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Sports › Re: Desire Oparanozie's Goal Nominated As The Most Beautiful Goal In The French Cup by Fortissimo502: 8:14am On May 21, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
That na normal goal na
Why the over hype?
Even my grandmother can score that goal
Once you notice goal keeper don loose guard then you strike am
You be Edo boy abi?
Health › Re: How Can I Recover Back My Sense Of Taste And Smell? by Fortissimo502: 7:47am On May 11, 2020
Mightyhaiz:
7th cranial nerve compression... Take prednisolone... But talk to your doc first
Lol, joker. And you made this diagnosis based on what? Did you see his MRI? cheesy
Pets › Re: No Pedigree Pitbull In Naija??? by Fortissimo502: 3:33pm On May 10, 2020
Soferkizzy007:
100% blooded pitbull
Omo see DOG!
Travel › Re: Nigerian Students In Canada: How Do You Survive? by Fortissimo502: 11:45pm On May 07, 2020
Anyone at Ontario Tech?
Health › Re: COVID-19: 381 New Cases Reported, 4 Deaths And 67 Discharged On May 7 by Fortissimo502: 11:43pm On May 07, 2020
Lorazepam:
shocked shocked shocked Lagos
What's up with your username? Are you a fan of benzos?
Health › Re: Ondo: Driver, 2 Others Carrying COVID-19 Patients, Blood Samples, Test Positive by Fortissimo502: 6:31pm On May 04, 2020
delugajackson:
For a disease as deadly as Corona, anyone conveying or coming in contact with patients should be fully adorned as if you're going to the moon. Yet, there are still reports of people getting infected even with the PPE. The severity of this virus is unimaginable.

Best is to stay indoors. You might never know who suffers it, cause most carriers are asymptomatic. No more social lifestyle. 5feet apart is how we live now.
Contradictory. If it's as deadly as you portray, why do you also believe most carriers are asymptomatic? It's either one or the other.
Christianity Etc › Re: Your Attitude To Sin Determines Your Salvation/Perfection, Not Activities by Fortissimo502: 1:30pm On May 03, 2020
Speak plainly. To be born again, all you have to do is believe in Jesus and accept Him as your Savior.
Health › Re: One COVID-19 Patient Escapes From Taraba Isolation Centre by Fortissimo502: 2:44am On May 03, 2020
iCauseTrouble:
We should find out why they are escaping. They might not be treated well in terms basic ammmenities
Haba bros! How many m?
Family › Re: Every Thing Is All Vanity by Fortissimo502: 3:47am On Apr 29, 2020
When you find out the reason you exist, it'll all make sense.
Health › Re: Abia Isolation Centres In Poor State – Resident Doctors by Fortissimo502: 2:47am On Apr 29, 2020
visijo:
Hmn If a fart� goes through underwear and a pair of Jean's how can a cloth mask� protect person from Corona? ��‍♂️ I
Viral particles are much larger than fart "particles".
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Yo-Jong, Jong-Un's Sister To Lead North Korea If He Dies by Fortissimo502: 12:06pm On Apr 26, 2020
Offpoint:
One thing for sure is that tyrants don't last...



But seriously, Na one Family get NK? nawao and I called Nigerian youths cowards?
Is there anything in this world that lasts?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong-un Reportedly Dead After Botched Heart Surgery - TMZ by Fortissimo502: 9:15am On Apr 26, 2020
Ishilove:
*riddance

It's an unconfirmed rumor, by the way.
If it was confirmed, it would no longer be a rumor wink
Health › Re: Why Can't Alcohol Kill Covid19 In The Lung? by Fortissimo502: 11:47pm On Apr 25, 2020
Lol if alcohol found its way to the lungs, it'll kill the healthy lung cells as well.
Family › Re: When A Child Turns Bad. Who Should He Blamed? by Fortissimo502: 1:03am On Apr 24, 2020
The devil.
Politics › Re: Why Was There Fresh Blood Stain In Abba Kyari's Box? (Video) by Fortissimo502: 4:23pm On Apr 19, 2020
CrimeKsmart:
The man is dead, stop hating on the dead. If you can't pray for him, keep quiet don't spread fake news against the dead.

I said it in other thread that igbos are so happy that this gentle man is dead but God go Shame una las Las.
But it's fine to hate on the living?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Key To Be Eligible For Ressurection To Live Forever Like Jesus Christ by Fortissimo502: 11:38am On Apr 12, 2020
OP please don't add things to scripture. You've said a lot of things that are good and true but your wording can mislead people that are very new to the faith and struggling to make sense of their salvation.

The way to the Father is through Jesus. Everything is first and foremost about believing in Jesus and the one who sent him. Everything else comes after, including being filled with the Holy Spirit.

Summary: You aren't going to hell just because you haven't received the Holy Spirit yet.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is 3 O'Clock The Most Effective Hour To Pray?? by Fortissimo502: 8:16am On Apr 12, 2020
Yes. Satan is usually asleep at that time.
Crime › Re: Man Claims To Be A Soldier, Begs After Being Caught Breaking Covid-19 Lockdown by Fortissimo502: 6:13pm On Apr 10, 2020
AmazingELixir:
undecided


These officials do they even understand the meaning of social distancing...see how they're talking into each other mouths..
I was just about to say the same thing. They've missed the whole point.
Family › Re: My Landlord Does House Chores For His Children, Fetches Water For Them by Fortissimo502: 2:49pm On Apr 09, 2020
Mind your business.
Health › Re: Missing Osun Coronavirus Patient Found by Fortissimo502: 4:00pm On Apr 04, 2020
MainJoe:
Lockdown means nothing without testing, isolating and treating infected ones.
Treating them with what?
Travel › Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Fortissimo502: 2:19pm On Mar 30, 2020
Shjack:
Hang in there everyone and stay safe. God is at work in our medical team to find this cure.
Everything will surely end in praise.
I'm curious as to what you actually mean by the sentence I highlighted.
Health › Re: LUTH Sends Away Man Who Tested Positive For COVID-19 Over Lack Of Bed Space - SR by Fortissimo502: 2:32pm On Mar 27, 2020
So you people want hospitals to admit asymptomatic people? Does that make any sense? If we admit everyone with covid, what do we do about people that are actually very sick that need immediate care? Turn them away? Hospitals are not isolation centers. They are treatment centers. Most people that have covid are either asymptomatic or present mild to moderate flu like symptoms. What can you do for them? There's no cure. All they can do is go home and self isolate till they get better.
Health › Re: 7,115 AIDS Carriers Receiving Treatment In Osun – NACA by Fortissimo502: 5:34pm On Mar 05, 2020
You don't carry AIDS, you carry HIV.
Travel › Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Fortissimo502: 12:34pm On Mar 02, 2020
raphrulz:
Hey guys,

If you are landing in Canada this march, and need a one room in a shared apartment till end of march for a decent price (preferably a guy), can you dm me?
You have a house in every city in Canada? shocked
Travel › Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Fortissimo502: 8:31am On Feb 25, 2020
omotayo333:
Hey guys been a minute since I’ve been here. So i have two rooms in a three bedroom condo apartment in Mississauga available from 1st of April. If you’re interested feel free to chat me up. Cheers!!
Sent u a PM.
Travel › Re: 28 Days, 10000 Miles, Railway In India by Fortissimo502: 5:23am On Feb 14, 2020
Wow! What an adventure. I'll probably do something similar someday but will try to avoid the sufferhead lol.
Car Talk › Re: Corolla Or Camry: Which Should I buy? by Fortissimo502: 6:22am On Feb 13, 2020
Forget both. Sell one kidney, buy a Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat, and enjoy the rest of your life.

Thank me later.
Travel › Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Fortissimo502: 12:24am On Feb 11, 2020
capsule:
In addition to this, some province have this requirement that you must have been a resident there for a number of years.
Yes that's for in province admission. There are also some slots for out of province applicants albeit limited.
Travel › Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Fortissimo502: 6:12pm On Feb 10, 2020
Mimmieee:
Hello guys, going through this thread has been so helpful I am so grateful. How feasible is it for one to get into Medical school with a first degree in a science course from Nigeria? Or are there other courses you would advise should be done first for a higher chance of getting admitted? I'm open to advise from all, thanks for your anticipated response.
I'm planning something similar. It's literally impossible except you have a near perfect gpa, crazy MCAT score, outstanding research experience, and amazing extra curricular activities. So I'm actually planning to do a second bachelors degree and aim for all that. It's a calculated risk.
By the way, most med schools do not have any prerequisite courses for admission. And any degree is fine.
Romance › Re: Val's Day: Ladies, Help A Guy With Low Cost, Tasteful Ideas by Fortissimo502: 6:04am On Feb 10, 2020
deebrain:
I'm not a woman.

My heartfelt advice to you---

Wisdom is the principle thing. Get wisdom. And in all your getting, get understanding.
THIS IS THE BEST ADVICE.
Travel › Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Fortissimo502: 4:34pm On Feb 07, 2020
Crummy:
Hello everyone, please I would like to know how feasible it would be for a non medical student, to study to be a medical lab assistant in Canada and get a job.....i would be very grateful if I can get like a cost analysis and time duration possible to achieve this....
Why go for med lab assistant (MLA)? It's better to go for med lab technologist (MLT). Much better pay and much better job prospects.

To study MLT you don't have to be a medical or science student but you'll need to have taken biology and chemistry in high school or university. If you haven't taken those courses, you can easily do them online or in night school.

Admission requirements for MLA are much less stringent. You probably don't need any science courses or you might be able to make them up after admission or something.

The whole process should cost about $20K and take between three to four years if you're going for the MLT. For MLA, you should be in and out in about a year at a fraction of the cost for MLT (maybe $6K?), but I'd strongly advise against that career path.

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