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I'n so happy that my story finally made front page!!!!!!!

pinkshell: I hope to God dis story az an end.
May e no go be like
'oga carzola' Tales by moonlight.
Wia inspiration sieze even b4 d story began #NoOffenceIntended.

Talking about inspiration... You wan try me?

kingphilip: abeg do start ur thread for dis literature section me no fit wait... where u go hide since self

I tire for her o...

Her work make sense wella, I come dey reason if she be prophet. Make I fold my hand dey observe sha.


Other writers... I dey wait for una oooo...

[quote author=Mynd_44]As soon as Mazi asks me to[/quote]O boy, wahala dey o... Where Mazi dey now? Na im come wan delay the competition abi wetin

I was dragged out of the car with my shirt filled with sweats.

"na you give my daughter belle abi? Ori e ti baje leni (your head has spoilt today)"

oga Landlord asked me a completely rhetorical question because he knows the answer to his question already.

I said " ermm no, no, yes, abi no, na.." but I was cut short by oga landlord shout "you wan deny am abi? ko ni da fun iyalaya e (its won't be well for your great grand mother)".

I didn't bother replying cos I get worse from flow and our agbero friend.

"abeg no kill am yet o, him must take care of him wife o"

iya landlord said from the corner of the compound she stayed. Which kind wife this woman dey talk, I did the "God forbid" sign inside of me. I dare not do that outside if I dont want my head as ingredient for isiewu.

N.B. The "God forbid" sign is the sign you do by carrying ur hand over ur head from the front to the back.

"Attai, bye bye o we go see na" Flow said to me from the partially-damaged car and drove out.

But he did a sign that looked like 'am waiting for you o, be fast o' I cursed Flow under my breath 'mad boy' "wetin you talk? You dey call me mad? Oti ku leni (you are dead today)" oga landlord asked and declared, "nooo, na stupid I say o" before I could change my word the cutlass had landed on my legs, I felt liquid come out of legs, ass, and my piss organ.

I say a big man coloured white with large white wings, I tried moving close to him but he quickly stopped me with his right hand and covered his nose with his left hand. Chai, even angel dey feel my products.

"Go back"

he said amidst clenched teeth. I thought he said come back and I moved closer to beg him not to allow me come back but he quickly added hand sign to his converse. Then I knew I should go back. It was then I felt my eyes opening, then I looked at my legs thinking its no more there, but I still saw the legs and the cutlass. It was then i realised that it was the blunt side that landed on my leg, when I looked all around me i saw that every body had run off.

All but Oga landlord, he was holding his nose with one hand while the other held me firmly with my collar with his two eyes closed and probably his ears also closed so as to disallow any form air into him. I surveyed the whole place, i saw a wallet closed to me, i quickly picked it. I tried releasing myself from Oga landlord's grip but its seems like i was being held by the Great khali of world wrestling entertainment (wwe) he held on tight even with just one hand and closed eyes.

"where is your father?"

I heard what sounds like iya landlord's voice coming faintly from the closed door of the house. I quickly peeled off my clothe from my body and left it with him, I took to my heels.

As i was running, I heard a sound behind me, I looked back and saw that Oga landlord had regained consciousness. Gboaaa I bounced and crashed down as I bumped on someone as big and fat like Mark Henry of wwe as I was about to escape the compound.

"where you dey run to?"

A very deep voice that sounds like that of jean claude van damme asked me. I looked at the owner of the voice and realised it was the same person that had blocked my escape. Chai this people go call bounces for me sha, na God go punish all of una o.

"Help me catch am" oga landlord voice rang from the back, " I wan go buy drugs" I shouted as I stood up, "you wan abort the baby abi? Ori e ti daru patapata (you are completely mad)"

Landlord said catching up with us with the cutlass hanging from his right hand as he gained distance closer to us. If this man get here, I don die be that o. I stylishing moved beside the macho guy as he lighten his grip on my belt.

"I wan go register for anti-natal"

I screamed as I snatched my belt from him and I bolted out of the compound towards the other end of the street I saw Flow headed to. Macho man and oga landlord chased after me.

I ran for some minutes wondering where Flow had packed the car. I saw it some meters to me after reaching while running, by then the number of people chasing me has increased from two to twenty. Fortunately for me, Flow parked facing the other side, I thank my stars silently and slowed down abit, but changed my mind immediately when I saw that Flow had already started moving, I increased my speed to shame Usain Bolt. I caught up with him before he started speeding, but he didn't open the door 4 me.

"open the door na" I almost cried at Flow

But he only smiled like he was listening to Basket mouth jokes.

When I discovered he wasn't gonna open I jumped in through the window.

"smoke don dey your head o" I said to him.

"wey your shirt Attai?" he asked after I had sat down properly.

"Na him you wear so na" I said to him.

I looked back and say that they were still following

"Flow step on the pedal jor!!!"

chistar01: sixted, sevented and eighted

The rock5555: Guess who's back

[size=40pt]The Coward [/size]

princesa: Yes na, because you're irresistible



you've tried. Kudos to you for a job welldone


enjoy yourself in ur office.

This is sarcastic ooo