GUNITGuy: Then stop advertising yourself for sex and displaying your wares to be bought no one would bid for you....Your mind manipulation of blaming men for offering yourself for transactional sex is plain stupid ...... Present yourself as a woman of dignity and honor see if any man would come and demand sex from you for money..... Go and find how your gender also use the same mode to get jobs, favors, promotion and even contract to outbid men in the same competition for the same jobs, promotion in cooperate bodies ....Please don't start the men this that you know it's your fault ....Your gender don't want to be accountable but want to gain gain gain
Put your money in an accessible account.. Travel to the North with someone very knowledgeable in cars, preferably your kin, Kano or Katsina in particular, and seek out very neat specimens of the 2008 or 2009 Honda Civic.. You go get am at most 1.6-1-8m each.. You should be able to get 3 of such Civics for that your 7m and still more than enough left over for their moving back to your base, minor fixes, registration and miscellaneous...Some of the vehicles in those areas are practically toks and are well maintained because the average Northerner dey maintain moto die..
No too worry about custom papers.. Don't register the vehicle with brand new plates.. The VIO in those states will legit register the vehicle even with 2nd hand 5-year old plates whose original vehicles have been either scrapped or totalled in an accident.. They will format that plate's data on the reg database and register your vehicle on the plates.. if customs see your moto plates and coupled with its age, dem no go even look you twice... Make sure you register in those Northern States like Bauchi, Katsina, Kano, Plateau or even Abuja.. Police for South dey dey very careful with vehicles with such plates because dem no dey too sure which influential Northerner has a stake or owns such vehicle.. Carry Katsina plates enter Lag make you see as popo go dey avoid you .. Complete the scare by putting Muslim prayer mat for back windscreen if you wish
I would advice the vehicles from different vendors and not let any of the vendors that you are looking to buy 4 of such vehicles, for security purposes wey you suppose understand.. Spread your purchase across like 3 Northern states if possible, because most car dealers in a state know each other and spread info among themselves...
After the purchase and washing and setting the vehicles, quietly install a tracker on them, and programme a duplicate key for each vehicle... and then give them out on hire purchase only.. And insist on the hiree dropping a non-refundable fee of at least 700k, then a weekly remittance of maybe 40k until he pays off maybe 2.2m or whatever price you consider fit for the vehicle , which if not paid 3 times entitles you to repossess the vehicle and the initial 700k will be forfeited by hiree. Find a good lawyer to help you with the details on that and a watertight agreement to that effect .... And yes, hiree will be responsible for all repairs and servicing of the vehicle... Whether e use am for bolt uber, or use am dey carry people go drop for hellfire, or even park am for house dey look am like TV, e no concern you.. Your own is that his weekly payments shouldn't slip at most 3 times.. Any mezevu, you track your vehicle down and repossess it.. No look anybody face.
Of course you won't tell hirer you have installed tracker in vehicle or that you have a duplicate key for the vehicle .. Hirer fails to pay you as agreed, you quietly track down the vehicle and repossess it back to your house.. Nigerians are very useless people.. If you no use wisdom and a bit of wickedness deal with them, dem go send you go village...
I know this because I have quite a number of vehicles given out on hire purchase.. And na so I do am... Till date, I am good.nothing concern me with repair and maintenance or say VIO catch driver.. Na my weekly cash concern me even if hiree say im entire lineage die .. .. I am so paranoid I installed two trackers in my vehicles.. One in the general area wey Pesin fit see and another far inside the engine firewall.. U go almost dismantle the moto before you fit see that one.. . . One time I had to track one of my vehlces all the way to Badagry all the way from Abuja, when hirer disappeared without trace for weeks.. E shock am as I knock for im house with Anti-robbery squad from Abuja.. And Nigga just paid 600k initial deposit for hire purchase and disappeared 2 weeks after .. His pregnant wife cried and begged for her thieving husband, but I sha do the tin wey dey my mind.. Last I checked, nigga caught chronic hepatitis in prison...
Spot on!
I do car registration for people in my state and they always prefer Northern plate numbers like Abuja. They know the implication of it and it is hot cake business for me.
VIO and Police most times avoid Northern plate numbers like plague. Them nor want wahala. 😂😂😂
Complete the scare by putting Muslim prayer mat for back windscreen if you wish
Hahahaha. I have a female friend that puts Muslim prayer mat in her car specifically for that purpose.
Nazgul: Ah! So you want to break Hilda Baci's record. I thought you don't use to cook.
Lol. I can't even attempt to break her record. Ordinary stew on Sunday, I sat on the kitchen's stool after 30mins.
You people dey misunderstand person oh. I cook as a matter of fact for family and friends. I said it is in relationships that don't lead to anywhere that I draw the line.
SHIVA001: No special time for nacks, anytime he hungry me I nack, as long as na my wife. This Kain girl i go Dey nack am before and after food, we go nack for kitchen as she Dey cook and after i also belleful I go still nack also steamy nack serious one make I keep my balls empty
Okay Mr. Knacker, all protocols duly observed, your point has been noted.
SHIVA001: See if you take life too serious like this, I’m so sorry for you oo. Catch cruise and be happy oo, all your seriousness never make you build house for banana island oo, it literally means her man will enjoy her, and you took it serious like this na wa oo.
Lol. And who says I don't catch cruise? You don jam Cruise Queen oh.
And has catching cruise made you build house in Banana Island?
GloriousGbola: it is one of the things that really really really pisses me off. FRSC needs to start a serious campaign about safe driving habits
or you will see people putting jerrycans of petrol in the back seats of their cars
the average nigerian is juts a big accident waiting to happen.
and when they have a near miss, na to run to church to say devil is a liar instead of doing a safety review
I'm very shocked to hear that people lap babies while driving. What I know is them having baby seats at the passenger's seat and putting an inscription Baby on board at the back of their car.
That jerrycan in the back seat of car is ALL SHADES OF WRONG!!!!!!!!!! I've witnessed it in Benin when I was still a student. The bus caught fire. We ran out immediately it happened. Na God save us that day.