₦airaland Forum

Acidosis:
May be your taste too high 😋

Wahala wahala everywhere.

Acidosis:
My dear, nor be shade oo. You see that man you love and enjoy making his meal? Marry him.

I never see any man wey I like, talkless to cook for am.

Acidosis:
You're useless to a partner who finds more happiness in spending your money at fancy restaurants than in cooking for you.

And yeah, you don't have to agree 😉👍

Na wa oh. Broda Acid. Which kain shade be this na.

marvellously:
Yeah and I have collected my certificate and everything from my uni pheew

Nice one.

Are you still interested in the NLS Abuja posting? The person said it's not free sha.

Eunoiaa:
I am fine, baby. How have you been? 🥺

I'm glad to hear that, darling.

Not bad at all. Here and there as usual.

Eunoiaa:
Folakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My love, whataguan?

marvellously:
Don't mind them

Good to hear you've registered for NLS.

Loool.

Men! Whether this story is true or not, I have to give a standing ovation. You just have to applaud the audacity of Men!

They want what they want and do not give a fuçk about what anyone thinks or whose ox is gored. They ain't trying to get picked, they tell you what they want and you're gonna take it or leave it.

I want Nigerian women to have this audacity too.

ednut1:
how much will you pay 😆

Urgent 2k.

Ride a bicycle: ❌
Swim:❌
Drive:❌
Fry plantain without eating:✅✅✅✅✅
Play a sport:✅✅✅✅✅
Can prepare swallow✅✅✅✅✅
Can prepare soup:✅✅✅✅✅
Can go a month without soda:✅✅✅✅✅
Can go a month without alcohol;✅✅✅✅✅
Can go a week without taking garri:✅✅✅✅✅

Nice pictures.

ednut1 Come teach me how to ride bicycle.

Up Blues!💙💙💙💙

Nigerians and their obsession with From Grass to Grace stories.

How many of you are married to the women that was with you in your humble beginnings.

By leaving them alone.

Farfalla:

Farfalla what you want to embark on is denjelos.

Uhm. How does one wash the interior of the claypot when it's dirty?

Farfalla:
Oh she will. The whöre will have her cake and eat it.

"To start chaos is easy" - Tinubu (2023).

Farfalla:
That's why I encourage you to either japa from that cave or minimize your interaction with the neanderthals.

I'm telling you oh because what is this weird obsession with women's lives all time!!!

Come on now, he's never been caught fuçking responsible women.

Insecure men have this weird obsession with "humbling" women with the Marriage talk everytime.

Fuçking losers.

Nazgul:
Eyah...sorry.

My people been wan give me hypertension today. God abegeth thee.