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FamilyRe: I Found Mycoten Vagina Cream In My Wife's Wardrobe by fordunit(m): 3:27pm On Jan 30, 2020
steppin:
I blame the Op for overreacting the way he did.
He ruined his chances of knowing if she truly had a one night stand.
But truth be told, why keep the use of the mycoten cream a secret?
Why lie about it, if the reason for using it genuine?
She might have taken Dazel kit or a single dose of antibiotics and the mycoten is part of the prescription.
Gonorrhoea and some other infections can be cured with a single dose of antibiotics.
I work in healthcare and I've seen lots of married women who come in for treatment for STDS, and when they're advised to bring their partners along for treatment, they come up with silly excuses.
Op, you messed up big time.
Na only you don talk wetin resemble sense since. Why lie about the cream if she wasn't trying to cover up something? Except she already understands that the husband will accuse her falsely and she took that measure as a defense, I think she tasted another rod.
FamilyRe: My Husband Can’t Satisfy Me Sexually – Wife by fordunit(m): 4:31am On Jan 27, 2020
SangoOlukosoOba:
Husband's!

Use your wives for money rituals once she starts becoming abnormal.

You can't lose on both fronts.


The super rich you see today went an extra mile to ascend that podium.
Why haven't you ascended the podium yet? Adviser nowomagbe
PoliticsRe: Leah Sheribu Gives Birth To Baby Boy For Boko Haram Commander by fordunit(m): 10:10pm On Jan 25, 2020
Osagyefo98:
That's good of you leah shearibu.

Congratulations on your new born baby.

Seems you really enjoying there.
Your stupidity stinks to high heavens. May stupid people be also there when bad things happen to you so they can mock you. Goat!
PoliticsRe: Charles Idahosa: Oshiomhole Wants To Be VP To A Northern Presidential Candidate by fordunit(m): 12:43am On Jan 18, 2020
Hillsong34:
Nigeria is a nation, guided by Constitution. The Constitution of the federal republic of Nigeria does not, in anyway, permit a particular ethnic group to create tribal security outdit, especially when this is aimed at undermining the interest of other ethnic groups.It's no news that the new tribal security outfit created by the yorubas is targeted at the Fulani. You people are all over the North, doing your businesses without harassment but at the mention of Fulani, what comes to your dirty mind is genocide. We are in this country when yoruba people killed hundreds of cows through thunder and now, it's Ametoken This is a clear evidence that yoruba people will stop at nothing in mismanaging any opportunity given to them. To think that these are the same people being considered for 2023 presidency gives them out as a group of confused people. Will yoruba people be pioneering tribal and divisive organizations such as Amotekun and still expect to rule this country come 2023? Never!!!
You are a goat. Is the Presidency URS to gift?
Christianity EtcRe: Lagos Saves Baby From Jehovah’s Witnesses Over Blood Transfusion by fordunit(m): 11:18pm On Jan 09, 2020
Seun:
This is highly commendable. I hope they don't stop at rescuing babies. Children of all ages in similar circumstances should be rescued. We cannot let children die in the name of religion. A child’s right to live is more important than her parents‘ right to impose their religious beliefs on her.

If you have a similar case to report, you can call the Lagos State Office of the Public Defender on this toll-free number: 07080601080 or mail opdlagos@yahoo.com.
Always masturbating happily to threads of this nature cos you are an atheist. I pray you don't cum blood grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Sets $80m Bounty On Trump’s Head, Eyes White House As Target by fordunit(m): 2:16pm On Jan 06, 2020
foolbuster:
I dont know who is advising the Iranian leader but its foolish to place a bounty on the head of a democratically elected and recognised sitting president of a country. To top it off, it had to be the president of the United States. This is now turning to a joke.

Or is it that the government is taking advantage of the situation to rake in some millions.
You didn't read the piece before jumping to comment. It was not the Iranian leader who said it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump: US 'Targeting' 52 Iranian Sites, To Strike If Iran Attacks US Assets by fordunit(m): 10:01am On Jan 05, 2020
FlordFlorez:
Those of u supporting Iran must be a muslim. Thats ur way. Terrorists everywhere. Only if u read and watch news, u will know what Iran stand for. They have commited gruesome humanitarian crimes since BC. I can't wait for ther fall. Russia & China are only deceiving them. They only want to sell their ammo to raise more money.
What of your village that was formerly filled with barbarians and your ancestors are man eaters? Should your village also be wiped out? You guys just spill trash anyhow without checking the impact of what you say.
RomanceRe: My Wife Is Emasculating Me by fordunit(m): 9:29am On Jan 01, 2020
funmisticqueen:
fact of life, money changes both men and women because it comes with control. It's human nature

Your wife is not emasculating you, you are just losing control of the power and finances in the family. Do you know how much BS women tolerate from men in marriages because he earns more?

Uncle, go and hustle or give your pants over to your wife and stop complaining
After all the Grammer, no sense was deducted from this comment. #spits.

You think it's through hustle that people make money? The Man is hustling yet fortunes have not favoured him if it's through hustle only, who for get money reach bricklayers?
CelebritiesRe: Eko Hotel Reception Was Oozing Of Different Armpit, Unlimited L.A Blast Marlians by fordunit(m): 8:21pm On Dec 31, 2019
Pavarottii:
I can imagine the agbero girls that would av turned up... From all quarters of main land
Them for don book those yellow and black buses... Pack like sardine inside reach V.I... But dem no get gate fee..

Some no even plan enter... Na just dey outside the venue dey dance zanku, leg work, tesumole and u know the rest....

That's their own form of joy ... Life can be a mystery.
If this actually happened, then I'd say the man has street credibility and the street is on his side. When the street is behind you, there is no saying what you can achieve.
CrimeRe: Abuja First Bank Robbery: See Faces Of Suspects Arrested (Pictures) by fordunit(m): 5:10pm On Dec 28, 2019
Everyone here is analysing robbery as if they have robbed before. Oh! You are wishing they succeeded?

Do you know what it means to go our there with intent to spill blood? If it's your first time and without the guidance of someone who has done it for years, you will make silly mistakes till you are caught. Go and watch the video of the owerri robbery incident at Zenith Bank. Did those guys look like idiots to you? They used this same pattern, killed policemen and left the bank unharmed. I read they were later apprehended tho.

God will continue to foil all their attacks in the coming years.
PoliticsRe: Oyo Corpers And Workers Receive Double Alerts by fordunit(m): 4:56pm On Dec 28, 2019
Makinde for President 2023.

Funny enough, he will loose cos he is not a criminal������
PoliticsRe: 250 Elephants Sighted In Boko Haram’s Battlefield In Borno (Photo) by fordunit(m): 12:37pm On Dec 27, 2019
Beremx:
How would the elephants know that the place is experiencing a crossfire?
You just reasoned like Lai Mohammed. grin
The opposite is the case I think. Animals are guided by instinct. Instinctively, some animals are more intelligent than certain humans. And you should proved that.
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Wike Says Dickson Traded Off Bayelsa To APCBut Was Blocked By Silva by fordunit(m): 7:19am On Dec 24, 2019
niaralandtopuser:
let see how APC will develop bayelsa. I know bayelsa very well . only ignorant people will say bayelsa is small when one of their LGA is almost bigger than Lagos. even Federal government will struggle to develop bayelsa due to the kind of environment
What kind of environment? Are they not reclaiming swamps, lagoons and even Rivers in Lagos?
Car TalkRe: Tekowi: Armoured Vehicles Manufactured By Obasa Specialty Vehicle In Ekiti State by fordunit(m): 7:41pm On Dec 21, 2019
Dpharisee:
From all of us at [b][/b] and other annoying irritants on Nairaland we congratulate the two brothers grin
I am back Brother!!!.

All the time you keep saying "From all of us at Mannbbqgrills" whereas there is no grill anywhere. If there is, you will be super busy this period���

This year end, you are going to earn the most hated member award on nairaland and you deserve it.����

Oya run to your Daddy Seun and ask them to ban me.
InvestmentInvest In A Bottled Water Company In PHC by fordunit(op): 5:05pm On Dec 21, 2019
Hello,

If you have been dreaming of setting up a bottled water company in Nigeria, this is the opportunity you have been waiting for. A bottled water company along with all it's equipments and office complex (a storey building) is currently up for sale for 70m (Negotiable).

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TravelRe: The Bakare Family: Canada To Deport Nigerian Family, The Bakares by fordunit(m): 3:52pm On Dec 01, 2019
After campaigning and voting Buhari and his cohorts they ran out of the country. There are millions of Nigerians planning to leave this country as we speak. And almost all of them voted this incompetent and failed government into power. We are the architect of our own misfortune and this cycle will continue until God knows when.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji: I Am The Most Searched Female Personality In Nigeria by fordunit(m): 7:34pm On Nov 10, 2019
fairfora:
No doubt madam and I think I know the secret grin. Maybe you're asking some people to do the job for you and it actually pays.

I was in a conference organised by an IT Giant in California some years back where google came to give us mainly entrepreneurs a pep talk. One guy asked an intelligent question which I also tapped into and has driven great clients to our company in recent years, those we wouldn't have had the opportunity of meeting in their offices.

I'm going to share it here for free so you guys should also give it a try.
He asked the google executive sir...please how can a company stay relevant and draw hidden customers to them from the comfort of their homes and offices via google after all other means (e.g. sales promo, publicity, personal selling , billboards approach, etc) have failed?

Answer: make sure that at least 2 times in a week, you type your company name in google search space and type the service rendered in front of it and see what happens every quarter...customers from their hidden cribs would reach out to you as your company would appear on the top search list in the relevant business you're into in your locality.

When I returned to Nigeria, I called my team and asked them to please enter our company name on google search space 2ice a week, each of them. Within 3 months , over 300 people called us and most of them are still our loyal customers till today. Most of the big boys don't have time to read papers about your products but they go online by asking google for their needs. In the last quarter, we rendered services to lots of customers via phone calls, most of whom would say they got our details from online. My peeps, try this and thank me later with kola cheesy
Nothing in mother Earth will make me forget this. Thanks for sharing.
NYSCRe: Corpers De-Kitted And Evicted From Ebonyi Camp For Refusing To Wear Trousers by fordunit(m): 7:33am On Nov 10, 2019
Offpoint:
I don't need to ask questions, only 3 of those mention above are capable of doing that.... that's a fact
Your assumption is wrong. Jehovah's Witnesses have nothing against trousers as long as it is fit for purpose.
NYSCRe: Corpers De-Kitted And Evicted From Ebonyi Camp For Refusing To Wear Trousers by fordunit(m): 10:17pm On Nov 09, 2019
Offpoint:
Culprits: Deeper Life, Jehovah Witness, Lord Chosen.

Reasons: Ignorance about what the Bible talked about Law.

Goal: Heaven

Last Day: Hell
Reason: Hypocrites.
You are truly ignorant. Ask questions before you assume.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Finds Snake On His Bed by fordunit(m): 10:41pm On Nov 03, 2019
Some slowpokes be typing G/A/T to deface every thread in Nairaland. Them swear for una sef? #spits
CareerRe: Ikechukwu Duke Ashiedu Inducted Into The U.S. Navy (Photos) by fordunit(m): 2:56pm On Sep 15, 2019
PeaceGord:
You nailed it.

Tigritis nailed it wella too with examples and proof.

That guy doesn't understand the concept of SSC and DSSC.


Argue not with ignorant people.

They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
By saying he is ignorant you are insulting him. The truth still remains that, was it not for the fact that he started the argument, a lot of people here wouldn't have known which of the two arguments is indeed the fact. Like or hate it, the argument was an intelligent one and people have learnt a thing or two.

Would you guys mind not insulting people when dropping your opinion?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And Wife, Margaret At Okey Mmuo Aroh Church Wedding In New York by fordunit(m): 6:51am On Aug 11, 2019
coalcity19:
USELESS HYPE.
DID PETER OBI PERFORM BETTER THAN SULLIVAN CHIME, ROTIMI AMAECHI, RAJI FASHOLA, OSHIOMOLE, DANKWABO, SHETTIMA?

USELESS HYPE.

GO AND COMPARE THE ROAD CONSTRUCTED BY NGIGE AND PETER OBI, THE RESULT WILL ADVISE YOU GUYS ON THESE USELESS HYPE
The only Guvnor that performed better than Obi in that list is Fashola and we all know why. Ngige only concentrated on road construction and payment of salaries owed by the Mbadinuju's administration. Anambra was basically in perpetual darkness and backward until Obi introduced ANIDS, a program he used to develop all sectors simultaneously. Politicians hated him for being frugal and always ensuring the states funds was managed properly. I lived in Awka during his tenure and saw him visit my school severally with just a bus and armed policemen in same bus with him. Let's try and appreciate good people when we can. Obi might not be a saint but he is rare breed.
PoliticsRe: Banditry: NAF Offers Medical Services To 3,000 Idps In Zamfara by fordunit(m): 4:02am On Jul 31, 2019
What a country...
CrimeRe: Arrested 'Aye' cultist Threatens to Kill All The Policemen Behind His Arrest by fordunit(m): 11:45am On Jul 28, 2019
otherway:
Of what you wrote is true then wait a little while....karma must visit you...YOU CAN'T ESCAPE IT.
Seems you are new to NL. This nigga is a fictional action/comic writer. grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Killed This Snake In My Compound, What Type Of Snake Is It? by fordunit(m): 2:32pm On Jul 19, 2019
Which kind talk be this one na? Okay, go and gather all the snakes in ur neighborhood and tend to them in your house. As for me, any snake that strays into any property I reside is a goner. Snake and Man can never be friends. If I have the power, I will extinct them.
PoliticsRe: Ministerial List May Trigger Another Round Of APC Crisis by fordunit(m): 7:14am On Jul 18, 2019
As long as the performers are there, let them whine and wail. That's their business.



Need investors? Check my signature.
SportsRe: We Are Satisfied With Third Position - Rohr by fordunit(m): 7:13am On Jul 18, 2019
Of course. You tried! I just hope you don't get fired as its the practice in Nigeria.


Need investors? See my signature.
CrimeRe: Herdsman Caught With Sack Of Bullets In Imo by fordunit(m): 2:39pm On Jul 16, 2019
The herdsmen are truly a menace to our society. A greater menace to our society is those who promote propaganda in a bid to heat up the polity and further fuel the already existing tension in the country.

Where are the pictures of the herdsmen and the bag of bullets?

Another rubbish post!!!

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