam N200, Beans N100. Avoid buying any kind or form of meat. At night you can buy elewa and bread. Maybe elewa N200 bread N200. That's N700 for the day. 700 multiplied by 7 days would give you 4,900 for the week. The additional N100 would be for pure water.

For this to work, you must avoid women. They would only scatter your slim budget and leave you on a compulsory fasting.

Lmao which one be avoid women again? If him like, make him dash woman the 5k and starve.

But how did you analyze this budget, Naz. 😭😭😭

doggedfighter:
Folake4u, are you sure law is your calling ?

Omg ! Omg !!

Behold our sex therapist and counsellor !👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋

DG, wetin be this? 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

Nor be only sex therapist. This is just basic knowledge nau. I feel his wife's pain. 🥲

Persephone1:
In no less than 500 words kindly explain the picture uploaded in simple and concise grammar.

Your time start now

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See set up oh.

But on a more serious note, many men don't understand the romance assignment.

Ayodeoba:
Hello Nairaland, pls I seek for your opinions about this isssue affecting our marriage life.
We re young couple, we just got married.
My wife had always been shouting of pain whenever we re having sex, I believe sex is meant to be enjoyed btw two party.
Any one with remedies or medication to use. Kindly help

Firstly, Congratulations on your marriage.

My humble opinion:

Maybe you should communicate with her on what she likes, and what turns her on (feet, neck, hand, boobs etc).

Focus more on romance, dry humping or whatever than the actual act itself. Make sure she's lubricated too. You can spice the sexual act itself by playing sensual songs that can get into her feelings too.

Instead of going straight to penetration.

Massive victory for Nigeria.

One interesting thing about the P&ID judgment is that it was delivered via email.
Simply amazing!

Meanwhile in Nigeria, judgment MUST be delivered in an open court.

Maybe it's time to reconsider our stance on judgment delivery.