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My favourite has to be Corn with pear, coconut or groundnut.

I also love Roasted plantain with groundnut.
I don't like it with sauce.

Magnoliaa:
Asin.

You said you don't like both garri and sharwama o, and he's dragging you for one.

What's the forming there?

Don't be surprised if it's that nectar dude from yesterday lol.

I just tire!!!!!!!!
All the rest he clearly ignored and attacking me for just garri?? The seven wonders of Nairaland.

Wetin I wan use am take form?? Hian. God abeg oh.


I won't be surprised either. That one nor just get sense at all.

Abolodje:
If you hate all this then tell me the naija foods you like.

For starters,I love RICE (in any manner and form).

Can we count Cheeseballs and Caprisonne as food?

FuckHomophobes:
People tend to think it's forming or big man life but it's none of that at all.

Several kisses to you!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank youuuuuu!!!!

Gosh! I'm tired of people telling me I'm forming. It's very annoying.

Why I go dey form ontop drinking garri?
I eat eba normally But I can't drink garri.

Me wey nor even like pizza, shawarma and burger oh. Na garri I wan come dey form with?

World people everywhere.

Almiron:
something wey you still drank this morning, who you dey impress here, this is a faceless forum nobody send your papa

For that list sef,I mention say I nor like pizza and shawarma. Why you nor attack me for those ones?

I nor even send your generation. Gerrarahia mehn!

FuckHomophobes:
1, 3, 8 for me

Nice.

I knew I wasn't the only one who dislike drinking garri.

AmazonTopaz:
Your own don pass be careful

Lmao. I am a picky eater.

pocohantas:
Na their way. Only their fellow dolts take them seriously. Expose kor, expository essay ni.

O pari !

pocohantas:
Lol. I don’t know what PM is please. Before they say they are my ex-bfs. E no dey hard them.

Lmaoooo. I swear.

That's how that werey of today was saying he wants to expose me. Where he know me from before I nor know.

pocohantas:
Is this 2019 when I no get sense and I dey repay evil with good? Abi my mumu never do? God abeg o.

If them nor come beg you openly, PM button still dey work.

pocohantas:
I will be here to laugh at them when the suffer bites deeper. While they keep shouting evening newspaper…

I doubt if they'd have energy to even scream and shout by that time.

Maybe them go beg you make you forgive them and temper justice with mercy, make you do small giveaway so that they fit see well.

pocohantas:
It sure had to be their female loved ones, not me. If they are such genies, they should wish a good life on themselves because we all know it hunger fuelling their anger. I am not the government, neither am I their parents.

Lwkmd! That proverb is really correct "A hungry man is an angry man".

If them like make them go vote their fellow street urchin into power, that agbado sef them fit nor see to chop.

Magnoliaa:
I genuinely wish her love and light, and a true healing and support system.



I saw a tweet about this almost coincidentally. Like two days ago or so.

Someone asked what the biggest rebrand in history was or they cited an example, and a hit quote tweet said none come close to Ariana Grande's rebranding from Cat.



LEEMAO.

Eyaaa...pele.

The bigger the hype, the more the f—ery in it.

Yeah. I pray she heals from all of this drama. Honestly speaking.

Mai dear!!!!!!! Ariana's rebranding from Cat should be studied in the universities or as a post graduate course BECAUSE!!!!!!!! That character limited her, made her look dumb and people didn't take her music seriously.
Now look at the baby girl doing so well.
One time I was watching the official music video she featured in with John Legend for "Beauty and the Beast" movie and I was like "This same stereotyped Cat?"
Her level up was/is BEAUTIFUL.

True. The more they hype a Nigerian movie, the more they churn out rubbish.

Magnoliaa:
Steve and Majorie Harvey no fit be your parents make you nor get that kind sense.

Folake, come and carry your sub for here.

Modified; I see you have caught it like a true warrior.

Ndo.

Yes it's true. How can one have Steve as a father and still be dull? Not possible.

Nor worry,I don carry my sub now. I don learn important lesson.

pocohantas:
Hahaha. If no reach you, make e go reach person wey go wish me barrenness this cool night?

She is smart though. Would never have guessed that.



No lies!!! She done try date senior men o. What is she putting in her stew?

Lmaooo. Those idìots are indirectly wishing their future wives barreness. As they're pointing one hand to you, two dey point back at them.

Yeah. She's really smart and the U.S. do not joke with NDA. Once you break am,na gobe person don enter.

pocohantas:
Yesso. Small pikin wey get sense. No be you and Folake.

How straybullet reach me now??

Lori old pass me oh. I dey her mentorship class.

Frozen chicken is more economical but when you have access to poultry farms,they usually sell their live chicken cheap for you especially when you do business with them.

I'm speaking from experience.

PDJT:
-He is human, not a troll. He most certainly fancy you but doesn't know how to go about it because he is young too.

I am not interested in him.

And with all due respect, It is not advisable to act as an online advocate for someone you don't know.

PDJT:
-You seem like beauty with brain. So I appeal to you to be kind to others especially young men, you never know what's on the way - it could be what you have been praying for.

-I advise you DM the young man and have an honest conversation with him. Let peace reign, always.

Why will I send a DM to a troll? Please make it make sense?

neztar:
hi, i'm sorry if i come off as carnal. Pls pardon my excesses. I'm a big fan of your interesting diaries. This is not my first time of knowing you. You are one of the females i admired a lot due to your noble qualities. You are free to discard me but i'm crazy about you. But that doesn't mean i'm unserious. I've read all your threads including this one and i've been really impressed. I'm not a bad person. I just like playing alot. At the same time, i'm focused. This is me bearing my heart to you. Hear me out.

I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU.

FUÇK OFF FROM MY THREADS.

Magnoliaa:
A man can dream.

He should dream on.
Make him dey play.

Magnoliaa:


They are all really living in fool's paradise.

The same nectar dude that doesn't even understand greenlight or a 'yes' cue from a woman wey wan dey form don ontop 'handling a woman' matter.

Leave am oh. He never see anything yet.

The werey say he wan handle me? Lmao. Person wey nor reach to buy one of my handbags.

Nonsense.

lkillbrokehoes:
Wetin concern you with the idiot, yet you are on his thread, aren't you foolish?

It seems that you have comprehension issues. I wasn't referring to the Op, but because you're so dumb, and in a hurry to chook mouth in wetin nor concern you, you failed to read in-between lines.

PDJT:
-Ha! Is this not too harsh, baby girl?

-How about giving the young lad a chance?

It is not too harsh. He deserves everything worse.

Wetin concern me with the idìot?

Enemyofpeace:
barrister folake, no try me o, no let me bust your speaker here o

Please burst my speaker here. Go on!

Enemyofpeace:
you mean folake4u? I sabi am well well now

From where? You must be living in a fool's paradise.

neztar:
link me up. Her shakara don too much. My hormones dey hot

Go and fokk your stupid mother.


Useless troll!

Mrkumareze:
Wow, your force is beyond Air.

una nor go kill me for this Nairaland.

Magnoliaa:
I very much am.

I appoint myself as and when due.

Correct answer!

Magnoliaa:
Folake4u, we've gone global.

A hit quote tweet.

We go continue this conversation tomorrow.

We global now.

No wahala.