₦airaland Forum

begoniaa:
I can imagine what the headlines would read.

E nor go funny at all.

I nor fit mistake go out on date without ATM card oh. I like washing plates normally oh,na my favourite house chore but I'd never be subjected to such embarrassing situation because I chop food, and I nor fit pay for am.

Olorun maje!

Hed0nist:
I don’t know what you mean by ” y’all “. No be my name be that.

Times have changed and mans got to be realistic. I’ve dated good women who didn’t end up getting married to me. Yet I know that any man who ends up with them will be extremely blessed. Her being a virgin or not will have nothing to do with the success of her family cos she too get sense.

So because your puna get gate, that automatically makes one a good person?

Passed around means that too many people have fuccked you. There’s limit to how many times a lady can get used and dumped before it becomes evident that she doesn’t have sense. No guy wants to put a ring on someone that many other Niggas have fuccked for free. Nobody will have pride in being the possessor of low hanging fruit.

Dear Mr. Hed0nist,

You say times have changed right? Why then do we see chants of my wife must be a virgin littered all over Nairaland by your fellow men?

You've dated good women? Impressive. So why then did y'all break up?

I'm glad you said your ex(es) have sense. Thank God for that.

Nigerian women have really suffered sha, na really use and dump.

You sef, why didn't you keep your virginity? Why are you allowing Nigerian women to sleep with you everywhere?
Why are you allowing Nigerian women fuçk you for free?

No SANE Nigerian woman likes men that have plenty body count oh. Ah ah.

Shugavee:
lol very necessary, just that person never ask me like this before

Even me sef,when I see this your thread I shock.

begoniaa:
Persi, see another person thinking you are a man.

Folake4u, coman chechumtin.

Lmao I don see am oh.
Chai...

Na why I dey like carry extra money go dates, make I nor go see myself for Instablog or Tunde Ednut page oh.

Hed0nist:
Who virgin help? We just need person wey dem never pass around. Marrying a good person is more important abeg. As if evil virgins no de.

@the bolded. Interesting.

I been nor wan chook mouth this night but Omo, Sheybi y'all have been chanting that a woman's honour is tied to her virginity?

What do you mean by pass around?

Hmmm@ evil virgins. So such exist? Interesting.

Larrysung:
If una like, believe folake o

Heet wee shock pe folake post her hengagement ring picture or write up next week.

Hahahahaha Larry wetin I do you na?

begoniaa:
Oporr. Fire on, my sis. Enjoy yourself, but always remember that they'll hembarass you, so stay wicked and show no mercy to any baga.

Lmaoooo. Yes oh. I don renew my wickedness oh.

begoniaa:
Abi ooo. My sister. Let us bask and enjoy. We finally got our day. Students reigning now, and have high potential chances of being "picked". It really is a glorious day.

I'm already basking in the euphoria, my dear.
Ko easy rara. Even for NLS here, see plenty cars coming in to look for us.

Such a glorious day and it is marvellous in our sight.

begoniaa:
Guys that are fond of calling women gold-diggers are now realising money isn't everything?

How shocking!

Another person is recommending a student. Na shift cropping and rotational cultivation thing I see. I thank God say at least na my turn to hear positive thing about my group. Tomorrow I will be back to the trenches where I am supposed to be broke and to have fked all guys and lecturers in my department.

Even nonexisting of all people is recommending "classy, highly class and cerebral feminism-leaning women" who aren't man-focused.

Another is recommending virgins.

Another mentioned new generation pentecostal churches...

The race for a wife, mehn... Is this you people online version of "Jehovah, carry me dey go...?"

This comment burst my head. At least, we dey the same group now as students. It's our turn to shine. Look, we're in the spotlight now.

JovialJune:
Wayray alaso

My babies just clocked 3yrs not 6 months ode

And thank you for analysing my family life on a faceless forum, as if your nonsense thought process matters mumu

We understand why it is difficult for you to accept the fact that hands on Dad's are always appreciated than others, because your upbringing was so damaged it seems alien to you, that's why your foamy brain couldn't accept that show of love, your papa failed you, and it shows in your bitterness, envy and hatred, pele

If you don't talk about the female body parts as your weak comeback you will not rest, we know you have been cursed with your constant horniness and sexual comments to women, whoever cursed you did a good job, na to enter street naked dey harrass women remain for you

Perfect 21st century flappy dog.

Chineke God!!!!!
See finishing. Chai.

youngbabaj:
I know alot about this place, i have filed alot of reports to the police concerning this gally gally, but nothing was done, if the police only caught 35 girl’s then they need to do more investigation, cause they are more than 80

Damnnnnn!!! This is really sad to hear.

Persephone1:
Honestly I'm speechless


I will start learning to write like a lady from now on

Hahahaha how woman dey write biko?

Persephone1:
Both


Answer the question and stop answering questions with questions.

You see say person don ask if you be man now abi?

All I know is...

pocohantas:
I think you did well. Everything is very expensive now.

What is the sachet tomatoes for?

He wan use am cook stew na.

We know say you nor like tomato puree for stew.

Psychology and Sociology are really great courses, if you ask me.

johnkey:
Definitely lying, no virgin above 15 years old in this country again, both in the village and city

Lmao. You'd really be surprised.

Farfalla:
You forgot school bursars and librarians.

etrange:
The way you guys police women in Nigeria is mind blowing.

Lol. I'm telling you.

This is really commendable.

Lmao the comments though.

Lmao.
Rules of Professional Conduct (RPC) 2007 in the mud.

Interesting times.