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LoL...
Todd and English managers... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This dude reminds me of CaveAdullam

Make em try am with Micheal Ballack or Jaap Stam or El Hadji Diouf, Lee Bowyer, Kieron Dyer, Lehmann, Oliver Kahn, Taribo West, Geremi Njitap Etc... Make I hear say em no loose em Blokos totally...

Caaz:
See internal simping
My attention is like gold,it doesn't come cheaply....you mined it



See you following me like air .

Do not expect any response from me

Do I need to give ugly people attention
Hell No.....
I never see fresh girls finish na Ugu mebiri emebi I wan look...
I enjoy your lamentations reason why I followed you yesterday to see more 🤣🤣🤣🤣

kyber:
A girl I borrowed 15k to solve one issue like that blocked me on all social media account and she doesn’t pass my area any more. I wouldn’t have given her the money but she was so cute and with the way she begged I thought she would refund my money back.
The money I borrowed her was for my school departmental and faculty dues plus 3 days feeding money .

Why are all girls self centered and wicked ?
What do I do now ?
Please help with advice

Even though she blocked you.. you still have her account number... Pls send her 30k and trust me... She would unblock you...
Cheers .

Uptheante:
Forgive her & beg her not to cheat on you again.

Buy her the phone you wanted to, make sure it's the type she loves. If you're not financially buoyant enough, borrow money to buy it for her.

Place her on monthly salary/allowance & also spoil her with gifts & goodies.

Find out about her parents & also place them on monthly salary.

Buy a car for her dad & also pay her rent if she stays alone.

You can even make things easier for yourself by agreeing to be sharing her with the other guy. Make a time table with the other guy so as to know whose turn is it to Bleep her.

Always treat her as a queen bcoz she's an angel & she can do no harm.

Profess your undying love for her & explain to her how miserable you'll be if you lose her. Make sure you are crying while doing this.

Cook for her, wash her clothes & panties & also lick her butt. Also be going on errands for her so she doesn't stress herself.

She's the only girl in the world that is good for you & you must bend your back over for her.

Remember, for any of these that you can't do, pls borrow enough money. You can use your family land or other properties as collateral.

Do all these & thank me later Mr. Simp 😛

Best advice to the guy ..
I didn't even saw this when I dropped mine that is similar 🤣🤣🤣🤣

luminouz:
Valid point kee u dia. He just wasted his time advising you because you still won't listen. You will keep fuqin her and get embittered with time. You will try to save her, monitor her, pet her and finally lose your shiit and beat/kill her.

A woman never cheats by mistake. And a cheating woman never repents if you forgive her, she will cheat AGAIN and make you pay for your weakness in forgiving her.

You can take this to CBN.

My Gee with the Fat "K"... It's been a while bro...
Back to the matter. Like Yiu stated, this dude isn't ready... He would forgive her definitely but doom awaits him in time to come as far as that relationship is concerned.... 🤣🤣🤣

Dindondin:
She wan collect her phone from you before dropping you like shit.
Tell her you v heard her. Don't hurry to buy the phone, wait for like a month. Before that one month close, try to fûck her like 5-10 times. If she no gree make you do just 1, know that she's not into you and only dating you for the crumbs she gets from you.
Most of these tiny legs girls aren't loyal.
Use your brain to save yourself from spending money without gain or giving it a trial to know if she really loves you. No forget the fûck part!

You dey waste better OT for lover boy head....
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is in love and won't hear you bro... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Andres28:
Hello guys this a true event that's just happened to me and I'm currently battling with it.

So I met this girl around June last 2022... In a short time I made my intention to her that I was interested in her to which she agreed and we started dating..

prior to that i'd asked her if she was in any relationship to which she said no and that she didn't want any relationship again cos she has been disappointed a lot

Now fast forward to what happened.
On 1st of April this my girl posted a picture of two guys on her WhatsApp status, one of the pictures she put love emojis on it while the other one she didn't.

So I called her and asked her why she posted other guys in her status so she said it doesn't mean anything.

And before now I was already suspecting her cos sometimes she will tell me she's going to work on Sundays when basically their shop doesn't open on Sundays--off course I never questioned her about that.

So when this incident happened I took it very serious as an opportunity to find out whether she was cheating on me or not.

Now yesterday been 3rd of April I had promised to buy her a new phone cos the one she's using has gone very bad.

So while she posted that picture I confronted her boldly telling her that I can't believe all these while she's been cheating on me..

I just did this without any evidence and I was so violent about it so after a few minutes she dropped a voice message to me telling me that I know we use to have misunderstanding a lot.

Now I got really convinced that she has actually cheated so I called her to my place for proper questioning which she admitted that yes she did it and that she and that guy was already asking her out before we met.
So I asked her she accepted the guy while we were already on and why she cheated on me with him and she said she was having feelings for him cos they already knew a long time.

And then she told me she has already seperated from the guy since November last year and that I should forgive her so we can move on cos then she was not having so much feelings for me then as she do now that was what led to the whole thing.

Guys before we started I had already told her that the only thing I don't forgive on this earth is cheating which she also said she hated it so much as well.

Now guys I love this girl so much but the truth is I'm finding it almost impossible to forgive her and to trust her again

If you're in my place what exactly would you do given that if she has also denied cheating I wouldn't have found out in any way.
This is not a make up story----

There has been no joy in me for over 3 days now

Farano, dominique, Rockstation move this piece to front page.

Be fast and buy her the brand new phone you promised her..
Make sure the name on the receipt is hers, give it to her as a show of appreciation for her cheating on you...
Remember, e no easy to get girlfriend oo.. I hope you do give her . monthly allowances like 50k and above... If you don't pls start doing so, so that you won't loose her...
Don't act like me that doesn't spend shi shi in women...

He died foolishly..
No fvcks given..

Next............................

LordFriar:
Nawa o. All this epistle on top say chief asked if you're some retard named Ahnie? E sure you say you dey ok so?

Na she be Ahnie ....
She chop ban for that account...
I see one thread wey em defame one moniker and it seems the guy reported her....

E be like say na d annoyance she use dey rant give you...
Ignore the looser..

E no concern people like me...
I have been in GF Knacking game for so long.. and I have never taken any new catch on a date before not even in My university days...
My date venue is usually my house... If you no dey come my Kaban na you Sabi...
No time...
Let the Woke, Romantic boys continue with their date going... E no concern people like me..

LoL...
We are on the same boat...

I do have some Friend request that I kept pending for over 7yrs... I ain't capping...

I no need pokenoser and unnecessary familiarity abegg..

I once regarded Julius Malema... But it seems he is a Fool....
How dare a South African tell Uganda govt how to run their affairs....
Seems this fool has not hear about the word "Sovereignty" before...

LoL...
Another entity go dey lash em favourite Babe now .... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Make Dem deal with am small...
I no know why some elders dey foolish Wallahi...

ehissi:
You sure say that confession was not written at the barrel of a gun? Be like say police never shook broom for inside your prick before ask you question?

Maybe the guy just see the phone for ground pick am up, go sell am ooh.

Only to hear say them kill and rape the owner. Police will torture you to confess what they believe is true or what they want to hear.

If you like, no talk say na you. You go know why them they use the slogan, "Police is your friend", make your mind for come down.....

How can someone confess and say, "I just did it out of wickedness in my heart"?

Does that sounds like a confession someone will make? How can you just see a girl, at 11pm and say I want to sleep with you? She say no, so I rape her?

The confession sounds force and forged.

"Na devil ooh", "I didn't mean to kill her ooh", "It was an accident", "I never meant to hurt/kill her" sounds like a plausible confession.

Not "I just did it out of the wickedness of my heart". If I was a lawyer, I will, take up that case pro bono. Las las, you just see say them threaten to kill am if E no sign that confession and nothing will happen, and the guy swiftly chose life and signed what was before him after days of torture without relief.......

This confession looks staged

I can't help but admit that You have a point on this ..

That guy should be speedily tried let's day for two months, then sentenced to death by hanging and the hanged on live Tv...
Until we start killing (legally) Murderers, they won't stop engaging in Murder... This is Saddening...

As for the dead, I wonder why you would be coming back home alone as a lady by 11pm...
Because you are well trained and mannered doesn't mean that the other fellow is, Social vices would always happen especially in Africa, what best to do is to be save than sorry...

To our Naija girls
No dey form Woke.. don't keep late nights and whem you do pls make sure you go home in the company of (preferably) Male friends...
The days are evil and security can't protect everyone at the same time.. that is the bitter truth... If you like claim feminist and Woke fellow...
Na this kain things make Core muslims in the no dey allow their females go out without a Male company...

Rip to the dead..

Pls don't stop at the rant....
Sue her and let the court fling that use!ess road side feminist to jail...

LoL.. boo Boo said I should wear this... Boo boo said he likes my new bag...
Boo boo said I should add more weight and other boo boo stories.... Leemao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
E choke....

Next .............

190:
Damn!!


Guess he gotta cream-pie it one last time

Oh shey ......
Baddest..

Davash222:
Nigerian men don't cheat!

Na wetin dis una woke generation dey call am...
I call it being Polygamous....

REALretep:
An exaggeration @your bolded statement
I want to believe you are kidding shaa

You dey mind that road side feminist....
Yet na Dem dey always rub it in the eyes of single ladies that they are married...
No surprise say that one started living a bit better life after getting married...

This dude is hilarious..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And who is that noisy girl up their polluting the thread...

Ordinary cheating is wjattis hard for you to do...
A shame..

helinues:
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And I been dey rate you before thinking say Yiu get sense....
Kaiii

Walkover for us Arsenal 💯💯🔥🔥

Fuckallmods:
Add Mason greenwood the serial molester and assaulter. I'm a United fan and o don't support rubbish

Shut up fool.. greenwood didn't do any wrong..
Stoopid folks like you are quick to believe women.. simp.

And hey.. I am a die hard Arsenal fan and I am enjoying man UTD current misery..