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"how you fit see hin toe with the cover shoe wey hin wear? you get laser vision?".........olodo u no sabi the meaning of camel's toe....mumu dey smell!

I just love this dude

Okay! 3rd to comment..........aint too shabby though. God please sanctify all my human hairs. Amen.

nipeks001: thanks anyway but it's jewellry not jewelry and there not there.

....hhhhhaaqaaqqqqaaaaaaa

fubbyy: Didn't she knew trouser is what she would wear in camp?Why should she refuse to wear trouser? What's wrong with trouser? the remaining thousands that wore it will go to hell abi?

.......'KNEW'

achina boy: nkpuru cashew

....mumu boy

simply buy a new sim and send her an elaborate text detailing all your mind to her......remember not to add your name but sign it as concerned anonymous...it will work

hi, such people are difficult to come across in this part of the world. consider a highly placed spiritual head, preferably a successfully married clergy man.

walescounis: if she had knew

........seriously "knew".

PERSONALLY, I DISLIKE OUR LOCAL RADIO STATIONS AND ESPECIALLY THEIR PRESENTERS WITH THE FAKE ACCENTS BTW WE ARE NIGERIANS SO WHY DO THEY FAKE IT? FOREIGNERS DON'T GO ABOUT MIMICKING OTHER PEOPLE'S ACCENTS BUT HERE IN 9JA IT IS THE IN-THING...RADIO AND TV STATIONS IN THE PAST HELPED PEOPLE SPEAK AND PRONOUNCE ENGLISH WORDS CORRECTLY BUT NOW WITH THE WAY THEY TWIST THEIR TONGUES AND THEIR FAKE ACCENTS.......IT'S SUCH A SHAME.

macfarland: If u are AS, go ahead and marry your love who is also AS...No qualms. When she is pregnant, go to hospital for a test at 1 - 2 months of d pregnancy...if it shows d baby is SS...u just terminate the pregnancy. Finish!

"may God forgive you, thou shalt not kill.>>>>>Exodus 20:13

trolling: in the ancient days our people didnt worry about genotype, i wonder y this genotype thing is an issue,ok i know now....

.........they were ignorant but that didn't change the fact that it existed, they called the children 'ogbanje/abiku' now we know better than to marry carriers.save yourself and the children the horrors of intermittent lifetime crisis.

muteeu: Applying permanent tattoos in Islam is forbidden, as this entails altering the creation of Allah Almighty.

Abdullah ibn Masud (r) stated, “May Allah curse the women who apply tattoos [upon others] and those who seek tattoos." (Muslim)

And Allah knows best.

"so only the women are cursed? how about the men who do the same?...i'm beginning to think islam favours men alone just typical. Like when women are raped and then the man goes unpunished whilst the woman is asked to produce witnesses or bear the brunt.

THAT SHOW IS CRAPPY, THERE'S NOTHING REAL ABOUT IT...IT'S ALL SCRIPTED AS IF SHE'S ON A SET..IF SHE WANTS TO COPY HOLLYWOOD CELEBS THEN SHE GAST DO AM WELL! LIKE KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIAN'S YOU'LL KNOW IT IS OR NEAR REALITY NO SHOWS FOR THE CAMERA.

alex406: Is he that dull that he doesn't see anything right in getting a degree without been told? In between, how come is his father a provost in Babcock Uni? thought they said he is a multimillionaire. hmmm

...olodo "BTW" means by the way not "in between" LMAO

SimonAndal: ILLUMATI WOMAN MISS. LIKE OBAMA SOUL MICROCHIP. IN THE LAST DAYS SHE WILL EARTH SOUL LIFE WITH 666 AND BEAST MARK. BEAUTIFUL SEXY THING LIKE THIS IN FIRE OF LOVE ORE. BEWARE LIKE SERPANT OF GOD.

....what are you speaking?

fredopareto: God giveth nd taketh.we love her bt God love's her most,there4 let leave a normal life's dat please's God nd self,cus we dnt no d next victim..R.I.p....one love bro

.......seriously? what's the deal with terrible grammar on NL and for your info the deceased was a female not "bro"

"On the other hand,maybe she is channeling her reserved anger for ur dad through you,,,,just guessing[/quote]" i believe strongly in this post..@ OP make out time to have a matured heart to heart conversation with your mum, find out what went wrong between her and your dad, apologise for any wrongs done to her in the past also make her understand that you love her and you would never disappoint her or go out of line, let her know you appreciate her efforts and the fact that she has catered to all your needs alone, then watch her reaction,study her mood and body language before you continue. Ask her if there's anything you're not doing right that she would like you to amend then when she's done talking you politely draw her attention to your situation. Trust me most single mum's act that way because of bottled up anger and frustrations from their past since you're the product of her failed liaison with your dad and she cannot pour her frustrations on him so you are the closest she can vent on.

[center]I also applied and chose Abuja but was sent to Fut Minna. the date for interview being 24/02/13..my friend was sent to Ekiti too while she chose Abuja.......i pray its not a scam.[/center]

2nd to comment

For Y'all saying you'd beat the child i pity you! Cos the child would hate you and you'd never experience that genuine love again. Simply hug the child and let him/her know you love them too but explain with love why they should not scratch on surfaces but write on plain sheets.

tony gee: why did he woke up in the first place if he is goin to die again after drinking the water he broke his parents hart twice

Seriously, "why did he woke up"?.....This gbagaun is enough to kill the lil man!

Nurry: But why were they also loitering when lectures were going on?

Is that your contribution? Smh@ your ignorance....A university is not a primary school ok, all he should have done was to order them to leave his class.

Adetoro Bukola: I dont think d girl died as a result of flogx may be d girl is an ogbanje.This will serve as lesson for some teacher who knows ao 2 overbeat.

...another stupid comment by an idiotic character, did you know the poor child before her demise? Several factors could have led to her untimely death you slowpoke..internal bleeding,who knows if she ate that day or was even ill? E.T.C....get ur facts right b4 talking crap, btw you still believe in the existence of Ogbanjes or Abikus?

sunkoye: sun no dey shine for this pics ooo....

From the above statement it shows you're an idiot with no form of sanity.

[@Horus]The robber was sent by Jesus himself because there is a financial crisis in heaven....... I feel sorry for folks like you that think Jesus is you grand father's agemate...be reminded that you must account for every idle word spoken in ignorance..may God forgive you.[center][/center]

Which one come be "fighting each OTHERS"?!! GOD ABEGGG OOO!!!

what is wrong with Nigerians on Nairaland? Horrible Grammar abeg make una stick to pidgin or your mother tongue pllllsss the Gbagaun is killing me! :'

THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS FOLKS ACTUALLY FORGET THAT IT IS THE TONGUE THAT STINKS BECAUSE OF SALIVA, A LOT OF PEOPLE JUST BRUSH THEIR TEETH AND FORGET THEIR TONGUE, ALSO MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE OR HAVE SOME MINTY SWEETS OR GUM ESPECIALLY IN THE OFFICE(BANKERS TAKE NOTE),
CHANGE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH ATLEAST EVERY 3MONTHS AND MAKE SURE TO GAGGLE ATLEAST ONCE EVERY WEEK,
I HAD A BF THAT HAD VERY TERRIBLE BAD BREATH AND I SUFFERED SO MUCH COS I DIDNT WANT TO OFFEND HIM NUT MEN IT WAS UNBEARABLE UNTIL ONE DAY HE ASKED ME WHY I ALWAYS STOOD AT A DISTANCE OR TURNED MY FACE WHENEVER HE SPOKE "ABI MY MOUTH DEY SMELL"? THEN I CASHED IN ON THAT AND TOLD HIM HO HA! TO MY SURPRISE HE DIDNT PICK OFFENCE, RATHER HE ADJUSTED AND THANKED ME FOR POINTING IT OUT

, Much respect to all the Nigerian women out there! toiling daily for the sake of their little ones and families, These women are SUPERWOMEN!!!!!

Then to all of you nairalanders would it hurt to learn the use of proper English language and ability to spell correctly? I am sick of people murdering the English language and people referring to 'E' as 'He', If you no sabi spell use your native tongue or better still pidgin!