₦airaland Forum

okitaiji:
no be pketus but kpekus... baddest is the slangs used at the southern part of the state for that thing

ok na kpekus... Lol... Owkeeee.... Dat tin ba? I don understand... I don dey road already..:

CROBBOY:
The beautiful girls wey dey na lazy ones. But we get hard working urgly ones burkoo

Make I send them come

abah why na? Naso you hate me reach? I prefer to go drink kerosine instead wey worwor gal go give me water drink o... Send d fyn gals com... I go train dem to b hardworkin within two days nd two nyts

Fireandice:
thanks dear

you are welcom sweetie

IghravweIG:
My people una gud evening o.
longest time.
I hail all of una.
Dtbos, Fraiser, Spixitinxy, Crobboy, Logodwhiz.

na my senator b dat, hw far u na...longest tym... U com leave us lyk dat... Nawa o...I dey hail u plenty o

AdunniIwo:
What does 'pketus' mean?

lol... Me self no know o, make my pketus guy come explain o... Bur I no even need theoretical answer...I won go know am practically...kai pketus...sweet word

Qutyjoice:
Broda, hmmmm I see you, I don miss you die.....Do quick and com back on tym....LOVE YOU

kai! Anytym u tell me sey u luv me lyk dis, e go just b lyk sey na me dey sit for oval office for white house... I luv u too aburo mi owon

CROBBOY:
*In LogoDWhiz voice* Na so!

Fraiser abeg, we don miss you here well well. Just dey hurry dey come back make boys began to dey get laughter motivation as all these husbands like Jubrealguy go start to hold their wife tight

Biko!

We're still waiting for your contributions on the discusses on ground, especially, contradicting ones that triggers arguments just like you have promised. Its important we begin to beat convention and start looking at the other side of the coin.

Thanks for your usual Cooperation!

lol... Baba I don arrive, na d trailer wey I hire carry dis my one ghana must go no waka fast for road... Tank God For d journey mercy... Abeg where spixytinxy dey make I first hold my conscience wit one bottles of regal... Dis heat too much

okitaiji:
lol dnt worry when u get there and u see the beauty, kpekus will explain itself for u

mehn! I no fit just wait to do dat pketus o...kai d word just dey sweet for my ear... I just hope sey d pketus go sweet for my body too... Abeg which language b dat sef, I won trend am for my area.

Iambibi na nice write up u get o, bur dat 45degree ceicius nearly make me faint o, I dia not go near sokoto... Me wey I b dark complexion person bfor, If I spend one month for sokoto I go turn burnt offering... Alfa wetin b ur secret? Hw u com lyt? U sure say no b mask u use for ur dp?

CROBBOY:
I concur o even samju100, hemjayb and Mighty Fraiser (Brother me wetin dey happen now? na only break light we dey see)

crobboy tanks for checking up... I don arrive bur I still dey pack my bag enter... Any beautiful bae around make she com giv me cold water... I dey feel thirsty lyk lion wey dey desert

AdunniIwo:
Elders advise. He'll need it at some point.

Adunni you tink sey erderly advise still dey work for dis computer age? Na from google boys dey get advice now o...na benue me dey go o, I won go do pketus

Happy birthday in arrears to sexysappire... I wish the most remarkable of all successes... Sorry its coming late .... Enjoy

Happy birthday to fireandice... I wish you the best of everytin life has to offer...enjoy

okitaiji:
Benue State is located in north central of Nigeria with a unique diverse cultural activities as a uniting factor, it bounded by kogi, nasarawa and cross-river state.

It has 23 local govt: makurdi, gboko, APA, otukpo, oju, obi, buruku, agatu, ogbadibo, tarka, ukum, ohimini, gwer-east and west, vandiakya,guma..., with Tiv, idoma and igede as a major language. it is called FOOD BASKET OF THE NATION due to the fertile land associated with agricultural activities. though the state has little in terms of factories and companies to engaged skills youth but the citizens are industrious and cater for themselves.

social activities generally is lively, since the youth did not have serious work to do they resorted to clubbing and partying so if you are a flirting type then Benue is a sure place for you. power supply is 70% guarantee most especially in the 80% rural areas.

95% corps member are posted to school and the state give optimum respect to corpers. accommodation is relatively high in places like makurdi, otukpo and gboko but in rural areas you might have accommodation for free or at a cheapest rate. but it is not every part of the state that are rosy, they are some hinterland that are not funny so brace yourself for the worst if it may arise.

standard of living is high and the cost of living is low, and the security system is guarantee if not because of Fulani invasion of a recent but communal clashes is the things of the past.

lastly, Benue state breed the most beautiful and socialize girls in Nigeria that can meet your needs at all round, though we advocate for Christ-like life and morality but if you choose to do "kpekus" you can get them but OYO is your name.

welcome to Benue state and enjoy yourself while serving your fatherland.

this is awsome, I tink I will have to do a little edit in my states of deployment because I will practically want to know d meaning of pketus...thumbs up bro

I am deeply amazed at the excellent job crobboy is doing in the city... No doubt you are the piller at the center of the building that holds the building firmly in its position during the period of most powerful storm... You are indeed a personality that deserves to be showered with accolades and also to be celebrated by the esteem citizens of this city... Thanks for holding the ground of this great city when it's almost engulfed by the fiery earthquake of desertion... I also specially appreciate the uncommon patriotic dispositon of LogodWhiz the pressy, the reserved but turned articulate Amodu, my irreplaceable twinnie fraih, my brothers from another mother jubrealguy and abbeyunique2, my gorgeous sis quityjoice, my awsome and dearest co MC iambibi, the apple of my eyes nd my priceless treasure blizzydoDo, a woman of substance aduniwo, women of unequalled elegance missoyin nd merikims, my indispensable inlaw oyehomie and my great friends of unmatched personality sirguy542, Smartins1, brimmie nd wittyemmy for keeping the fire of the city burning at the most trying time. I adore you all... I will be back fully soon and contribute my own quota to the issue at hand eventhough my opinion might be a little bit strange... Thanks.
FRAISER

AdunniIwo:
You're welcome. Make sure u visit my hometown too...we've got a lot of ....errrmm....elders.

shuuuu.... Elders ke? Wetin my padi won take elders do... Elders don dey wear miniskirt? Nawa ooooo

Fraih:

Fraiser is good. We were still together yesterday some Factors have kept him away, But he'll be here in no time.

BlizzydoDo, let's talk girl to girl, I dont seem to understand what you wrote up there that 'he's my ex' what happened?

Twinnie I really appreciate u for gettin my back, no doubt you are d best among d best, na d handiwork of iambibi, his husband nd some of my fake allies in d city u dey see lyk dat... Just leave dem alone... Am lyk d big ram dat waka backwards, am comin wit full force... D house rat will hear nd tell d bush rat... Make I first com back to nigeria from dis UN summit... Den go see d original definition of kasala... All d mentions dey intact for dia rum under lock nd key... I will do justice to dem one by one wen I arrive...

BlizzydoDo:
iambibi love I slept well n I believe yuu did 2 n I miss yuu also. I sincerely dunno anytin bout Fraiser & I'm usually online buh av notin 2 contribute here

hmmm... Dia is God o

I wish my friend eaglevision quick recovery and devine health

Happy birthday to missoyin, wish you longlife and resounding prosperity.

LOGODWHIZ
I really wish to be d last person to send my heartfelt wishes to you on dis gracious occasion of your birthday, the big masqurade they say, dance last in the arena. As you have celebrated your birthday today may nations celebrate you more than Micheal jackson, may you b successful more dan Bill gate, may you be prosperous more than Obama, may you be efficient in wisdom more than Solomon, may you be brave more than david, may you be intelligent more than Eistein, may your principles b study more than those of Newton, may your life never obey Newton's law of universal gratitation, may you float in success according to Achimede's principle, only if you believe may you live longer than my grandfather, d guy no too old sha na just 130yrs hin be bfor hin die. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO...

amodu:
A Condolence Register has been opened at the
NYSC Directorate Headquarters in honour of our
fallen hero, Samuel Dumebi Okonta
(RV/15B/5539). We lost Samuel to the re-run
elections that recently took place in Rivers
state. The NYSC management has also set up a
committee to look into the ACTUAL causes and
situations that led to this unpleasant mishap and
recommend suggestions to prevent future
occurrences of such. Be rest assured that
justice would be done on this case. We'll update
you with the outcome of their findings. Adeiu
Samuel!

may his soul rest in perfect peace... wot a sad mood tonyt

Aleora:
yeaaaaa am really adjusting ooo,##nigeria my country ###make we still dey wait ooo

like d song of one musician den... Africa my fatherland, nigeria my country... Gud to hear u are adjusting babe... I always feel comfortable seeing u around in d city... Do have a bright nd beautiful day dear

OmoiyaAwax:
Amen nd u too my beloved, tnks.

you are welcom bro... Enjoy

spixytinxy:
how dare u smile

ok I don strong face den...oju mi le koko b oju lion

CROBBOY:
Who is trying to compete with you When we are two parallel unequal forces moving in opposite direction that will never come into collision

lol...oya bring it on

CROBBOY:
She is even your girlfriend That makes it interesting
So you ride your own horse while I ride mine. No conflict of interest.
How was your night?

my nyt was awsome bro...hw is your day goin?

CROBBOY:
She is even your girlfriend That makes it interesting

So you ride your own horse while I ride mine. No conflict of interest.

How was your night?

u no fit compete wit me o... U nor just fit, I don dey on her matter no b today o

CROBBOY:
can any other ameboism be of greater magnitude than your self acclaimed hand work so far?

I suspect all these you are doing are indirect expression of your interest in me.

ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT I AM VERY VERY HANDSOME

how you go talk sey my girl friend dey do ameboism, dat is defamation of character... Dont let me take it legal wit u crobboy

From d bottom of my heart I celebrate wit my friend omoiyaAwax on d occasion of his bday, I wish you d best of all opportunites one can pray for during your service year nd beyond, age with grace bro...

spixytinxy:
Haaa, lobatan

smiles

Fireandice:
exactly what everyone was saying, and they were assuring me and others with the issue that the next batch is in Feb that we should not worry

ehya sorry about dat but I believe d disappointment is for your glory, God time is the best nd you will have reasons to give testimony eventually...gud morni...hw was ur nyt?