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The north should hijack both senate and speakership abegg...
Let the south answer to them....
Na una get this country jaree

This Alex seems like he hasn't learnt from what that okporoko did to him...

(let me reserve my comments)
If I speak.. I am in trouble - Jose Mourinho 2016

CodeTemplar:
He is overcoming foolishness with foolishness.

Leemao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They would always learn the hard way..

He is even foolish for building one in the first place sef .

kenny714433:
I don't pity anyone again in this country. If Benue people are so foolish then let the keep dying like flies.

I remember when herdsmen kept destroying our farm, the moment we started downing their cows no one advised them to avoid my LGA.

Talk less of coming to kill us in my own home.. Nawa o.
Take the fight to them also, let it be eye for eye.

Didn't they retaliate....??
Abi d wotowoto una give Dem too much...
You know how those anima!z behave....

They should go to Court.

After previewing his candidacy and his slay queen wife...
I am happy that lagosians didn't choose GRV...
Na Indomie generation raised child... I lost interest in him the day I discovered that he is a Yoruba but can't speak his own language... Awon woke generation that feels that tribal language is beneath them...

Ndi Igbo unu chiro una hapu ikuziri umu unu Ka esi asu Igbo ... Ha ga ekweta na odi n'ihu na ona eme, Wee kwaa nmakwara...
Awon Woke generation spoilt kids..

Truth is bitter...
Lol .

Why would I be a Superstar and allow one woman tie me down in the name of a useless word called LOVE or Marriage...
Variety is the spice of life abeggg...
Pique enjoy more bannies abegg

Wey that fool MBAKA...??
Come see our stingy daddy...

Fantastic 💯💯

He is 25 and went ahead to marry a woman (29) older than him...
Una think say na joke when Zonefree my guy recommend only virgins for marriage .,.
Next pls..

So we can't disgrace Haiti like Liverpool did to that useless Man UTD
Mtcheeeeeeeeew

Ipob sef 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nice...
Chimamanda the ugly bitter feminist should rest abeggg

josephm456:
Thanks.

Pls buy iphone 14 for her and use it to bed her to forgive you for not trusting her...

Tell them....
Snatch every man cos we are all good 😊😊

LoL...
Todd and English managers... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This dude reminds me of CaveAdullam

Make em try am with Micheal Ballack or Jaap Stam or El Hadji Diouf, Lee Bowyer, Kieron Dyer, Lehmann, Oliver Kahn, Taribo West, Geremi Njitap Etc... Make I hear say em no loose em Blokos totally...

Caaz:
See internal simping
My attention is like gold,it doesn't come cheaply....you mined it



See you following me like air .

Do not expect any response from me

Do I need to give ugly people attention
Hell No.....
I never see fresh girls finish na Ugu mebiri emebi I wan look...
I enjoy your lamentations reason why I followed you yesterday to see more 🤣🤣🤣🤣

kyber:
A girl I borrowed 15k to solve one issue like that blocked me on all social media account and she doesn’t pass my area any more. I wouldn’t have given her the money but she was so cute and with the way she begged I thought she would refund my money back.
The money I borrowed her was for my school departmental and faculty dues plus 3 days feeding money .

Why are all girls self centered and wicked ?
What do I do now ?
Please help with advice

Even though she blocked you.. you still have her account number... Pls send her 30k and trust me... She would unblock you...
Cheers .

Uptheante:
Forgive her & beg her not to cheat on you again.

Buy her the phone you wanted to, make sure it's the type she loves. If you're not financially buoyant enough, borrow money to buy it for her.

Place her on monthly salary/allowance & also spoil her with gifts & goodies.

Find out about her parents & also place them on monthly salary.

Buy a car for her dad & also pay her rent if she stays alone.

You can even make things easier for yourself by agreeing to be sharing her with the other guy. Make a time table with the other guy so as to know whose turn is it to Bleep her.

Always treat her as a queen bcoz she's an angel & she can do no harm.

Profess your undying love for her & explain to her how miserable you'll be if you lose her. Make sure you are crying while doing this.

Cook for her, wash her clothes & panties & also lick her butt. Also be going on errands for her so she doesn't stress herself.

She's the only girl in the world that is good for you & you must bend your back over for her.

Remember, for any of these that you can't do, pls borrow enough money. You can use your family land or other properties as collateral.

Do all these & thank me later Mr. Simp 😛

Best advice to the guy ..
I didn't even saw this when I dropped mine that is similar 🤣🤣🤣🤣

luminouz:
Valid point kee u dia. He just wasted his time advising you because you still won't listen. You will keep fuqin her and get embittered with time. You will try to save her, monitor her, pet her and finally lose your shiit and beat/kill her.

A woman never cheats by mistake. And a cheating woman never repents if you forgive her, she will cheat AGAIN and make you pay for your weakness in forgiving her.

You can take this to CBN.

My Gee with the Fat "K"... It's been a while bro...
Back to the matter. Like Yiu stated, this dude isn't ready... He would forgive her definitely but doom awaits him in time to come as far as that relationship is concerned.... 🤣🤣🤣

Dindondin:
She wan collect her phone from you before dropping you like shit.
Tell her you v heard her. Don't hurry to buy the phone, wait for like a month. Before that one month close, try to fûck her like 5-10 times. If she no gree make you do just 1, know that she's not into you and only dating you for the crumbs she gets from you.
Most of these tiny legs girls aren't loyal.
Use your brain to save yourself from spending money without gain or giving it a trial to know if she really loves you. No forget the fûck part!

You dey waste better OT for lover boy head....
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is in love and won't hear you bro... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Andres28:
Hello guys this a true event that's just happened to me and I'm currently battling with it.

So I met this girl around June last 2022... In a short time I made my intention to her that I was interested in her to which she agreed and we started dating..

prior to that i'd asked her if she was in any relationship to which she said no and that she didn't want any relationship again cos she has been disappointed a lot

Now fast forward to what happened.
On 1st of April this my girl posted a picture of two guys on her WhatsApp status, one of the pictures she put love emojis on it while the other one she didn't.

So I called her and asked her why she posted other guys in her status so she said it doesn't mean anything.

And before now I was already suspecting her cos sometimes she will tell me she's going to work on Sundays when basically their shop doesn't open on Sundays--off course I never questioned her about that.

So when this incident happened I took it very serious as an opportunity to find out whether she was cheating on me or not.

Now yesterday been 3rd of April I had promised to buy her a new phone cos the one she's using has gone very bad.

So while she posted that picture I confronted her boldly telling her that I can't believe all these while she's been cheating on me..

I just did this without any evidence and I was so violent about it so after a few minutes she dropped a voice message to me telling me that I know we use to have misunderstanding a lot.

Now I got really convinced that she has actually cheated so I called her to my place for proper questioning which she admitted that yes she did it and that she and that guy was already asking her out before we met.
So I asked her she accepted the guy while we were already on and why she cheated on me with him and she said she was having feelings for him cos they already knew a long time.

And then she told me she has already seperated from the guy since November last year and that I should forgive her so we can move on cos then she was not having so much feelings for me then as she do now that was what led to the whole thing.

Guys before we started I had already told her that the only thing I don't forgive on this earth is cheating which she also said she hated it so much as well.

Now guys I love this girl so much but the truth is I'm finding it almost impossible to forgive her and to trust her again

If you're in my place what exactly would you do given that if she has also denied cheating I wouldn't have found out in any way.
This is not a make up story----

There has been no joy in me for over 3 days now

Farano, dominique, Rockstation move this piece to front page.

Be fast and buy her the brand new phone you promised her..
Make sure the name on the receipt is hers, give it to her as a show of appreciation for her cheating on you...
Remember, e no easy to get girlfriend oo.. I hope you do give her . monthly allowances like 50k and above... If you don't pls start doing so, so that you won't loose her...
Don't act like me that doesn't spend shi shi in women...

He died foolishly..
No fvcks given..

Next............................

LordFriar:
Nawa o. All this epistle on top say chief asked if you're some retard named Ahnie? E sure you say you dey ok so?

Na she be Ahnie ....
She chop ban for that account...
I see one thread wey em defame one moniker and it seems the guy reported her....

E be like say na d annoyance she use dey rant give you...
Ignore the looser..