₦airaland Forum

Rukkyola:
Brother Fraiser, brother Fraiser, brother Fraiser!!!!!!!
U c as I take use respect call u. How many times did I call u?
If you are going to revoke any allegation, please feel free 2 do so.
Why accuse me na?
Whose marriage in this city have I ever put asunder?
When you were busy flirting around with babes other than ur blizzydodo, did I intrude?
When crobboy was flirting with iambibi, did I intrude?
When LogoDWhiz was flirting with ( I no fit spell her name) did I intrude?
When Dtobs abandoned Airstakane & went 4 another girl, did I intrude?
When d gods put Iambibi & jubrealguy 2gether, did I put asunder?
When d gods joined Shammak & fraih 2geda, did I put asunder?
When d gods joined qutyjoice & her husband 2geda, did I put asunder?
Abbeyunique2 & his bae unko? Did I put asunder?
Kbs468 & his wives unko? Did I put asunder?
Kai, I don tire?
Na jejemi I dey 4 dis city o. Stop this ur false accusations ooo.

everybody know say u dey feel jealous wit my flirting wit babes because I no com near u, nd no my fault I get phobia for old women na y I no reason u b dat, if u lyk beef from here till tomoro, i no go see better babe make I no talk wit her, u dis old pregnant amebo woman.

iambibi:
lol... Oya goan prepare your baddest punchlines to woooooooooooo ur woman back.. Lol.. Nna Gudluck oo!!!

lol....if I don prepare d punch lines, I go send am as a letter enlosed in a well sealed percel give her ni, u no go see am

BlizzydoDo:
we no send yuu 2, if yuu like stay 4 club 4eva

kai she see dis one again, na who dey leak my secret give her self, I need to win d heart of my woman back o, dis my club credibility don do o... Make grandpa com giv me punchlines dis nyt o

CROBBOY:
Welcome fine woman. I just dey hail you.

*whispering* Please don't just disappoint me o, na God Name I take beg you. you are my last resort.

Please can I use you in particular to testify that all those EXHIBITS my wife SC31 has filed there are false at least she will believe if it comes from you.


Don't worry about any form of payment or bribe. I will settle you very well later.

Please help me concur that those could be Fraiser's handwork okay

the way u dey involve me for dis matter, e b lyk sey u just won put ursef for scandal now o, remember d case of spixytinxy nd kbs468, u know ur wife don dey throw advances to me bfor, u won giv me d go ahead now

CROBBOY:
Ah ah SC31 my Sheri-sheri, all what you're seeing there are false evidences. My name and images are just 'Photoshopped' there. This can only be the work of Fraiser or Rukkyola.

I will make my investigations.

But don't you trust your baby again?

you know I will never indulge in such cheap practices to put my friend in marital scandal... D pple dat are proffesionals in puting assunder know demsefs, iambibi, rukkyola nd co

2047 to d love of my life, nd d only inspiration behind my vision to achieve my misions blizzydoDo... Som pple will soon receive d shocker of their life...make una just watch out for my wife nd I

SC31:
exhibit 2

babe na u o, den all dis ur research no b here o

AdunniIwo:
Fast and pray like I did (I only ate twc today).

wao, I no know sey na d secret b dat, I go start my own fasting tomoro, na just morni, afternoon nd nyt I go eat... because I dont joke wit fasting expecially wen it involves power holder

AdunniIwo:
Dey yaf released ours.

they never reason us o

SC31:
lol thanks dear,saw the way you served Fraiser with the divorce

divorce or no divorce, na una sabi o, I no send una, living my life to d fullest... Now I can sleep in club as much as I lyk...

CROBBOY:

What a contradiction you STEAL from the masses and still REMEMBER the masses

Brother pack well joor. If you want to be a THIEF, be a complete and comprehensive one

na where u see steal for wetin I talk, I talk sey I go chop, if u don turn minister abeg no chop o... Make u dey fast for ur tenure in office

Chommieblaq:
One thing find out bout African politicians,especially Nigeria, they are just too greedy and selfish, like it's embedded in their genetic makeup, they don't care about the common man.

babe all dis ones wey u dey talk na theory, me dey tell u practical, na wen u reach dia u go know wots up, kachiku talk more dan dis wen hin never turn minister, na wen hin reach dia hin know sey hin no b magician...

opylas:
Hehe... God forbid

opylas so u dey here, you come hide face since all dis days chai... Am very sure two opylas no dey naija... Na my own opylas b dis... Hw far, u still dey Ak? Or u don go lag?

Chommieblaq:
Yea, u get point, any body wey just enter dia, d person brain go format.




Buh we can change and touch lives with little act of kindness on our own, I don't need to be the president to do that!

yea babe datz true, infact I look forward to being one of the most renowned philanthropist in Nigeria bur still make I no lie u if I enter politics to dey I go chop...welwel...so tey d back of my neck go overlap bur I no go dey selfish, I go remember poor man

Chommieblaq:
That's why am not interested in becoming the president...
If I become doesn't mean I want to, politics in Nigeria is f**ked n the good men remain quiet while evil prevail.

babe lets forget about dis I want to build nigeria of a tin o... E no fit just happen, Naija no fit better na d bitter truth b dat, make we just enter dia chop our own clean mouth na hin remain, no matter d extent of ur dedication in building a new nigeria, den no go allow u.

AdunniIwo:





Well-done everyone.

Chommieblaq, I really admire you.


1mrblitz, I needed dat ( d kogi write-up). Thanks.

Dtobs, good job.

Well said, missoyin.

Fraiser, you're case is special.

GC citizens, pls hlp me beg nepa. Dey've bin holding d lyt snc ystday.

una own still better o...den don dey hold our own light for over for days

Chommieblaq:
I am to become the president ghen ghen.. .. .
If I start listing many wrongs I wan to right, u ppl will get tired of reading buh first and foremost this what I will do.


Since I won't really have power to detect who represents a constituent in d Senate or house of assembly buh I won't have recycled politicians in ma ministers, hell no!
I will scout for young Nigerian doing while in their field and making us proud home and abroad. We have many Nigerians in the relms of affairs in some countries abroad, I will lure them home to come and duplicate same.


Ministerial appointment will no longer be a thing use in compensating some people. Imagine a 2 time governor or senator being appointed as a minister. No I need a team of people that can give their all to see a better Nigeria, people that are passionate about this country.


If ma team is right, then we can face anything and build a better Nigeria.

lol... Nice point u made bur u still have to learn more about Nigerian politics, Buhari talk pass dis one bur still na d lyks of Ameachi, Fasola, Lai Mohammed etc we still see as ministers, the truth is no matter your level of integrity bfor u can bcom a president in dis country u need pple I mean d powerful pple nd dia must b an agreement. Tinubu, obasanjo nd Atiku go sponsor ur election nd u go reject dia ministerial nominee, na hin b say u bcom d second interim Nigerian president.

opiscoal:
... Brosssssss!!!! Wen is the Election?? I'm ready to Vote 4 you,

lolz... Just watch out, u go soon see d annoucement for news paper

sirguy542:
My side dey cool...I no dey reason any babe matter again..

lolz... Na wetin sure pass b dat o... Bachelor life make sense tear, make we go find somwhere chill for eveni

Hmm hmm hmm... Clears my throat, make I answer question one...
If I were to be the nysc DG for one year I will ensure:
1. That male corp members only are posted to girls secondary school only.
2. That bulbs and any other form of illumination in the orientation camps are switched off as from 7PM in d evening till dawn while corp members go to bed by 11PM in the night...na just for security reasons o.
3. That no PCM gets any of the states in his/her geopolitical/sociocultural zone as his/her state of deployment.

CROBBOY:
Wetin you understand Ima to mean BasketMouth

Happy Sunday Man!

I understand am wella ooo...welwel sef...u don forget sey my wife is from akwaibom... U no fit use dat language do any wayo for me for here o

sirguy542:
Finally my Godfather is back.....Fraiser u are highly welcome.

datz my G.. U gallant baba, hw ur syd? Hope sey no babe dey burst ur bubble for dis city sha? Make I com dey on her matter

CROBBOY:
The woman always with the fewest of words. We should have stretched you to put this up. This is really evident of your patriotism and being part our Call for Unity and Harmony.

Thumbs Up Ima-mi!

Come to think of it, were you born and brought up in Niger state Have you ever been to your actual village (Akwa-Ibom State I suppose)

I look forward to having more of you around with respect to the discusses at hand.



Did I hear you say compulsory your thoughts though

Thanks for your usual cooperation!

crobboy I dey see u o.. Dat Ima wey u put for dia oya go remove am now..if u no won see my purpple eyes o

AdunniIwo:
I am.

adunniIwo... Hunhunhun... I just lyk dis monicker... Adunni a typical yoruba name... If for sey den dey marry woman because of name, na u for b my first wife...sorry na u for b my wife

AdunniIwo:
I am.

adunniIwo... Hunhunhun... I just lyk dis monicker... Adunni a typical yoruba name... If for sey den dey marry woman because of name, na u for b my first wife

CROBBOY:
Na so!

This one wey you be confirm Tuface fan like this, hope say you nor dey plan to get 8 Children before 40

Tubaba na complete descent man oo... Chai make I just get privilege to b tubaba... Ayaya ooo...i go just go create my own city wey I go pack my cchildren put... Solomon go b learner for wia I dey ball

CROBBOY:
I dey send them come. But just know say you go bath them, feed them, wash them cloths and inner wears and unner go the sleep for different rooms

lol... Crobboy u make sense o... If I don bath dem, wash dem nd cloth dem wit inner wears I no need sleep same rum wit dem again abeg... U won kill me? D one wey we go do for inside bathroom sef don do

jubrealguy:
brotherly, na me miss u pass.....olohun...truth. hope say u don finally come back

lol... Padi mi I miss u plenty o pass miss eliot sef... I don come now fully bur i still dey clean my compound abeg send ur wife make com help me nd i get som stuffs for her from my trip

CROBBOY:
Spixytinxy really experienced losses during the compulsory leave of our Golden City Citizens.

Would you care for mamma-put from iambibi

na wetin fit spixytinxy b dat, she go dey dere me, she go dey watch mouth on me... She dey undermine my influence for dis city... I go make sure dat her shop liquidate. Wait o.. U just mention iambibi mamma-put, I no fit chop her fud o... I never chop her fud her luv won scatter my head...if I chop her fud her luv go scatter my brain join... Happy sunday bro

iambibi:
lmao.... Na so i see my self o.... Abi na every body wey dey sokoto must black?..in fact there are people that are even fairer than i am...by d way u don start abi.. (buh i miss u o) . .. If i wear mask u go evn see me sef?

babe na me miss u pass o... Infact d miss wey I miss u sef com dey miss wit luv so tey I com dey wonder if na luv abi na just miss nd I no remember if I don chop ur fud bfor, I for tink may b u don mix otumapor wit d fud... Dat mask wey u talk, u don forget sey na every lady for town dey wear mask? Abi which mask one pass all d foundation nd makeup wey ladies dey apply for face? Na wen den wash d makeup comot u go see d real face... Btw happy sunday...

Qutyjoice:
Broda sha...E ti change(lol)....Where av yu bin? Sent my Sista to yu, she no tell yu?

I am now a change man o after spending my 2 weeks holidays in brazil... I don turn SU, infact am now a prayer warrior... Sista did not deliver ur message o... She keep am for her bag... She must to explain why she do dat to me... Hope u re gud pele... Omo rere bi pounded yam

AdunniIwo:
Google am na...no b computer age we dey so?

I dont need to google again, I go ask my village elders for d meaning... Google nor fit sabi dis one

CROBBOY:

lllllllloooooooollllllllll!

Chai this guy, you fit make person laugh excrete kidney. How you dey take do all this your comic writing


THAT WAS A GOOD WELCOME PARTY BROTHER!

lol...naso me self take dey suprise for all dos ur interlectual writeups o... Na hin come make me remember tubaba song... We are all different nd unique in our own different wayis...