KingCheezyPuff:
°you lacking in that area? ...It's ok.I got you hommie!

You chat like a dude sometimes... Are you a tomboy?

KingCheezyPuff:
°I was playing!! if you gon talk with me,you'll learn

Learn how to kiss?

KingCheezyPuff:
.... please don't blow yo breath in my ear,it's hot and stinky ....

Not nice..

KingCheezyPuff:
°yeah. What you doing with this moniker? Ban?

Shhhhh! **whispers into her ears** don't give me away...

This has always been my first, I was rather banned here..

nwaanambra1:



i can see how you are having series of orgasms on this thread.


i hope you do understand that a thief is always a thief - he doesn't need hardship to display his or her talent. in fact, hardship is supposed to bring out the best in us - its suppose to bring out the survival instinct in man - it can either be positive or negative, hence the reason why some are making it big as we speak (e,g the young man with the hectares of rice farm in Nasarawa, Anambra state exporting vegetables and making loads of forex to develop the state despite some other states not able to pay salaries, lagos state developing a mega city, etc) let me still remind you one more time that the economic difficulties we all are experiencing now is majorly due to the terrible and bad economic decisions of the past administration coupled with large scale looting of the national treasury by GEJ's cronies and friends in crime.

things will get better but we have to wade thru this storm first, whether we want to or not. though if GEJ had saved and made effort to diversify the economy when oil was selling for N150 to the dollar, we wouldn't have noticed this trying times.

Yes! the blame is still on the past PDP administration! the best we can do now is to give this government the support they need to help us swim thru this tide.

Hahahahahaha, I was expecting the bolded and he didn't disappoint...

Hehehehe, I can see that people within this administration are all saints that they were petitioned and EFCC never went against them while some other ones, SRs have been pointing out their scam but Buhari chooses to keep mum. Tell me another crap please.

nwaanambra1:

slander not and touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm.
you and i knows very well that the spirit speaks thru Mbaka - that is why lots of people still listens to him. you may chose to reject his prophesies but pls don't slander him.
if mbaka is interested in collecting money from politicians, you and i knows very that GEJ would av given him any amount he so desires just to make him say positive things in his favour.

The bolded.. Evil spirits can speak thru anyone so I'm not surprised..

SeverusSnape:

As in eh...You know Nigerians with their piousness, That's why they wouldn't want to abandon him. Don't worry, It's a matter of time. His senses will be restored.

That's when he stops getting tips from Buhari. You know every hard work gets paid for, so Mbaka is definitely doing the work he was paid for...

SeverusSnape:

My brother, Don't expect them to talk, Even if they do, they will do it just to save face. Most of them I know are so ashamed to talk, Na only for NL some still get mouth sef Because na faceless forum. My Hausa guys sef dey insult the dullard

As for Mbaka, The man is a Brainless sycophant.

I swear! That people still attends that man's parish after not even condemning attacks on my people for once, but is always quick to lick the balls of Buhari, still baffles me.

torqque7:


Hmm babe it actually is a serious matter, ..when there are lots of stories like these in Nigeria then it is obvious that we are in for a bumpy ride with the present government.

But I want to believe things will get better soon,there's always light at the end of the tunnel and actually some of PMBs policies will help us in the long run..the only problem is hanging on through the bumpy ride..you know that Olympic gold winners ddnt just get up one day and got the gold,they went through backbreaking trainings before they got successful..so let's look on the bright side

So you never hear say NEPA (power distribution companies) don carry the remaining light way dey the end of the tunnel? This is one thing I like about Nigerians, they don't fail to add petty sentiments to their beliefs...

SeverusSnape:

Cc: Beremx

Shamefully, Obiagelli has deactivated, leaving us with Beremx...

I'd also like to see the likes of Dinachi, Nwaanambra1 and useless Mbaka speak in regards to the hardship we're currently facing as a nation, including the bloodshed being unleashed on my people in SE by both the Nigerian army and Fulani herdsmen.

Sparkle777:
I said it, una no dey hear word. As a kid then, I remember takin yam for breakfast instead of bread n tea. All because then gmb banned food termed as luxury, I remember ppl queuein for basic goods. Chai, now we all are sufferin and dying. Loads of ppls hav gone cos dia hearts failed them due to hunger.
Una dey shout change change, hope d change is worth it.
Never give power to a bitter man. Pmb is a bitter vindictive man,una no hear. Obj is not a bitter man despite goin to prison. His govt was not this bad.
I told u guys dat pmb is a bigot tribalist man,una no hear. The way he is goin, the next service chief meeting wil be conducted in hausa cos no southerners are represented.
Now the latest is dat after channels interviews u,u ll be arrestd for critisizin pmb.
Hmmm, dis is just d beginin. Dose dat are on his side, make una dooh. Very soon shame go leave una then una go shout n cry. I ve saved some old comments to be used then.
Infact, everyone shld start buyin foodstuffs in preparatn for inflation.
This is just d begining. Our hope is 2019, am sure all wil turn out.

You think such a man will ever allow free and fair election? 2011, "dogs and baboons will be soaked in blood" and post election violence all comes to mind..

mekuzi09:


And the Igbos were called names for rejecting him at the poll. Una eye don tear now.

Cococandy is Igbo...

Yep yep

I'm sycophantic.. Got the clue?

KingCheezyPuff:
•What'sup my man?!
....Do we know each other?

KingCheezyPuff:
•Secret revealed..... you don't do anything that will get you banned.

Cheezy-Puff-Puff

Proffdada:
only Glo is accurate on billing
hairtell is run by crafty indians

Believe me, glo placed me on some stuff that had been taken #50 from my line on weekly basis for over a year. Apart from that, the last two subscriptions I made with glo, I didn't use up to half of the first one (lost 2.3GB) while the last one made me loose 1.7GB, all due to their terrible network (they could just switch off their 3G connection and bang, it stays off for more than a week and one can't access the internet for those periods.

Now that I've realized Airtel is as much a scam as glo, I'm switching to MTN (for my glo line, I'm porting it to etisalat).

yemsai:
My broda..naso we c am o..na only God go help us..

My dear, God can't help us while we sidown dey look. We ought to help ourselves. It starts with you and I. If only we can start up the campaign online and force these crafty organizations to treat us better. These crooks definitely can't do all this in developed countries and even some African countries and walk free. It's only in Nigeria that anything goes.

After being scammed severally by Glo, I decided to ditch my Glo sim card for Airtel only for me to realize that I'm about to be scammed once again.

Yesterday, I subscribed for the Airtel N1,500 for 3GB data. This was after I called their customer care and I was told about their plans (N1,000 for 1.5GB and N1,500 for 3GB). I thought to myself, rather than going for N1,000 that gives only 1.5GB, I rather choose the N1,500 for 3GB data. Note, on no account did their customer care agent tell me that the N1,500 for 3GB was actually a scam on android and allows one access to only 1.5GB of data. If I were told this, then I'd not be foolish to choose such a sham bundle.

I downloaded some YouTube Videos within just a night and all my downloads worth is 1.34GB (right now, all my browsing session as shown by my phone is worth 1.48GB) of which my phone confirms it (pictures below). Only for me to check my data at 7am this morning to see that my data which Airtel confirmed to me was a 3GB package had dropped to 167MB.

Wondering when 3GB - 1.34GB amounted to 167MB. Then I placed a call at the airtel customer care. At those morning periods, I called them twice and they assured me that the issue is being worked on and will be resolved only for me to call them this night and was told I have exhausted my data. Now they are telling me the package works differently on android. Something I was never told before my subscription. I tried my possible best to explain to them that they've just scammed me while they were trying their best to confuse me on why I should believe that they did the right thing by scamming me.

Attached below are the snaps I took from my phone data usage information.

I hope this gets to front page because we are being stepped on by these organizations on regular basis and knowing fully well, that the body that is supposed to be monitoring them is just there for the purpose of paying salaries to some inactive set of individuals, these network providers have decided to scam us with utmost disregard.


CC.. Lalasticlala, Seun, Obinoscopy

Fanyogoyogo:
Biafran terrorists.

This hatred will only consume you..



RIP to the dead..

Fanyogoyogo:


I thought Lagos was no man's land? Now you guys remember it's Yorubaland abi?

This is the problem with you. Even if your house is on fire, you will still be running around naked, screaming and hating on the tribe you love to hate. How does this horse shiiit you posted relate to the topic at hand?

modath:



Fran Haba nah, you never old enough for memory loss nah .. nor be pipeline contract/ voter inducement Jogogoro gave them derail them? Or you forget?

It didn't derail them jor. At least they came out sometimes back to lay claims to the fact that una dey bamboozle them with insults and curses, including the okpolo eyed landlord of Lagos state. It's just like my most respected Musician to have ever lived (Fela). As much as Fela talked about the heartlessness, criminality, wickedness, etc of your darling Bubu and Ebola Ewu one of Ota, una still pack unaselves dey follow follow Bubu, including Femi Kuti (Fela will surely be disappointed wherever he is). To the point say person dey reason me say I no suppose believe Fela words just because they were made against Obj and Buhari.. SmH

I can still recall what OPC did back in 2000/2001. Those guys are ruthless and fearless, therefore you and others should tender your unreserved apologies to them ASAP.

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LoL! You know say me no sabi all those people. Pardon me for the error...

PRYCE:
Lol! Pity me? There are many countries to port to darling

Dey there dey give proverbs, e don reach your doorsteps so please petition your Coward OPC to defend y'all... lol!

Nigeria's Secondary? So is the president you so love upholding abi supporting your first love? Yorubaland? Last I check he was Northern... so you left your first love (Yorubaland) to romance with you second love (Nigeria, North)... that makes a lot of sense my dear

OP gini? When modath and her co romancers of the north done carry because of GEJ throway (disband) their most feared fighters, how them wan come petition OPC now?

On OP, how are we sure those criminals aren't cultists or herdsmen, masquerading as militants just to put fear in people living within that area?

ronald4lif:


Odogwu isi gini? Ukwu a pere npe?

Jesu Christi!

Kedu ka nwanyi ga esi pe npe etua, bia buru trailer na ukwu?

Idikwa shure na ife à aburo pad??

---

Nna mehn! Amarozi'm onye'm ga atughere oh. Oyi'm nwoke nke ozo (Kaboninc) siri ka mu tunyere mimzy (ka osiri nor missy Elliot), giwa si ka mu tunyere lanicky.. Amaghi zi'm ebe'm kwu akwu...

Kedu ebe ana eme voting?

hucienda:
Imagine a southern president doing this sectional appointments Buhari has been showing everyone. Just imagine for a second.

The noise (media rant, bloodbath, religious and political crisis, insurgency, etc) from the intolerant north would have been heard from as far away as Pluto and beyond...

Fixed..

ronald4lif:


Odogwu na nwa ike m, uwa bu nwayo nwayo. Kedu ife me udo ejiro di? Hope na madu anwuro?

Well sha, Ife'm choro iyo gi bu ka itunyere Lanícky vote na election miss NL finals Saturday. Biko kpotakwa ndi goons gi na politics section. Ukwu nwata nwanyi di egwu and to ama'm na ife di na ukwu na masi gi.

Ukwu onye? Lanicky? Nna itu ò na asi. Ukwu the babe pere npe di egwu...

ronald4lif:
Francizy, nwanne ke ije? Okwa udo di.

Nwanne'm nwoke.. Udo adiro kwa oh!

Onwere ka ihe siri di...

Mana ama'm na oga adicha nma...

nnachukz:
When Fulanis killed your kins (brothers and sisters from your state) and burnt down a church, nobody heard from Mbaka. Even when Buhari told the word they were from Libya just to mock us Mbaka never said anything. Now we discovered that Libya is just in Kogi States and few Northern States, I expected to hear the loud talking Mbaka but since Buhari might not like it he didn't talk.

exactly! mbaka is nothing but a sycophantic being. He probably wants to finish the work for the money he was paid (by APC), reason he's opening his loud mouth to spew trash. Who cares if the bigot lives or dies when he allowed his kinsmen to maim others at will. To hell with mbaka and his useless buhari. I only pity the people in Enugu state still giving that garment wearing fool some attention.

modath:


Stop being mischievous, you just dey find my mouth, support for Bubu is not superior to my tribal & familial identity....... There is a distinction between support & selling out, we aren't lost souls..

Where have you been?

hehehehehe.. So if I may.., can I also view the support from a tribal perspective?

been around, just on the lows tho...

TheNewIbadan:


She's Yoruba. The beauty about Yorubas is that they're very logical and democratic, unlike the over sensitive chestbeating cowards from the SE.

i didnt recall mentioning a tribalisic imp so i dont understand this tanker load of watery faecal deposit...

modath:

Ranching is the way to go!! Dazall....

SIA ti o common, SIA on point.. he might be Bubu's confidante but what's wrong can't ever be wished right...

are you sure you wish to go against your darling bubu on this one??

Zedoo:


Hahaha because he scored 50goals and won one trophy with a penalty shootout? Dude was even pathetic enough to try to add the penalty goal when he was asked about not being able to match his 17 goal record in the competition.
one thing is clear. Messi is a god. Ronaldo is a man... Nothing special about Ronaldo, God dun put messi where e put am....balon dor loading sharply.....
If no be stupid cavani dat goat. Suarez for get chance at balon dor sef. He has been the most outstanding player this year actually. Followed by messi then Ronaldo...and I say so because rpnaldo Na small game shiner. Paltry point scorer. Unable to take a big game by its horns.... He was on the pitch when messi-less barca thrashed dem 4-0, lost to athletico in d la liga too....only to score in a penalty shootout and act like he killed Poseidon. Mehn say what you say. But its messi all d way once Copa America gets in the bag...which you would agree is more likely than Portugal going far at the euros.... 1 major trophy cant count for anything against 6.... Word

Why do you folks like undermining people's effort? He was on the pitch when Barcelona without messi trashed Madrid 4 but what happened when Barcelona met them with Messi on the pitch? Madrid beat the hell outta Barcelona, even with one man down (red) and with one clear goal disallowed. Not forgetting that Real Madrid made it past Quarter Final because of the efforts of Ronaldo...

I think Messi is super talented and so also Ronaldo, therefore, let us stop being sentimental.

temitemi1:
Mr mynd44, u are jst one of those apc's zombies I'm expecting more ban from u, make it last for months this time pls

shift15:


If you parade a quarter of her credential, you will not be where you are.

soulpeppersoup:


Did you read of the places she has worked and how many years. Who had ever occupied those positions and cannot afford those things?

What is your definition of hard work?

cindybella101:

And she didn't sweat for what she has ? And when does having someone's name on corruption charges makes him/her guilty ? Your are both the prosecutor and the judge and who told you she doesn't have honor ? If she doesn't have honor would she have being recognize even at international level ?

You better stick to the mod work seun gave you.
Nonsense

danmasani101:


Zombie, which competent court has convicted her?

Ikwokrikwo:
Mynd44 is frustrated that he ended up as an ordinary moderator on nairaland while that woman rose to become an executive director in shell and a 3 time minister of the federal republic of Nigeria

Ikwokrikwo:
A mere moderator on nairaland mynd44 is.

deji68:
So working in an oil company and attaining a position of executive director is not hardwork abi?

Fyno:
pls make sure you ban me and if all possible all critics of this govt so you and your fellow zombies can have nairaland to yourselves.
You are one of the most stupid fellas in this country,you are a disgrace to humanity, in fact your problem is low life,this is a woman who has spent almost all her career in the oil sector and should be more than able to own a house in Abuja and jeweleries, even traders in main market Onitsha own houses in Abuja talk more of jewelries, so don't come here and make noise because you choose to be lazy hence poor, laziness and poverty have made you guys now think every wealthy Nigerian is corrupt which is why I hate you guys with passion,do you think its even easy to be corrupt to the extant of rising to the level of a petroleum minister?
Grow up man and stop been stupid
I feel like flogging you like a kid because you always sound like one

Finally if you don't ban me then your a coward

paschu:


Now I can see why you represent and PERSONIFY everything INJUSTICE on Nairaland. So an excutive director of Shell Petroleum and President of OPEC cannot afford jewellies of $2million and a house worth a $18million (that's assuming those were the real value of those stuffs)?

Do you even know anything about this woman's background or that of the man to whom she's married?

Has sychophancy blinded your eyes so much to the point that you now disregard the necessity of rule of law? Where is the proof of your education and rationality?

You and the rest of us keep wondering why this project called Nigeria has failed to work properly after 50 years of experiments, the culprit is INJUSTICE. No nation thrives on INJUSTICE. Nigeria can never be an exception.

In case the meaning of injustice has suddenly changed in your dictionary in this era of change, here's a good illustration of what injustice is and what it can breed.

https://www.nairaland.com/3164147/nda-touching-story-niger-deltan

The same scenario.in the above link is playing out again under the same actor.

And obviously kids (yourself inclusive) are cheering it on again, forgetting that evil can travel from one generation to countless more generations of those who sow it in the lives of others.

If you like go ahead and place the ban since that's your stock in trade.

frankyychiji:
You are just too tasteless for my liking.
You are free to ban me for ever like you usually cowardly do when people disagree with you here, I won't loose sleep over it.
cc: Seun, lalasticlala

Egabs:
You jst want to be 1st to comment now I see hw gollible must nigerians are meaning any body who has wrk wth the govt is corrupt or theif bah every human being buy thngs according to his or her status plsssss av sm sense o

sigiyaya:
If I talk say u get poor mentality or say u no de reason well, you go ban me?

Validated:


Guess you did not reason your thoughts before posting this, please read Dezianni's statement with open mind again:

"With all sense of modesty, I say this only for posterity and for the records. I have strived within my means and the blessings of God to live a decent and accomplished life. I studied architecture in England and obtained a bachelor’s degree from Howard University, United States of America in 1992. When I returned to Nigeria that same year, I joined Shell Petroleum Development Corporation. In 2002, I obtained an MBA at Cambridge University, United Kingdom. In April 2006, I was appointed by Shell as the company’s first female Executive Director in Nigeria. In July 2007, I was appointed by the late President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua as Minister of Transport. The next year in December 2008 I became Minister of Mines and Steel Development. In April 2010, I was appointed as Minister for Petroleum Resources and served in that capacity till May 2015. During this period as Petroleum Minister, I had the honour of serving Nigeria and representing her in the Organization of Oil Exporting Countries (OPEC) where I was elected first female President. All through my career, I have strived to maintain a record of hard work, integrity and excellence, giving my best to society, because my parents raised me in the consciousness that a man or woman’s greatness is defined not by the amount of wealth they have acquired but the impact of their service to God and humanity."

Let me break it down for you:

> Graduated 1992 (24 years ago) and joined Shell Petroleum Dev Co
> In 2002, obtained MBA at Cambridge University, United Kingdom, that is after 10 years in SPDC
> In April 2006, she was appointed by Shell as the company’s first female Executive Director in Nigeria.
> In July 2007, I was appointed by the late President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua as Minister of Transport.
> The next year in December 2008 I became Minister of Mines and Steel Development.
> In April 2010, I was appointed as Minister for Petroleum Resources and served in that capacity till May 2015.

In summary, Deziani worked in Shell from 1992 and rose to Executive Director in 2006, that is over 14 years. Thereafter, she served as a Federal Minister for 9 years. Headed OPEC and led the Ministry of Petroleum resources. Do you really think that such a woman cannot afford jewelries? Let us make sensible assertions my friend!!!

If EFCC/Buhari have any case against her, let them go to court and stop disturbing the media space with circus dance!!!

menstrualpad:

Mynd44? He doesn't understand that word..

gare:


Do you have honour?

Agunechemba1:



You can never in your life achieve quater of what she has achieved... Keep hating.

Zombie

funkybully:


When does owning property in abuja and owning accessories amount to being corrupt? U mean a retired shell director can't afford such when bidija market women could? That's her analysis.

Stop demon using the woman when d court hasn't convicted her.

U can go ahead and ban me for airing my view, that's d worst u can do.

gazmann:


So you don't see hard work and sweat from her story . ode EFCC should take time and prove corruption charges that's my take

taurusmena1:
Who are the market women in Bodija? Are they not Nigerians? Are they not humans? When did you become a judge or on what premise did you draw your conclusion that she is guilty and without honour? It pains me to note that govt alone is not the problem of Nigeria but 99 out of 100% of its citizens are our problem. Cutting corners have become a way of life in this country.so do not rush to paint anyone innocent or guilty at such a quick pace.

Muhahahahahahahaha! I love this! These are the best replies to the most senseless, stewpid, idiotic and hypocritical comment ever.

I expect a 4 months ban for this comment tho...


Btw, some people are just so sycophantically deceitful and hypocritical. They go about screaming how corrupt other people are but give them a small post/duty and they abuse it without any bit of conscience. They dish out jungle justice to people who have different opinions from theirs but always keep a blind eye when people with similar opinion from theirs does same..

rozayx5:
flets firefire anonimi francizy rose2014


seems you missed the 3 million jobs

LoL.. I think APC has created over a million jobs. At least, due to dollar scarcity, some people decided to sell dollar at the black market (that industry boomed big time and it's still booming). Also, don't forget petrol, black marketers made hundreds of thousands of naira during petrol scarcity...

Who says APC isn't working?

deeplow:


It affects you more than it affects the Americans. With your views and ideologies, even i as a muslim, would never employ you or want you anywhere near me. You are a potential terrorist.

You are not a muslim by and at heart, you are a muslim by brain, and your actions are a reflection of the capacity of it. That's the only reason you'd support this.

I'm not a Muslim neither I'm I gay. In short, I hate gayism but will never wish gays death. Having said this, much respect to you and VomeSchakleton for putting that mofo in his place. If all Muslims, Christians, atheists, herbalists, etc., reasoned like you two, then the world would have been a very peaceful place. Keep it up..