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papa king: Just show this post, very sure i will win this if i can still get in. Even though i am concerned about someone stealing and selling my creative works, i will nevertheless like to test my skills for the fun of it. Please let me know when i can get in.

The next edition. 10,000 words... 100 dollars at stake... You go chop beans if na new account you dey use.

Let me tell you a secret... You will see how hard the writers will write when they qualify. Don't over judge them with their first works...

Please support a new writer

https://www.nairaland.com/1461497/life-uam-boy#18549623

Thanks...

Larai Boluwaji: Why must it be sunday? Stop being so bossy,u arnt d only judge here. Mazi said by sunday so let the judges have everything ready before then for smooth transition

This thread really was unplanned.

I will reserve my comment until the end of the competition.

Most time, the PM button is really a wonderful tool to work with.

HumbledbYGrace: Let me drop my something too.

Foxy, stay off back please

You should have smiled... This one you are boning.

If what you wanna say is "sensible", then I would have no probs with it

Vivly: Hmmm. This one na unto chyking things o

Abu wan comot my eye with punch... Na crime to help person develop im passion?

I no even drop my number self but eh, my number is on my signature

Oya, Mikey, come and kill me

You have an interesting diary... First Diary I read here after Jyde's own...

Nice one!!!!


RIP barbie

[quote author=Efemena_xy]My feedback analysis, critiques and nominated five will come through on Sunday, not before.[/quote]I hate working with women walai....

What stopped you from using the PM button?

Efe, you ma sef

Do you stay in Abuja? We can work things out you know

#Fineboynowrinkles#

What's the story about?

I am about to come down on you real hard































I dey come make I go read from beginning!!

princesa: fun ba, i know you're tripping for me

anyway, my hormonal fluctuation determine my mood and if i wanna comment or bicker, and for a while its being static

Tripping for who?

Not in a million years. I am supposed to ask you that self...

#Fine boy no pimples#

princesa: someone is having middle age crisis

Like seriously, na which kind person you be self.... You just abandon the thread like that and you know say to quarrel with you na fun

princesa: Okay, finished reading all entries and as usual I've got a little something something


T-flow: good choice of diction, impressive narration and dialogue, consistent plot. The opening paragraph was bulky, some copy and paste work? Please endeavour to keep the opening paragraph catchy, precise and punchy.

Numerruno- Me thinks your story lacks a definite sense of direction and the plot inconsistent with so many characters that do not have clear-cut roles. I advise that you concentrate on and develop very few characters if you get to the next round.

Oma4u: hmm, it felt like i was watching a flick from 'yollywood' (the yoruba version of the nollywood ). Anyway, the proverb coloured dialogues suit the epic piece I.e. Good dialogue, good spacing too, but the length! Did you word count? don't forget you have to always work with the rules of the competition.




That all criticism i have, will be dropping my best five soon..

Madawaki01: lol,d guy knew wat he was doing too...btw.,foxy's nt commentin anymore?wetin happen.

I still dey y'all, been alittle busy.

After evaporating the last of the fart due to the wickedness of that ugly mama put, maybe she used dead peoples washed body water to cook that food. She must be a witch or so i thought, i forgot that we did not even pay for the food completely.

"Abi flow and the woman dey meet untop tree for night, or so i thought."

I walked to the car and opened the door to pick the package when a soft hand toched me.

What came to my mind next was, Attai, that woman don come to collect her money from your hand since you no pay, i watched a naija film where people that were given something later were called upon in the night to return it back.

A cold fear caught me as i began looking forward to a witch and wizard meeting, something told me to pray but since i was born i had never entered church except my dedication ceremony or so i thought. Atleast it was easier to beg maybe she may have pity on me.

"Ma, no be me, na flow say make we go...."

My eyes cleared to see the beauty i was admiring who pointed a gun at us, she was the one that held my shirt from behind. Damn, i have fucckedup i thought.

"Complete what you were saying"

She said with an angelic voice that made me forgot i was in trouble or talking with a female soldier, i just kept on gulping at her pretty features on her face.

I quickly changed my grammar to that of a gentleman from the united states of Ajegule.

"Baby, i just wanted to say your are beautiful and i would...." a hot slap made me forget my love hormones as mt eyes opened to see a strong face soldiers standing at my front.

"Sorry, i be wan say na flow say make i go find toilet em, i mean tire buy"

I said with a shaking voice, ever since i was born no slap entered my head like that, i just shaking from the slap a woman gave me, i forgot to fart sef.

"I like your voice but what are you doing outside by this time, you better enter back into General's house with your car or else it would be a heap of empty iron in the morning"

So i don dey hear french because that was the language i was hearing when she spoke to me or maybe my ears had been configured or so i thought. Make them even steal the motor, am sure the buyers would insult them alot.

"Thank you miss"

"You seem like a gentleman to me, can i have your number"

Wayo allah, this was like a dream to me, i never believe that my handsomeness could take me this far, for once i thanked my mother for giving birth to a fair boy, but the problem was how to remove my phone.

It had fell so many times that rubber ring, cellotape and superglue could not hold it again. I just quote out my number to her as she copied it in her phone and started walking away.

"Please can i kiss you?"

The words came out before i could hold my mouth, am sure it was my village people that was causing all this mishaps on my life.

"Did i hear you well, are you insane, my friend go down on you bottoms"

I could not believe that a lady who just literally toasted me was commanding me like a wild tigress.

I went down and she ordered me to do frog jump while she counted from one to hundred.

"God if i no join soldier make my nose break, just see as common girl dey deal the mess out of me" i thought only in my mind to avoid my punishment from increasing.

"Abeg, ma, i no go openmy mouth again, infact i don put padlock for am" i begged as the pains from the frog jump became too much.

"Oya dey go now" i jumped on my feet and began running into the house without the package when she started laughing hard.

Wetin dey make this demon laugh, abi i don shit for body or so i thought.

"Come back here please" she said while still compressing her laughter. I walked to her slowly.

"You dey mad o, abi you be JJC, its like you joined the force new because this is the first time i had given another soldier punishment and he complied. You must be a learner, look at how you were running sef".

That was the moment i remembered that i was putting on a military uniform, i would have slapped myself if i was not feeling pains already. Attai you be dormant fooool i concluded.

I started the car and drove into the general's house and packed in an empty space then i took out the package, check the contents to see it still intact and then i went into the house.

"Attai, why you stay like that na?" flow attacked me.

"Mehn, no be small kungfu i do for outside jare, i just flat down three soldiers who wanted harrasing me" i boasted because i would not want anybody to know i was dealt with by a girl.

"Attai you sabi lie jare"

Flow knew i could not even beat him so how was it possible that i stood against three soldier men.

"Uhm thats impressive, i would like you to meet my boys".

The general wistled as three hefty dudes came to the sitting room.

"This boy just beat three men singlehandedly so i want you boys to test his strenght, maybe he can join us if his good"

They walked slowly towards me as my legs began shaking and a big fart started boiling in my stomach again.

To be continued...

Sorry for all the delays, make i continue now.

Time for my own contribution.

7 is enough for the final round as stated by the original masterplan. Whatever HBG is saying does not matter. We are working with what was given.

HBG, you don't create things out of nothingness. Each of us read the rules before the competition started proper. The 7 out of the 15 shall qualify where they will contest for the final price.

Mazi... We both know not everybody will submit their stories in the first place so let's stick to plan.

Ehm... Giving an outright winner is injustice as I believe some writers kept their A-game for later.


HBG... Control yourself...

Skipping the final round? E no make sense at all o... Haba... Whatz the essence. We all know not everybody will submit. Even during the detective series, I effed up.

Be cool Mazi.. I wanna see how the qualifying writers will take on the next stage.

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