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doggedfighter:
After reading what Pocohantas wrote about maintenance fear catch me

I was thinking once done it's for me to go home and enjoy my big booty.

Didn't know that's just the beginning of wahala.


when I see them either bigger and sometimes badly shaped afterwards. I will just ask why don't leave they leave it the way it was?

Didn't know it comes with the maintenance

Lmao. I know right.

All that extra wahala ontop big bakassi ehn?? Abeg, make I kuku rest.

pocohantas:
Lmao! The first time I heard the song, I was seriously laughing. The part I find funnier is even the small boy part. I come reason am, can small boy really do what big man is doing? Shey e no go kill imsef?

Mr Eazi is quite sensitive to sing this song in an era where ladies are endangering their lives to get BBLs.

Wizkid na small boy (body size) but he like wetin big pass am. Remember that video where he tried to carry Tems (with all her booty) on stage.
He fit do wetin big man dey do na.


I go wait till e reach N2,500 for Benin before I do BBL. I trust my people not to disappoint.

Magnoliaa:
My sister, when you realise that neither big nyash nor small yansh will matter in heaven, that is when you will be free.

I am at peace like this...

Abi!!!!! Las las, whether small or big yansh e go still do the work.

Make I use this motivational quote hold body.

Magnoliaa:

This thing enter oh.

Magnoliaa:
The disrespect is getting too much.

Shey if not that I am already processing my divorce from AfroKnight, how much is money for BBL that I cannot ask for?

Mscheeewwww.

It is toooooo much oh, Sis.

It's like I will work extremely hard to get Remote work make I fit afford BBL oh.

Magnoliaa wahala for person wey nor get big yansh oh.

See the way pocohantas is trolling us. We wee not take it.

Let's file an action in court. Small yansh lives matter biko. Wetin big yansh fit do, our small yansh fit do. See oppression everywhere.

marvellously Lol. You're welcome.

Chee59:
Alright. Thanks for the explanation.

You're welcome.

Chee59:
I'm supposing itakpe is delta right?

Itakpe is in Kogi State.

Chee59:
From where to where? I don't really understand where he's journeying to.

There's no federal government body that governs pricing in this country.

From Itakpe to Agbor, and then taking a cab to Benin City.

I've been convincing my friend in Abuja for a while to give Train ride a chance and he finally did today.
He got a cab from Zuba park in Abuja to Itakpe railway station for 5k and boarded the afternoon train.

There's an increase in railway tickets since 5th December,2022.
Formerly from Itakpe to Delta State;
Economy class is 3k.
First class is 5,500.

But now:
Economy class is 5k.
First class is 9k.

Federal Government wehdone oh.


Pic 1: The former stamp showed 3k but Economy class is 5k now.

Pic 2: New price list.

Price 3: The crowd at Itakpe railway station today. Everyone's travelling for the holidays.

Pic 4: Feedback from my friend.


Cc:
marvellously
Chee59
Gladheart1
ThatEdoboy
Depressed101


And others intending to travel with train from now till next year. Please note the increment in prices. Thank you.

marvellously:
Good morning folake I never knew there was a morning train from itakpe to delta state, I thought it was only one train that plies the route because when I was coming back from abuja they said it was only the afternoon train by 2pm which was coming from delta state that would be available?

There's morning train from Itakpe to Delta State, it leaves Itakpe by 8am. I know of that well. Except if they've stopped it which I'm not aware of right now.

I've finally confirmed from a friend that the Abuja-Kaduna train station is safe and working now.
He used the train as at today and spent roughly 4k.

Gladheart1:
Please Folake4u is there a morning train from itakpe to abraka? I would be traveling from Abuja and I wanted to know if a morning train is available and whats the departure time? Thank you so much.

Hi there. I stated all these on the first page of the thread.

Yes, there's morning train from Itakpe to Delta State.
Departure time for morning train is by 8am.

If you want to use the morning train at Itakpe, you have to sleep there overnight at the station or leave Abuja really early,let's say 3am so you'd get to Itakpe railway station at 6/7am, just in time for you to buy tickets and board the train.

AmazonTopaz:
So Magnoliaa you get mind troll folake4u?

Nor mind her oh.

I go do her back sha in double folds.

Magnoliaa:
Pele, my dear.

Don't cry.

Goodnight.

Magnoliaa:
I should rest?!

Iyen emiiiii?

Okay.

Yeye.

Magnoliaa:
Tell me something I don't know.

Istg, my chest been wan cut when that extraordinary player of a boy scored 2 goals back-to-back.

We scored another, he topped it off to an hat-trick too.

Ah. Wahala.

I don zero my mind already say even if we nor win am, Messi can REALLY rest.

He's earned his place and every fuking thing.

But now ehn, I don high ontop happiness, I can't even eat for now.

Rest in Jesus name.

Teespice:
Sorry ehn

Thank youuuu.

Magnoliaa:


Na because say you nor troll me, na why I nor go troll you too o.

If not ehn...

My gratitude to those people on your WhatsApp CL doing the Lord's work for me!

I nor blame una sha.

Omoo. Body just dey pepper me. Make I go calm down small.

Magnoliaa:
Enipe?

How far?

Who dey brrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttt?

You don finish playing, abi you still wan dey play?

Abeg comot here before I tear you slap.

Body just dey pepper me. My Whatsapp people don troll me tire.

Magnoliaa:
Plis, avoid me. For this night. For the sake of Sisterhood...

Abeg Yul Edochie rest. Why do you keep coming to explain to the general public?

Nobody send you again.

Your life, your choice.

Next!!!!

Magnoliaa:

You go chop breakfast this evening oh.

You don too yab Ronaldo since. I just dey look you since because of the Pinkpill blood we share otherwise...

pocohantas:
UK wey just wan collect money these days. E no get the kind person they won’t give study visa.

I swear down. I was shocked when he said it's tougher than US and Canada. Make people sha dey do research so they won't misfire.

pocohantas:
Since when?

Lmaooo. E shock me too.

I nor even bother watch this match. Nor be me una go give high BP.

Magnoliaa:
Yeah.

Awww. That's nice.

I remember someone with that song too.

Magnoliaa:
I'm The One used to remind me of him.

The song by Dj Khaled ft. Justin Bieber and Quavo ?