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NairobiWalker:
Tell me about your foreign friends from Mars, what did they say about Ogbomosho?

Where you taught human inhabit mars? That your education must be from Pluto.

samsobo24:
well done my Nigerian friends,continue to post pictures and projects and expose that joke of a city Nairobi.


If I tell Kenyans that lekki has more hyper projects with crazy infrastructure than all Kenyan cities, they say no.

All the current projects in lekki presently renders Kenya irrelevant.



Show them more


Lagos is just too big for Nairobi

Like this 20 floors project below.

It's called blue water Lekki.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BehrLpdS06E


This is just the phase 1. The other 4 will follow..

rvp20183:
3 malls this year plus 4000 properties are down...Nairobi is demolishing million dollar house regularly for failing to obey the law....i cannot tell you how many dont even try.Karen had 10acre min subdivision..now its 1 or 5 acre.Nairobi has strict zonal rules...Mombasa now are enforcing even colors you can paint your house.

What were your law enforcement agencies looking when those malls were built if you really have strict zonal rules?


Perhaps, the 3 malls and buildings grew overnight.


That is a sign.

rvp20183:
Nairobi is well planned.Its masterplan copied by Singapore.The first victim would be wild games at Nairobi National Park.Nairobi enforcement of the zonal laws has had lapse but generally its still enforced.When you build you can 90% sure no one will erect a shack next to you.

Show me any article to back up your fact that Singapore copied Nairobi's master plan.

NairobiWalker:
I know.......I however just want to hear the opinion of that foreigner from Mars. He must have very nice things to say about Ogbomosho.

Did you learn people inhabit in Mars? That your education must be from Pluto.

NairobiWalker:
A foreigner from Babylon told me Nairobi is well planned.

Really!? Goodluck then.

rvp20183:
try erect a shack in your own plot in Nairobi outside the slum and see if it will stand.Nairobi is zonned.You cannot just build. You need to inform everyone around and they can stand.This year building worth nearly 1b dollars have seen dust... including three big malls.

Why should I live a better city and erect a shack?

I am not daft to know Nairobi ain't bad but I know it is not as good as you are portraying it. That is the reason I sample other neutral people's opinions.

Now I know better.

Don't worry, I may come to Kenya next year or two years to come. I don't know.

NairobiWalker:
I am not jealous bro. I am happy for you and your foreigners. So what did the foreigner from Mars say about Ogbomosho?

It's doesn't change the fact that Lagos and Abuja were rated highly above Nairobi.

rvp20183:
try erect a shack in your own plot in Nairobi outside the slum and see if it will stand.Nairobi is zonned.You cannot just build. You need to inform everyone around and they can stand.This year building worth nearly 1b dollars have seen dust... including three big malls.

Nairobi is not a planned city. Stop lying.

Icon4s:
Hello house, You gave us the mandate, we have worked and come up with a result. We Tbaba1234, Komekn, ChrisKels, Forgiveness, Joebie, TheSuperNerd, Safarigirl, and Icon4s present you the nominees for the Nairaland Nigerian Footballers awards:

1. Nigerian Player of the Year: Nominees: Ahmed Musa, Alex Iwobi and Wilfred Ndidi.

2. Home Based Super Eagles Player of the Year: Nominees: Ukouwem Utin, Junior Lokosa, Ikechukwu Ezenwa.

3. Most Impactful New Inclusion(2018): Nominees: Jamilu Collins, Samuel Kalu and Semi Ajayi

4. Best Ogedengbe Best Goalkeeper award: Nominees: Ikechukwu Ezenwa, Francis Uzoho and Daniel Akpeyi.

5. Stephen Keshi Best Defender award. Nominees: Williams Troost-Ekong, Leon Balogun and Tyrone Ebuehi.

6. Samuel Okwaraji Best Midfielder award: Nominees: John Obi Mikel, Wilfred Ndidi and Alex Iwobi.

7. Rashidi Yekini Best Attacker award: Nominees: Odion Ighalo, Ahmed Musa and Victor Moses.

8. Most improved player in 2018: Nominees: Ahmed Musa,Odion Ighalo and Alex Iwobi.

9. Young Player of the Year award (Under21): Nominees: Samuel Chukwueze, Samuel Kalu and Francis Uzoho.

10. Super Falcons Player of the Year: Nominees: Tochukwu Oluehi, Onome Ebi and Francisca Ordega

11. Super Eagles Goal of the Year: Nominees: Ahmed Musa 1st Goal against Iceland,Samuel Kalu 4th goal against Libya, Ahmed Musa 2nd Goal against Iceland.

Any time from now the committee will be creating a thread for the voting as well as the instructions on how to vote. Once the thread is created voting starts immediately. Thank you all.

I counted 8 committees. When did we agree on that?

NairobiWalker:
Wonderful!....and what did the foreigner from Mars say?

Hahahaha! This guy is fooling himself. He is so jealous that a foreigner who lived in Nairobi rates Abuja and Lagos highly than Nairobi. Bhuhahahaha!

Don't worry, one day Nairobi will get better and be free from slumpolis but as at now, Nairobi is below the pecking order.

rvp20183:
So it's doesn't look like Europe but looks Europe to Europeans. You must a Yahoo boy.I know when you live in a slumpolis then find a few planned areas it can delude you.Now imagine a modern city like Nairobi that 90% planbed.Europeans don't just pass they settle down.Throw in our incredible natural resources and you've the last 3 US ambassador settling down at end of duty.

Nairobi is not a planned City. Nowhere in Kenya will you find a planned city.


Stop lying.

NairobiWalker:
So what did that foreigner who lives in the USA say about Calabar?

Yes! The foreigner who lived in Asia said 'wow, this place is beautiful' bhuhahahaha!

NairobiWalker:
You're always talking to foreigners who tell you lots of sh1t yet you've never left your village. You even don't know the skyscrapers in your own city you go on listing non-existent buildings.

First of all, I was born and brought up in lasgidi before work moved to different cities in Nigeria almost 20 years ago. So, I don't really know much about the Skyscrappers on ground except through Skyscrappercity and other sources.

Besides, I have traveled to Benin, Togo, Ghana, Cameroon, Ethiopia , Thailand (airport), UAE, and one of the most advanced Asian country.

So, I have lots of foreigners as friend.

gallivant:
Why do you need to lie? Which Ghanaian would think Nigeria looks like Europe?? Stop lying all the time, we want pictures of the ministry of communication phantom tower.

Of course, Nigeria doesn't look like Europe but Port Harcourt, Abuja and Lagos look like Europe to them.

I am not talking about Ghanians alone, I am talking about foreigners from different countries.

You can cry baby.

jaycent:
then what are we still arguing? Since 4 foreigners and a Ghanaian has confirmed about it they know their cities is a child's play to Nigeria cities? But they will never accept the fact? I know the problem but don't worry, we will keep whopping their ass until they accept the fact that Nigeria is not their mate

No bi only 4 ooooo. One foreigner working Senegal said he thought Abidjan was beautiful but when he saw VI, Ikoyi and Lekki, he had a rethink.

There are so many of them. I can't count.

Real Ghanaians respect Nigeria and the ones that have been to Nigeria too. That is the truth but you don't expect them to keep quiet while you bash their country. Na normal thing.

That is why I don't bother myself fighting with them here.

But those our noisy neighbors must learn.

tlann:
beauty which beauty is in lagos

I believe foreigners who have eyes testified that Lagos is more beautiful than Nairobi.

68816419:
yes we accept but the world wont accept yours.

The title of slum capital of the whole wide world must go to Nairobi. No rival in slumpolis.

jaycent:
He said today or tomorrow

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You dey mind am. I could finish what I was doing on time, and that was why I prosponed it till tomorrow.

jaycent:
No wonder them no dey even dream to mention Konza talkless of the " city " again I no know say animals don turn am to kingdom Hahahaha

Bhuhahahaha! Dem no wan disgrace.

jaycent:
Exactly? We need to let them know Nigeria beautiful? Not only Lagos and Abuja? But all over the 36 state?

I took one foreigner to Calabar and she could not believe her eyes. Em snap pictures tire.

I took other foreigners and later one Ghanian to Port Harcourt. They said they love it more than Lagos.

In fact, the Ghanian confessed Port Harcourt is better than Accra and looks like Europe.


Some Ghanians friends later came to Lagos for something. When dem reach Vi, Ikoyi and island they could not believe this is Africa. They were marvelled.

Finally, a foreigner who lived in Nairobi Kenya for years came to Lagos. They never believed VI, Lagos island, Ikoyi and Lekki are in Nigeria. Although, they confirmed Nairobi has bigger malls than Nigeria and even called ours child's play but they said in terms of beauty and high-rise, Lagos is far beautiful and ahead of Nairobi.


In short, they said Abuja is most beautiful city in the whole of Africa except for some south African cities. To them Nairobi is child's play.

These foreigners have lived in Nairobi for years and they have been to all the major cities in Kenya and Africa.

Na since dat time I open eyes.

jaycent:
LMTAO

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

jaycent:
True even Minna, I tried to find beautiful photo of Minna I couldn't find it? But in reality, Minna also have a beautiful place?

But it's very sad information and tourism ministers are doing nothing about it.


I think it is very necessary we showcase our country to the outer world.

Binikingdowm:
Sijibomi Ogundele: Sijibomi “Sujimoto” Ogundele is the founder and lead partner of Sujimoto Group of Companies, which comprises of real-estate, finance and energy divisions. The organization operates offices in Paris, Accra, Madrid, Dubai, Riyadh, and Lagos. With the umbrella of Sujimoto Investment Ltd. and its principal partner, Yazeed Alrahji, Sujimoto has been able to bridge the venture capital industry with more than 47 successful business acquisitions and restructurings. As the Chief Executive Officer of Sujimoto Construction, a real estate development firm, Siji is one man to watch – as far as the revolution of Nigeria’s prime real estate sector is concerned. The company, which describes its obligation as bridging the gap in the provision of quality, affordable, and luxury buildings, that are analogous to modern cities and towns like Cape town, Monte Carlo, and Miami, has over the years proven its mantle in this highly competitive field. With its flagship development in Lagos known as the Medici by Sujimoto on Milverton Road, Ikoyi to the upcoming Lorenzo by Sujimoto on Bourdillon in Ikoyi, the company has shown that it is force to reckon with as far as luxury real estate development is concerned in Nigeria.

Bros, this project is on hold. The recession then forced the investors to withdraw and refunds were made to buyers.

Nevertheless, the investors are back but they want to upgrade the design and the quality. It could take time for people to trust them though the one they built in Banana island could serve as a game changer.

naijalander:
You are right, Kenyan man are the least attractive men you'll meet.

They usually have dirty eyes cos they drink and smoke a lot.

They also have very low self esteem, they steal too, very dishonest bunch. Your own close friend can arrange robbers to come rob your house over night while you are away.

They are also very jealous & envious people. Especially guys like Kikuyu11

Hmm! I noticed this behaviour on this thread. Shocked!

68816419:
Famfa towers owns by Africa richest woman Folorunsho Alakija

I am very much aware. It will become the most expensive tower in West Africa.

darfay:
"WE EAST AFRICANS"


naijalander,bantudra,forgiveness,nowenus,iwanslavesgone,jaycent

this thing is not a Nigerian but a Kenyan with very low self esteem

cc rvp20183,tlann,jonraid come and carry your brother

sorry Ghanaians for calling this slowpoke one of you

Noted! I knew he is not a naija boy.

jaycent:
Shift oooo

Lmao! Hahahaha!

Corruption don chop Konza city join.

genieluv:
It's very true. Nigerian buildings, streets and aerial views tend to have very limited pictures online.
**** For instance there are very beautiful parts of Kaduna and Jos that I would like to have posted here, but one just can't find them online.

>>> It seems like Kenyan cities and buildings have more pictoral views than Nigeria's, perhaps for tourist reasons.

Exactly my point! You got it.

There are so many beaurifu places not captured in Nigeria. However, it's what Kenya depends on for survival.

Jonraid:
'Under construction'

It's not a bad status by the way but most of your projects just don't seem to materialize! That building will probably be redesigned and made five storeys!

Stop fooling yourself. These are for real.

Cuddle tower (18 - 21) 100+


Under construction. Just look at the left of this tall building.

rvp20183:
Yeah nigeria has more renders of phantom buildings. But in reality it has very few compared to kenya and there is already an over-supply - Kenya is aiming at South Africa - not the little giant mess.

Famfa Towers. 103m

Under construction.

Belmont Prive - 100m

Under Construction.

Are you seeing something?