₦airaland Forum

Kei144: May 15 is Jewish Feast of Shavuot (Pentecost) 2013. Sealing of the 144000 Israelites of Revelation 7 begins tomorrow. When the sealing completes, the four winds of the earth will begin to blow all over the world. This is the month it all begins. The kind of trouble that will exist in Nigeria from this month will be mind-blowing. What we have seen so far is mere child play compared to what is coming. Wait until May 31 (a Friday) when MEND begins to fulfill its threat of attacking Islamic interests. Call this post a prophecy if you like.

Gbenu soun jo!

According to GEJ una president,
'We will fish them out, hunt them down bla bla bla'
Why cant he start with their sympathisers and backers in his government?
Or was he not the one that said that BH sponsors were part of his government?
Confused murraforker!
Oloun i dey vex.

fkaz: 15.The details of this Proclamation will be transmitted to the National Assembly in accordance with the provisions of the Constitution. But in the meantime, let me make it clear that within the purview of this Proclamation, the Governors and other political office holders in the affected states will continue to discharge their constitutional responsibilities.

The bolded got me confused how would a state governor discharge his constitutional responsibilities and you said you declared state of emergency in the state. The state governor still remain the chief security officer of the state.
BTW the JTF has been searching, locking-down area suspected to be terrorist hide-out before now, with the state governor discharging their duty.

I tire for this kind of leader

God bless you guy abi chika.

This GEJ guy deserves the award of the most confused guy on planet earth conferred on him.

My quesdtion is what has changed? The only thing that has in my opinion is that you deployed more troops to the affected states that's all. The leadership of those states need to be suspended so that a new albeit interim leadership can come in with fresh ideas, on how to tackle the issues since the present leadership has gone bankrupt with ideas.

And to think that some clowns on here have been commending him? naija, i shake my head for una. You all seem confused just like your leader.

By the way, why was Adamawa included? Kano would have been more appropriate.

50calibre: I've been doing number 7 for many years. I use it as a weight gaining technique.

You be lepa ni?

chris365: If it was the army i for vex but the police! Abeggi.. Come to lagos and see how they treat unarmed and innocent civilians like animals. They will even kill you for N20. Sorry to say but i hate the police more than the rats in our dust bin. Last year robbers came to my house, before they could enter we called the police till they switched off their phone. We had to open the door so this people wont kill us. The next day police came and asked my father to follow them to the station to give statement. This after they killed our 2 alsatians, took my da's jeep, ransacked the house. Bleep the police if you ask me. They probably went to that village to fight for the governor.or else that corpral will not have a reason to protect his people. Word of advise, dont believe any info given by the police or press conserning this matter. Only the governor and the commissioner of police in that state know what transpired. I pity those porr people.

I fully understand your anger and resentment bro. Naija police is compromised. One doent even know what to believe no more. D same naija police that arrested an armed robbery victim right in his house after d robbery and even named him a suspect in their forking press release! SAD

Obiagu1: How did they know he is an informant?
Is it because he is an Eggon man?

Heard in the news this morning that he led the convoy that wanted 2 go attack the militias and attached to his vehicle was a red sticker to enable the militias recognise him and thus sparing him and the vehicle but they dealt mercilessly with the rest in an ambush. So sadm but my question is what the fork did he stand to gain by doing this? Of course this post presupposes the fact that the police were thorough in their investigations.
Enugu or whatever you call yourself MAY U ROT IN HELL

Let me go first. I currently hold an mtn line and an etisalat lines. My etisalat line is for making & receivin calls,and also for sending and receiving txt messages while my mtn line is majorly for my BB subscription.
Barely 2 months back, I would have ported my mtn line to my etisalat withou a doubt. But I had a very ugly experience with etisalat while my BB subscription was active on it. So I decided 2 give mtn a try not minding the fact that we are sworn enemies. Not only do I not have those nasty experiences that I used to have with etisalat, they have gone on a mad BB subscription slash and right now I'm stuck with the murraforkers.

I am positive many folks on here are aware that the long awaited number portability is already in effect. Some of us would have seen or heard a few jingles in the media.
My questions to us all are what line(s) do you currently own? And what line will you be porting to?

spartanian: dis woman deserves to rot in jail

Not only her and not only do they all deserve to rot in jail. They deserve to pay Nigerians back with their forking necks.

If you see the condition of the road i ply to my office everyday, you'll pity those that ply that road. We take a dose of panadol extra before going to work and another dose when returning. The state of that road is terrible. Worse is the fact that its a federal road. To then think that a few individuals can loot 59 trillion naira just for themselves when hundreds of thousands of nigerians languish in poor infrastructure?

I AM SICK OF NIGERIA

As for me, I hate the sight of hair. Matter of fact, anywhere. Head, armpit, hands, legs, chest and particularly the PUBIC REGION.
Lets go natural. that way you dont have to worry about cost of keeping any hair. plus its more refreshing. And this applies to both guys and chics.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I know a nigerian girl here on Nairaland with longer hair and she doesn't scream for attention this way. [/color]

So na because you be moderator now, na to dey use your office dey hook up with Nairaland chics or you ban dem abi? God dey look you o

Is nairaland awash with illiterates or with people who have challenges comprehnding simple posts or both?

The OP said that in his opinion, the actress in question is the sexiest in both Nollywood and Gollywood but if anyone feels differently, he should post a pix of the actress he thinks is the sexiest.

But what do we have? Moronsss giving counter suggestions about who they think their seciest actress is without pix.

IMO, I am yet to see a sexier actress than the one the OP posted. Plus I am a sucker for hips and asss, smooth skin (preferrably light complexioned) and flat stomach and this beach has got it all. matter of fact, I even have a hard on by drooling at this pix....

**** Just imagine slamming her dogggily****

but OP, no vex o. But your lips ehn, resemble lips wey dey weeed and wey dey eat assss well well

wild child: hehehehehehe Thats Allen for you,i can tell you all the spots they stay from Allen round about to Opebi,but you see them in crowd of over 200 @ Pekas....i dont do them tho but aint got anything against them #Hustling

That's the spirit. Don't forking diss their hustle. So when guys like 2legit2die come on here and start yarning bullsheet, acting holier than thou, I forking get pissed

190: [color=deeppink]

Hehehehe

even dudes be with girls and them girls pick calls
right ontop of a marathon d-!-c-k and tell the other dude'on phone honey am sleeping
call me later i love you

Just as ERRIGA said - even ashawo sef dey get serious boyfriend

Damn Girls are indeed wonderful creatures [/color]

True talk bro. I had an experience abt a year ago. The chic I was about o fork all night got a cal from her boyfe and ended d call wit her telling the guy I love you. The innocent naïve guy like 2legit2qwt didn't know that his innocent, non promiscuous girfriend was about 2 bounce on my deak and also get doggied all night by KING FORK ADDICT I of Nairaland

2legit2qwt: You're inept intellectually and i'm not gonna stoop to your 'ashewo' level

I know enough to tell you that i've my opinion when it come to girls being promiscuous but i do have sisters and a mother and i know them well enough to not generalize.

Maybe you roll with the street girls but i don't so don't bite me if i speak based on my experience puta madre

Now, you are the intellectually adept one yet you conclude based on whatever (fact that you don't know jack sheet about me not withstanding) that I patronise oloshos. Let me leave you to wallow in your folly.
My point is, so long as evry chic you fork isn't a virgin, then they could be worse than the whores you in your holier than thou attitude judge here.
I know of a secondary school girl that had a party wit 2 guys for cash. I guess if you were her father, she cud pass off as a virgin to you right? MR NAIVE

[quote author=Omni_Sparrow]*clapping* u bam. Sugar de ur peniss. Gals at ur beck and call...gals like joy, carex, tetmosol, premier.[/quote]But bros premier cool deo and tetmosol go dey pepper am for deak na.

2legit2qwt: It's just nasty sticking your weiner in a hole that has been penetrated by different men from all walks of life, from drug addicts (popular customers) to sick people ewwwwwwwwww **pukes** GROSS!!!

I'll rather use my hands if it comes down to it

Fork off man. Do u no d history of evry single chic you hav forked? Some of dem cud hav slept wit dogs and come fork u later. Talk about decent chics in naija. CLOWN

byvan: Ha!!!based on the last paragraph,I doubt if school fees alone can deter a man from thinking of sex,though not everyday sha.I had a friend whose hubby demanded sex on his hospital bed,some men dey tryoooo for igwokilikwo.

Lmao. On his hospitl bed ke? Men I give up on some pple. But y some pple no dey pity dem life?

Symphony007: I know this will sound kinda childish but i'm just a teen. Why is the lady tired or it? I taught sex is suppose to be fun from how it's spoken of.

See ehn, d subject of discussion here is soooo complex 4 u to understand. So please just log off d system or fone u r using and don't visit NL romance section again until u r 30 years old okay?

Dis world don spoil finish o. Small boy don dey research sexx. He no gree research hin book o.

Sex evrynite like say na sex dey carry person enter heaven. OP dis ur story na lie abegi

kandiikane: Bros you old. No worries, you're at a plateau, you've past your peak. You've been nyaming the wrong punnies that's why. If you catch the right punny, you won't want to leave. you go dey ask whether na juju to be wanting to nyam it all the time.

Am @ my peak ke? For forking matter? No be anoda matter? Na BIG lie. You don forget my name ni?

kandiikane: Wait what? how old are you guys sef wey dey say its impossible.

In my early forkin thirties. Anything?
My point is dat wit d same pusssy every single night, sexx becomes a chore. Its only a question of time

[quote author=fresh_dude]For where? The woman is only being melodramatic . 365 days? Even I cannot do that, I be pôrn star?[/quote]I fit do am WELLA if na different pussssy evry nite. But d same pussssy? Hell no. Wtf

chukxie: How can a man make love every night? Does he cum every night during love making? It's really hard to believe.

I tell u bro. I really marvel anytime I hear such stories. If it were different pussssies every night, I can understand. But the same pusSSsy everynight? Na wa o.
Beside that, doesn't the guy have serious issues to occupy his mind? Like how to make more money? Aspire for positions of power & authority,etc. Na real wa 4 some guys sha

Ogbeni na lie jor! Na wen bb wan dey parade a list stars? Toto dicke is way 2 big 4 bb men and if she go she fork up

baconline: I can authoritavely tell u that this is a lie and can never happen to a modern vehicle,it can only be done to d older model cars which have remotes with a fixed code,d modern car has a rolling code remote system dat changes every time it is pressed.I deal with remote systems and I say dat this can only happen to cars not younger than 18yrs

Bros, thank you o.

I don nearly get hypertension. Imagine make thieves con steal my small jalopy wey i dey take cruise lagos chics around. Lagos chics wey no dey take eye see car.

Abeg o

As i tink say i fast reach for my mind, na me still be number 9 to comment.

Now I am convinced, NL has some ghost members cos the speed at which comments land on new posts is crazy.

Dear Lord, please despite the countless ghosts on NL, help me to be the 1st to comment soon.

victorazy: Dear All, I'd like to ask that we do please be a bit more responsible with our use of social media specifically regarding the 'Oga at the top matter' it may have made for a good laugh in the beginning..but now its an overkill, with Tshirts, viral videos,pple following the man's children on twitter...these have now become abit too heavy! His wife went to channels to protest his inability to sleep! Do we need a suicide case on our hands just for a few laughs?- pls let's 'keep it down!'..not to mention that we are further hurting our country's image when we go viral with these..Pls be sensitive. End it! Don't forward videos, any thing viral, don't comment on websites etc. Help a man here afterall we all don't get obvious things right all the time...pls forward!
***On my knees..for the sake of His family({})
~Ayo-Rawlings, Pelumi George. ~ Akintoye Benson~ Abiola,Ganiat.. Victorazy... Dats all:|

Ok. Ok I don hear u. But u no dat I can't stop d joke from propagating as per say d tin don pass my power. But let me ask my oga @ d top if he can stop dis joke.

I'm so loving dis joke. Na jonathan I want make he fork up like dat make we take am laf

Nna men. It is a very very serious sometin.

I can't share my partner but I`m so willing to be shared.

Even my oga at the top can't stop me from being shared.

Btw my people help me tank God o. Am num 31 to coment

Kizuba: Dear Mr Iyke,

We loved it, except :
1) It looked Gay
2) It looked tight
3) You really should get confidence in yourself, that it is wowed in hollywood doesnt make it the best fashion in the world
4) a lot of the people who dress like that are on some form of drugs
5) it made you look like the material was finished in the market
6) your legs arent very beautiful, and you didnt shave them, When men do that they Always Shave.
7) your outfit was perfect......for Halloweens (playing the first fool)

hope this helps to explqin alittle

I have issues with every single point in your post but the major issue i have is with point number 6. Shaving of hair on a guys legs isnt a macho habit.

vm26: Shame on pple whop dont know fashion .dont comment on things u dont knw pple.the in thing on confident man is short sleved suits and suits wth a bottom that will b a short.Gosh.get over yoself peopleand stop parading yo lack of change and accepting new trends.goshhhhh

God bless you guy. The kind of ignorance one comes by on NL can be nauseating. all of dem just dey open their dirty mouths dey yarn dust since morning. NL has been hijacked by ignoramuses and this is my major reason of my less frequent visits. Fooools that don't know jack about fashion posing like fashionistas. I tire o!