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Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by FoxyFlow(m): 1:32pm On Oct 08, 2013
Them have ban Rock555 walai... I just saw his hidden comment... Too bad!!!

Eeya, PM me make I upload am for you grin
Literature › Re: An Evening With Eva (2013 Triple Award Winner in Crime. Thriller. Action.) by FoxyFlow(m): 7:16pm On Oct 07, 2013
Sexitee03: Oga foxy, I agree oo. I'm missing the love of my sexuality fellow writers! Fellow writer will come to another writers thread and comment and praise n encourage. Even oga jaybee d moderator go come encourage u. When they need to correct you, they send you a mail! That's maturity. Maybe because sexuality is hidden that's y u don't know there are better writers on NL! Only kay came over and you are beefing! Wait till I come over and my other ogas join too. Wetin them go come do then! Nawa oo,
No be only Kay come here o. I first come here. During cuddlemii time, it was all love but now, Mynd just dey overhype the whole thing. I remember when Jaybee send me email make I stop to dey post igbo stuffs for prople thread, I respect myself. See am now, this dude just dey do anyhow. Smh
Literature › Re: Short Story Competition by FoxyFlow(m): 6:39pm On Oct 07, 2013
papa king: Please i want to know when the next edition begins and how i can get in, thanks.
When it starts, you will know. grin
Literature › Re: An Evening With Eva (2013 Triple Award Winner in Crime. Thriller. Action.) by FoxyFlow(m): 6:38pm On Oct 07, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]**yawns**

1. Please post on topic always. Don't derail or tribalize threads

Warning given.......[/quote]Him go derail him own thread again?
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Literature › Re: An Evening With Eva (2013 Triple Award Winner in Crime. Thriller. Action.) by FoxyFlow(m): 6:38pm On Oct 07, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]**yawns**

1. Please post on topic always. Don't derail or tribalize threads

Warning given.......[/quote]Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

You are losing it Mynd!!!
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Literature › Re: An Evening With Eva (2013 Triple Award Winner in Crime. Thriller. Action.) by FoxyFlow(m): 6:37pm On Oct 07, 2013
kayemjay: Wait o. During elections, don't contestants campaign and clamor for votes? During competitions on NL, I have seen campaigns and clamor for votes!
So what rule do u have that says that campAigns should not be done?

I have noticed your beef and if you can't handle a breath of fresh air, why not just lay low and watch people better at the game run things?

Power intoxicates sha.
You don't understand Kay. I will break it down.

Your story have pushed Mynd's story to the background. That's whatsap.(I hope you get the hidden message)

He might end up hiding my post, but I know he won't ban me. You can advertise for all you want, if he disqualifies you, we will start a campaign against him. angry angry angry

Bros sha, I dey feel you. You story go make best Action, Thriller, Adventure etc for Nairaland.

50 gbosa for you!!!!!!!!
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Literature › Re: An Evening With Eva (2013 Triple Award Winner in Crime. Thriller. Action.) by FoxyFlow(m): 6:27pm On Oct 07, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]One more advertising of this thread to people by anyone and it will be disqualified......[/quote]Some people no go hear word. No just blame the author sha, just know say some bad belle people dey around grin
Literature › Re: Short Story Competition by FoxyFlow(m): 6:00pm On Oct 07, 2013
[quote author=Miss_Fibre]Lost for words to say, can't believe I got many likes. I have been following the whole analysis in the background and I dare say the judges did a pretty good job. There was a time I felt I was going to lose out but as the nominations kept coming out, I knew I stood a chance against the guys. Talk about keeping the killer blow till later.

Guys, get ready to get blown off. I am winning this competition not for the money but for the women. Yes, the women folks.

Call me a feminist, I don't care. You are about to get served!![/quote]Everybody is loving you!!

Me ma I am ooo
Literature › Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by FoxyFlow(op): 5:59pm On Oct 07, 2013
[quote author=*kida-berry#]Foxy dearest[/quote]Kida-Luvy grin grin grin

Finally, we are moving our ministry to the permanent site.

You will be surprised by what will hit you next
Romance › Re: My worst nightmare by FoxyFlow(m): 4:14pm On Oct 07, 2013
LorDtimex Tha Cyßergenius

Still passing with my bell and BIBLE angry
Romance › Re: My worst nightmare by FoxyFlow(m): 4:05pm On Oct 07, 2013
chineloSA: what you did is called SELF INFLICTED PAIN. And you expect us to feel for you. Why did you have to tell your exhuh? Seriously, why? Is he your fatherhuh

Does his prayers get to heaven faster than the Angels prayers undecided undecided undecided

Go remove that appendix, and while under that anaesthetic, please dream about another man.

HE HAS MOVED ON GIRL. HE DOESNT WANT YOU undecided undecided
Dream about me wink wink

I'm not joking o, my thoughts can really aid the healing process.

Another thing, ignore this poster!!!
Romance › Re: My worst nightmare by FoxyFlow(m): 3:58pm On Oct 07, 2013
Marthakings: na so I see am o
Just know I passed through this route with my bible and bell **shouting prayers**
Literature › Re: The Saviour II : The Salvation Operations by FoxyFlow(m): 3:23pm On Oct 07, 2013
Officially following angry
Literature › Re: Short Story Competition by FoxyFlow(m): 10:14am On Oct 07, 2013
grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Warri Boys Letter To Goodluck Jonathan by FoxyFlow(op): 9:54am On Oct 07, 2013
The link no gree copy and paste.

Make una manage am like that....


http://thenigeriangazette.com/warri-boys-letter-to-president-jonathan-on-ASUU-strike-hilarious/
Literature › Re: Short Story Competition by FoxyFlow(m): 7:05am On Oct 07, 2013
Oya na...

I go observe una wella!!!
Literature › Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by FoxyFlow(op): 4:51pm On Oct 06, 2013
"Flow abeg join me na, i no wan die" i wispered to Flow who seemed not to be interested.

Flow stood up and i thought he wanted to come help me but instead he walked to a chair near the general and sat down opening his urine stained legs.

"Oga general, na Attai we dey call 'Rock of Ages' because him hand fit crack rock down, him sabi fight well well, him best move na shadow kick sef"

Flow mudered me with his mouth to the General as the man nodded while smiling wickedly.

"I don die today, na so i go return back to the grave without fufilling my mission on earth, no way" i said as an idea entered into my coconut head.

"Oga General, i don retire, na before i sabi fight, but see now i don fat finish, see my belly like ogogoro drinker, my muscles dey like opkporoko. I no get style again o"

"no worry, when this my fat hand mold you blow you go lean like banana" the most gymed up bodyguard told me as they still walk closer to me.

"General, hahaha, sorry sir, na too much drink cause am o, na just common soldier ants i kill, i forget to add the ant in my first statement, Flow no be so?"

"Attai, you dey mad, so na soldier ant you come dey show power for, then you come dey form for us,abeg no mind am him sabi fight, make una try am see"

Chai, this Flow don kill me,i shouted as a hot blow swip acrocss my face which i smartly dodge but the next was too quick for me. It got me on the stomach and the fart that had stored there saved me.

"Cracra, tatatatatatatata"

Everyone dunked including Flow who had started realeasing his favourite mood which was urinating. The general was shaking like a bitterleaf plant while his boys laid like planks on the ground, i quickly took a diamond watch which laid on the table and then joined them to lie on the ground.

"Boss, coast clear" a bodyguard shouted as he stood up.

"Those drunken soldiers are bas'tards, they can never get me"

"General, na who them be?"

"They are just bullet hungry soldier men who drink to stupor in the officer's mess and then start wasteing their bullets, just see as they almost attacked my house"

Flow looked at me and grinned, if only the General knew that it was my fart that sounded like a gun battle he would have had my head for dinner. Everyone had forgotten about my imperious fight as the general ordered his boys to go inside and get his suitecase.

The deal was done cooly as the money was exchanged then counted by Flow and then the package was given to the general.

"Make una sleep till tomorow, because night don do" the general urged us which we quickly agreed, who wont.

"Spider!!! Come carry this boys go room"

I wondered while man was not added at the end of his name, atleast it would make a nice combo to see a black spiderman.

We were led to our rooms, immediately i saw the bed i almost cried out in joy.

"So na like this we dey suffer for this abgero house abi, na now enjoyment go dey"

I jumped on the bed as soon as the door was closed while flow ran to the bathroom.

"Attai, you don see this kind fresh place for your life"

"No, na for your mama dream i been dey see am"

My eyes went to another gold plated chain which i gratefully drapped into my pocket.

"Flow, better dey o, see money for wardrobe abeg"

Flow and money could be called Aki and Popo because he could smell it from 200yards away, at the mention of Money, Flow ran out of the bathroom like it was burning and saw the money.

"Chai, Attai i no dey baf again, money don wash my body clean, abeg go bring black leather come, i wan sample this cash.

I ran to the kicthen and stole a leather bag even though two cooks were inside, i even flinged three big pieces of meat in y mouth before jinxing out.

The money was hidden under our bed which we did night vigil upon till morning. The General added more money for our transport and other needs which we accepted gratefully.

"Atleast person don get cash to pay for the fake tires we buy and to enjoy lashigidi with new purchases or so we thought".

"Guys go back now" our abgero friend told us but flow was still angry with the dude concerning their fights.

We drove into the compound to see Oga landlord waiting for us whith a sharp cutlass in his hands while his ugly daughter stood near him crying.

"Attai, you don kill yoursef with your prick today" flow wispered before the landlord's cutlass slammed down on our windscreen and i was dragged ouside with my shirt which was already filled with sweat.
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Politics › Re: Governor Aliyu Bans Old Boats In Niger by FoxyFlow(m): 4:25pm On Oct 06, 2013
What shall it profit them to buy new boats and still die from overcrowdedness?

Some shout..

God Forbid!!!
Literature › Re: Short Story Competition by FoxyFlow(m): 4:12pm On Oct 06, 2013
Hahahahaha.... Princesa, please no allow Plainmirror kill himself. Those words is ego killing. I beg you in the name of God, modify it. I know you made the list of judges but that is not enough to rub it of PM's face.

We all have our attitude but maturity says we should tolerate others. Giving him words that will give him sleepless nights is not nice you know. A little bit immature on your part saying you determined his fate.

You had an opportunity which he did not get. You harnessed it. Such opportunities don't come all the time. Stepping on toes will do no one no good.

Like someone pointed out, a goat that is put in place of a lion cease acting like a goat but will take tthe characteristics of a lion. What the writer failed to mention is that, it will still remain a goat and eat grass whilst a lion still consumes flesh.

Princessa, please, do not repeat this again. A judge should not get exasperated by the characters and backlash of those she judges. It shows the maturity. You handle and run the show, do your thing, and forget others.

Plainmirror, you got what you wanted, albeit in an unkind tone. I hope you learn a little bit from it. Everyone has his breaking point, and you just broke Princesa resulting in those words she used on you.

Chose your words and battle wisely next time bro.

Take heart...


Peace out!!!
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Literature › Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by FoxyFlow(op): 3:26pm On Oct 06, 2013
Still i write
Literature › Re: Short Story Competition by FoxyFlow(m): 7:18pm On Oct 05, 2013
Bestluv584: @HBD, i luv d way u critise, u r nt too harsh, bt i wasn't d one dat wrote dat crap. Bt i av sorted out evrytin wit d fool dat did it. Tanx 4 d compliment, i hope he learns 4rm dat wink@HBD, i luv d way u critise, u r nt too harsh, bt i wasn't d one dat wrote dat crap. Bt i av sorted out evrytin wit d fool dat did it. Tanx 4 d compliment, i hope he learns 4rm dat
See denial!!!

Just own up...

Like that dude will say...



All iz well!!!
Literature › Re: Short Story Competition by FoxyFlow(m): 5:49pm On Oct 05, 2013
[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Princesa hasn't released yet? Foxy, you must be getting it all wrong with the cuddling. Make her come nau!

#released as in upload her scores;
#come as in bring forth her analysis#

Dunno what u're thinking![/quote]grin grin

Mazi have spoil me.

Oya, Princesa open the river let me enter..
Literature › Re: Short Story Competition by FoxyFlow(m): 2:12pm On Oct 05, 2013
princesa: but he's not cuddling me well, infact he's getting me infuriated angry
You are still here. I thought when I saw your comments it would be the analysis. Princesa, na you shout pass when this story start o. Where your voice come go now?

Like seriously, the judges that submitted should not overwhelm you, they did their job. I never see where another fellow judge work dey fear the other one. Nairaland, I hail.

Oya baby.. You know your sweet little whinings made my sword to fall on your head. Just do the do and don't let the do, do you. Kya kya submit you judgment.

Boyz are not smiling.
Literature › Re: Short Story Competition by FoxyFlow(m): 11:32am On Oct 05, 2013
princesa: give me today please, its 80% ready embarassed
You need koboko.

I am outrightly disappointed in you. After all the bragging and everything. Smh
Education › Re: Federal University, Lafia (fulafia) ---- Let's Meet Here!!! by FoxyFlow(op): 6:36pm On Oct 04, 2013
Emmyblizz: Pls u can me up on 2go wit-Emmyata
You can check out your admission status on Jamb's website. If you don't find it there, you will have to wait till the end of this month and early november. Hopefully, the admission list should be out by then.

Peace!
Literature › Re: Short Story Competition by FoxyFlow(m): 6:34pm On Oct 04, 2013
I dey come... All the writers dey vex. Make una relax until I reach house. I dey wedged between two fat men and my testicles dey feel like say e wan burst.

I must get car this year... Baba God, bless your pikin hustle...
Literature › Re: Short Story Competition by FoxyFlow(m): 2:45pm On Oct 04, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: you copied my top 5 angry
grin grin grin grin

See, some people had to actually beg me to take it easy on the thread.

I am still your conscience though, and I like the stories you nominated grin
Romance › Re: The Hookup I Will Never Forget by FoxyFlow(m): 11:24am On Oct 04, 2013
oladimejiX: i saw this story on a site and i thought to share it, i couldn't copy it completely though

After drinking all night with my guys and frolicking with barely dressed girls in the club, i finally decided to go home, it was 3:00 am and i was very drunk, i picked one of the girls that had been by my side all night in the club, as drunk and Leary eyed as i was, my eyes were clear enough to choose from among the girls, the one that had the biggest breast, she was allover me and soon enough i knew i was going to be all over her.

we got into my car and she could barely get her hands off me, pulling at my shirt, draping her arms all over me like sh wanted to get under my skin, i drove as fast as the car could go, it was the middle of the night, the road was free, the street lights was not working and it was dark as usual, my car's headlight was at the brightest and it was just enough to see the road in front of me, i began to think about the very bad things i was going to do to the girl beside me, she was just as drunk as i was and that made for a very good combination, i looked at her, where she sat on the passenger's side and i saw she was beginning to remove her already barely there top, things were turning out to be more interesting than i planned, i took a quick glance on the road just to be sure i was not already driving into the gutter, my eyes quickly went back to the girl, eager to feast on her body with my eyes, my eyes met her just when her top was about to fully expose her buxomness, another quick glance on the road brought a momentary clarity&horror to my eyes, but it was too late to react, the car crashed head on into another oncoming car and that was the last thing i saw.

I opened my eyes and i found myself in thick darkness, the darkness was so thick, it felt as though one could cut it with a knife, i almost thought i had gone blind, but blindness would soon be the least of my worries as i was soon to find out. While i was grappling with the reality of my predicament, i was grabbed roughly out of the darkness, by four hands that felt like the skin belonged to that of a lizard or crocodile, paralyzing fear came over me and i screamed at the top of my voice, the creatures or whatever it was dragged me roughly along in the darkness, they made no sound and as we moved further in the darkness it became hotter and so did my screaming and begging got louder, but my escorts just kept mute.

We soon got to the edge of a very large pit, the pit was so large i could not see the end of it, the heat at this point was intense it was as though fire was burning inside me, i finally had a look at the creatures and they looked like a cross breed between a gorilla and a crocodile, i have never seen such a face as ugly and terribly looking as their faces. I begged them not to throw in the pit, but it was obvious they were delighted and happy to see me begging, all along the edge of the pit i saw other creatures throwing people into the pit, the number of people getting thrown into the pit was alarming, the scream of pain and anguish that bellowed from the pit was horrific, my mind went back to my friends, the club and the girls, i was jostled out of my thoughts when the creatures threw me hard and far into the pit, i screamed as i went, i landed into the hot flames, with a loud thud raising fiery sparks as i fell into utter damnation.

I suddenly found myself in the hospital, i opened my eyes slowly, i saw my mother, she was praying, my sneeze caught her attention and on seeing my opened eyes she called the doctor. I was told how badly injured i was after the crash and that I've been in a coma for three days and the hospital was already planning to give up on me, but my mother never gave up on me and had been praying for me since, i asked about the girl in the car with me and i was told there was no other person in the car except me, i was shocked to hear that, the girl that was with me in the car when the crash occurred was not found in the wreckage, the club girl i was taking home that night was no girl but a spirit and i had gone home with plenty of them in the past.

After several months in the hospital, i was discharged on a wheel chair, my legs were paralyzed, but i was more than happy to be alive, happy i got a second chance after catching a glimpse of Hell, happy i got a chance to share my story with you. On which side do you stand?,

God's side or______________ please type "I am for God" in the comment and don't forget to share. God bless you –

See more at: http://gistandrhymes.com/the-hookup-i-will-never-Forget#sthash.rQz1jW9x.dpuf
This is the complete story... Bloggers sha angry
Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by FoxyFlow(m): 11:16am On Oct 04, 2013
The rock5555: Wetin be ya own na. Oga foxee go ur side go siddon jare.
You are not supposed to quote me. I know what I am saying dude. Just chillax angry
Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by FoxyFlow(m): 10:00am On Oct 04, 2013
adegwurulez: bro, u'r gud
What are you doing here?

See, to be candid with you, you should spend less time in reading people's work. Work more on your own. Stuffs like this are distractions.

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