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CROBBOY:
You don finish from your ROMANCE/ SEXUALITY/ PORNOGRAPHIC Nairaland section

If those patients for Mortuary don arouse your libido, and your Vaseline don finish, just tell me, I fit introduce you to one MAD WOMAN for my area were you fit carry dey help yourself.

WHEN YOU DON TALK YOUR NONSENSE FINISH, YOU FIT GO BACK TO YOUR SEXUALITY SECTION.

*HISS*

crobboy don vex finish o

SomebodysMrs:
ehya datz gud bur me am jealous o













My dear as NYSC has decided to remain indecisive, I've channeled my attention to my somebody

ehya datz gud bur me am jealous o

My dear as NYSC has decided to remain indecisive, I've channeled my attention to my somebody[/quote]

Rukkyola:
***singing along with him, and dancing 2 his song***
My babies are cool o. But which one b pongila again? Hope sey no b poison.

eyah sorry, I don forget say na abok.i yoruba u b

BlizzydoDo:
yuu c ya life? Even our president LogoDWhiz knws of yur escapades...... Continuuuuuu

babe so u dont even know wen pressy dey joke again, wetin hin talk na just joke o... na u nd nobody for me o

onstelly:
We are frnds!

wao dis is d best news av read today, comin exactly wen am about goin to d dream land, aso rock straight away, tonyt sleep go super. hmmm so which part of nigeria is my new friend chatin from o?... or are u in uk? because d cold over dia is comin out of my phone o. its quenchin d heat here.

CJjoy:
dey wre bad though i min d pot holes to d extent a man died bt hz manhood lives on

ehhhhy dat one no b small tin o, i never see dat one bfor o, wetin we go com do d man hood wey dey on, we go bury am wit d man lyk dat. D tin go still dey useful na. Btw hope u really enjoy ur day nd hope its stressfree

BlizzydoDo:
oya Fraiser prove 2 mi yuu are a gud man & give her Sent4rina bak

babe I don already release sent4rina o, you know i still need to Behind him up bfor comin to d city, if hin carry dat hin dirty gampack beard enter small children fit dey run for am, hin dey barbar shop now

BlizzydoDo my dearling wife, I can see u re still very much annoyed because of dos mention over dia, dey really got me scared o...lol... Babe you hav always be d understandin wife hav known since our courtship days, pls I need still need dat understin nd tolerance now, you know I dia not carry woman com meet u for house, trust me babe, u dont need to be fear, our luv na shoking ok... I luv u babe

Sunnepa17:
Chaii.....**In Hausa tongue**Daga ina ka
zo? or ina ka zo daga?...Wani gari kafai
to?.....zo, yhu no sabi ♍ƺ bah, Fraih nd Fraiser cum talk 2 ur guy ooo bfur ℓ̊ show ɦɨʍ wu ℓ̊ b coz mi o ni gba ɖɨs tym

baba temper justice wit mercy o.... Abbeyunique2 so ara e o, o fe mo agba legbon abi

Abbeyunique2:
in as much as say i go dey there. no lele

lol... U no trust ur guy again?

Sunnepa17:
Same here, my padi of lyf, celebrity gbogbo omoge ni goldencity..ℓ̊ gallant oo.

Oya blizzydoDo (•͡.̮ •͡ ) ♍ƺ in camera.

lol... Na ur mentorship I still dey follow o

Sunnepa17:
Lovely prodigal hubby quotes

lol...

iambibi:
.. Everything bad.... Am a responsible married woman and i no fit dey chill for any elegushi with any other man if not my husband jubrealguy so know that one now o. Meanwhile, another MC job don dey around d corner o.... Rukky don born and we need to make the party Bam!! So wah yah say?

your husband na dull man, hin no sabi carry hin wife go chill na, na y i won dey help am b dat, shey u get? As per dat MC job I no go lie u, my price don high o, nd you know events plenty on my neck, she must rukkyola must book me down lyk six days ahead normally na 4 months ahead bur rukky na my person... So tell her dat

Frei:
oh my long lost brother... family reunion asap!!!

lol... Kai person wey tif u comot on d hospital bed dat year no try o, anyway den take care of u welwel sha, see how u fine lyk fine art. Oya make shapally go prepare for d party

onstelly:
Lwkmd
Good to know you too

hmmm I remember d final advice my grandpa told me, wen a beautiful babe tell me its gud to know me, I shud use my two hands to cover my face nd smile lyk a baby... Nd datx wot am doin ryt now... Guess wot, I will sleep in aso rock in my dream tonyt if u can giv me d privilege of being ur friend.

CJjoy:
oya i don kum oh u ursef kw say Mtn still dey gt ntwrk error,

yeh she come trutru o, make I shapally go sweep rum bfor she enter, I no know sey u go make am o, u re very weliweli com, hope d pot holes in d air no delay ur plane sha... Oya com sitdan for here make we gist small

onstelly:
Lmao
Maybe you prayed today
Lol

no vex sey I no quick reply u o, I just dey remember since d kyn prayer wey I pray dis morni wey dey make me see gud tinx lyk dis, na hin I won dey pray every morni... Babe if I lie to u en make I no talk tru again for my life... U too fyn abeg, ur beauty make me remember d angel wey God sent to mary dat year...no ask hw i take no am, I don watch am for Jesus film. Hmmm btw way na fraiser b my name as u don see already bur som pple dey call me basket mouth eventhough my mouth no get basket. Good to know u

LogoDWhiz:
Lol.. Fraiser o

Well, i believe we are all unique in our own different ways..

There are ways where you are a champion.

Example is Flirting.. U be baba.. Tubaba sef dey learn.

lol... Pressy see implication again o, I call dis presidential implication...God abeg no let my wife see dis o

Fraih:
Yes, I believe you But then BlizzydoDo has another thing to say. How come our words are not in sync

lol... We are already makin up

Rukkyola:
*picks up an handkerchief, wipes her face*
**picks up an eye drop, drops in her eyes**
***picks up a cotton bud, cleans her ears***

Was i seeing clearly? Did I hear clearly? Was that actually said by Fraiser?

Hehehe...............
*** Dancing around d neighborhood***
Everybody make una com hear o. Me & Fraiser don finish our fight oooo. We don turn padi again.

This calls 4 celebration.
Fraiser am kul. My day has been splendid. Hope you've heard d news n d city about my child delivery.

lol... Yes we are now five nd six again as usual... No more fyt... *singing* ore la o ma se, ore la o mase, awa o ni ja mo o, ore la so mase..... Hw d babies dey do... Infact I buy pongila com giv dem

Rukkyola:
Haba, Fraiser! So na u hide my sent4rina. Oya no vex. Help me release am u hear. I don born pikins. Allow him 2 c his children biko!
As 4 ur wife blizzydodo, I can't remember being d cause of divorce between u 2.

Anyways, Blizzydodo, oya no vex with ur husband again u hear. He is the most noble man on earth. Kindly ignore all allegations u 've heard about him & pls revoke d divorce.

A man like him is hard 2 come by. He is a guy every lady would want as her hubby. Infact lemme tell u one truth, I almost fell for his charms. He is adorable, wise and faithful. He always speaks ov how much he loves u whenever am with him.

Blizzy, I wouldn't want u 2 do something u would regret n future. Please do not overlook my advice.
Looking 4ward 2 hear 4rm u





Oya Fraiser, I don beg her. Free my sent4rina u hear & let's b friends like we used to b.

lmao... Kai u made me bliv dat d lion will always b d king of d jungle no matter d restiveness of tiger... D mouth wey snail take yab god, he com use am rub ground for hin front... Now dat u have done d normal tin, now dat u hav said d hidden truth at d bottom of ur heart nd redeem my image for my wife, I have no doubt dan to shower my grace upon u... U are hereby forgiven from d bottom of my heart nd all your wrong deeds forgotten. I hereby welcom u into my world wit open arms... We will now bcom d five nd six we used to be... Accept my condolence... Oh sorry congratulations for d birth of ur triplet... I will send dia name soon... Sent4rina will b back in d shortest of tym.

Rukkyola:
Hmmm. U have forgiven me? Hu is supposed 2 b seeking 4 forgiveness? It's u of course.
Oya tell me, what were u doing with jubrealguy by past 2 this morning that deafened ur ears while I was seeking 4 ur help dis morning?

For crying out loud, Iambibi, u neglected me. If not for Fraih, hu knows maybe I would have given birth to my babies on the street, daz if d worse didn't even happen.

Anyways, I have forgiven u. Sha, go and help me look 4 my sent4rina. I don't know where he is. He is yet to c d babies.

why u dey ask wetin she dey do wit her husband? Na only u won born pikin? U don forget sey u too don do am wit sent4rina, na dat ur belle b d evidence nd dis triplet... Anyway I never ready to congratulate u o

Abbeyunique2:
lol Beckytee someone from your school at last

Is beckytee from rugipo, becky com make will talk o

CROBBOY:
That is my Ima-Ima.

How was your night

U won make I take dis Ima wey u dey talk up wit u abi... i go shuk leg for one trouser wit u o

jubrealguy:
e b like say u and Beckytee sha wan port finally

lol...

onstelly you are fine o... na who I wake up see today sef? i just dey see fyn fyn gals

CJjoy nice moniker, lovely nd beautiful babe... u talk sey u dey anywhere I dey, but i no dey see u for my syd for here na, I don dey luk around since, com quick make u com keep my company abeg

Frei:
Oh I forgot to mention' we're triplet!!!! Fraih Frei Fraiser....

can dis b real? how come mama never tell me dis story bfor say we b triplet... I need to go village asap nd make enquiries o.

Fraih:

My brother will come and do justice to that o

me I dont know wot you are talking about o...

iambibi:
.. Fraiser, No put me for scandal abeg... Me and you cannot be chilling anytin.... U geh ur wife, i geh my husband... so wat is your problem..? Huh? Home breaker!!!

lol... wetin u get wife I get husband com do for dis matter now... dis tin na simple logic, ur husband go office, my wife dey house, wetin com bad if we gada chill for elegushi... no dey burst my bubbles na

jubrealguy:
baba, I no get power for explanation joor. You and Fraiser just be like people wey dey jobless, marriage crumbling, no integrity, wanting to chop every gal and in the end no gal to chop, nothing to do, so the best you can do is console yourselves by sharing your lifelong dream of having my ever beautiful iambibi, two old men for that matter........ una know dey see responsible men for city ni, una no wan b like us.......as for u Fraiser, i don sabi u teytey, i no surprise buh on the other hand, i feel say exile suppose don change u. CROBBOY, i am so sorry, SC31 left u here, u felt deserted, all of a sudden, the very good well lettered young man became a loner and i can only pray senility doesn't take over cos loneliness b making u look old.

And what kinda man call a pregnant housewife worwor.......rukkyola, abeg no vex. We will find a way to fix these young men, they are really getting out of hand, they will start scaring female foreigners away and we can't let that happen, una no fit spoil city for us......... I kno say una go wan talk una own buh anyway, jabbering is allowed.

Pressy LogoDWhiz, let's find a way to once again unite CROBBOY and Fraiser with SC31 and BlizzydoDo respectively, we can't just continue to watch them like this **walks away**

lwkmd... nd I go come burst your bubbles I no go talk.