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[quote author=Mynd_44]**coughs**[/quote]I wonder who call this guy name...

Owk.. Na Uduak himself...

Hahahahahaha.... He haf show

"Attai, na wetin happen yesterday night?"

Flow asked me the next morning. I had woken up to see him sitting at the edge of the bed with a worried look on his face. It was strange though that his finger was buried deeply into his mouth. He was chewing it badly.

"Flow, your finger get pepper and kuli-kuli?"

I asked him instead of answering his question. He only looked at me and shook his head.

"I hear something about Uduak"

He continued. I just laughed, stood up, pulled my boxers and walked into the bathroom. I turned on the shower and allowed it splash on my body. I had soaped my body abundantly, using considerably amount of liquid soap on my obolojombo. The hair had grown into afro so it needed a little extra care. I was soaping my face when I heard the door open so I could not open my eyes. I quickly rinsed my face and opened my eyes to see Flow holding a 9.mm aimed at my diicckk.

"Yehhh... Na from that angle you wan kill me?"

I asked because I felt he was not serious.

"I wan send you diickless go heaven"

He replied before cocking the gun and pointing at back at my diicckk.

"Wait na, Alhaji say make we carry Uduak follow body go Abuja."

I had not finished the statement when Flow staggered back after dropping the weapon on the ground. I jumped up expecting it to fire but it did not. I quickly bent down and picked the weapon to see the safety latch on. I laughed continued bathing. After drying myself in the bathroom, I walked out to meet Flow passed out on the bed. Seemed he had fainted the 2nd time.

"Flow?"

I shouted his name. He did not steer even a little bit.

"Uduak no go follow us"

I whispered. He opened his eyes wearing a blank expression like he had just come back from outer space.

"Alhaji say we need PA and na Uduak be our PA"

He fainted back. I just laughed, got a clean short, wore it and proceeded to check the car. I walked out of the room into the morning sun. Uduak laid close to the door sleeping peacefully, his face swollen on one side. Haruna seemed to have done a good job but it was incomplete since Uduak was still alive.

"Oga Attai!"

I heard a harsh whisper behind me. I turned to see Haruna beckon me from the window. I walked towards him, Uduak still laid sprawled on the ground and was sleeping peacefully.

"Uduak wallahi I be dan-daudu"
**dan-daudu = homo**

He whispered. I was shocked. But it was the same boy that had given the ashawo a hot chase the other day so I doubted him a little bit.

"Him fvuck you?"

I whispered to him.

"No o. Na Allah I save me fa. My nyash po wear am for pampers wallahi"

He whispered.

"Eya, sorry you hear. Oya come wash this car"

I said to him. I turned and looked at Uduak. He had adjusted his position and was facing upwards. Spittle was coming out a great deal from his mouth which hung open. A fly perched on his mouth sucking the saliva that was coming out. Right before my eyes, the fly fell down dead. Haruna came out at the same time.

"Wanna yaron ko... Wata rana kashe shi zan yi"
**this boy eh, I will kill him one day**

He gave Uduak a heavy kick that got him jumping up. He wanted to protest but looking at Haruna's angry face, he mellowed.

"Oga Haruna, good morning"

Uduak greeted...


TO BE CONTINUED...

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[quote author=sкчscrαρεr™]take am easy naw, ur blood too dey boil. Wetin u bin expect? Mak e share himself into two so dem go dey update for both thread. Smh![/quote]No beat her abeg. No vex you hear

The rock5555: Abeg oga Foxy no vex abeg, sorry for all the delay.

Work don dey too much.

Typing...

**Rubs hand together and waits for update**



No confuse o

princesa: You never tell me wetin you dey find everytime for my backside

anyways, you've doused a lil boredom dis afternoon, nomore derailing from me...

Thanks

Mynd is correct about one thing though...

''barely present backside''