₦airaland Forum

Bukati2:
There aren’t a lot of rules to follow at a wedding, except one: You can’t outshine the bride. This woman though appears to have missed the memo after she turned up to a friend’s wedding wearing a Sedductive dress. Don't know her plan though.

Birds of same feather flock together. It is highly likely that is the type of person the bride is too and if the reverse were the case the bride might have worn something similar to this her friends wedding too.

AgentNairaland:
Good News..

They Should Re-Test Bubu Mr "Covik One Nine Birus" Again And Again

Once It's Them Covik Dey Catch No Problem, We're Happy

At This Juncture, I Wish Mr Abba Kyari Eternal Rest In ..... But Before Then, They Should Give Him Camel Urine As Prophet Muhammad pbuh Prescribed It As Cure For Ailments And Epidemics

Chai !! Nigerians are not smiling. But its understandable because these people have really dealt with us.

Ilegend you are dragging me down to your level. I guess that saying about wrestling with a pig in the mud is true afterall. I refuse to act like the empty heads that spend all their time on nairaland foolishly excahanging banters. Silence is the best answer to a fool. I realise more the wisdom in this saying. I will only comment when any of your useless threads comes up on our faces on the trending section as usual due to the deceptive titles. And its when i feel like. Whether you quote me or not. You can continue your favourite pastime of trolling. And liking your posts with your legion of monikers as usual, its just exposes your mental state. Its your funeral.

iLegendd:
Trust me Bingo, I didn't read. Whatever you wrote, you are right. Keep coming back for more, my depressed dog.

#Smile.

Who cares. Mumu.

iLegendd:
Attention are of different types. I don't seek attention — I entertain their attention for my own good. Can't you see how my Bingo, Foolbuster, above came here crying when I called him that the parte after parte has started?

He is enjoying the attention I give him. So, I don't seek attention, I give to people who deserve it as I use them to entertain my guests and fans.

Fake teacher, Attention is attention. That is how you will be writing nonsense most times. You don't seek attention indeed LMAO. continue deceiving yourself. You can only fool
Unintelligent people. Stop consoling yourself for constituting nuisance on nairaland. Anyone with half a brain knows you are proud and arrogant with a bitter and unforgiving soul. Your so called supporters are the poverty ravaged majority here that are looking to just eat. So they are easily deceived from the change you get from plagiarism and want same.

Ilegend dream higher. If you can be this arrogant from the little money you are getting you will be a despicable human being, if you get to my level.

iLegendd:
You love to abuse, my little Bingo. I only quote you just to bring you over to keep the thread busy. Apart from that, I'll ignore you as I have always been doing.

I just thought to myself, "Why ignore this depressed Bingo when I could you him for publicity."

Comtinue. As if i care. When you a done for the day. Remove your shirt and snap your self. Then snap all the parts of your house for the ladies as usual. Monkey.

iLegendd:
More like my dog will always come when I call him. You can't resist it and never will. Bingo.

Next, he will jump to auto section where men are talking to argue about a tire he can't afford. You're finished.

Its good to know i torment and fill your thoughts all the time. Fool.

iLegendd:
Mr. Foolbuster, come burst our brain. Your keywords are

1. Bragart (the correct spelling is braggart in case you want to use it next time)
2. Idîot
3. Mad
4. Poor
5. Empty drum makes the loudest noise
6. Attention seeker
7. Etc.

It will be a shame to realize you're out of my spell and you've gained your senses back and you've stopped trolling and abusing me.

I've reduced you to a troll. Mumu.

Vega100:
There is a girl that I met about 4 years ago, we rhyme and honestly speaking she's the kind of girl I want to marry please. She has everything that ticks all the right boxes fro me. The only concern is the way I met her.

It actually happened that we met when I and a friend of mine had a 3som with her., that was how we met. No doubt in the younger phase of her life (as with most girls) she made some friends who had some bad influence on her, however she has since grown pass that, and she's got every right morals a girl should (I have very high standards and believe me, she ticks those boxes)..

My only concern was just how we met, in fact, my main concern is just that my friend that knows about that, that's what's holding me back.

I need candid advice please, what should I do please.

Thanks for your advice as they come. Stay blessed.

Forget all that red pill shit. If you love her and she is loyal marry her bro. Nobody is a saint. That perfect woman you are looking for can be worse. Its better you settle with someone that is your friend understands you and do crazy things with you your bond will be strong, heck you can even do another 3some with her friend or something when you guys are married, my point is your marriage will be exciting.

Having said that some guys prefer settling with the quiet extemely loyal church type you can command. Your choice bro.

Magnoliaa:
I can't believe the guys' comments on this thread lol

They are questioning the girl, but the guy is suddenly a 'saint.' What makes him fit to be a good husband material that can be put in the home?

Mtcheeeew.

Stop comparing a woman and a man. They are not the same. Their bodies are not the same. Their thinking is not the same. Their life is not the same and no matter how hard women try they can never be equals with men. You can't turn nature on its head. Heck not even all men are equals.

This is not shaming. This is fact. If you are still young use your head and heed this advice. Or you can continue listening to the older females past their prime and full of regrets and automatically turned feminist and end up like them. Your choice.

Kai !! The world will suffer a population explosion after the covid-19 thing is over.

iLegendd:
Make I look for one last trouble.

Please, haters, throw away all the sachet water you bought while coming. Here, it's only bottled water. We stopped buying Eva because we realized there were too many fakes ones, so it's now Aquafina or its siblings.

Don't worry, drink as you like — everything has been paid for forever. E no dey finish — it's God's blessing.

Okay, make I run now before the frustrated one like Foolbuster catch me.

The guy body dey always sweet am when I manage mention him name. Mr. Fool, come over and tell the world how I'm an arrogant braggart.

Time to run as the Iranian Fool-Buster burst in to decimate me with his missile.

MUMU low life. Keep deceiving yourself and continue trolling me oooo

iLegendd:
Foolbuster, you viewed as usual, but didn't abuse today. Is Coronavirus affecting your fingers to type something abusive? Common, impress me with your negativity.

Don't be shy, boy — drop it.

Please as you normally do, go look for people with fish brains that you can bully. Or better still go indulge in your favourite pastime of showing off for the ladies and womanizing.

The only advice i'll give you is make use of your extra time and dream bigger, because its obvious you have a lot of time on your hands and wasting it here.
There is more to life than plagiarising books and manipulating the psyche of low iq peeps on here to assuage your ego. I just pity folks that aspire to be on your level but i don't blame them, poverty afterall is a bastard. Goodnight.

PS: stop trolling me. The deceptive titles of your threads make them appear on the trending section of nairaland most times and therefore in our faces. So it fools you into thinking you matter when people like me comment sometimes.

jeiz333:
My advice;
i. Leave the super markets open
ii. deploy the police to ensure less than 30 people are shopping at a time
iii. items they can buy should be limited
iv. Close all CHURCHES and MOSQUE - they should use online services
v. Telecommunication companies should reduce cost of data and remove the data caps
vi. The govt should ensure that they have enough food in the essential stores to give free food and water to those who can not afford it

vii. STAY IN DOORS FOR THE NEXT 4 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS SERIOUS!!!!!

SOCIAL DISTANCING WILL HELP REDUCE THE SPREAD!!!!!!!

It is not a drill, this is reality.

See pictures of stores empty......

Lol, you should have added government distribute cash to everyone too like the US did.

Stop dreaming and wake up. This is nigeria where the leader is a confirmed cow in human skin. Its everyman for himself in this part of the world bro.

alizma:
Watch how Nigerians who are disfavoured by the policy will criticize this bitterly but they will condemned buhari for taken decision to close the border a little late.
The same way people in PH, Abj Onitsha, Ibadan will be waiting for government to force them to abide by the preventive measures.

Stop bringing buhari into everything and turning it around to accuse others of doing same, nobody cares!!
It has already been proven and established that buhari is a monumental failure and the worst thing to happen to this country since the civil war.

Iamrespected1:
I hate to disappoint you Nairalanders but we don't kill snakes, it was moved to a safe place.

Eke idemili visited my abode cheesy, this year will be great.

Nice one.

loswhite:
it is always difficult for foolish ppl to answer simple question

It is always foolish people that are quick to call others foolish.

Trueigbo:
What do you expect when there is poor welfare for our security officers.

Restructuring is way out

Dont be silly

loswhite:
Did you answer the question?

It is rhetorical.

loswhite:
When they increase the fuel price the last time did you type this nonsense question.... foolish citizens

Typical Nigerian. Extremely self-centred and mean. All you want is to buy cheap fuel even if the seller is selling at a loss as long as it does not concern you. And if you try to make them see reason then you be mumu. Sefish bastard! No wonder una leaders dey deal with una. As If you will sell at a loss if it were you. bloody Hypocrite.

omlueh:
It is the point right away, if the government had increase the price, and many entrepreneur/ business owners who uses fuel to run their business so as to make profits not making losses also, will the marketers ever considered that they have old stock still available so that the different business owners can adjust before they buy new stock and effect the new increment or they will instantly increases there pump price irrespective if the end users suffer the lost, please let us put on our sense of reasoning abeg.

Have you ever heard of an increase in petrol price without a corresponding follow up in the increase of goods and services? It is up to the entrepreneurs/business owners who use fuel to run their business as you said to increase their prices which they always never fail to do. No business operate to incur loses. Let us not allow our selfishness cloud our sense of reasoning abeg because we want to buy cheap petrol at all cost irrespective of what it does to those selling it..

omlueh:
But if the marketer bought the truck @ 145 that you rightly said, and FG gives an order to sell for @ 200 will the marketer sell. Food for thought.

That is not the point here. everyone is in business to make profits not make loses. You guys are targeting the wrong party here.

semyman:
Illiterate
I pity your fellow illiterates with this your mumu write up here

All i see is name-calling probably because you don't know sh*it. Otherwise there is no reason why you simply can't state your points.

Ausrichie:
Yes. It might be a loss but I think about others too, you might not do this but that is the way I am.

Talk is cheap. No offense but that will be extremely foolish, an action taken in good faith is not a guarantee that it will always be sensible. It is like witnessing an ongoing armed robbery and the police is nearby witnessing it too but refuse to do anything and you go alone to challenge the armed robbers and save the victims because you are thinking about others.

We are talking about loses in millions here. You are running a business not a charity. The marketers are not just thinking for themselves but others too(they have a responsibility to their staff, family and business associates). You don't know if the marketer is operating with a loan facility.
The culprit is the government or whatever authority that failed to consider this, and that where you should direct your blame to and not individuals like you and me trying to make a living.

Ausrichie:
Look at these selfish, greedy and self centred ingrates. Nigerians are part of our problem.

But they have a point. If you are a marketer and you bought a truck @145 yesterday and the next morning FG gives an order to sell for 125 will you sell?

Ifebazz:
If only because of you, I won't bother so that you can continue catching 'liars' as you alone knows how best to, because I don't owe it to you to prove anything.
But for the sake of Amdman and his prospective clients, I will take some pictures once I go downstairs in a bit.

Haba, oga calm down and work on your sense of humour. Shuo oooo

Ifebazz:
Special Thanks to Amdman!

I received my 'very clean' Benz a couple of days ago, and boy, Amdman, you need to get yourself a Samsung S20 or Huawei P30 Pro smartphone with better picture quality cameras, because, your iphone camera didn't do justice to what I picked up!

The car came with virtually all accessories, spare tyre, the main tyres has lots of thread on them, the leather seats looks as if it has never been used, even one SARS man disected my First Aid kit sef, looking for what, I don't know.
Abeg help me hail Canada people, them dey try.

I bumped into the guy (fastest finger) that bought the initial one I wanted to buy. Ol boy, the cars are top notch. I felt a little sense of pride when I noticed most dudes there were 'eyeing' the ride.

Amdman's team down here also are very sensible dudes. I really felt his cool and collected demeanor has been inculcated in them with a courtesy not easily associated with typical Nigerians. That's a very good thing every businessman should try to imbibe.

I loved the honesty with which he carried out his dealings, Amdman, you will go places! Honesty is a scarce commodity in this part of the world.

Surely, my next rides will be coming in through you (if you keep the flag flying) and hopfully its gonna be soon.

For the skeptical dudes in here waiting for 'who go first buy', I don buy oooh. The guy is 100% LEGIT as they come. The only hidden charges is the two bottles of chilled Heineken that I drank while waiting for my goods to be discharged.

The only non positive as I have told him personally is his response time and relay of feedbacks to customers. I understand that the Time Differences of the two time Zones isn't helping matters but, that's an area you can definitely improve on just to allay customers' fears and anxiety.

Peeps, I relied, entirely on Amdman's judgement in procuring my car from him, and when he told me it was a 'fantastic deal', I now understand what he meant.

Once again, thank you for making us happy as I wish you many more businesses your way.

Pics or we don't believe it

TylerDurden:
NNPC gets FOREX rebates from CBN to import fuel or in some instances swaps crude for refined petroleum products.

The marketers do not have this leverage.

This has led to the situation that only NNPC imports fuel which they supply to the marketers.

NNPC also claimed they are subsiding fuel imports to maintain the pump price of 143per liter

They call this under recovery and it is entered as an operational cost or loss in supplying fuel.

Rather than use the fall in oil price to recover from their losses, NNPC is now reducing fuel cost to continue the subsidy arrangement which stands at well over a trillion naira annually.

This is why independent marketers can not import and sell at 125 naira proposed slash.

Thanks for this.

At least the mob get small sense this time around not to beat the hungry kids black and blue before completely stripping them naked. Its should serve as a lesson to them sha, stealing is not the solution.