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Acidosis:
I go buy you Caprisun When you clock 18, we will talk about the other one

Smh. Don't play me.

Acidosis:
"Chronicles of a Broke Kopa"?? Habaa 😂

Sha remember to upload full JPEGS for us

Ehen na. No shi shi gum me.

I nor dey upload anything until you buy me iPhone and Caprisun.

Acidosis:
Ahan... You be cash madam oo That madam no lie abeg. You no resemble corper.

No dey hide your face. You're covered. I dey your back

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I nor be cash madam abeg. Make una hide me.
I go soon start to dey write Chronicles of a Broke FG Kopa.

Lmaooo. I hear you.

Acidosis:
Okay?


Too early to squeeze face

See am oh.

I nor dey smile for morning.

Acidosis:
You (in your uniform)


Why you dey squeeze face?

Leemao. Okay.


Why I nor go squeeze face?

Acidosis:
Send JPEGS, I want to confirm sontin..

Wetin you wan see.

I'm here again to share my 2023 train ride experience. Abuja - Itakpe - Agbor - Benin

One of my friends was curious and wanted to have an adventure and voila!

We boarded a vehicle from Abuja to Itakpe, Kogi State for 6k. We left Zuba Park at 10am and got to Itakpe at 1:30pm.

Getting to Itakpe railway station, we met some "agberos" disguising as police officers and holding guns met us and pleaded we pay them money to get "tickets". In their words, you don't need to go to the counter to pay, we as police officers have slot in the train and you'd be assigned to us, we will sit with you guys.
My friend who's a JJC in train ride almost listened to them and so I asked them a question "How will we get the tickets then? "What are we going to show the ticketing officers when we board?"

It then dawned on them that I was a pro in train rides and so they left me alone. 😂😂😂
They wanted to persuade my friend too but he knew better from my body language.

We went to the counter and paid 5k for train tickets and showed our Nysç ID cards too.
The desk officer say I nor resemble corper.
Wahala.

And then, it was time to check in. You can't baord without showing your train tickets. It was then my friend realized that those police officers wanted to scam us. Looool.

NB: For prospective train travellers, I beg you in the name of whatever you serve, DO NOT GIVE MONEY TO ANYBODY except the desk officer in charge of train tickets.

The train departed at 2pm and got to Agbor at 5:30pm.

PS: If you're hungry, the train staff sell snacks varying from sweet potato chips, cheeseballs, gala, fried peppered chicken, biscuits, drinks and codedly Action bitters.

At every train stop, you'd meet hawkers selling food, you can be quick and buy food from them too cos the train stops at every station to board or discharge passengers for about 10mins.

5:30pm: We arrived Agbor station and already the taxis going to Benin were full and passengers paid 3k-4k for the trip. We saw a vehicle going to Agbor town and we boarded that, paid N1,500. The driver dropped us at a park headed to Benin and we paid N1200 each.

Finally entered my house 9pm due to bad roads.

Cotinkandy:
Yea I'm enjoying some peace and tranquility 🤗 trying so hard to block out all the stress that living in Nigeria brings

Awww nice.

Pele Mami. We will all be fine. 😊

Cotinkandy:
Not at all o, you're very correct.

I hope you're enjoying the holiday?

Acidosis:
Kids don't use iPhones You want Capri Sun abi na Caprisonne?

Kids use oh. Dey play!

I want an iPhone and Caprisun. I'm not greedy.

Acidosis:
Big woman like you

I'm a child please and please.

Acidosis:
So you believe this false prophet?

As he prophesy money, I nor mind.

Acidosis:
You won't tell me to invest or buy land?

No boo.

I don see that skit before.

Acidosis:


My dear, if I buy you iPhone 15, you go collect am? 🤐🤐

I go collect am oh.

Cotinkandy:
Hahahaha this is so funny Folake abeg no kii person

But I nor lie na.

Acidosis:
LMAO

So my dear, you go buy for me?

Regrets and mistakes are memories made.

Acidosis:
That's why you're a false prophet na.

Btw, folake4u is not materialistic

Hahaha dey play.

I identify as "Have you sent the money?".

Magnoliaa:
Pele. 😥

Thanks Mango.

Geminita:
Alright, let me reach out on WhatsApp. It's urgent

Okay dear.

Geminita:
Good evening, sis. Please, check your mail

Hello Gem Gem. I cant access my NL email account now.

When i can fix the issues, I'd reply.

Magnoliaa:
Folake4u, what happened??

How come?

Ah.



Omg, I can't even imagine that. Where does one want to start from? 😭

Can you take it to a phone technician? They might be able do something?

I'm so so so sorry. 💔

I dont even knowww.

I genuinely feel like crying but the tears have failed me.

The phone wiped everything. Phone memory is clean AF like factory new.

Magnoliaa:
🤞👌.



Have a great morning, dear. 😄

Have a lovely day ahead, Mango baby. 😊

Magnoliaa:
All of us, a*****os. 🙊😅

You can't shame the shameless.😂😂😂😂😂