₦airaland Forum

Precious91:
Gudu morin,ladies and gentlemahn.How was your nighti o jere?Na 2 day e remain when the thing be like say e no go reach.O da bi nken.I believe we've all learnt to persevere with this.Stream 1 guys be forming boss,when they've forgotten that overtaking is allowed.Slimfitdiva,blows kiss.Fraiser,you ehn.Evabae,welcome ooo.Villagegoat,that your strong face for your dp ehn,no be from here.Okitaiji,our amiable elder.Elder SMartins1,well done.Honeybash,bless God for your health now.Candicejay and Suogal,the village baes.Abeg make I stop mentioning names o jere.Oyehomie,I hope i got your name right today.Havw a great day people

my man gud morni.. U re wlcom bro... Bur wetin I do I no get u o...

okitaiji:
lol u kno say honeybash trust me very well so i'm d only person dat will giv her d advice

continue d advice jare mr special adviser...

CandiceJay:
Good morning to everyone

gudmorni cutie bae, I bliv u hav d most pleasant nyt...

okitaiji:
lmao.... u no well

abi na, e b lyk sey na d best option b dat since ur hobby is to always dey on my matter, I no know wetin I do u

Slimfitdiva:
Morning 2 da hamlet...hope ya all had a mosquito free night. So, so luvin 2day's weather.... Nd d countdown 4 2day shows......40%.......eku ipalemo oooooo

gudmorni dearie... I hope u av musquito free nyt too... Enjoy your day dear

SMartins1:
Lol.Good morning Elder Fraiser, how ur wife?

Wey sunnepa,him never wake. abi he still carry flower go him baby house?

lol...gudmorni friend, my bae is doin perfectly fine, no mind sunnepa hin don wake bur I guess my guy is still busy behind d camera....

MemphisDepay:
thanks bro. U don clear me. Ginger iz in my body. Looool

lol... Notin do u baba, abeg I fit get one bottle of redlabel from u dis cold is damn too much for me...

marvluv:
my night was marvluvfraiserlistic....& how was urs

awwwww babe datx so beautiful... No wonder why mines was marvluvlicious... Hope my babe is not feelin dis cold am feeling sha because dia was early morni rain here, d kynd rain dat usually generate wether for two...

Lvlink:
Wow! 3days to go.......

sup cutest, have heard so many nice tinx about u, glad to meet u finally, so tell hw was ur nyt?

iamdynamite:
hmmmmmmmm fraiser fraiser bobo............i comment my reserve,,,,,,,,well goodmorning sha

lol... My real G hw far na... Gudmorni... Dis ur hailing early in d morni get as e b o...

giftiebrown:
no mind d big head...I sha wan link am up wit evabae..Btw, baba gd mrnin

link am wit evabae ke? My guy no try am, dat bae na no go area...

giftiebrown:
hah!!! Benue e b lyk say u want mk d guy cum bk wit k-leg nd thin neck...Abeg no wish am Benue ooo

lol... Na so benue babes bad reach... Oboi if I don seee benue gal na to dey run o

okitaiji:
lolz.. bt seriously ur ice cream can spell danger to ray4000 wife suogal... hop ur nite ws good

common no dey talk lyk dat again, my ice cream dont spell danger, my ice cream will only give suogal heart bliss... Yea I have a blissful nyt

SC31:
Been a while in hear,really missed you guys
Rukkyola, crobboy, fraih, fraiser, amodu, logodwhiz, kbs, jubrealguy, eaglevision, iambibi, quityjoice, katrine7....
Chai see as i don forget some people monicker.

sup babe, its really be long I hear from u, I have missed u too, hope u are enjoying camp?

mariosam:
*******ADVICEMENT ON JOB APPLICTION******

Fraiser: I need advice too....I'm a covert operative in Afghanistan, but now interested in Nigeria's oil and gas industry. I miss home.
Do you think there's any use for my skills in the O&G industry in Nigeria? I mean Total in particular

VILLAGEGOAT: Yes, we need your skills. We need more oil bunkers. The ones we had, they have now been granted amnesty by the FG of Nigeria. Many of them are now pilots, doctors, lawyers, architects. We are saddened by this fact, and we now wish to strengthen our current workforce to global standards.

Yours skills are needed in kidnapping and bunkering. You will help us perform covert research on fecund oil wells so that we can increase our accrued income from fraudulent and illegal crude oil transactions.

You may send your CV to t.d.bunkerresearch@naijoilabunkering.ng.com. I promise to have your CV forwarded to our HR manager who is in charge of recruiting covert research analysts. Our salaries are competitive and about the best in the bunkering industry. In fact, we offer a pay of $450,000 per year to people with good knowledge and professional experience in covert operations in the Middle East. We believe that such people can withstand the toughest of conditions in Africa.

Conclusively, we would like to sincerely thank you very much for your interest in our bunkering business, and we ecstatically look forward to receiving your CV and cover letter soon.

With sincere regards,
Shoemaker Tompolo Polofiyai
Head of Research,
Naijaoilbunkering Limited

lol... The only job slot wey I have presently now, na cover operative slot for syria nd iraq, hope sey u go manage dat one...

okitaiji:
my love candicejay this one u always been the in-laws to other bae nd nobody knows is ur in-law meaning what i hereby declare you officially as my one and only in this village... note i will give u diamond ring, build skyscrapper nd all goodies in dubai... dnt allow fraiser to come our ause nd evrytin wil go siriri werere with us... Goodnight village, guards go and lock gate to the village...

you won put neck for candicejay too, why u just like over size lyk dis, u no just dey pity ursef

Honeybash:
i trust u so i b second or third haaa fraiser

babe dont tell me sey u no know sey okitaiji na cheif for dis village o, d one nd only cheif amebo of GC, na so hin lyk to dey pokenose into pple matter, dont listen to him babe, hin no sabi anytin dan to dey do bad belle...

Honeybash:
lol

sup dearest gudmorni, hw was ur nyt babe

marvluv:
lolssss...no let Fraiser here dis ooooo...I no dey ooo

my cutie just leave am, naso hin lyk to dey put head for wetin go break hin head... Gudmorni my gorgeous bae, hw was ur nyt dearie?

Sunnepa17:
Hmmm, ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ ....fraiser D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ vex ♍ƺ say nall all d babes ℓ̊ don toast ƒօɾ NL, mayb datz d rison ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ refuse 2 reply ♍ƺ abi...dunt mind ɦɨʍ ooo, nah bad belle he b.

My day was GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D nd ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ?

lol... My padi oya go nd toast evabae too, u na proffesional toaster...

evabae:
Ayaf come oooo

sup cutie

kestare:
Ya right na.. U did ur permutations well.

My fear now na say cross river is largely a rural state. So I'd prefer Enugu. At least some urban igbo cheeks go dey around to keep soul and body together.

lol... See badt man tin... I advise u go to benue to go do som kpekus...

okitaiji:
dnt mind giftiebrown oo, u no hear hin word? "if he offend u com nd sleep in my ause" he wan use style marry u be dat. *whisper to ur ear shey u kno say ns me d folo u upandan b4 u disapear so as u don appear jst mov com my ause jejely nd everytin in dis village is urs

you won put your head for wetin go break ur neck... I just dey pity u...

kestare:
Lol. Nice one. Uniben

KD, cross river, enugu, and plateau.

E be like say almighty kaduna and plateau nor fit work again! Whadaya feel?

team kaduna... We will never walk alone...

okitaiji:
baby i'm back.. rival keh no be only rival oo na river... except if u wan to be 2nd or 3rd wife oo, anyway just manage him like that sha... but i no tell u anytin oo... hop ur day was good

so never change from dis pokenosing life... Nawa for u o...

okitaiji:
lolzz... fraiser u kno d charm wer d catch u?? hin name na ladological carolmin... so na honeybash u wan mellow with now ba, by d way honeybash where were u all dis while dat i search for u till my china made torchlight run down... hmm if u gree for fraiser eeh dat ur honey go turn to haba because d kain SS wer marvluv use d foll him eeh...

lol... So dat malaria never collect dis amebo job from ur hand ba... No worry I go send special strain of genetically engineered mosquito to u, so dat u go fit go back to ur sabbatical leave...

suogal:
welcome back dear, missed you. Fraiser didn't do nothing, we were just getting to know each other better, I just discovered he can be very nice

lol... Nd we are also gettin to know each oda more... Lol... I cant just blive u are not aware of my nick name since all dis days, my nick name is niceguy... Morni babe, hw was ur nyt...

MemphisDepay:
baba how far ? Only two stateS poped up
during the course of my registration back
then. Hope there is no qualm whatsoever?
Since I was able to print my green card, I
feel I have no problem, what do u feel? Is
there anybody in stream1 that is in my shoe
too?

baba gudmorni sorry for just replyin u now, I have slept yesterday bfor gettin to dis post, u dont av anytin to fear about bro, it happened to logodwhiz d pressy of GC himsef, only two states pop out for him, abuja nd akwaibom nd he was given akwaibom which happend to b his most prefered state... So no quams bro...

Sunnepa17:
Lol....wrong asumption..clap ƒօɾ ur sef padi mi. ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ try.

papa papapa... I don clap for my self... Gudmorni bawz

ray4000:
Haba u dey vex for me? Me dey play ni

lol... Vex ke I no dey vex o, I just dey take style tell u sey woman no b my problem ni...

okitaiji:
lmao... fraiser again after all d surveilance by marvluv he still d drag ur girl with u? abeg marvluv call fraiser to order asap...

lol... No mind ray4000 o... I just buy ice cream nd chocolate for hin bae nd hin don already dey fear, if I com hug her nko hin go just faint... Gudmorni

ray4000:
Na fraiser again oooo. Na my girl hin won collect abeg if u sabi am tell am say he no go easy o

lol... You sure sey u go fit carry dat bae load... Suogal no b for small boy o... Shey no go giv me now make u go find ur size... Gudmorni bro... Hw ur nyt?