₦airaland Forum

geostrata:
Ceecee with the craze With eye lashes for face Miracle with the grace God go help am finish the race 2018 with the pace o Omo Agege with the Mace

Sounds more like Otedola with the money o

You try.

yeyerolling:
if u check the gal profile on insta u go see say she hold bar. if na broke gal he for don delete am. bros just dey secure future

I don't know why this is funny but true.

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lefulefu:
no,not the parents...i mean the boyfriend or fiancee. A man who is dating a lesbian will figure it out no matter how she tries to hide it from him. except maybe if the man is the very busy type and hardly spends a minute with his girlfriend.

Hmm true though or maybe he's just blind to "love" .

My church member has written Jamb for more than 2years now, always saying "Medicine and Surgery or nothing else". God help her this year.

lilmax:
this guy that blow once in a year? he would have been busy if this day is 1st jan

Guy you wicked o but na true .


This Year - Jaywon.

Is Nairaland now a dump for distasteful news

Paradigm777:
Thief ke?...are u also fighting corruption like the man below?

Who kwaruption epp

greiboy:
thanks
So you are in the university?

You're welcome.

Sure thing.

lefulefu:
she was enjoying the pix and video na. The guy babe na confirmed lesbo. She's the type dat dates a guy just for cover but undercover she be cuccumbering and licki licki. Some dudes are so clueless. They can't just figure out they are dating a lesbian.

Lol, it's not easy to spot a closeted lesbian. Some parents will commit suicide if they find out their children are LGBTs.

greiboy:
No I finished October 2016
As long as it's a lady doing the knocking, I am game

Oh that's cool.

Bad shild

Divay22:
Girls can comfortably sleep unclad No time
It was in school i started doing silly things, i wouldn't ordinarily do at home.... They were the best moment abeg

Babe I'm telling you

Paradigm777:
Hahahahahhaah..... You remember me?

Wehdone Sah, you just go my page, thief my pic.
Salutations! .

Every person who acts a waka pass role would be claiming Nollywood actress.


So you got robbed last night and the next thing to do is to post it on social media .


Sometimes I marvel at the way all these celebs reason.

if you were really robbed, you'd still be in shock from the previous night and mellow down.

Be inviting more robbers to you o, oniranu !

ndubueze92:
So, Simi is already 30yrs? I haven't enough cash to get close already.
Make she give me another five years after all, age is just a number for me.

I thought you wanted white ladies dah year?

greiboy:
Haaa this lady no.like me sha

Do you realize how complicated that shii can be

I think the job is reserved for youth corpers anyway and I have already passed that level not too long ago

I love my lesbian hunting biz for now

Lol.

You just passed out recently?


You need knock on your head.

5thElement:
Ok o. But I'm coming to your hostel tomorrow to inspect it for any telltale signs.

Yes Sah

lefulefu:
ur girlfriend is a lesbian as well jor
folake4u look at what we were talking about earlier today

Ah what stopped her from blocking the supposed Gina since . She seems to be enjoying the attention and why would she plead her boyfriend not to report to the Police. Na WA o.

Lol I just taya

5thElement:
Hmmm... Madam barrister, ayam beginning to suspect you o.
Are you lesbobo ni?

LMAO I'm not, trust me.

greiboy:
Hold on

You think it is an easy task to observe ladies getting all cosy with one another. it requires a lot of effort and drive

So I think I will find some form of employment in taking part in that activity already

Lol, Na really effort and drive.


Lemme give you work to do.

Be an INEC official and help register PVC

lefulefu:
hmm are u sure dat lesbian girls don't hit on girls that are not close to them? I am asking cos there was this girl i was about liking.. She was always telling about how lesbians were bothering her and they won't let her rest. Every minute of d day she would be talking abt it. D thing got to a point that i was beginning to suspect her of being a lesbian herself so i had to run.

Well maybe, I dunno. I'm not one.

The mixers tho. I once saw a dude mix fried rice, moi moi, salad, and one big turkey. All for one small belly .

greiboy:
I really do... I need to know

I want to experience that Brest smashing and butt grabbing you described earlier in person.

You're one of the reasons Buhari said Nigerian youths are lazy .


Go and make money, my fren !

lefulefu:
yeah i know ladies say such for fun. The lodge i first stayed in my 100 level there was this girl doing part time and doing tailoring by d side. The girl sabi sew .so i had to recommend one babe to her asper to give her customer. After dis babe wey be tailor don measure d babe na so d babe come my room looking all uneasy. I ask her wetin happen and she come say dat tailor babe na lesbian. I ask her why she say so and she come tell me dat wen d babe dey measure her na so d babe just dey handle her body with style. D babe dey press her nipples and d handle her bumbum. She said d tin jus embarrass her. Me come feel somehow cos na me introduce her to d tailor. B4 dis incident some guys don already dey say na lesbian but i no believe cos sometimes in d evenings men with jeep dey come carry her.

Lol ah that one na confam lesbo.

OK the thing is girls do it to girls that are close to them, like maybe friends, hostel mate or siblings. I can threaten a friend and say "If you don't give me this dress, I'll drag your nip.ples o" and when the girl comes menacing towards you, your brain will first double check and remind you that dragging your tits is painful and you'd be forced to give her what she wants because you don't want to experience pain. When she gives you, all of you will burst out in laughter. Trust me.


But sha I really understand your point.

SmellingAnus:
trust me... Flesh and blood didn't reveal it to you

Not at all

SmellingAnus:
yes o... Thou shall not send a PM to a female that is not bi

Oil dey your head

greiboy:
Which school is that?
I will disguise like a lady

You don't need to know

SmellingAnus:
anyway... good a thing you are not... I would have been tempted to send you a PM...

Hehehe thou shalt not

greiboy:
I will love to come to that your school hostel

You'd be shown out by the porters

Respect55:
It's allowed or are u lazy to cry?

Very very lazy

Respect55:
It's allowed or are u lazy to cry?

Very very lazy

SmellingAnus:
Tue talk... You seem to know a lot about bi... Are you one

Lol I'm not