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jaxxy:
The average Nigerian lady doesn't really care about or understand love or real feelings. They just want someone they can use and so when they are up in vantage position they think guys not in a higher/better postion also want to use them.


The concept of love is abstract or strange to them. I love u to them mean I can use u or take advantage of u.

I find this amusing. Lol.

Nazgul:
So you hangout with agberos?

Chie. Nothing way Nazgul no go see for this life.

They're cool people actually.

Acidosis:
Very very obvious.

Certainly.

Acidosis:
Speak for yourself.

Lol. I envy you guys getting agitated over this guy's matter. Y'all really have time mehnn.

Just as Israel is, his friends are one and the same. Like minds isonu.

By the way, this guy has been giving loser vibes since he called out his ex who dumped him in 2001. I just knew once that he has low self-esteem issues.

Nazgul:
And I'll watch you a woman nack plank on my head and body and do absolutely nothing.

You're really overestimating your strength.

Lol. The agberos will hold you while I do the planking.

Caprisun.

GloriousGbola:
you never do 2 weeks in lagos you don already turn to agbero

I can adjust anywhere in the world.

On Sunday, I was standing at my bus stop holding my umbrella in the rain and one agbero came to join me. We were gisting nonstop, he even found a danfo for me.

Nazgul:
This matter is getting serious. My life is being threatened with plank.

I know that it's the devil talking.... receive fire in Jesus mighty name. 🙏

Why you dey fear plank? It's just hits on your head and body parts, that's all.

You'd be fine.

GloriousGbola:
People have always had issues figuring out my ethnicity.

I have been told I look Ibo or fulani. Def not yoruba

At multiple instances in the market traders have started speaking igbo to me in the heat of bargaining.

Lmao. I can totally relate.

Acidosis:
This is exactly how I like it, my dear. I enjoy leaving people puzzled about matters of ethnicity.

Yeah, same.

I like it when they try to solve the puzzle.

Acidosis:
You want them to bear Ayo, Chinedu, and Adamu so you can use tribalism to finish their destiny?

If I have my way, I will avoid all native names from Nigeria's major tribes (Yoruba, Igbo, and Hausa).

A Mark John is more likely to get a University admission from any Southwestern University than a Chinedu. A Jenifer Confidence is also more likely to get a job in Igboland than a Nurudeen Ayoola.

Y'all pathetic decendants of racists and losers will preach one thing and do another.

Valid points, Acid.

My father did something like this to me.
People have to ask me twice my state of origin.

In all honesty, I prefer answering my native name. My English name na just formality.

GloriousGbola:
Naira Marley said big yansh is better than degree

But you lucked out.

You have big nyash and degree

Your cup runneth ovah.

Degree over big yansh >>>>>>>>>>>

My client posted a video of him chilling with Naira Marley today. Make I go drag am to pay my fees.

Nazgul:
So devil is living inside you. Ah na wa o. 😩

Where is falseprophet when you need him. 🥴

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I will wipe you 2by2 plank now.

Rubbish!

Nazgul:
That's because we've been winning. 🙄

If I remember correctly, you dragged me in our last UCL game with Copenhagen.

Lol. The devil has gone to sleep for a while, she's still resting. Don't awaken the beast in her.

Nazgul:
De play. If ManUtd lost shey na wetin you for de talk be this?

I go de drag you like tiger gen every week cos Chelsea de go relegation this season. Nothing can save them.

Lol. If you even noticed, I haven't even dragged you for a while.

Nazgul:
Ehen na.

Lol. I kuku nor get your time these days.

I'm pretty much sure this is an old picture because attachment don cost now oh.

joseph1832:
well probably not here, but outside here, away from prying eyes and wagging tongues... Hell Yeah.

There will be no need for that, Sir.

joseph1832:
No be about argument. I just wan know if you be from Edo state and from where, shikena.

Is that necessary?

Nazgul:
Yes o make e wake abeg. Shey sleep never taya am?

Lol. Abi you dey miss our football bants?

joseph1832:
where exactly in Edo? You were born there is way different from you are from there.

Lol. I nor wan argue, nor worry.

iamoyindamola:
Yes ke
I love it

Interesting discovery.

Nazgul:
So you have trouble?

Trouble dey sleep, yanga go wake am oh.

GloriousGbola:


A word of advice. Do not put personsal stuff on your office laptop. One way or another, the it people will eventually see every last thing on your office device

Nah. I have known that rule for a really long time. Thanks still.

GloriousGbola:
I was younger then and I could easily figure out or access passwords and they were all extremely careless or carefree with their security and their office pcs/laptops. Sometimes they would give you direct access.

So let's just say I saw emails, chats, declarations of love and pictures.

The pictures you saw, was it nude?

iamoyindamola:
Wow why didn't I follow an edo woman

Can you handle small stubbornness?

joseph1832:
which Edo state is this happening? Obviously not the one I know of.

Lol. I was born there.

GloriousGbola:
No red flags ooo

The oga at the top was an all around nice guy who unfortunately had his prick as his weakness. And she used it well.

For the husband I will say she was more successful than him.

There is a lot more to the story though I guess in the end it was more about the woman than her tribe

But I think (you can correct me if I am wrong) edo don't carry marriage on their head the way Yorubas or Ibos do.

Hmmmm.

There's more to this story sha.

But on a norms, Edo folks don't really carry marriage on their head. Any small thing, them don comot husband auz., or instead of marriage, cohabitation.

And if wahala dey, they easily return bride price ASAP!

GloriousGbola:
I was afraid this would happen

It is purely anecdotal.

But the way that boss in my office effectively used and discarded two men - first her husband and then our oga at the top - it was something else.

Lol. You already know.

Edo women are the best actually. Sweet, stubborn and alladat. We still dey put men for their place.

Do you know if she saw red flags in those men? Some of us would rather walk away from anything or people disturbing our peace of mind.