₦airaland Forum

pretydiva:
He dat ve ears let him ear

*He that has ears...

AmberQueen:
With thankgivin & worship in church...

Aftrwards, family & lover can follow.

Great. I prefer to be alone.... on the moon.

Intacta:
How?

Have you ever munched chicken in your dream? That was a spider that crawled to your mouth while you were sleeping.

afamjb:
I never eat spider before and I won't.

You eat the spiders while you're asleep. You won't be aware.

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They say knowledge is power. They also say ignorance is bliss. They sound like they might have a bit of a bi-polar issue. When it comes to finding facts on the internet, we come across a lot of information we can't wait to share with you to increase your understanding of the world you live
in; whether it is to teach, inform, or entertain. But we also come across a lot of stuff we just don't know if you'll believe, or maybe it just doesn't belong on another list due to the fact it's just too gross.

Luckily, when we have enough of those facts that might cause the average reader to turn their nose up in disgust- we can put them into their own list for those with stronger stomachs. So here you go, sickos.

1. In ancient Rome, urine was used to
whiten teeth and fight bad breath.

2. The bagpipe was originally made from
the whole skin of a dead sheep.
via express

3. Jelly beans are covered in shellac,
which is made from bug excretions (poop)

4. On Average, humans will eat about
EIGHT SPIDERS during their lifetime.

5. 15% of the air you breathe in an average
metro station is human skin.

6. The human heart can squirt blood up to
30 feet. That's not that far considering you
circulatory system of arteries, veins, and
capillaries could wrap around the world
more than twice if they were stretched out.

7. 15% of snails survive digestion by birds
and are found alive in their droppings.

8. Tampons have been used by U.S. Army
medics as emergency wound care
dressings.

9. All species of beetles are edible.
Hungry? Grab a beetle...pound for pound
they contain more protein than a steak.

10. Approximately 80% of all paper money
in the U.S. contains traces of cocaine.

11. It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL
with enough leather for a years supply of
footballs.

12. Dragonflies have shovel shaped
joysticks so that they can scoop out their
rivals sperm.

13. More than likely you have shaken
hands with six or more men that haven't
washed their hands after masturbating.

14. A banana slug can be 6-8 inches and
their erect penis can be just as long. In
addition, their joysticks emerge from their
heads. After mating, banana slugs eat each
others joysticks.

15. The ejaculation of a drone is so
powerful that it ruptures the endophallus,
disconnecting the drone from the queen.

16. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18
months, two rats could have over a million
descendants.

17. FDA regulations allow 10 insects and
35 fruit fly eggs per 8oz. of raisins.

18. Meat is treated with carbon monoxide
to make it look fresh.

19. Every square inch of the human body
has an average of 32 million bacteria
covering it.

20. The FDA also allows 1 pound of
peanut butter to contain 150 bug
fragments and 5 rodent hairs.

21. Termites have the smelliest farts.
These creature's farts are believed to be a
major contributor towards global warming.

22. Infants foreskin can be turned into a
skin graft for a burn victim. Foreskins are
also used to make high-end skin creams.

http://entertainment-life.diply.com/weird-facts/22-bizzare-facts/71987/2

What's your best way and place to enter the new year

1. In a church

2. At home with family

3. With your lover

4. Alone

5. In a party

6. On the moon

Seun, Lalasticlala, TheRealMrStan, Ishilove.... frontpage.

Ridiculous.

samflexxy:
lols I tell you for her mind nah she go say make use the money sub

Only the ones raised abroad will appreciate the flowers.

bookgenius:
it's been the tradition since the days of your forefathers, play along.

Yea. Polygamy and the practice of relegating women to the kitchen were the traditions of our forefathers.

Should we also play along?

Nigerian girls don't like flowers. On her mind she'd be like...

"Yeye boy. Instead of giving me the money, you spent it on flowers. Do I look like I'm into floriculture?"

Why was the man arrested?

jiorhemen:
That is the issue, they are not ashamed of their broke state, but they are weary of a broke guy. It surprises me the way some of them beg guys for recharge cards without feeling ashamed. I may be wrong, but I think one should be ashamed of begging.

The same girls that beg you for recharge cards will later on call you broke whenever you refuse to give them. Ironical, isn't it?

Feminists want equality between both gender but most girls shudder at the thought of equally bearing financial burdens in relationships.

kettykin:
Just as you have said the refineries would have solved half of the problem . whether this is true or not , why are there no refineries is the question.
The people who rioted and revolted when ordinary petroleum subsidy was removed are responsible for why private companies and venture capitalist did not bring investments to build refineries , the same people are the people going about blaming the government of not building refineries

But a contract was awarded and promises were made. What about the subsidy buses for all states... did the protests cause procurement to halt? I think GEJ lied to us all.

kettykin:
Anyone ever noticed , most of the people asking where is the money for this and that and accusing the Federal Government of fraud are majorly people from certain parts of the country that contribute little or nothing to the federation account.

The people who provide 90% of the revenue really has not brought this level of grave accusation to the presidency or the government of fraud , why are some people a pain in the ass. concentrate on the meagre , miserly resource that your region can not even sustain without fertilizer subsidy and leave the federal Government alone or at most secede.

Where are the refineries? Those refineries would have solved half of our problems as a country.

bashydemy:
GMB fight corruption to the last level and anybody who can fight corruption already solve 80% of Nigeria problem... For example more than $20b have so far been spend on Electricity and today nothing to show for it that is Corruption, so many graduates could not secure a good job do to man no man that's is corruption, more than $20b have also been spend on the military and nothing to show for it cos there people who are embezzling that money somewhere and with that no security that is corruption... Alot of retirement scams everywhere that is part of corruption.. So with that is Buhari can tackle corruption, Nigeria will be a better place just like 83-85 shikenna

Insurmountable economic problems plagued the Buhari regime as petroleum prices collapsed in the face of
expanding foreign debt. Buhari instituted austerity
measures that caused severe hardship to the average
Nigerian. In addition, political corruption continued
unabated, with politicians escaping to Western countries
with millions of dollars in government money. In an effort
to stop dissension, Buhari instituted restrictions on the
press, political freedoms, and trade unionists. By August
1985 even the military had had enough, and Ibrahim
Babangida took control of the government. Buhari was
detained in Benin City but was released at the end of
1988.
http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/83801/
Muhammad-Buhari

I rep the modern male chauvinism... placing women where they belong. Upholding positive gender norms.

The thing is... men and women can never have equal rights. Not because men are domineering but cos most women would rather stick to gender roles.

MrPearce:
women hate sex. they rather adapt than hate it

Most of them will only have sex just when they're ready to reproduce. That will be their adaptation.

The specs are great and the prices too. The Elephone slightly beats the other two. The most important thing is the durability and warranty.

Tho kids and girls that don't understand what specs mean will troop here to mock 'chinko' phones.

Pleasing a woman doesn't obey the laws of supply and demand... for the more you offer, the more they expect.

Punishment for the female Turkey.

If humans mate this way.... women will hate sex.

letsdothis5:
Yes I have a way of sending it. Whats your whatsapp number?

Liar.

Oahray:
https://archive.org/details/1.AGameOfThrones
Check under 'view the book' you'd see 'read online', pdf, epub etc, each written 5 times. It's simply a link to each of the five books in those formats.

Harry Potter
http://androidpur.net/w_eBooks+n+Readers_eBooks_Harry+Potter+Collection+1-7.html

Pick your battle

Do you know where I can download other great books for free apart from ASOIAF and Harry Porter?