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GloriousGbola:
our lawyer says pikin can give informed consent

Yes oh. Kids give informed consent oh.

I also tell children not to allow anyone touch them without their consent.

My little contribution to the society.

Nazgul:
I love kids especially the cute ones,

But I don't steal their Cheeseballs and Caprisun like you do. I tell them stories and make them feel happy.

But I'm not holding you na our Nairaland policewoman.

Everybody loves cute kids.

It's not stealing jor. I'm taking it with their permission. Consent is KEY, there is no coercision whatsoever.

Stories ke? That's nice.



Lmao. Rest in Jesus name abeg. NL policewoman na person monicker.

Nazgul:
Sitting there kwa so that those kids would use cry and noise to deaf my ear abi. Thanks but I think I'll pass. 😒

Na you know. As far as I'm concerned it was a dream and whether you like it or not you're a policewoman to me.

😂😂😂😂It's true. Those their crying dey vex me. Na the children wey nor dey cry, I dey befriend chop their things. The rest kids I dash them to the Sunday School teacher. I nor fit for wahala.

Naz, biko leave me alone.

Nazgul:
Chiee! No wonder you're so happy. 😒

Never give up on your dreams. With your degree in law, who knows you could become the IG of police one day. 🤷

Loool of course. Try sitting in Children's Sunday School and you will thank me later.

Be calming down oh. It wasn't a dream abeg, It was just a mere thought for a while sha.
I don achieve my dream already na, the other dreams wey remain, I'm waiting patiently for time and season.

Nazgul:
Free things are always the sweetest cos you're not paying for them. 🙄

And you can still join the police. I believe you're old enough to make your own decisions. 🤓

It's true. Awoof dey sweet die. 😂😂😂

Lol nah. I can't join again. I don give up that ambition.

Nazgul:
They're pure hearted because they give you Cheeseballs and Caprisun? 🙄

You should join the Nigerian police.

Children's snacks dey sweet.

Lmao. I wanted to join the Police Force when I was little but one of my family folks said over his dead body.

GloriousGbola:
Hanti folake4, a true lawyer

Taking candy from babies

Yes oh. 😂😂😂

babythug:
Folake4u you had this kind of thing set up and you nor tell me?

E ma binu Mama. I think say you know before oh.

Forgive me abeg.

Nazgul:
So this is what you usually do to kids every Sunday. I'll report you to your pastor. 🙄

Lol. The children are not complaining oh.

They always say "Aunty Folake, eat my Cheeseballs". Children are indeed pure hearted.

Nazgul:
You can easily get a decent wife from there, since everyone knows everyone's families.

You can also make friends with the kids in Children's Sunday School and eat Cheeseball and Caprisun.

doggedfighter:
Okay, thanks. Trial and error can be expensive.

Will check with a dermatologist.

You're welcome.

doggedfighter:
Exactly the issues with mine.
And I have oily skin. Don't know what to go for ?






My face is getting darker than my body and .

Any recommendations?

The "Simple" brand have a variety of products and generally good. You can use their face cream/moisturizer.

You want the best recommendation?

It's best to meet a dermatologist to recommend skincare products for your skin type.

If you can afford booking a session, you'd save yourself a great deal from all "trial and error".

doggedfighter:
Pocohan.tas, folake4u what do you think about scrub, face cream. You use any ?

Exfoliating scrub? Yes, it's good.

Most times, people use body cream for their face and complain about their face getting darker or more oily.

Body cream is BODY CREAM.

Face cream is FACE CREAM. So yeah, it'd be good if you can get a good one (especially the one that has a good amount of SPF). Uhm, choose face cream according to your skin type (dry, oily, sensitive or combination skin).

Bimbo deserve all her flowers. Go girl. 💚💚

GloriousGbola:
You sabi beta thing

Certainly.

GloriousGbola:
well . . .

https://sunrisehouse.com/stop-drinking-alcohol/percentage-contents/

Thank God for Caprisun and Berry Blast.

doggedfighter:
They even match make.

Lmao. It's like you know. Experts in match making. 😂😂

Last year, my Pastor tried that nonsense talk with me and I told him I wasn't interested and he should dead that talk.

Recently, he started again but this time, telling my parents to tell me about Marriage. I was so pissed off and told them to stop that crap.

That's how some lives are ruined because of unnecessary pressure in marrying the wrong spouse.

doggedfighter:
Saw the video last night and laughed so much.


Did you see the newscaster reading the news. Not once did she look up.

The video is too funny mehn. 😂😂

Yes oh. As a matter of fact, they had gone on a commercial break and when they had come back, she had stuffed her mouth with the candy and while reading the news, it popped out from her mouth.

I've been laughing at this video since morning.

When I was little, a piece of candy fell from the mouth of the presenter on NTA Live. I can never forget that day.